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You woke up the opposite sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

First thing you do?? I'm trying to find who's got my dick they better marry me need to keep an eye on things say morning guys

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Scratch my balls , bang on the floor, demand tea, fart, watch porn, look under the duvet and fucking weep , get on the net and lie about dimensions.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Come on hear. Change my profile. Find a meet in 30 seconds. And then make up for lost time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank... take a photo with a sky remote and post it on here bragging how big it is and then wait for all the women to want me then post a moaning thread when I don't get lots of offers, asking what's wrong with me. ... console myself with porn and more wanking

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Think "Time to fist a lesbian!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on hear. Change my profile. Find a meet in 30 seconds. And then make up for lost time "

Like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out the additional privilege.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Id apply for a job in engineering, knowing I'd get it.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I’d better be as gorgeous as a woman as I am now so I can ride all the hottie Herero men that I fancied the arse off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still wouldn't get a meet, as I blocked male.

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By *aren1956TV/TS
over a year ago

Fakenham

Max out my Curvissa account...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rewrite my profile and stick in as many conditions as I could think of before a bloke should have to fulfill before he messaged me!

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Cry with relief that I no longer have gynae issues & can be drug free

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably wouldn't notice for an hour or two

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford


"I probably wouldn't notice for an hour or two "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scratch my balls , bang on the floor, demand tea, fart, watch porn, look under the duvet and fucking weep , get on the net and lie about dimensions. "

We need that penis from you love come on take it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank... take a photo with a sky remote and post it on here bragging how big it is and then wait for all the women to want me then post a moaning thread when I don't get lots of offers, asking what's wrong with me. ... console myself with porn and more wanking "

If only it was that easy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Check out the additional privilege. "
which is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check out the additional privilege. "

I'd check out my lack of 'privilege'

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd be wanking 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a wank... take a photo with a sky remote and post it on here bragging how big it is and then wait for all the women to want me then post a moaning thread when I don't get lots of offers, asking what's wrong with me. ... console myself with porn and more wanking "

Have you hacked my profile?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

One thing for sure I wouldn't be getting out of bed anytime soon. Too many new places to explore.

Then it would be shower time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning i did wake up in a friends bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think I'd be wanking 24/7 "

Haha you get bored after a few wanks your gona need the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning i did wake up in a friends bed "

But did you have a penis?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a wank... take a photo with a sky remote and post it on here bragging how big it is and then wait for all the women to want me then post a moaning thread when I don't get lots of offers, asking what's wrong with me. ... console myself with porn and more wanking "

Wow it's like you know me lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll rejoice in being able to take a piss whever I want to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning i did wake up in a friends bed

But did you have a penis?

Fuzz"

Yes a lovely penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning i did wake up in a friends bed

But did you have a penis?

Fuzz

Yes a lovely penis "

Good on you girl

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the other half

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