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I have an itchy nipple and a painful big toe!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can someone please help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

want me to scratch your nipple and rub your toe

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"want me to scratch your nipple and rub your toe"
at this moment i wanna cut both of em off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noooooooo, you will be lopsided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try an ice cube on each. xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

size of your boobs you could always rub your sore toe with your nipple so you can ease both at the same time

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"size of your boobs you could always rub your sore toe with your nipple so you can ease both at the same time "
Oi madam! LOL .....i have made my nipple bleed and nowt ive taken has helped the pain in my toe.....

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

I'm sure my nan would have said something like it was a sign that you were going on a journey, but you'd feel a bit of a tit when you got there!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch your nipple with your big to. Well attempt to and the distraction of trying to do it will take your mind off both.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm sure my nan would have said something like it was a sign that you were going on a journey, but you'd feel a bit of a tit when you got there!! Lol"
LMAO thats made me giggle...but my toe still bloody hurts!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ingrown toenail?? not sure about the nipple a sign you are getting a shag...

i.e your hand itches sign you getting money

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

On a serious note, don't know about your nipple, but you may have gout in your toe, it's very common nowadays, a tablet from the doc will sort it?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ingrown toenail?? not sure about the nipple a sign you are getting a shag...

i.e your hand itches sign you getting money "
Nope toenails are just fine, but i wanna cut my toe off as its bloody hurting me think it may be shoe related , as for my nippy, heaven knows

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm sure my nan would have said something like it was a sign that you were going on a journey, but you'd feel a bit of a tit when you got there!! LolLMAO thats made me giggle...but my toe still bloody hurts! "

Is it red swollen, throbbing with a burning pain

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"On a serious note, don't know about your nipple, but you may have gout in your toe, it's very common nowadays, a tablet from the doc will sort it?"

I thought that said grout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ingrown toenail?? not sure about the nipple a sign you are getting a shag...

i.e your hand itches sign you getting money "

My todger's itching

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

The first symptom of gouty arthritis is typically the sudden onset of a hot, red, swollen joint. The most common joint involved is at the base of the big toe where swelling can be associated with severe tenderness, but almost any joint can be involved (for example, knee, ankle, and small joints of the hands). In some people, the acute pain is so intense that even a bed sheet on the toe causes severe pain. Acute gouty arthritis at the base of the big toe is referred to as podagra.

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

bangor

I have a very very itchy toe, and a very sore nipple

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm sure my nan would have said something like it was a sign that you were going on a journey, but you'd feel a bit of a tit when you got there!! LolLMAO thats made me giggle...but my toe still bloody hurts!

Is it red swollen, throbbing with a burning pain"
No, just think my shoes may have been too high? Got e45 on my nipple hope that stops the itching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone please help! "

vinager or lemon juice ..dabbed on

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ingrown toenail?? not sure about the nipple a sign you are getting a shag...

i.e your hand itches sign you getting money

My todger's itching "

Put some deep heat on it then

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

Well what ever is wrong, I hope it's better soon xx

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well what ever is wrong, I hope it's better soon xx"
Awww thanks darlin xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure my nan would have said something like it was a sign that you were going on a journey, but you'd feel a bit of a tit when you got there!! LolLMAO thats made me giggle...but my toe still bloody hurts!

Is it red swollen, throbbing with a burning painNo, just think my shoes may have been too high? Got e45 on my nipple hope that stops the itching!"

You've given your nipple its P45!! Howway man it was only itching no need to give it the sack!!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm sure my nan would have said something like it was a sign that you were going on a journey, but you'd feel a bit of a tit when you got there!! LolLMAO thats made me giggle...but my toe still bloody hurts!

Is it red swollen, throbbing with a burning painNo, just think my shoes may have been too high? Got e45 on my nipple hope that stops the itching!

You've given your nipple its P45!! Howway man it was only itching no need to give it the sack!!!"
Theres no ballbags near my pippies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ingrown toenail?? not sure about the nipple a sign you are getting a shag...

i.e your hand itches sign you getting money

My todger's itching

Put some deep heat on it then "

I'd prefer deep throat

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I'm sure my nan would have said something like it was a sign that you were going on a journey, but you'd feel a bit of a tit when you got there!! LolLMAO thats made me giggle...but my toe still bloody hurts!

Is it red swollen, throbbing with a burning painNo, just think my shoes may have been too high? Got e45 on my nipple hope that stops the itching!

You've given your nipple its P45!! Howway man it was only itching no need to give it the sack!!!Theres no ballbags near my pippies! "

White cotton bra and flip flops....... guaranteed pain free within 24 hours.

**I'm off to hide cus she's gonna kill me**

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm sure my nan would have said something like it was a sign that you were going on a journey, but you'd feel a bit of a tit when you got there!! LolLMAO thats made me giggle...but my toe still bloody hurts!

Is it red swollen, throbbing with a burning painNo, just think my shoes may have been too high? Got e45 on my nipple hope that stops the itching!

You've given your nipple its P45!! Howway man it was only itching no need to give it the sack!!!Theres no ballbags near my pippies!

White cotton bra and flip flops....... guaranteed pain free within 24 hours.

**I'm off to hide cus she's gonna kill me** "
Il bring some flip flops to tan ya ass madam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband has just had 2 toes amputated bet he wishes 1 was itchy lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My husband has just had 2 toes amputated bet he wishes 1 was itchy lol "
its my nipple thats itchy! hope your hubby is ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's fine ta got his gf giving him bed baths lazy shit I would have made him get in shower on his knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone please help! "

Lots and lots of ice cream...

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