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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My barber now also trims my ear hairs and eyebrows

The latest National Trust magazine hit my doorstep yesterday and I was actually quite excited about it!

What else?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when your 7 year old has never heard of the Spice Girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday "
oh my where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knee has been aching since January, trying to do star jumps the other week and it gave way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get asked if you were born in Victorian Times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't get old because you age you get old when you start feeling old, personally am forever 21 club fs.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My barber now also trims my ear hairs and eyebrows

The latest National Trust magazine hit my doorstep yesterday and I was actually quite excited about it!

What else? "

I'm entitled to senior membership of the National Trust...nothing exciting about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My knee has been aching since January, trying to do star jumps the other week and it gave way! "

Try using rock tape. You tube it.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

when you still chase after the women but can,t remember why. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colleagues at work were born after you first started work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter is a lollipop lady

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

When you emit a noise of some kind whenever you get up

When you kneel or crouch down and it takes half hour for you knees to stop aching afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get asked if you were born in Victorian Times "
awwww I never said that ,I said have you been to Victoria's secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get asked if you were born in Victorian Times awwww I never said that ,I said have you been to Victoria's secrets "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday oh my where "

On my head! But it was so long. I can no longer class myself as young now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start making noise like agggghhhhh when you sit on the sofa and oohhhhff when get off it

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday oh my where

On my head! But it was so long. I can no longer class myself as young now. "

That's nothing, you youngster. I found my first silver head hair when I was 11. What's getting old is realising that if you let your pubes grow or even leave a landing strip you have a silver pube patch. I speak from sad experience.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

If the car your driving is as old as yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you emit a noise of some kind whenever you get up

When you kneel or crouch down and it takes half hour for you knees to stop aching afterwards "

I've been old for 10 years then

Oh no, just a terrible knee condition haha

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out "

Please tell me this is not a thing....

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

When you have to explain to an apprentice how you used to have to record the top 40 off the radio and stop it before the DJ spoke and ruined it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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What else? "

I strongly suspect the onset of senility prevents me from remembering .....

Where's all that knocking coming from ?is that the front door or the back door...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When two hours of fucking continuously just isnt enough

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By *evils-couple13Couple
over a year ago

Neath

I've found many grey hairs

Devil-lady X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your playing 5 aside with 21 year olds and you have to come off several times to "catch your breath"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"That's nothing, you youngster. I found my first silver head hair when I was 11. What's getting old is realising that if you let your pubes grow or even leave a landing strip you have a silver pube patch. I speak from sad experience. "

(Typed whilst upon my noble steed) I'm sure it adds a distinguished air. I like grey pubes!

I think it's because in my head I'm still a student and look like one but maybe it's time to accept I'm not.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

You can't read the travel information boards at the train station without your glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Ready Salted crisps are your favourite flavour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't get old because you age you get old when you start feeling old, personally am forever 21 club fs. "

I have already been old, in my twenties n thirties...I am not going there again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My barber now also trims my ear hairs and eyebrows

The latest National Trust magazine hit my doorstep yesterday and I was actually quite excited about it!

What else? "

Browsing second hand Porsche's and chasing hot young ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out "

I don't like the sound of that what age does that happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're out and all your friends want to go to a bar to get pissed but you' much prefer to grab a nice tea and some cake.

#truestory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday oh my where

On my head! But it was so long. I can no longer class myself as young now. "

god youre ancient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out "

Ha ha unfortunately true

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

......you realise you can't drive and keep your mouth closed at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday oh my where

On my head! But it was so long. I can no longer class myself as young now. "

You're still young for a tortoise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get on the bus and young people offer you their seat when it's full x

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"That's nothing, you youngster. I found my first silver head hair when I was 11. What's getting old is realising that if you let your pubes grow or even leave a landing strip you have a silver pube patch. I speak from sad experience.

(Typed whilst upon my noble steed) I'm sure it adds a distinguished air. I like grey pubes!

I think it's because in my head I'm still a student and look like one but maybe it's time to accept I'm not.

"

I still have a valid NUS card. So I am officially a student (I pretty much dress like one in a mutton/lamb fashion already).

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

.....when you bend over to tie your shoelaces, you think to yourself; what else can I do while I'm down here...

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

Recovery time after a heavy night out takes three days for hangover to go away.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear.

These are all very true.

When did all this stuff happen...or did it just gradually sneak up on me without me realising?!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

When Saga keep sending me holidays brochures and senior citizen insurance discounts. S'pose it has its advantages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get asked " did you live in a cave when you were little " .

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

When the self congratulatory smugness you feel at how flexible you allegedly 'still are' is completely wiped off your face the following morning when you realise you've done your back in and can't actually get out of bed

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

You wake up earlier on weekends than on weekdays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything clicks when in the throws of passion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out

Please tell me this is not a thing.... "

It's a thing.

As we go through menopause our hormone changes cause thinning of skin and things drop, vaginally and anally. Keep up your pelvic floor exercises ladies.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I got asked if i could remember us having a king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wake up earlier on weekends than on weekdays. "

I'm awake most days at 3am, 4am, 5am etc. Today, I got up just before 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked if i could remember us having a king"

A child's question I hope. My grandchildren ask about the last war and were there cars when I was a kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I was old when I got excited at the thought that in two years time I get double points at the garden centre on a Tuesday. It's all downhill from here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eye chairs up before i sit down to make sure i'll be able to get up again. Low chair and i'm standing!

Sadly dodgy knees run in my family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you enjoy a cup of tea much more than a glass of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can remember what a cassette player is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quietly raising an eyebrow when there's a tie-breaker on Mastermind. Doesn't happen that often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age wise I feel great its just that my cock takes ages to get a hard on.Bit of advice to you young ones,start taking cod liver oil tablet as you get older it stops you getting aches and pains.I swear by it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to get up out of a chair without making a noise. And telling people how your new shoes are soooo comfortable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you enjoy a cup of tea much more than a glass of wine "

Don't think that's an age thing dear.

Calling people dear, however...

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

you go shopping for cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you drive down a road called halfpenny lane and mention to your colleague that the satnav pronounces it ha'penny because that's how a lot of people pronounced it, and he looks at you and asks what the fuck a half penny is...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Having spent 4 days with the kids(which i loved) but coming home to the peace and quiet...bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You spend 15 minutes in the vitamin aisle at the supermarket and then leave forgetting to get the bread you went for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was watching a tv show and one of the comedians said "I'm about to show my age here..." and then proceeded to reference a tv show I watched growing up.

When someone can say those words, and you can relate to them...you've officially hit "old."

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

you switch over to radio 2 from radio 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you enjoy a cup of tea much more than a glass of wine

Don't think that's an age thing dear.

Calling people dear, however..."

Don't know what you mean Dear Hatter ****flips hair***

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

When you rely on Titty Tuesday, willy Wednesday, fanny Friday and the like to know what day it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Life Alert calls and offers a free trial.

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

warrinton

When I manage to get my old codger a discount in restaurants for 60's and overs such pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You notice Your scrotum is beginning to resemble Mary poppins carpet bag

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

The moment your kids hits 10..their first decade....a fucking decade!!!! 10 bloody years....i now have a marker point for my life and when it changed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you enjoy a cup of tea much more than a glass of wine

Don't think that's an age thing dear.

Calling people dear, however...

Don't know what you mean Dear Hatter ****flips hair*** "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you rely on Titty Tuesday, willy Wednesday, fanny Friday and the like to know what day it is "

This made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When coppers look like they've just left school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees creek during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the new Magnificent 7 came out and you talk to a colleague at work about it who didn't know it was a remake. And then he proceeds to say who's Yul Brynner?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out

"

My vagina is now so tight !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The moment your kids hits 10..their first decade....a fucking decade!!!! 10 bloody years....i now have a marker point for my life and when it changed lol"

That's nothing, my youngest is 21 next month. I don't know about celebrating I shall be crying into a bottle of wine x

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"In the olden days" did you....

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"You notice Your scrotum is beginning to resemble Mary poppins carpet bag "

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

There are a few incidences marking my age concerns - aches, greys, some turning off Radio One in favour of Smooth fm, though two years back might have been the clincher. Some kids were throwing snowballs across the road and a soft one was aimed at my car. I stopped and like Victor Meldrew shouted 'you know you could kill someone doing that'.

I have felt sincerely sad ever since and I am honestly glad I have rid it from my chest. I've never told anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That hot chick is to young

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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago

winterfell

When for some reason my eyebrows are thinning yet the ones i have left decide to grow to 20cm long. Nostril hairs also sense weakness and that it is their time to venture forth.. i'm sure i plucked one that was attached to my brain.. it was about a foot long and when i pull my eyes flicke_ed due to whatever part of my brain it was clinging to. If only the extra long eyebrow and nose hair would decide to sprout out of my fucking hairline instead as those buggers are starting to give up and retreat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you switch over to radio 2 from radio 1 "

It gets worse.....I'm on smooth radio now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you would rather get an early night no work the next day instead of going out on the town plus the grey hairs and aching joints

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

When you start qualifying for Saga benefits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I hear my mother's words from when I was a kid now coming from myself.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out

Please tell me this is not a thing....

It's a thing.

As we go through menopause our hormone changes cause thinning of skin and things drop, vaginally and anally. Keep up your pelvic floor exercises ladies. "

Oh thank fuck.... I think I'm safe so... Years of dressage plus not having had kids, I've remarkable pelvic control and grip lol (so I'm told). That's not to say I won't be having nightmares tonight though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Walking in the kitchen thing......getting there and thinking what the fuck did I come in here for

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out

Please tell me this is not a thing....

It's a thing.

As we go through menopause our hormone changes cause thinning of skin and things drop, vaginally and anally. Keep up your pelvic floor exercises ladies.

Oh thank fuck.... I think I'm safe so... Years of dressage plus not having had kids, I've remarkable pelvic control and grip lol (so I'm told). That's not to say I won't be having nightmares tonight though.... "

What the actual fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife and I got excited about getting new electric toothbrushes last week, and we just realised and gave each other this look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beard had an awful lot of grey hairs after a wedding, I like to blame stress but I'm not getting any younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another sign you're getting old, you decide to combat your mid-life crisis by taking up swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Nessarosa writing)

Going upstairs to get something and getting distracted....forgot why I went upstairs. Go down stairs....remember

...

Repeat above x3...lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling my friends 19 year old heart broken daughter ( after being dumped) that " There's no romance nowadays ".....

It was then I realised I've become.......old...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Nessarosa writing)

Going upstairs to get something and getting distracted....forgot why I went upstairs. Go down stairs....remember

...

Repeat above x3...lmao

"

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Walking in the kitchen thing......getting there and thinking what the fuck did I come in here for "

I forgot i had a kitchen

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Your teaching the children of the children you used to teach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Nessarosa writing)

Going upstairs to get something and getting distracted....forgot why I went upstairs. Go down stairs....remember

...

Repeat above x3...lmao

Same here"

I also make "Porno movie sounds" as I come down the stairs first thing in the morning.

Also that involuntary deep moan as I squat/bend down to pick something up. (I should make a ringtone out of it...hee hee)

Kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your teaching the children of the children you used to teach. "
wish you would teach me a thing or two youre never too old to learn

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

You qualified ten years before the student you are mentoring was born.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I start eyeing up wheeled shopping trolleys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind says "You're in your twenties".

My body says "Yeah... you wish".

I especially feel old after marathon sessions. I ache for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Nessarosa writing)

Going upstairs to get something and getting distracted....forgot why I went upstairs. Go down stairs....remember

...

Repeat above x3...lmao

Same here

I also make "Porno movie sounds" as I come down the stairs first thing in the morning.

Also that involuntary deep moan as I squat/bend down to pick something up. (I should make a ringtone out of it...hee hee)

Kisses"

Its getting to the point that when i drop something its a real chore to pick it up,my face goes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mind says "You're in your twenties".

My body says "Yeah... you wish".

I especially feel old after marathon sessions. I ache for days "

At least you can still manage marathon sessions. 5 minutes in and I'm 'Er, can we have a little breather!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mind says "You're in your twenties".

My body says "Yeah... you wish".

I especially feel old after marathon sessions. I ache for days

At least you can still manage marathon sessions. 5 minutes in and I'm 'Er, can we have a little breather!' "

Quickies work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mind says "You're in your twenties".

My body says "Yeah... you wish".

I especially feel old after marathon sessions. I ache for days

At least you can still manage marathon sessions. 5 minutes in and I'm 'Er, can we have a little breather!' "

You can last 5 minutes!!!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

You enjoy going to garden centres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You enjoy going to garden centres "

I fucking love a garden centre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go into a pub/bar and your first thought is to get a seat before you get a drink.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

When your doctor is no longer interested in your testicles, he is focussing on your prostate instead.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

When you don't mail people looking for mid week meets.

When you time going to the gym in-between Corrornation street and Casualty.

Paying £500 for a tv but complaining fish and chips are are getting expensive.

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

You get out of bed lie a old person .very stiff and creek a lot ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes 3 days to get over a night out and I googled ' what is dub-step' think that's gone now as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your getting old when you can no longer trust a fart......... and you can't afford to waste a hard on!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"When your doctor is no longer interested in your testicles, he is focussing on your prostate instead."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm obsessed with watching the news, and tending my lawn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're on a night out but super excited to be home, in your jammies, eating toast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my son told me that im getting an old lady neck - so crossed out of the will now he is hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wake up in the morning to discover a random part of your body is hurting for no apparent reason

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

When you just can't be bothe_ed anymore...

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

When you remember that day in 2001 when you though "**** me, I'm getting old" and cried like a baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked my younger brother if he dibs the other day.. Apparently the correct term is 'dabs'

The permanent bags under my eyes are a daily visual reminder that I getting old.

And I'm 25 this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're on a night out but super excited to be home, in your jammies, eating toast! "

Nah, that's not old, old is when you can't be arsed going out listening to a bunch of d*unken idiots repeating the same shite over and over when it wasn't remotely funny the first time.

And you know what, there's something quite liberating about it.

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

When your son is as old as you were when he was 7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out

Please tell me this is not a thing....

It's a thing.

As we go through menopause our hormone changes cause thinning of skin and things drop, vaginally and anally. Keep up your pelvic floor exercises ladies.

Oh thank fuck.... I think I'm safe so... Years of dressage plus not having had kids, I've remarkable pelvic control and grip lol (so I'm told). That's not to say I won't be having nightmares tonight though.... "

That ain't going to stop menopause

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

I've a new found taste for ....

Blackwell tarts and hot cross buns OMG! ... Nanna Food! ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're on a night out but super excited to be home, in your jammies, eating toast!

Nah, that's not old, old is when you can't be arsed going out listening to a bunch of d*unken idiots repeating the same shite over and over when it wasn't remotely funny the first time.

And you know what, there's something quite liberating about it. "

There is something to be said for a takeaway, a Blu-ray and a bottle of wine on a Friday night!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Thanks fabbers, I feel quite young again!

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

When an early night means sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're on a night out but super excited to be home, in your jammies, eating toast!

Nah, that's not old, old is when you can't be arsed going out listening to a bunch of d*unken idiots repeating the same shite over and over when it wasn't remotely funny the first time.

And you know what, there's something quite liberating about it.

There is something to be said for a takeaway, a Blu-ray and a bottle of wine on a Friday night!"

Yes, and cheaper too, the money saved can go towards a pair of orthopaedic inserts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When an early night means sleep "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you hear someone's getting married and your first reaction is "Christ, I hope they don't invite me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you wake up in the morning to discover a random part of your body is hurting for no apparent reason"

Dont worry that just means your horsehair mattress is old

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The clothes you wear have been en vogue a dozen times at least.

Saving up for a replacement stair lift is a sensible thing to do too.

Another hint is when the fitties haven't noticed you on the street for a few decades

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"I asked my younger brother if he dibs the other day.. Apparently the correct term is 'dabs'

The permanent bags under my eyes are a daily visual reminder that I getting old.

And I'm 25 this week "

Yeah, 25 eh - are you trying to mock us with that revelation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I asked my younger brother if he dibs the other day.. Apparently the correct term is 'dabs'

The permanent bags under my eyes are a daily visual reminder that I getting old.

And I'm 25 this week

Yeah, 25 eh - are you trying to mock us with that revelation?"

I wish I was.. 25.. its all downhill from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When music you liked in your youth is now classed as retro /old school and appears on 'vintage' music channels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.

That stung...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.

That stung... "

sorry but I had to laugh at that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise that the guy who played the Karate Kid in the original, is now older than the actor who played Mr Miagi was at the time

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By *erryhallMan
over a year ago

birmingham

If your tv only had 2 channels

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.

That stung... "

Well......did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you miss a periods and think menopause...

When you regularly fail to hold a fart in ...

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

For me the measure is looking at my "kids" (they're not kids any more which is the first clue).

Grandchildren, voting, own houses, university... It's all too grown-up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.

That stung...

Well......did you? "

You can bog right off.

I did tell her our first TV only had 4 channels and we had to walk over to the thing to change channel.

Blew her mind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't pass a toilet without having to use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.

That stung...

Well......did you?

You can bog right off.

I did tell her our first TV only had 4 channels and we had to walk over to the thing to change channel.

Blew her mind... "

4 channels? You're still a wet behind the ears newbie and don't know how good you had it! Only 3 channels when I was a kiddie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you can't pass a toilet without having to use it "
no that's just sensible especially for a woman

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.

That stung...

Well......did you?

You can bog right off.

I did tell her our first TV only had 4 channels and we had to walk over to the thing to change channel.

Blew her mind...

4 channels? You're still a wet behind the ears newbie and don't know how good you had it! Only 3 channels when I was a kiddie!! "

I was going to say the same, bet they had colour too...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

When a young woman asked me "how did you used to get in touch with your friends before there was social media/ mobiles"

We are in a different world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a young woman asked me "how did you used to get in touch with your friends before there was social media/ mobiles"

We are in a different world

"

If you leave the house and forget your mobile,do you go back and get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are in bed most weekends by midnight, and then up at the crack of dawn so not to waste a day.

As opposed to just arriving at a rave and being up all night and arriving home when I am now getting up! How times have changed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a hilarious article yesterday....let me see if I can find it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid i remember getting our first colour television

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

What's this thread about - I've forgotten

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"When a young woman asked me "how did you used to get in touch with your friends before there was social media/ mobiles"

We are in a different world

If you leave the house and forget your mobile,do you go back and get it?"

Not always no.

To be clear, I didn't complain about mobiles. What I said was we live in a different world where youngsters don't realise that you can socialise without social media or mobile phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I can't share it....I'll have to write it ....

A retake on My favourite things by Julie Andrews.

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,

Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,

Bundles of magazines tied up in string,

These are a few of my favorite things..

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,

Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,

Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,

When the bones creak,

When the knees go bad

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,

No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,

Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,

These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',

Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',

And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,

When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,

when the hips break,

When the eyes grow dim,

Then I remember the great life I've had,

And then I don't feel so bad.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I have the tune in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still chase the girls...... but you can't remember why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies that I'd love to meet have their max ages filter set at 40 or 45. That's probably the worst sign!!!

I'm just not quite as invincible as I once thought I was...lol. Broken bones take longer to heal when I get things wrong (like falling off a mountain or falling off my motorbike).

But the plus side of getting older is perhaps wisdom, experience, and a certain confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often look around for the "adult" in the room when something needs to be done- then everyone looks at me ... and I remember I'm 42

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"my son told me that im getting an old lady neck - so crossed out of the will now he is hahaha"

You can alway's rely on kid's to bring you back down to earth!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday oh my where

On my head! But it was so long. I can no longer class myself as young now. "

Did you know cum in your hair eliminates grey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I can't share it....I'll have to write it ....

A retake on My favourite things by Julie Andrews.

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,

Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,

Bundles of magazines tied up in string,

These are a few of my favorite things..

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,

Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,

Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,

When the bones creak,

When the knees go bad

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,

No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,

Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,

These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',

Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',

And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,

When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,

when the hips break,

When the eyes grow dim,

Then I remember the great life I've had,

And then I don't feel so bad.

"

Love it, just sat here and sang that in my best Julie Andrews voice

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

When you can't message anyone cos you're over 55 .. And they never message the old Grinch either

When its no longer possible to get off your sportsbike without reacclimatising to standing up straight for 5 minutes first.

When young ladies laugh with you cos you're conside_ed harmless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when your 7 year old has never heard of the Spice Girls "

That's really funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're on the mailing list for a garden centre... and you read the messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a reti_ed ballet dancer, had to retire because of arthritis.

I'm 24

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an opinion and I mean it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you work with guys born in the late 90's!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"When Ready Salted crisps are your favourite flavour."

Nooooooooooooo

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By *ak57Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

When you stop fancying the older woman

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

When you start carrying a pair of flats in your oversized handbag on nights out to change into before you get to the point that your (once beloved) heels make you want to sit on the kerb and weep for a taxi...

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