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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

While now I'm redundant and got a bit of time on my hands....(boring...zzzzz) I have been reading shit and I never knew that there are 200 hundred dead bodies on Mount Everest...

What is your useless fact?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ace is good for useless information.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

200 hundred... twenty thousand... blimey it's more dangerous than anyone thought up there !!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"200 hundred... twenty thousand... blimey it's more dangerous than anyone thought up there !! "

Ha bloody ha I meant 200 only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression. "

Or a padded bag then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think theres a guy called green boots, apparently he sat down and never got back up, he and many others are on the main path. Shame no-one brings them down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never knew that there are 200 hundred dead bodies on Mount Everest... "

My location is a clue....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humming bird is the only bird that can fly backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The African bombardier beetle can eject noxious spray from its abdomen into almost any direction, the spray reaches almost 100 degree Celsius upon ejection, killing majority of small attackers on the spot.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

There are more English speakers in china than the USA!

Oh and birds don't urinate, fact!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ace is good for useless information. "

The useless information department is a bit short staffed at the moment I'm afraid, but I'll see what I can dig up shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DHL takes its name from the first letter of the surnames of the three men who founded it (Dalsey,Hillblom and Lynn)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression. "

A tenth of a second I do believe

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Science type dudes at 3M were trying to invent a super strong glue, but due to an error, they accidently made a rather weak glue which they noticed would stick paper to objects without leaving any residue behind.

This is how the post it note was invented by mistake and made the company a fortune

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I think theres a guy called green boots, apparently he sat down and never got back up, he and many others are on the main path. Shame no-one brings them down

"

They do.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I think theres a guy called green boots, apparently he sat down and never got back up, he and many others are on the main path. Shame no-one brings them down

"

In fact "green boots" died as a result of the 1997 Everest disaster his body is still on the main route to the summit and trekkers often have to tred over his out stretched legs...the person you refer to is English man David Sharp who sat down for a rest near green boots and died as a result of exposure and exhaustion. His body is still in a sat position and exactly the position he died...people spoke to him but were unable to help as they would of put their own lives at risk...

Bodies cannot be brought down due to the danger and expense and often the people have requested before they try to get to the summit that if they die they wish for their body to remain on Everest...in 1999 they discovered the body of a explorer that had died in1924

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I think theres a guy called green boots, apparently he sat down and never got back up, he and many others are on the main path. Shame no-one brings them down

In fact "green boots" died as a result of the 1997 Everest disaster his body is still on the main route to the summit and trekkers often have to tred over his out stretched legs...the person you refer to is English man David Sharp who sat down for a rest near green boots and died as a result of exposure and exhaustion. His body is still in a sat position and exactly the position he died...people spoke to him but were unable to help as they would of put their own lives at risk...

Bodies cannot be brought down due to the danger and expense and often the people have requested before they try to get to the summit that if they die they wish for their body to remain on Everest...in 1999 they discovered the body of a explorer that had died in1924 "

Step over not tred

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression. "

Or an Australian brand of Condoms, some 25 years ago!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I just read that green boots vanished in 2014.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable."

I'd say that's really boring but I don't want to be accused of floccinaucinihilipilification

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I just read that green boots vanished in 2014."

Oh just read that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

I'd say that's really boring but I don't want to be accused of floccinaucinihilipilification "

Oh and that's the longest English word you can type on the forum without breaking it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good to see you about op

that's also a useless fact

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"good to see you about op

that's also a useless fact "

For one night only I'm bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fourth funnel on the Titanic had no purpose.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"The fourth funnel on the Titanic had no purpose."

It certainly doesn't now

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

I'd say that's really boring but I don't want to be accused of floccinaucinihilipilification

Oh and that's the longest English word you can type on the forum without breaking it."

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear of long words

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

A snail takes 115 days to travel 1 mile.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

if you stretched out the DNA in your body right now it would reach the moon.

if you did the same thing with the amount a body replicates in an average lifetime it would reach the sun.

and 1 out of 3 replications produce an error in humans. most don't matter though, they're inconsequential.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley & London

And after DHL, did you know Adidas comes from the name of it's founder, Adolf Dassler.

And for a bonus his brother Rudolf who obviously thought sharing your first name with a comic reindeer was more of a handicap than being linked to a mass murderer, called his sportswear business, Puma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigeon's cant fart

A cow can walk upstairs but not down them

And a shark will only attack you if your wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good to see you about op

that's also a useless fact

For one night only I'm bored "

awww

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Darcy never did swim in that lake..

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Polar bear liver has so much Vitamin A that it's toxic to humans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pigeon's cant fart

A cow can walk upstairs but not down them

And a shark will only attack you if your wet"

Well thank fuck about the shark one.. you know being on dry land as its advantages, i know a shark isnt going to jump out of the water and run after me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pigeon's cant fart

A cow can walk upstairs but not down them

And a shark will only attack you if your wet

Well thank fuck about the shark one.. you know being on dry land as its advantages, i know a shark isnt going to jump out of the water and run after me "

hahaha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man named Gregory Nemitz claimed to own an asteroid in outer space which contained $492,000,000,000,000,000,000 worth of platinum. When NASA sent a probe to land on the asteroid, Nemitz sent them a $20 parking fine

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure "

so do chimps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A snail takes 115 days to travel 1 mile. "

And then gets trod on.

Sorry to hear about your job Cheeky. x

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'm still in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good to see you about op

that's also a useless fact

For one night only I'm bored "

Miseed ya!! Shit news about the job. Hope it leads to fantastic new things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't find this interesting then its useless.

Typewriter is the longest word in English that can be typed on the top row of the QWERTY keyboard.

And

QWERTY is actually an acceptable word in Scrabble.

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

Koalas have finger prints similar to humans. A giraffe has the same amount of bones in it's neck as a human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

I'd say that's really boring but I don't want to be accused of floccinaucinihilipilification

Oh and that's the longest English word you can type on the forum without breaking it.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear of long words "

If it exists. Looks like I need to update my long word knowledge

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

How about the great pacific garbage island. A huge floating mass of debris collected from the rubbish people chuck in the sea

Or wait ...am i thinking of the fab forum

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

The arcade game Pacman has a glitch on level 256 where half the screen is corrupted making it impossible to complete.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"The arcade game Pacman has a glitch on level 256 where half the screen is corrupted making it impossible to complete."

How many 100 hundreds would you need to spend to get to that level?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's impossible to lick your own elbow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Polar bear liver has so much Vitamin A that it's toxic to humans."

**Disclaimer - I'm not really a Polarbear**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows can't play monopoly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat nothing but rabbit, you'll die.

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

If a snail was too crawl up your leg , it would be a week before you could say oohh that was nice ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YOU READ THAT RIGHT

BUT WHAT I IF TOLD YOU THAT YOU READ THAT WRONG?

THAT AWKWARD WHEN YOUN GO BACK AND CHECK...AND SAY MOMENT AFTER AWKWARD.

DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP BECAUSE OF IT, I MAY LET YOU PLAY WITH MY PET WUSSY.

PERVERT...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's possible to be accidentally made, although briefly, the richest person on earth. It's possible for a bank, or something like PayPal to credit your account with around £9,223,372,036,854,775,807

It's happened before, and is a result of something called stack underflow, which is basically wheb a computer messes up a calculation or request it was asked.

This means that PayPal could theoretically credit you with more money than earth actually has.

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Polar bear liver has so much Vitamin A that it's toxic to humans.

**Disclaimer - I'm not really a Polarbear** "

All polar Bears are left handed.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"YOU READ THAT RIGHT

BUT WHAT I IF TOLD YOU THAT YOU READ THAT WRONG?

THAT AWKWARD WHEN YOUN GO BACK AND CHECK...AND SAY MOMENT AFTER AWKWARD.

DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP BECAUSE OF IT, I MAY LET YOU PLAY WITH MY PET WUSSY.

PERVERT..."

Now that's what I call an interesting fact

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"YOU READ THAT RIGHT

BUT WHAT I IF TOLD YOU THAT YOU READ THAT WRONG?

THAT AWKWARD WHEN YOUN GO BACK AND CHECK...AND SAY MOMENT AFTER AWKWARD.

DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP BECAUSE OF IT, I MAY LET YOU PLAY WITH MY PET WUSSY.

PERVERT...

Now that's what I call an interesting fact "

There has to be one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the first dozen, then jumped to newest to find capitals and woaaaa what happened here !!!!!!

Back to subject ......

Did you know you can't melt a flake, it just crumbles to dust.

The acronym POSH comes from when boats were main transport between countries, Port Out, Starboard Home, its when first class wanted to travel in the shade so their rooms were a comfortable temperature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bath tubs on the Titanic are still full

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The collective term for your nieces and nephews is your niblings

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

There are 923 words in the English language that break the "I before E" rule. And only 44 that follow it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferret females die if they don't have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it you have found listverse Miss CC. It's my fave go to website for random reading at nite.

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are 69 post on this thread above this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Useless fact I need to pum my tyre up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are 923 words in the English language that break the "I before E" rule. And only 44 that follow it!"

How weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bath tubs on the Titanic are still full "
so is the pool

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Pigeon's cant fart

A cow can walk upstairs but not down them

And a shark will only attack you if your wet"

I will remember that and try not to get so excited next time I see sharks while diving..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weight of all the ants on earth is equivalent to the weight of all the humans on earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&M’s actually stands for “Mars & Murrie’s,” the last names of the sweets founders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The collective term for your nieces and nephews is your niblings "

I want this to be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Chinese soft-shelled turtle urinates through its mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

What's the only word in the English language that contains 3 consecutive double letters? Answers on a postcard please. Let you have a few guesses. Clue it's 10 letters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure "

...while a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bath tubs on the Titanic are still full "

As is the swimming pool

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban


"What's the only word in the English language that contains 3 consecutive double letters? Answers on a postcard please. Let you have a few guesses. Clue it's 10 letters. "

BOOKKEEPER?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Turkey Vultures urinate down their own legs to sterilise them after standing in rotting meat

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield


"A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression.

Or an Australian brand of Condoms, some 25 years ago!"
" I'll be coming in a jiffy"

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle


"What's the only word in the English language that contains 3 consecutive double letters? Answers on a postcard please. Let you have a few guesses. Clue it's 10 letters.

BOOKKEEPER?"

Well done not many people get that, is it your profession?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The collective term for your nieces and nephews is your niblings

I want this to be true "

Google it, I'm tellin' ya

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Humming bird is the only bird that can fly backwards "

a lot of people think that the cheetah is the fastest creature. In fact the wing tips of some humming birds move at well over 100mph

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression.

Or an Australian brand of Condoms, some 25 years ago!"
yes all the best guys cum in a jiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Chrysler building in new York was not capped with gold but rather aluminium as at that point it was more expensive than gold.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban


"

BOOKKEEPER?

Well done not many people get that, is it your profession?"

Nope. Used to write pub quizzes and it's a pretty standard question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...

Useless fact I had one and couldn't remember it...

Then I was dozing off and BAM...

c 1840-5 a French street mime artist mimed himself into a box. So convinced was he that he was in a box and unable to escape he died from dehydration.

Do I win?

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Most male lizards have two penii

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 1:34 and I'm still awake... that's my useless fact lol

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•


"if you stretched out the DNA in your body right now it would reach the moon.

if you did the same thing with the amount a body replicates in an average lifetime it would reach the sun.

and 1 out of 3 replications produce an error in humans. most don't matter though, they're inconsequential."

the shame, mine was wrong anyway.

our body contains enough DNA to reach the sun and we produce a light years worth of DNA over our life time. not that anyone cares, just i realised i did that wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fourth funnel on the Titanic had no purpose.

It certainly doesn't now "

Absolutely savage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are more English speakers in china than the USA!

Oh and birds don't urinate, fact!"

Correct, poor and pee are excreted together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes and lizards have what is called hemipenes, which is essentially a two-headed penis. Two penises might sound pretty wild, but the deformity does occur in some humans as well.

One man who claims to have two fully-functional penises goes by the name DiphallicDude or DoubleDickDude – which has morphed into just DDD online.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are more English speakers in china than the USA!

Oh and birds don't urinate, fact!

Correct, poor and pee are excreted together. "

Poo & pee

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Vintage it actually only related to wine. Is the year of when the grapes where picked for the production

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton


"Snakes and lizards have what is called hemipenes, which is essentially a two-headed penis. Two penises might sound pretty wild, but the deformity does occur in some humans as well.

One man who claims to have two fully-functional penises goes by the name DiphallicDude or DoubleDickDude – which has morphed into just DDD online."

Indeed, I was just trying to keep it simple for the early hours of the morning! (I used to breed geckos)

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By *weetChariotMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

The human penis is shaped such that when thrust in and out of a vagina it will naturally pump fluids out ... Suggesting that in our evolution gang bangs were the norm and the last man in pumped out as much spunk as he could before planting his own seed.

Hence we need to push in and out before cumming.

Dogs, rabbits and the like do the same.

Other animals simply insert penis and deposit spunk, e.g. Birds, reptiles, cows, etc.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Otters hold hands whilst sleeping so that they don't float apart.

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent


"There are more English speakers in china than the USA!

Oh and birds don't urinate, fact!

Correct, poor and pee are excreted together. "

The white is urine, the brown is stool,

If the white is chalky white, the bird is dehydrated, clear is hydrated, if the stool is green, the bird is hungry, if it's black, it's over fed/eaten. Just saying haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The human penis is shaped such that when thrust in and out of a vagina it will naturally pump fluids out ... Suggesting that in our evolution gang bangs were the norm and the last man in pumped out as much spunk as he could before planting his own seed.

Hence we need to push in and out before cumming.

Dogs, rabbits and the like do the same.

Other animals simply insert penis and deposit spunk, e.g. Birds, reptiles, cows, etc.

"

No chance that evolution ever occurred.

Humanity started with a family union not with a gang bang.

Just saying....

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

B and Q DIY stores. Started with a hardware shop run by Mr black and Quale. Mr Quale lost his fortune selling to Kingfisher group after investing in a tomato farm.

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By *astie10Man
over a year ago

Guildford

wow did they catch the killer up there ?

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Ducks have corkscrew shapes penises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll remember that next time I ask one to write me a letter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is completely true

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cows can't play monopoly "
I disagree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Brown is really a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thw beatles track -lucy in the sky with diamonds isnt about lsd but about pauls child calling their toy kite lucy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There are more statues of lions in the world than real ones.

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over a year ago


"There are more statues of lions in the world than real ones. "

. No shit!

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over a year ago


"A snail takes 115 days to travel 1 mile. "
they could always hitch a ride with one of three dogs that passed the driving test in new Zealand

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Thw beatles track -lucy in the sky with diamonds isnt about lsd but about pauls child calling their toy kite lucy "

Eh ? No it isn't . Julian brought a drawing home from school and John asked him what it was and he replied ' it's Lucy in the sky with diamonds'.

It's pretty well documented.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Lizards can't breathe and walk at the same time.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The average pencil can draw a line 35 miles long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fourth funnel on the Titanic had no purpose.

It certainly doesn't now "

Titanic's swimming pool is still filled with water

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over a year ago


"What's the only word in the English language that contains 3 consecutive double letters? Answers on a postcard please. Let you have a few guesses. Clue it's 10 letters. "

Mississippi

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over a year ago


"What's the only word in the English language that contains 3 consecutive double letters? Answers on a postcard please. Let you have a few guesses. Clue it's 10 letters.

Mississippi "

Ignore me lol...thats more than ten lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Koala bears have a forked penis and a heart-shaped prostate. Female kangaroos have three vaginas and can keep a fetus dormant in a uterus whilst growing another joey to maturity. She can then switch back to the dormant fetus and have another joey without having sex again.

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

You burn roughly the same number of calories walking a mile as you do running a mile.

-Matt

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