FabSwingers.com forum: what do you dread most?

By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

being chased up to get dressed so we an go and do food shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

finding no cigs left in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"waking up"

and finding out yer really dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"waking up

and finding out yer really dead"

I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"waking up

and finding out yer really dead

I am."

bet yer in my living room now, luking at me thinking....yer bad tempered scruffy cow get a life and get yer cleaning done and stop playing with yer minge

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

Discovering I've run out of bog roll when there's lots of people in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the forums...nasty cliquey cunt of a place...try and avoid it as often as possible.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Having my fun thread closed by a mod...... sniff!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going to a public toilet findout theres no bog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy a play on my own and ive run out of batteries again

les xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get recargeabel bateries lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get recargeabel bateries lol"

She had a mains one once and they had to build a sub station outside the bills were horrendous lol

Craig x

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"Having my fun thread closed by a mod...... sniff!!

Aaawwww there there, give ya a hug for your thread going tits up and having to be closed

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Having my fun thread closed by a mod...... sniff!!

Aaawwww there there, give ya a hug for your thread going tits up and having to be closed

Mmmmm.... I have to say I withdraw my earlier post on here, a mod told me why it got binned and I agree completely.

(Burys his head in a comforting bosom.... and has a sneaky bum-grope!!)

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I dread going on a "shoot or shag" thread and finding my gun is out of bullets lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dread going on a "shoot or shag" thread and finding my gun is out of bullets lol!

find pussy on the same thread in a bad mood and you with no bullets...bad combo....bang bang yer dead yer sheep shagger take that and that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dread going on a "shoot or shag" thread and finding my gun is out of bullets lol!

find pussy on the same thread in a bad mood and you with no bullets...bad combo....bang bang yer dead yer sheep shagger take that and that

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I dread going on a "shoot or shag" thread and finding my gun is out of bullets lol!

find pussy on the same thread in a bad mood and you with no bullets...bad combo....bang bang yer dead yer sheep shagger take that and that"

Ner ner ne-ner ner..... (shows pussy his bullet proof vest) ... and whats a pop-combo of four guys got to do with it?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I dread going on a "shoot or shag" thread and finding my gun is out of bullets lol!

find pussy on the same thread in a bad mood and you with no bullets...bad combo....bang bang yer dead yer sheep shagger take that and that"

need more batteries for them bullets hun!!!!

lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tax bill

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

go shopping for two hours and lose all sense of whats happening, here, there everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camping in the rain

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Camping in the rain

that happens to me every time i go camping!!!

even the girls got used to it....

look at this....this was one of milder days....

http://www.youtube.com/user/debzzzster38#play/all/uploads-all/2/uN3xkIqF-eA

still makes me laff now as the girls were in the tent doing their nails at the time....lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camping in the rain

that happens to me every time i go camping!!!

even the girls got used to it....

look at this....this was one of milder days....

http://www.youtube.com/user/debzzzster38#play/all/uploads-all/2/uN3xkIqF-eA

still makes me laff now as the girls were in the tent doing their nails at the time....lol xx"

Oh you like camping as well then you should team up with A and K lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting up in the morning knowing i have to go to work

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Camping in the rain

that happens to me every time i go camping!!!

even the girls got used to it....

look at this....this was one of milder days....

http://www.youtube.com/user/debzzzster38#play/all/uploads-all/2/uN3xkIqF-eA

still makes me laff now as the girls were in the tent doing their nails at the time....lol xx

Oh you like camping as well then you should team up with A and K lol xx"

but do they like camping in the rain???

And could they cope with a horny hot bi fem???

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camping in the rain

that happens to me every time i go camping!!!

even the girls got used to it....

look at this....this was one of milder days....

http://www.youtube.com/user/debzzzster38#play/all/uploads-all/2/uN3xkIqF-eA

still makes me laff now as the girls were in the tent doing their nails at the time....lol xx

Oh you like camping as well then you should team up with A and K lol xx

but do they like camping in the rain???

And could they cope with a horny hot bi fem???

lol

xx"

Twas raining last time lol and them two could cope with anything xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Camping in the rain

that happens to me every time i go camping!!!

even the girls got used to it....

look at this....this was one of milder days....

http://www.youtube.com/user/debzzzster38#play/all/uploads-all/2/uN3xkIqF-eA

still makes me laff now as the girls were in the tent doing their nails at the time....lol xx

Oh you like camping as well then you should team up with A and K lol xx

but do they like camping in the rain???

And could they cope with a horny hot bi fem???

lol

Twas raining last time lol and them two could cope with anything xx

dont suppose they are in dorset 2nd week of august - even if it aint raining - am sure we could all get wet..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camping in the rain

that happens to me every time i go camping!!!

even the girls got used to it....

look at this....this was one of milder days....

http://www.youtube.com/user/debzzzster38#play/all/uploads-all/2/uN3xkIqF-eA

still makes me laff now as the girls were in the tent doing their nails at the time....lol xx

Oh you like camping as well then you should team up with A and K lol xx

but do they like camping in the rain???

And could they cope with a horny hot bi fem???

lol

Twas raining last time lol and them two could cope with anything xx

dont suppose they are in dorset 2nd week of august - even if it aint raining - am sure we could all get wet..lol

A and K you still putting that shopping away? Debs wants to go camping with you and we comming too xx

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Camping in the rain

that happens to me every time i go camping!!!

even the girls got used to it....

look at this....this was one of milder days....

http://www.youtube.com/user/debzzzster38#play/all/uploads-all/2/uN3xkIqF-eA

still makes me laff now as the girls were in the tent doing their nails at the time....lol xx

Oh you like camping as well then you should team up with A and K lol xx

but do they like camping in the rain???

And could they cope with a horny hot bi fem???

lol

xx"

we only ever camp in the rain, its like washing the car you can guarantee it!

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

oh and not we aren't in dorset 2nd week in August, but things can be arranged

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"oh and not we aren't in dorset 2nd week in August, but things can be arranged

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"oh and not we aren't in dorset 2nd week in August, but things can be arranged

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

*begining to think it could be fun if we have to relocate to Nottingham*

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"oh and not we aren't in dorset 2nd week in August, but things can be arranged

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*begining to think it could be fun if we have to relocate to Nottingham*"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....just been perving over your pics.......come over here...lol xxxx

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"oh and not we aren't in dorset 2nd week in August, but things can be arranged

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*begining to think it could be fun if we have to relocate to Nottingham*

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....just been perving over your pics.......come over here...lol xxxx"

should know by the end of next week

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"oh and not we aren't in dorset 2nd week in August, but things can be arranged

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*begining to think it could be fun if we have to relocate to Nottingham*

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....just been perving over your pics.......come over here...lol xxxx

should know by the end of next week

well i am off down there on the 8th.....

and there for 9 days.......

so get your sexy butts down there..xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps in the car at are pretty scary, lifting up your visor for the first time in 50 miles and getting a 60 mph bumble bee up your nose (done that one), being just about 2 strokes away from coming and hearing 'Mum, Dad, I want a drink of water' from just outside the bedroom door, treading on someone elses used condom at a party and waving goodbye to a meet after a great evening wearing only boxer shorts and hearing the front door blow shut behind you pretty much sums it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"going to a public toilet findout theres no bog roll"

And some grubby dick poking through the wall... Ewwww

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"going to a public toilet findout theres no bog roll

And some grubby dick poking through the wall... Ewwww

wasm't there a thread about that the other day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"going to a public toilet findout theres no bog roll

And some grubby dick poking through the wall... Ewwww

wasm't there a thread about that the other day?"

Well... was the reason to say that yes..

Glory Holes was it not???

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"going to a public toilet findout theres no bog roll

And some grubby dick poking through the wall... Ewwww

wasm't there a thread about that the other day?

Well... was the reason to say that yes..

Glory Holes was it not???

trust nyou to remember that ......worked last night did it...lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"going to a public toilet findout theres no bog roll

And some grubby dick poking through the wall... Ewwww

wasm't there a thread about that the other day?

Well... was the reason to say that yes..

Glory Holes was it not???

trust nyou to remember that ......worked last night did it...lol xx"

Well, being a gentleman.. I'd never divulge... but I can say with confidence, last night did indeed see me finding a very glorious and beautiful hole...

Luckily it was with an even more beautiful and lovelier person.. and as such I'm more than mr happy today lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"going to a public toilet findout theres no bog roll

And some grubby dick poking through the wall... Ewwww

wasm't there a thread about that the other day?

Well... was the reason to say that yes..

Glory Holes was it not???

trust nyou to remember that ......worked last night did it...lol xx

Well, being a gentleman.. I'd never divulge... but I can say with confidence, last night did indeed see me finding a very glorious and beautiful hole...

Luckily it was with an even more beautiful and lovelier person.. and as such I'm more than mr happy today lol..

dont believe ya, think yer making it up and you just have an imaginary friend. yer aint got no verifications see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol... No, your right, its all made up and in my head....

You wish pmsl....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah i dont even think ya a real person

just think your a figment of someone else's imagination

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over a year ago

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

get some last night then hun...???

lol

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets just say......

Ohhhhhh F*** Yes!!!!!!!

Not just some... awsome lol!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Lets just say......

Ohhhhhh F*** Yes!!!!!!!

Not just some... awsome lol!

EVERY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gang bang anyone...????

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DENTIST!

...went this week i was so bad they refused to treat me, i was shacking so much and in tears

there sending me to another dentist where they can put me to sleep to have the work done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your horny tonight then lol..???

Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DENTIST!

...went this week i was so bad they refused to treat me, i was shacking so much and in tears

there sending me to another dentist where they can put me to sleep to have the work done.

Shaking eh.... What a waste

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Your horny tonight then lol..???

Mmmm

TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Your horny tonight then lol..???

Mmmm

TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xxx"

Nowt new there then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the judge saying guilty

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

this takes the biscuit K is now signing in to face book on my PC as well so she can do 2 lots of farming at the same time! save me someone PLEASE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this takes the biscuit K is now signing in to face book on my PC as well so she can do 2 lots of farming at the same time! save me someone PLEASE! "
Take her off to a club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being horny as fuck wen its rag week, ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"this takes the biscuit K is now signing in to face book on my PC as well so she can do 2 lots of farming at the same time! save me someone PLEASE! Take her off to a club!

I wish - can I cum with you? xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"being horny as fuck wen its rag week, ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

and that makes a difference?????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"being horny as fuck wen its rag week, ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

and that makes a difference?????????"

yeah, im not into blood sports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

farting after an indian meal

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

being all hot and horny and gussied up for a meet and something prevents it from happening.....aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People arguing on the forums lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People arguing on the forums lol!!"

hope you are not referring to me. i didnt think i was arguing, just stating a point with someone who was heated and blowing the heat in my direction for some reason

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By *yruMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yeah nothings matter with putting over point . Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People arguing on the forums lol!!

hope you are not referring to me. i didnt think i was arguing, just stating a point with someone who was heated and blowing the heat in my direction for some reason"

u want a cyber slap love hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People arguing on the forums lol!!

hope you are not referring to me. i didnt think i was arguing, just stating a point with someone who was heated and blowing the heat in my direction for some reason

u want a cyber slap love hahahaha

yeah rite on the minge where i like it

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