FabSwingers.com forum: What pisses you off during sex

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant

So What pisses you off during sex ?

I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It pisses me off when my mind wanders whilst having sex.

Really random thoughts just pop up

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"It pisses me off when my mind wanders whilst having sex.

Really random thoughts just pop up

Love to hear a couple of those thoughts

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

When you're between a woman's thighs loving every moment and she purps and says "was that you"

Now I've messed about trying to be a ventriloquist by throwing my voice but I've never tried it with farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"

Does it happen a lot ?

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By *he Hobbit And MeCouple
over a year ago

southampton

Farting

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When a phone goes off. Whether it's a text or a call, it makes me mad.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phone or door goes as im entering the blow zone happened a good few times ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"

I put it back.. whatever it was lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

When it's all going swimmingly until my hair gets caught underneath a knee or an elbow or whatnot. Ow, the pain! Weirdly I like hair pulling in certain situations, just not an unexpected yanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he sits and messages on fab

Leaves his socks on

Asks if his cock is good/big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When their wife comes home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they bore me so much I find myself thinking about my shopping list x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she snores.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he doesn't take a sex fight seriously....

Grrrr!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"

It's not just men that do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to say absolutely nothing, I'm totally in the bliss zone during sex. But then I read the thread and have to concede that mobile phones going off grate on me. But usually, I'm just in the bliss zone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paying them after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When he doesn't take a sex fight seriously....

Grrrr!

Peach x"
with you on that one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they're electronic tag reminds them they've got to be home by 7pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when they start screaming for the police and such.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"

This ! and "Do you like that?" "Was that good ?"........

Why do men need a gold star as if they did EVERYTHING?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

needy little bleeders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!

This ! and "Do you like that?" "Was that good ?"........

Why do men need a gold star as if they did EVERYTHING?"

this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when they start screaming for the police and such."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get cramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when they start screaming for the police and such."

Gags are your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get cramp

Oh that's happened a few times when I've been on top. Frickin spoils things somewhat

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant

So What pisses you off during sex ?

I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge

Cats are so cool.....and yes the said cat would have been judging you....

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Cum for me baby cum for me. Erm yeh that's not going to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have taken his 9 inches in your bum and it feels like he's about to destroy your insides

Yet when he's about to cum and you go to put your finger in his bum and he says no it's not natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she asks if it's in yet

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Cum for me baby cum for me. Erm yeh that's not going to help

Eh no baby...this is mine but thanks for participating

I like when it gets vocal but certain sentences do throw me

Madame

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant

So What pisses you off during sex ?

I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge

But wouldn't it be great at that pinnacle moment if the cat reached forward with his little paw and pressed the golden buzzer

but that's more of a dog move

Madame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she wants you to cum and you want it to go on for ever because you know you won't get this opportunity again lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cum for me baby cum for me. Erm yeh that's not going to help

I hate this too with a vengeance!

It's their way of motivation lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum for me baby cum for me. Erm yeh that's not going to help

I hate this too with a vengeance!

It's their way of motivation lol. "
This annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told I should have had enough by now!!!

If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told I should have had enough by now!!!

If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator... "

Surely nobody says that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have taken his 9 inches in your bum and it feels like he's about to destroy your insides

Yet when he's about to cum and you go to put your finger in his bum and he says no it's not natural

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hahaha ... funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"

Oh definitely this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say sorry we got to stop as I need to be somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told I should have had enough by now!!!

If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator...

Surely nobody says that?

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yeah... they do ..Guys can be so lazy... they even tell you to get on top straight away...As they can't be bothered to move..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have taken his 9 inches in your bum and it feels like he's about to destroy your insides

Yet when he's about to cum and you go to put your finger in his bum and he says no it's not natural

hahaha ... funny

It's true though and if it's ok for me to take that then surely a tiny finger isn't going to hurt him lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told I should have had enough by now!!!

If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator...

Surely nobody says that?

yeah... they do ..Guys can be so lazy... they even tell you to get on top straight away...As they can't be bothered to move..

I'm lost for words! Can't say I've ever experienced that when meeting couples with my wife at the time but nothing surprises me, I guess you've just met some wrong 'uns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u can't get them to move on from performing oral.... its foreplay not the be all and end all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u can't get them to move on from performing oral.... its foreplay not the be all and end all!!! "
... I'd love that!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told I should have had enough by now!!!

If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator...

Surely nobody says that?

yeah... they do ..Guys can be so lazy... they even tell you to get on top straight away...As they can't be bothered to move..

I'm lost for words! Can't say I've ever experienced that when meeting couples with my wife at the time but nothing surprises me, I guess you've just met some wrong 'uns "
.... they were boyfriends

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Being given too much oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u can't get them to move on from performing oral.... its foreplay not the be all and end all!!! ... I'd love that!!!!

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invite me round sometime and you can have all u want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told I should have had enough by now!!!

If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator...

Surely nobody says that?

yeah... they do ..Guys can be so lazy... they even tell you to get on top straight away...As they can't be bothered to move..

I'm lost for words! Can't say I've ever experienced that when meeting couples with my wife at the time but nothing surprises me, I guess you've just met some wrong 'uns .... they were boyfriends"

Shame on them

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've forgotten what sex is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've forgotten what sex is

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and im Pinocchio do you want to sit on my face and let me lie to you lol

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

When you're fingering a woman and she says ouch,take your ring off.

You think hang on a minute I don't wear a ring, but then you realise it's your watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told I should have had enough by now!!!

If only I had a hammer in my hand, at that moment and not a vibrator...

Surely nobody says that?

yeah... they do ..Guys can be so lazy... they even tell you to get on top straight away...As they can't be bothered to move..

Oh yes, so lazy a complete waste of time and effort and how they got their previous veris is beyond me!!!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

When you send out an obvious invitation to come into the bedroom for some filth...And he continues watching telly

I suppose that's not technically during sex so how about when he just won't fuck you hard enough in case he hurts you...I know that's mean of me and I do appreciate the caring side really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paying them after

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I've forgotten what sex is

and im Pinocchio do you want to sit on my face and let me lie to you lol"

Well the one and only time this year was mid March

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they just bang on and on and on and I'm laid there just waiting for them to cum.

Getting cramp in various areas.

When you're practically shoving your bits in their face, hinting for them to go down on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When he doesn't take a sex fight seriously....

Grrrr!

Peach x"

A sex fight?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they just bang on and on and on and I'm laid there just waiting for them to cum.

Getting cramp in various areas.

When you're practically shoving your bits in their face, hinting for them to go down on you. "
specially if they got 30 yrs of growth lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When you're fingering a woman and she says ouch,take your ring off.

You think hang on a minute I don't wear a ring, but then you realise it's your watch

Oooooooohhh

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"When you're fingering a woman and she says ouch,take your ring off.

You think hang on a minute I don't wear a ring, but then you realise it's your watch

Oooooooohhh

Ooooooooooch

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Oral on a woman who has shaved but it's growing back so it's like kissing 40grit sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they eat a kebab with extra hot sauce before you get to the room. I decided to go home alone instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phones!

.....it is so annoying when she's on Facebook,while you're licking her dry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oral on a woman who has shaved but it's growing back so it's like kissing 40grit sandpaper"

I always worry about this lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When he doesn't take a sex fight seriously....

Grrrr!

Peach x

A sex fight?!"

Oh yes

I may be tiny but I love a freaking good sex fight!

Peach x

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

When someone knocks on the door during it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of grunting like a PIG .

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By *eadonistCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ashton under Lyne

"When you have taken his 9 inches in your bum and it feels like he's about to destroy your insides

Yet when he's about to cum and you go to put your finger in his bum and he says no it's not natural

Possibly the best answer on here..

And so true for the straighter that straight crowd..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got to be when you're on the cusp of an orgasm and he pauses or does something that stops it cummin!! I start punching my right thigh really hard and growling, it's embarrassing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a man insists on me playing with his nipples to keep his erection. Don't like that at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a man insists on me playing with his nipples to keep his erection. Don't like that at all."

Haha!!!!! Actually made me laugh.

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

You just spent 45 minutes giving oral after a shitload of foreply and she then looks at you with that I don't do blowjobs look of horror when it's her turn to give oral and presents her arse for doggy style instead!!! Selfish or what.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"You just spent 45 minutes giving oral after a shitload of foreply and she then looks at you with that I don't do blowjobs look of horror when it's her turn to give oral and presents her arse for doggy style instead!!! Selfish or what.

A 'shitload of foreplay'?

Think it's best to discuss first what will and won't be done....

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

A 'shitload of foreplay'?

Think it's best to discuss first what will and won't be done....

Like ordering a meal lol, i'll have the kissing for starters and blowjob for mains with a good hard fuck for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she makes me lose my place in my book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding my Star Wars figures up there... usually Han Solo

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

For Lucy it's when someone try's to insert something in her ass despite it being very clear that it's a no go!

For Darren it's being with a fem who starts to exaggeratedly groan the moment you touch her. I just think STOP I want you to cum but when it's natural not when I have looked at your nipples!

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

When she is bent over the freezer and you are eating her out and the store manager tells you the police are on their way.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

I got upset once with a fem I really liked and she said

is it in ?

I said yes

she said your joking I can't feel nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant

So What pisses you off during sex ?

Having to get out of the car

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

When someone asks after if I enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she is bent over the freezer and you are eating her out and the store manager tells you the police are on their way."

Uniform gangbang

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

When she's on top and gets in the way of the TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant

So What pisses you off during sex ?

Having to wash my wetsuit afterwards

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By *lobe_trotterMan
over a year ago

ampthill

When I make a woman squirt it pisses me off having to stop so she can catch her breath, I'd rather keep going!

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

Having to wake them up at the end

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"When she's on top and gets in the way of the TV."

That's what doggy style is for and of she's got a flat back you can test your tin of lager on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say "opps, wrong hole"

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

When she fancies a soft boiled egg and asks if you fancy a quicky because she needs to time it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so guilty of this

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By *ohn8210tCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

During sex When he or she says '' what's up , can't you think of anyone either '' !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably why he does it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she wriggles free and I have to run after her again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting on my juicy bit and erm..it's already soaking? Don't get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've had a wonderful time and are feeling fulfilled and a little tired afterwards, and you go to lie down for a light sleep for a couple of hours - and all you can hear is someone screaming "Untie me - pleeaasssseeee..."!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"When they say "opps, wrong hole"

To be fair they are close together

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A 'shitload of foreplay'?

Think it's best to discuss first what will and won't be done....

Like ordering a meal lol, i'll have the kissing for starters and blowjob for mains with a good hard fuck for dessert

No by communicating with the lady, one shouldn't 'expect' certain sexual activity!

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

A 'shitload of foreplay'?

Think it's best to discuss first what will and won't be done....

Like ordering a meal lol, i'll have the kissing for starters and blowjob for mains with a good hard fuck for dessert

No by communicating with the lady, one shouldn't 'expect' certain sexual activity! "

Fair enough good point I agree but I was just kidding about the ordering a meal bit.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

my mother bringing in a cup of tea and a plate of sarnies.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a phone goes off. Whether it's a text or a call, it makes me mad."

Agree with this 100% it's so distracting

A c

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"When you are "close" and he stops what he was doing!"

now that's just not on. they should know how to do the job....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have taken his 9 inches in your bum and it feels like he's about to destroy your insides

Yet when he's about to cum and you go to put your finger in his bum and he says no it's not natural

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

ask her get naked and join in??

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

surely should be when you're 'close' and get cramp hahahaha

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"Cum for me baby cum for me. Erm yeh that's not going to help

should say that while you're doing it, not prematurely....

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"When you've had a wonderful time and are feeling fulfilled and a little tired afterwards, and you go to lie down for a light sleep for a couple of hours - and all you can hear is someone screaming "Untie me - pleeaasssseeee..."!

at least give 'em one hand so they can fiddle hahahaha

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Talking

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

The Divas who believe they are the best in the world and put in as much effort as a bag of wet sand....

Everywhere has a starting point, however smacking the ass off a dead donkey is not a good place to start.

Now less uptight, sensual seductive ladies....

Still I suspect, the ladies can say the same, thank goodness for the opposite side of the spectrum.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

If they fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they try removing the condom being sly! Twat

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"When they try removing the condom being sly! Twat"

That's very naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get every position in the karma sutra into one session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst experience I ever had during sex was when (it was a 2-couple thing, I was in guy mode) the woman I was seeing too on the second meet started to have a full blown jealousy argument with her bf while I am eating her out! I never spoke to them again! They where both on an adult- work website (you see what I did there) and where performers

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Busting for a wee .....nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she's on top and gets in the way of the TV."

Glad you appreciate the TV, move over wench!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"phone or door goes as im entering the blow zone happened a good few times ffs

My first fuck was ended by a terrier wanting to go for a pee!

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Trying to get every position in the karma sutra into one session

Maybe 20 years ago hey

for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who kind of just lay there with not much response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to get every position in the karma sutra into one session

Maybe 20 years ago hey

for me

Even in my younger days I struggled with this

just puts you off your mission!

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Trying to get every position in the karma sutra into one session

Maybe 20 years ago hey

for me

Even in my younger days I struggled with this

just puts you off your mission!"

I must admit I'm not very bendy anymore

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Guys expecting you to do all the work while giving fuck all in return my ex was a twat for it

There's a reason he's my ex put it that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend from Derbyshire who gets annoyed when his mum tells him to speed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a friend from Derbyshire who gets annoyed when his mum tells him to speed up"

:-standby !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"If they fall asleep

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or she wakes up

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"I have a friend from Derbyshire who gets annoyed when his mum tells him to speed up

:-standby !

Popcorn at the ready lol

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"If they fall asleep

or she wakes up

Haha forgot that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going to say absolutely nothing, I'm totally in the bliss zone during sex. But then I read the thread and have to concede that mobile phones going off grate on me. But usually, I'm just in the bliss zone.

The phone going off wouldn't bother me. If she stopped to answer it I would be somewhat disappointed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to get every position in the karma sutra into one session

Maybe 20 years ago hey

for me

Even in my younger days I struggled with this

just puts you off your mission!

I must admit I'm not very bendy anymore

Me neither

Looks like we'll be starring in geriatric porn one day

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

"Guys expecting you to do all the work while giving fuck all in return my ex was a twat for it

There's a reason he's my ex put it that way

You did the right thing dumping him

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Trying to get every position in the karma sutra into one session

Maybe 20 years ago hey

for me

Even in my younger days I struggled with this

just puts you off your mission!

I must admit I'm not very bendy anymore

Me neither

Looks like we'll be starring in geriatric porn one day

Count me in haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on the other side of the hotel room wall, alone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all of a sudden one of you is busting for a wee

When you're going to cum so hard your head is going to fall off and he / she stops what they're doing

Too much talking ... shut up and fuck me already

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

[Removed by poster at 17/09/17 19:05:00]

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

when she says if you don.t come soon it a another £50

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

When you go in wearing one condom but come out wearing four

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"When you go in wearing one condom but come out wearing four

Protection overload lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant

So What pisses you off during sex ?

I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge

Cats are so cool.....and yes the said cat would have been judging you...."

Try someone else's cat tapping you on the arm as he's giving you oral!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant

So What pisses you off during sex ?

I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge

Cats are so cool.....and yes the said cat would have been judging you....

Try someone else's cat tapping you on the arm as he's giving you oral!"

Hahahaa

I've had similar to this when I house sat for a woman I worked with.

Her kitten attacked my boyfriend and jumped on his back and dug his claws in when he was giving me oral

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"When a phone goes off. Whether it's a text or a call, it makes me mad."

This

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I saw this elsewhere and some of the comments were brilliant

So What pisses you off during sex ?

I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge

Cats are so cool.....and yes the said cat would have been judging you....

Try someone else's cat tapping you on the arm as he's giving you oral!

Hahahaa

I've had similar to this when I house sat for a woman I worked with.

Her kitten attacked my boyfriend and jumped on his back and dug his claws in when he was giving me oral

Not quite the two pussy session he had in mind

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

when she say.s your dad was better fuck than you

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt

Different strokes for different folks and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt

this!

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt

this!"

Read above

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt

this!

Read above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt

this!

Read above

Still stands tho, over enthusiastic has many methods!

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

When they think they are the worlds greatest lover and your left thinking was that it.............next!

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt

this!

Read above

Still stands tho, over enthusiastic has many methods!

Fair enough

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"When they think they are the worlds greatest lover and your left thinking was that it.............next!

Don Juan types you mean lol

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

"Paying them after

Thats why its best to pay upfront

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a man insists on me playing with his nipples to keep his erection. Don't like that at all."

Why?

Who says there is an unwritten rules that women have a monopoly on sensitive and erotic nipples...

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

any noise, a tv or anything, or if something poking me or foot on something, duvet, pillow everything. must be just bed sheet and pillows nothing else at the top of bed, room silent no tv or music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they try removing the condom being sly! Twat"

Aka--stealthing

Aka-/rape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really hate it when the fire alarm goes off, need to use more lube in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When their wife comes home..."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the obsession to make me squirt - which i do fairly easily anyway becomes like a freak show - i dont mind it but so much more to me than that -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say "opps, wrong hole"

"
.. there's no such thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when the obsession to make me squirt - which i do fairly easily anyway becomes like a freak show - i dont mind it but so much more to me than that - "
... When you do squirt and the guy isn't into it.... Then he Looks at you like you are a freak!

We can't win

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge"

I couldn't have sex in a room if there was a pet in there,

Sex with no noise or if she doesn't show any signs that she is enjoying it,

When you are enjoying yourself so much and want to cum but at the same time you don't knowing you will lose the feelings you are having

Catch 22

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

""I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge"

I couldn't have sex in a room if there was a pet in there,

Sex with no noise or if she doesn't show any signs that she is enjoying it,

When you are enjoying yourself so much and want to cum but at the same time you don't knowing you will lose the feelings you are having

Catch 22

Pets are cool and it's their home too...!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

""I hate it when you're at a woman's house and her cat sits watching and looks unimpressed like a xfactor judge"

I couldn't have sex in a room if there was a pet in there,

Sex with no noise or if she doesn't show any signs that she is enjoying it,

When you are enjoying yourself so much and want to cum but at the same time you don't knowing you will lose the feelings you are having

Catch 22

Pets are cool and it's their home too...!

I like animals but don't want one in the same room when I am having sex

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt

Different strokes for different folks and all that

"
it happens naturally when it's going to - the fingering gets uncomfortable or even painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add one to the phone going off with the addition of them answering it to talk to their dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err, can't remember!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Add one to the phone going off with the addition of them answering it to talk to their dad

My phone hardly ever rings but you can guaranteeevery fucker I know wants to call me when I'm on a meet

Phones always on silent on meets

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Bloke passes out with cramp and you end up putting them in the recovery position

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

When she doses off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad getting back home early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the alsatian that you used as an excuse to get out from her parents house (many moons ago) starts to lick your arse while you are shagging at the golf course. No quick moves there.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Overenthusiatic fingering in a effort to get you to squirt

Yes! This! Even after I've said there's no point I don't squirt, they still see it as their mission to try! Best way to make me dry up fast.

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