FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say during sex and at a funeral ;D

By *ac916 OP Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Little game..

Post a comment on the things you can say during sex and at a funeral!

See where this goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little game..

Post a comment on the things you can say during sex and at a funeral!

See where this goes

Stiffy...

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

Wou it's a big crowd

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By *ac916 OP Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

'I'm so sorry.. was you close?'

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

There he goes. Into the hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proof that it can be over in the blink of an eye.

His was so short , too short in fact.

What a shame he came and he went just like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was so young

Apologies for that.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

It's going to get hot

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By *ac916 OP Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Keep em coming guys! This is gold LOL xD

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

"Keep em coming guys! This is gold LOL xD

Don't think I'd say that at a funeral???

Soon she'll get carried away.

It always makes me peckish afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one bites the dust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I don't know any of these people!

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

'What a beautiful box'

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I'm coming lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's always on her back that girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your next

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Thank you for coming

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...so much black...

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By *ac916 OP Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'm coming lord"

Hahah classic!!!!! This is one my favourite so far I think!!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Push it harder, it will fit in the hole

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Will there be tea after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got rigor mortis or are you just pleased to see me?"

Or...

*Shrieking like a screaming banshee*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncle Frank touched us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the new apprentice undertaker.

'You've never done this before? It's easy....just shove the wood into the gaping hole.'

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

would anyone like another sandwich?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

He had a good innings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God!

I'm really sorry.

See you next time.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Such a pity, there were so many things he wanted to try but didn't

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'm glad I made the effort to come.

Thanks for a lovely service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/06/17 06:43:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uncle Frank touched us all"

OMG...... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok he won't be non the wiser

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Where would you like me to put the flowers?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

There were a lot of tributes paid to Aunt Agnes...

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

At least it was quick and she didn't feel anything

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

we all knew aunt agnis well,

she always rode through the hard times and never complained once, always took it on the chin.

she will be missed, she always knew how to throw a damn good party, and the games she played.

I remember her spanking me and i respected her for it.

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By *ac916 OP Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"At least it was quick and she didn't feel anything"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not words as such... just crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not words as such... just crying

It was the second stroke that did it.....

Can we all rise.....

Do you need a tissue.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the biggest stiff I've seen in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was such a good service x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her husband is such a nice guy, he doesn't deserve this.

The organ player is good.

Which car are you going in?

We have a get together later if you want to join us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

glad thats over with

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

We all need help at times like this, I am here for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we shall remember him /her

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Let's pretend it's an autopsy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be rude to leave early?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now - where's the after party

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

If only Jim could be here to see this. It would have made him so happy.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"Uncle Frank touched us all"

ADMIN please close this thread now as NO ONE is going to beat this beauty!!!

Excellent fucking work sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats your name .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was his time

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By *TFSeventyMan
over a year ago

Weybridge

There's a collection at the door on your way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am surprised he actually turned up, he never has before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My blood pressure is up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look good in black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that embalming fluid or cum dripping out her mouth?

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

Won't be meeting him again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uncle Frank touched us all

ADMIN please close this thread now as NO ONE is going to beat this beauty!!!

Excellent fucking work sir!

Haha. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you later mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still can't get a good grip

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

'I did it my way..'

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"But I don't know any of these people!

Lmfao

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

I didn't really know her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's going to cum through those curtains in a moment...

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

We didn't expect the choirboys to be here vicar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical to see 2 guys filling in her hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut the bloody curtains

This is hot as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/06/17 18:17:35]

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's in the hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She always wanted to go to heaven but she's going to hell the dirty bitch

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Sorry, wrong hole

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

She always put on a good spread

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I need it deeper than that, get some more guys to help if need to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There'll be no one better than your mother

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Eurghhh what's that smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heres a tissue

omg im howling at these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that hole gonna be big enough?

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

Oh god I'm coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's got wood.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Hi last wife is so young and those diamonds look real.

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By *x1maleMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Pass the tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going down..

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

Is he in yet?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Which hole is he going into?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

When you said he was hung.....whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These things are always so hard, I don't know how they get through it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starving, can't wait for a sarnie and a sausage roll after this is over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it hot here or us it just me

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Does anyone else smell burning?"

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

Oh my, that's a big hole

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Stop laughing

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Oh my, that's a big hole"
do you want help to fill it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would be better if they were alive

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are sure that holes big enough ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's an interesting way to bury a stiff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't always be this hard

~Mia

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Uncle Frank touched us all"

Aha ha ha ha!

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

[Removed by poster at 24/06/17 23:32:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's good that everyone comes together at times like these

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fancy a fuck?

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

If any members of the family or close friends would like to toss a handful of muck on top, help yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I akways hated him when he was alive. I still hate him now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are just lying there like a corpse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for cumming

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By *teveoabcMan
over a year ago

banbury

At least it was quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wanna thank the 6 strong men for helping with my wife today

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Well now that's over, who wants a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the earth move for you darling

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By *teveoabcMan
over a year ago

banbury

I believe that old Albert may have left you a little something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the second stroke that did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was the second stroke that did it"

This

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Can we chuck a sod in the grave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the second stroke that finished him off

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By *leedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *leedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm sure the priest shouldn't be doing that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am glad yo see you all come

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By *ouplewatcher83Man
over a year ago

Northwich

You seem to be taking this harder than your mum did

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By *eanjohnCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield

This is hard to take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was good whilst it lasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The body is so lifeless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just glad it's all over and she's not suffering any more.

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