FabSwingers.com forum: Four words after bad sex?

By *ce948 OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

Don't call me again.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Stud muffin my arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off for a wank

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

poop on your chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please get off me!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Pass me my wand!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I'll do it myself

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

did you start yet?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Let yourself out please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not worth 30 quid

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to fuck out

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By *hris and SamCouple
over a year ago

at the end of the rainbow

..I felt no fireworks

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Was that really IT??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do it myself"

I'll watch and learn

Fuzz

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You can leave now.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'll wank next time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chin up sweet cheeks

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Pass me the rabbit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was that really IT??"

No. Now bend over

Fuzz

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

I need a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was your name,

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Wake up ya bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Order me a pizza.....

(unlike sex, there is no such thing as a bad pizza)

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Ha ha ha Ha!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Was that really IT??

No. Now bend over

Fuzz"

Fuck - go on then!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I've had longer farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fucking kidding me ?!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Much ado about nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fifty shades of shite!

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your Wildest Dreams

Get The Fuck Out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You snoring already babe

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Pull my nightie down.

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By *ntriguedx2Couple
over a year ago

wigan

Hmm that was nice ??!!

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By *ce948 OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

Was that a joke

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

bradford

was that it then !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any spare change please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had longer farts

Fuzz

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Hasta la vista, baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse not the face!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Thanks but no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fucking kidding me ?!"

My favourite quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't worth the wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasnt worth a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasnt worth a wank"

Or was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to masturbate hun

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

That was fucking shite

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Where's my watch gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuns give better head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens to everyone ( when I'm feeling kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach! Call a cab.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to scrub myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little fingers better

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By *adyLucknGamblersCouple
over a year ago

Harwich / Colchester

Next time use viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im resting my eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a refund!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about that. Bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so, so sorry

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you cum yet???!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

- I am so sorry

- It doesn't usually happen

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

telford

Is it in yet?

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

better luck next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell nobody about this

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Corpse springs to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delete my account. NOW

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still awake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet?"

I've actually said this to a guy before haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we aren't compatible...

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Holy shit!! Wrong choice!!

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Shite! You woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, practice makes perfect!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Lets just go home.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any sexy mates?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget my verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God make me cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it worth it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fail...... watch and learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake me up after....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that my taxi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was just adequate.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh that was it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

400 miles for this!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Next time don't drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are those your teeth?

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By *ce948 OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

Did you enjoy that

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your Wildest Dreams

Awww baby, brewers droop

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Don't wake me leaving

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Ooh thks shopping list done !!!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Don't forget my verification

eeerm whistle for it

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By *retty_damagedCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Dad, can you go?

Emz

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no longer have bad sex, so blissfully I can't remember

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I'll call you sometime

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Are we there yet??

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

Have you started yet??

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Wonder whats on telly

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

That's thirty seconds wasted

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By *lusive.UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Dungeonville

Can anyone do CPR?

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By *ammskiMan
over a year ago

lytham st.annes

Is that an echo ?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Who sent those veris?

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I need to go x

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

I am leaving now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me not again!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens, don't worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah you was great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a divorce!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

An 'off day', right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you pissed yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was bad sex

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

here's the clinics number

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Was that green earlier?

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Get me outta here

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Wow that was......... Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you take cheques

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I'll call you later

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

That doesn't usually happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh err mmm bye

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By *emovesbakedongreaseMan
over a year ago

northwest

Hmmm... Just like prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're gay

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Don't do that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You beat eggs for an omelet but you can't beat a good wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister fancy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old is your sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was I snoring again?

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Was I snoring again? "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My finger is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it even in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your insecurities.There right.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

You can go now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meaning:boring sex=YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf was that it?

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

your dog was better

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

So THATS "fab" sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think your husbands home

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

whys my cock burning

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Was your webcam on

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

What's that burning smell?

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

What's that burning smell?

Funny

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Now for round two

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my best!

Leave a great veri?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have Nice wallpaper

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By *edicinneedMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Please go home now

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By *edicinneedMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

what's my fab login?

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By *edicinneedMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Heavy Spunker? Little Drop!

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By *orkisses75Man
over a year ago

York

Marks out of 10?

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

You tried....we think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you finished yet?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Have you started yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earth didn't move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god that's over

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

I Wasted my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where's the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never going there again

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

fuck them fake veries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get outta my life

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Repeater? Not a chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really!! How very disappointing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse than the hubby

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

My cat just died x

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Don't call me again.

I can do better . ..

two words

Aggh! gental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hand was sore....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B.L.O.K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck that's over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't worth shaving for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is my ear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My turn bend over..

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

That's my belly button x

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