FabSwingers.com forum: Insults

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Give the person below you an insult. That's right, insult them before they have even posted, and because they choose the insult they want to respond to, no one can be insulted

The person below me speaks so much shit, their arse is jealous

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Your a wanker, shame that your father wasn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your a wanker, shame that your father wasn't!"

Is that a picture of your face or your arsehole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would call them a cunt, but they don't have the depth or the warmth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to request this thread be closed as everyone is a loser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to request this thread be closed as everyone is a loser"

I'm changing the rules because I'm a rule breaker. This one is for the loser above me.

He doesn't even like cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to request this thread be closed as everyone is a loser

I'm changing the rules because I'm a rule breaker. This one is for the loser above me.

He doesn't even like cake

Don't care, you bore me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best part of you ran down your mothers leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to request this thread be closed as everyone is a loser

I'm changing the rules because I'm a rule breaker. This one is for the loser above me.

He doesn't even like cake

Don't care, you bore me"

That's not what your mum was saying to me last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are Literally to stupid to insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a face like a bag of spanners

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

If I had a face like urs I'd shave me arse and walk backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a chuff like a hippos yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a big nose

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Cock juggling thundercunt.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

They're not just a cunt, they're not just a Twat, they're a Twunt, because yes the really are that special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story

Your mum

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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago

london

You have a face like my dog's shitty arse....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you was born the midwife slapped your mother

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."

Yep, it said "Splitter!"

As for the person below,

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries..

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

you suck cocks for a living, and youre not very good at it ! ! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a fanny like clown's pocket

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You got booted out of the Morris Dancing club for playing S Club 7 too loud on your iPod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want 10p to call your friend? Here's 20p, call them all!

Showing my age

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I hope you step on Lego...

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By *ubtleoneMan
over a year ago

edinburgh/sutton coldfield

Oh your here, I wondered why all the birds had stopped singing.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"You've got a face like a bag of spanners "

More like the bottom of a spotvwelders ruck sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a face like an old mans knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked your dad just to see if he was as shit as you and yes like father like son

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Your face looks like it caught fire and was put out with a shovel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You smell like poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's arse and wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're like a cloud,once you fuck off the day brightens up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you had even half a brain cell you'd be dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best part of you ran down the crack of yo momma's ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If brains were dynamite,an explosion wouldn't even part your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you you fucking fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck you you fucking fuck

You fucking fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt waffle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou art as fat as butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard they eat soup with a fork. Fool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face that could sour milk...

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warks.

You're so thick you laugh when other people laugh, Just in case somebody told a joke you don't understand

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Were you born of the ugly tree ?? or did you just hit every branch on the way down??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay £1 admission!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/05/17 17:40:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay £1 admission!"

I would want Change out of the £1 to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Posting order fucked by poster at 26/05/17 17:40:08]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Posting order fucked by poster at 26/05/17 17:40:08]"

They are not getting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou elvish-mark’d, abortive, rooting hog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thine face is not worth sun burning.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thanks

When God invented humankind, he forgot to give you the human gene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not piss on you if you were on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thine face is not worth sun burning. "

Same Shakespearean insult web page?

Villain, I have done thy mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of a nightmare I once had

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

Your so pig ugly, your mother fed from 15ft away with a sling shot,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mommas so fat she's got her own post code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where you from ?? Enough said

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd like to fuck you up the arse, with a cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bukake party you planned didn't work did it? Straight from cream pie to puke pie as soon as the bag fell off your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am not saying she's easy but she's given away more pussy than the RSPCA...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thine face is not worth sun burning.

Same Shakespearean insult web page?

Villain, I have done thy mother."

One of the best wordsmiths of the English language, it would be rude not to.

Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Have you got halitosis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pussy looks like a partially opened cheese toastie.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Your balls remind me or used teabags and your cum should stay there longer than 60seconds after the condom goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You voted UKIP at the last general election!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a liking for geeky guys

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

If you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd glass you

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

^^^ charmer!

If you were the last guy on earth I'd still prefer to lady wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had better looking shits... (I actually probably have )

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Who knew ugly was plural?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talk that much shite I swear your arse is talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you where born you where that ugly the midwife slapped your mam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met some real pricks in my time

But you ...you Sir are a fucking cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather put my cock in a cheese grater than in you.

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