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"My barber now also trims my ear hairs and eyebrows ![]() ![]() I'm entitled to senior membership of the National Trust...nothing exciting about that ![]() | |||
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"My knee has been aching since January, trying to do star jumps the other week and it gave way! " Try using rock tape. You tube it. | |||
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"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday ![]() On my head! But it was so long. I can no longer class myself as young now. ![]() | |||
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"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday ![]() ![]() That's nothing, you youngster. I found my first silver head hair when I was 11. What's getting old is realising that if you let your pubes grow or even leave a landing strip you have a silver pube patch. I speak from sad experience. ![]() | |||
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"When you emit a noise of some kind whenever you get up When you kneel or crouch down and it takes half hour for you knees to stop aching afterwards " I've been old for 10 years then ![]() | |||
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out ![]() Please tell me this is not a thing.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" What else? " I strongly suspect the onset of senility prevents me from remembering ..... Where's all that knocking coming from ?is that the front door or the back door... ![]() | |||
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"That's nothing, you youngster. I found my first silver head hair when I was 11. What's getting old is realising that if you let your pubes grow or even leave a landing strip you have a silver pube patch. I speak from sad experience. ![]() (Typed whilst upon my noble steed) I'm sure it adds a distinguished air. ![]() | |||
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"You don't get old because you age you get old when you start feeling old, personally am forever 21 club fs. ![]() I have already been old, in my twenties n thirties...I am not going there again!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My barber now also trims my ear hairs and eyebrows ![]() ![]() Browsing second hand Porsche's and chasing hot young ladies ![]() | |||
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out ![]() I don't like the sound of that what age does that happen ![]() | |||
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"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday ![]() ![]() god youre ancient | |||
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"That's nothing, you youngster. I found my first silver head hair when I was 11. What's getting old is realising that if you let your pubes grow or even leave a landing strip you have a silver pube patch. I speak from sad experience. ![]() ![]() I still have a valid NUS card. So I am officially a student (I pretty much dress like one in a mutton/lamb fashion already). ![]() | |||
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's a thing. As we go through menopause our hormone changes cause thinning of skin and things drop, vaginally and anally. Keep up your pelvic floor exercises ladies. | |||
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"You wake up earlier on weekends than on weekdays. ![]() I'm awake most days at 3am, 4am, 5am etc. Today, I got up just before 5. | |||
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"I got asked if i could remember us having a king" A child's question I hope. My grandchildren ask about the last war and were there cars when I was a kid. | |||
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"When you enjoy a cup of tea much more than a glass of wine ![]() Don't know what you mean Dear Hatter ****flips hair*** ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you rely on Titty Tuesday, willy Wednesday, fanny Friday and the like to know what day it is ![]() This made me ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out ![]() ![]() My vagina is now so tight ! ![]() | |||
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"The moment your kids hits 10..their first decade....a fucking decade!!!! 10 bloody years....i now have a marker point for my life and when it changed lol" That's nothing, my youngest is 21 next month. I don't know about celebrating I shall be crying into a bottle of wine x | |||
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"you switch over to radio 2 from radio 1 ![]() It gets worse.....I'm on smooth radio now ![]() | |||
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh thank fuck.... I think I'm safe so... Years of dressage plus not having had kids, I've remarkable pelvic control and grip lol (so I'm told). That's not to say I won't be having nightmares tonight though.... ![]() | |||
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What the actual fuck? ![]() | |||
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"(Nessarosa writing) Going upstairs to get something and getting distracted....forgot why I went upstairs. Go down stairs....remember ... Repeat above x3...lmao " Same here | |||
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"The Walking in the kitchen thing......getting there and thinking what the fuck did I come in here for ![]() I forgot i had a kitchen | |||
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"(Nessarosa writing) Going upstairs to get something and getting distracted....forgot why I went upstairs. Go down stairs....remember ... Repeat above x3...lmao Same here" I also make "Porno movie sounds" as I come down the stairs first thing in the morning. Also that involuntary deep moan as I squat/bend down to pick something up. (I should make a ringtone out of it...hee hee) Kisses | |||
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"Your teaching the children of the children you used to teach. " wish you would teach me a thing or two youre never too old to learn | |||
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"(Nessarosa writing) Going upstairs to get something and getting distracted....forgot why I went upstairs. Go down stairs....remember ... Repeat above x3...lmao Same here I also make "Porno movie sounds" as I come down the stairs first thing in the morning. Also that involuntary deep moan as I squat/bend down to pick something up. (I should make a ringtone out of it...hee hee) Kisses" Its getting to the point that when i drop something its a real chore to pick it up,my face goes ![]() | |||
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"My mind says "You're in your twenties". My body says "Yeah... you wish". I especially feel old after marathon sessions. I ache for days ![]() At least you can still manage marathon sessions. 5 minutes in and I'm 'Er, can we have a little breather!' ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My mind says "You're in your twenties". My body says "Yeah... you wish". I especially feel old after marathon sessions. I ache for days ![]() ![]() ![]() Quickies work for me ![]() | |||
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"My mind says "You're in your twenties". My body says "Yeah... you wish". I especially feel old after marathon sessions. I ache for days ![]() ![]() ![]() You can last 5 minutes!!! | |||
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"When you're on a night out but super excited to be home, in your jammies, eating toast! " Nah, that's not old, old is when you can't be arsed going out listening to a bunch of d*unken idiots repeating the same shite over and over when it wasn't remotely funny the first time. And you know what, there's something quite liberating about it. ![]() | |||
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That ain't going to stop menopause ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you're on a night out but super excited to be home, in your jammies, eating toast! Nah, that's not old, old is when you can't be arsed going out listening to a bunch of d*unken idiots repeating the same shite over and over when it wasn't remotely funny the first time. And you know what, there's something quite liberating about it. ![]() There is something to be said for a takeaway, a Blu-ray and a bottle of wine on a Friday night! | |||
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"When you're on a night out but super excited to be home, in your jammies, eating toast! Nah, that's not old, old is when you can't be arsed going out listening to a bunch of d*unken idiots repeating the same shite over and over when it wasn't remotely funny the first time. And you know what, there's something quite liberating about it. ![]() Yes, and cheaper too, the money saved can go towards a pair of orthopaedic inserts ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you wake up in the morning to discover a random part of your body is hurting for no apparent reason" Dont worry that just means your horsehair mattress is old ![]() | |||
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"I asked my younger brother if he dibs the other day.. Apparently the correct term is 'dabs' ![]() ![]() Yeah, 25 eh - are you trying to mock us with that revelation? ![]() | |||
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"I asked my younger brother if he dibs the other day.. Apparently the correct term is 'dabs' ![]() ![]() ![]() I wish I was.. 25.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young. That stung... " Well......did you? | |||
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"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young. That stung... Well......did you? " You can bog right off. I did tell her our first TV only had 4 channels and we had to walk over to the thing to change channel. Blew her mind... | |||
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"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young. That stung... Well......did you? You can bog right off. I did tell her our first TV only had 4 channels and we had to walk over to the thing to change channel. Blew her mind... " 4 channels? You're still a wet behind the ears newbie and don't know how good you had it! Only 3 channels when I was a kiddie!! ![]() | |||
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"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young. That stung... Well......did you? You can bog right off. I did tell her our first TV only had 4 channels and we had to walk over to the thing to change channel. Blew her mind... 4 channels? You're still a wet behind the ears newbie and don't know how good you had it! Only 3 channels when I was a kiddie!! ![]() I was going to say the same, bet they had colour too... | |||
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"When a young woman asked me "how did you used to get in touch with your friends before there was social media/ mobiles" We are in a different world ![]() ![]() If you leave the house and forget your mobile,do you go back and get it? | |||
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"When a young woman asked me "how did you used to get in touch with your friends before there was social media/ mobiles" We are in a different world ![]() ![]() Not always no. To be clear, I didn't complain about mobiles. What I said was we live in a different world where youngsters don't realise that you can socialise without social media or mobile phones | |||
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"my son told me that im getting an old lady neck - ![]() ![]() You can alway's rely on kid's to bring you back down to earth! | |||
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"Ok I can't share it....I'll have to write it .... A retake on My favourite things by Julie Andrews. Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things.. Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favorite things. Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin', Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', And we won't mention our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things. When the joints ache, when the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad. ![]() ![]() Love it, just sat here and sang that in my best Julie Andrews voice ![]() | |||
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