FabSwingers.com forum: Champagne

By *obbytupper OP Man
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

The different bottle sizes are:-

Magnum 2 bottles

Jeroboam 4

Rehoboam 6

Methuselah 8

Salmanazar 12

Balthazar 16

Nebuchadnezzer 20

A useful mnemonic to remember is

My Julie Really Makes Splendid Belching Noises

There you go girls you can remember that now.lol

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By *ing33Man
over a year ago

bristol

for those who have'nt tried it, but get your good lady to get a mouthful of champanye, hold it in her mouth and quickly insert your cock into her mouth, then you can feel the bubbles bursting on your knob, a fantastic tingling feeling and a must try thing. its gert lush!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for those who have'nt tried it, but get your good lady to get a mouthful of champanye, hold it in her mouth and quickly insert your cock into her mouth, then you can feel the bubbles bursting on your knob, a fantastic tingling feeling and a must try thing. its gert lush!!!!

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can do the very same thing with popping candy . lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

And us women are quite partial to a champagne fountain

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By *ing33Man
over a year ago

bristol

so its champayne and candy pop all round then....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Spend 10 snots on a decent Cava and it's a waaaaay better wine than any Champagne under £40.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Spend 10 snots on a decent Cava and it's a waaaaay better wine than any Champagne under £40."

Couldnt agree more, champagne, any champagne is so overrated. Ive had cristal and ive had cheap champagne and it still tastes the same. I only like it with cassis.

Prefer a good cava any day of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tscos do a really good champagne its in the finest Range under 20 pounds was on offer for 15 other day vintage champagne had some that have cost loads but this is far the best .

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

can do the very same thing with popping candy . lol"

Does your knob not get all sticky.

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By *ing33Man
over a year ago

bristol

not at all, as long as she does a good job, and licks up well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can do the very same thing with popping candy . lol

Does your knob not get all sticky.

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no its lovely ... lol

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By *obbytupper OP Man
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

OMG I make no wonder you get in bother for not reading profiles, read the mnemonic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this done to me by another lady but was done with lemonade

You can really feel the bubbles Mrs sports xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no longer drink alcohol through choice…. but even when I did… I was no wine snob… In fact I was more of a volume drinker or spirit drinker than someone who savoured the so called finer things in life,,,,,, but I must admit …… I genuinely did love the taste of real Champagne and would have drank it by the pint had it not been for its ridiculously over inflated price tag

Unfortunately I didn’t find Spanish Cava present me with the same reaction,,,, However, I did get introduced to a method champagne produced in Luxembourg which was gloriously delicious and very affordable….

That’s all I wanted to say on the matter…… carry on!!!!!

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By *obbytupper OP Man
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Doh

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

We use cheap shite when we do the swingers Champagne fountains.

For all those who are now confused....... see Jason and DiamondSmiles at the Beach Party!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I m not a snob in reality .... and I would not avocate buying the most expensive champagne... but... BUT... there are definite differences in quality and if you appreicate fine champagne a bottle of Cava at £10 would not do... But then it is a matter of personal choice.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Both have their places.

If you want a Kia Royale, Bucks Fizz, Bellinni etc then go for a Cava, or any other sparkling wines.

I too have d*unk Fine Champagnes and enjoyed, Cristal, Krug, Dom Perignon etc etc and as with all wines a lot can depend on the vintage you drink.

I have also had wines made from small independant vineyards and the tastes have been as sublime as the Grande Marque houses, without the price tag.

Whatever you have, whether it be vintage, non vintage, cava or 99p a bottle from the local supermarket it is what what YOU like that is the most important thing.

I would not berate anyone for drinking cheap fizz and hope that no one denies me my occasional luxury

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Both have their places.

If you want a Kia Royale, Bucks Fizz, Bellinni etc then go for a Cava, or any other sparkling wines.

I too have d*unk Fine Champagnes and enjoyed, Cristal, Krug, Dom Perignon etc etc and as with all wines a lot can depend on the vintage you drink.

I have also had wines made from small independant vineyards and the tastes have been as sublime as the Grande Marque houses, without the price tag.

Whatever you have, whether it be vintage, non vintage, cava or 99p a bottle from the local supermarket it is what what YOU like that is the most important thing.

I would not berate anyone for drinking cheap fizz and hope that no one denies me my occasional luxury"
I knew somehow that a conversation about champagne would bring you out of hibernation

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I knew somehow that a conversation about champagne would bring you out of hibernation

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I knew somehow that a conversation about champagne would bring you out of hibernation

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Noooooooooo you can't do that to me... come back right now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention fizz?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I knew somehow that a conversation about champagne would bring you out of hibernation

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Noooooooooo you can't do that to me... come back right now!!! "

You called

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Did someone mention fizz?

Ah another one comes out of the woodwork

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Did someone mention fizz?

"
Yes, and did you see just how quickly a certain fizzer came out of nowhere?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I knew somehow that a conversation about champagne would bring you out of hibernation

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Noooooooooo you can't do that to me... come back right now!!!

You called

I did, I am standing in for somebody else to keep some law and order...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont get a hang-over from Champage but I do from just two glasses of wine .. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be Veuve Clicquot for me. Cava gives me a headache.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I knew somehow that a conversation about champagne would bring you out of hibernation

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Noooooooooo you can't do that to me... come back right now!!!

You called

I did, I am standing in for somebody else to keep some law and order...

Lol thats like leaving the wolf to look after the sheep

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

if its not good champagne then give me prosecco not cava...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I dont get a hang-over from Champage but I do from just two glasses of wine .. x"
We need to train you

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By *obbytupper OP Man
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

My Julie Really Makes Splendid Belching Noises

God I hate having to explain.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I knew somehow that a conversation about champagne would bring you out of hibernation

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Noooooooooo you can't do that to me... come back right now!!!

You called

I did, I am standing in for somebody else to keep some law and order...

Lol thats like leaving the wolf to look after the sheep

PMSL... considering you been asleep til I mentioned champagne, you became very witty very quickly

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"if its not good champagne then give me prosecco not cava...

In 10000% agreement...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad.

Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory.

I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am.

Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty.

Madame Lilly Bollinger

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"if its not good champagne then give me prosecco not cava...

In 10000% agreement...

Oh yes and perfect with white peach juice for a Bellini

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad.

Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory.

I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am.

Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty.

Madame Lilly Bollinger "

I shall have that framed and placed above my fire place

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I knew somehow that a conversation about champagne would bring you out of hibernation

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Noooooooooo you can't do that to me... come back right now!!!

You called

I did, I am standing in for somebody else to keep some law and order...

Lol thats like leaving the wolf to look after the sheep

PMSL... considering you been asleep til I mentioned champagne, you became very witty very quickly

Ah memories

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad.

Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory.

I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am.

Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty.

Madame Lilly Bollinger

I shall have that framed and placed above my fire place

Something for us all to aim for lol

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By *obbytupper OP Man
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad.

Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory.

I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am.

Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty.

You should know better.

Madame Lilly Bollinger "

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I knew somehow that a conversation about champagne would bring you out of hibernation

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Noooooooooo you can't do that to me... come back right now!!!

You called

I did, I am standing in for somebody else to keep some law and order...

Lol thats like leaving the wolf to look after the sheep

PMSL... considering you been asleep til I mentioned champagne, you became very witty very quickly

Ah memories

"
which reminds me of the need for a certain "revisit"...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad.

Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory.

I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am.

Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty.

You should know better.

Madame Lilly Bollinger

Who sir, me sir?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Ah memories

which reminds me of the need for a certain "revisit"...

My pleasure

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Ah memories

which reminds me of the need for a certain "revisit"...

My pleasure

Preferably in a bungalow?;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Ah memories

which reminds me of the need for a certain "revisit"...

My pleasure

Preferably in a bungalow?;-)"

Bags me doing the catering lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Ah memories

which reminds me of the need for a certain "revisit"...

My pleasure

Preferably in a bungalow?;-)

Bags me doing the catering lol

"
and we can safely wear the stilettos without worrying about having to call the paras...;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Ah memories

which reminds me of the need for a certain "revisit"...

My pleasure

Preferably in a bungalow?;-)

Bags me doing the catering lol

and we can safely wear the stilettos without worrying about having to call the paras...;-)"

Now are we talking medical or military?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Ah memories

which reminds me of the need for a certain "revisit"...

My pleasure

Preferably in a bungalow?;-)

Bags me doing the catering lol

and we can safely wear the stilettos without worrying about having to call the paras...;-)

Now are we talking medical or military?"
You re just sooo greedy...

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By *obbytupper OP Man
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I should have known better with you lot.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I should have known better with you lot.

"
yeah but you enjoyed watching, dint you?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Now are we talking medical or military?You re just sooo greedy...

Oh goody I get both

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Now are we talking medical or military?You re just sooo greedy...

Oh goody I get both

"
Did you ever.... I mean EVER.... not get both?;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Now are we talking medical or military?You re just sooo greedy...

Oh goody I get both

Did you ever.... I mean EVER.... not get both?;-)"

Well there was once..............., oh no hang on I did then too, still thinking

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Now are we talking medical or military?You re just sooo greedy...

Oh goody I get both

Did you ever.... I mean EVER.... not get both?;-)

Well there was once..............., oh no hang on I did then too, still thinking

"
Has your memory come back now... I gave you half an hour...;-)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Now are we talking medical or military?You re just sooo greedy...

Oh goody I get both

Did you ever.... I mean EVER.... not get both?;-)

Well there was once..............., oh no hang on I did then too, still thinking

"
Has your memory come back now... I gave you half an hour...;-)

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