FabSwingers.com forum: Pushy women who can't take no!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it just me or are women really pushy on here? I get messages from women that I'm not interested in and they'll instantly block me if I don't reply or send pictures of thier gashes. I've had 1 women hurl abuse at me really bad because I politely turned her down!

No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filters my friend, filters!

My inbox was full of pushy ladies, pussy pics and 'fancy a fuck' messages until I got filter-savvy and blocked all women.

My Fab experience is SO much easier now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it's only Monday night......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Filters my friend, filters!

My inbox was full of pushy ladies, pussy pics and 'fancy a fuck' messages until I got filter-savvy and blocked all women.

My Fab experience is SO much easier now! "

Don't want to block them all though as 1 in 20 are not that bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, pushy in clubs too

4's wanting to play with 9's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep, pushy in clubs too

4's wanting to play with 9's

Yeah that's what puts me off about clubs

I don't want to be blatant like, "I'm better than you" "you'll never get this na na na" so it's best just to avoid. Women don't take rejection well, at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men don't handle it either...

"but why"

"its a sex site"

"come now to (insert postcode)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep, pushy in clubs too

4's wanting to play with 9's

Golf clubs or feet.

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By *op gooserMan
over a year ago

chester

"Is it just me or are women really pushy on here? I get messages from women that I'm not interested in and they'll instantly block me if I don't reply or send pictures of thier gashes. I've had 1 women hurl abuse at me really bad because I politely turned her down!

No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!"
Good joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does work both ways. I always rely to message. It been courteous and having good manners.

I usually ask the question... Would you say that to me if you had just met me? No? Why to doing on here then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!"

C'mon I only sent 6 pics of my foo and I wasn't *that* abusive

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Filters my friend, filters!

My inbox was full of pushy ladies, pussy pics and 'fancy a fuck' messages until I got filter-savvy and blocked all women.

My Fab experience is SO much easier now!

Don't want to block them all though as 1 in 20 are not that bad! "

Needs more love!

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!"

What gets me is the women who pretend to be part of a "couple". You start off like a house on fire then they suddenly go quiet when you suggest talking to Mr. You know, just to make sure that he's ok with Mrs. playing and she's not going behind his back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!"

But I thought it was commonly known that all men love a fanny pic, with a short and sweet 'fancy a fuck' message!? How dare you expect more, don't you know this is a sex site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah... It happens the other way too! Lol... Maybe men and women aren't different! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Too much bragging on this thread as I never get any ladies sending me pics of their growlers....haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were do pork pies come into it? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushy ladies??

Are you sure we're on the same site?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Pushy ladies??

Are you sure we're on the same site?

Oh shout up and get your cock out

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Pushy ladies??

Are you sure we're on the same site?

Oh shout up and get your cock out

See! The minority spoil it for the genuine ones...

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Pushy ladies??

Are you sure we're on the same site?

Oh shout up and get your cock out

See! The minority spoil it for the genuine ones...

Oh shut up and get yours out as well

I'm not taking no for an answer

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Filters my friend, filters!

My inbox was full of pushy ladies, pussy pics and 'fancy a fuck' messages until I got filter-savvy and blocked all women.

My Fab experience is SO much easier now!

Don't want to block them all though as 1 in 20 are actual women"
FTFY

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Pushy ladies??

Are you sure we're on the same site?

Oh shout up and get your cock out

See! The minority spoil it for the genuine ones...

Oh shut up and get yours out as well

I'm not taking no for an answer

I think the general advice is "report and block". Er...do guys even block women? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pushy ladies??

Are you sure we're on the same site?

Oh shout up and get your cock out

See! The minority spoil it for the genuine ones...

Oh shut up and get yours out as well

I'm not taking no for an answer

I think the general advice is "report and block". Er...do guys even block women? lol

Seems unlikely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love these type of women !!!

Literally will take advantage of you - bring them on !

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I love these type of women !!!

Literally will take advantage of you - bring them on ! "

Martini boy - anytime anyplace anywhere and anyone

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

It's getting worse, we arranged a gang bang last week, put a meet up, looking for fffffffffm, hotel booked, babysitters, everything planned, and nobody turned up, total time wasters,

Now their all UNLOS, unbelievable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nice to know I'm not the only one struggling with fakes and persistent women on here

lord knows I can only be polite to them before long. How hard is it women to understand if I don't reply - I aren't interested!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Thanks OP for this post..

My block list has suddenly increased in size..

I never knew there were so many aggressive women before joining here..

No wonder so many guys go unlos and I don't blame them..

Those messages... They are all sweetness and light at first, then suddenly they go from "let's get close" to "Glen Close"!!!

I can tell you, my bunnies are well and truly hidden.. I don't wanna come home to find my rampant rabbit bubbling on the stove...

Many a night, I have layer in the dark sobbing after a barrage of abuse simply cos I said No...

This has been an eye opener for me, my filters have now been changed to allow single males and male couples only...

I'm hopeful that things can only improve from here on in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the odd one who doesn't get the message first time. I don't like to block as it's not nice to be blocked but for some people being subtle just doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had that reaction, at all. Maybe I've not been here long enough. Sorry op. Just forget about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get messages of women!

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By *otlipsandSirCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

This is soooo funny !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Men are just there to be used as piece's of meat,that's why you're on this planet,for women to use you as they desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pushy ladies??

Are you sure we're on the same site?

Oh shout up and get your cock out

Pmsl

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

It's the women that respond to you telling them you already have a meet planned with the message 'but you'll have more fun with me. I'm better. Just sack him off' that are my particular favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this thread although probably shouldn't be reading it at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get the odd one who doesn't get the message first time. I don't like to block as it's not nice to be blocked but for some people being subtle just doesn't work."

Ah so THAT'S why I'm blocked by you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I feel like women just want me for my arse and not for my personality.

I just wish someone would fancy me for me and for my perfect behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I feel like women just want me for my arse and not for my personality.

I just wish someone would fancy me for me and for my perfect behind"

Did you say something?

I was too busy ogling your bum to hear you

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

It's ok guys, I take up the slack for you. All those pushy women get a yes from me that's why I'm knee deep in clunge every night

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I personally think that all men on here are up their own arses. I send them really well crafted messages like 'fancy a fuck' and 'you'd look great bending over me darling' and they delete them! And never reply!

They're all fat, ugly, and probably fake anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the best look at me post I have seen this year. lolol

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I'm sorry pushy ladies on here I only get the pushy men there all cock mad, if your having problems with all the pussy pics send them to me it'll make a nice change from all the cocks I keep getting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I feel like women just want me for my arse and not for my personality.

I just wish someone would fancy me for me and for my perfect behind

Did you say something?

I was too busy ogling your bum to hear you

This is probably the most sex I'll be getting today

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Men get messages here? Who woulda thunk it...

At least I'm warned now just in case these over attentive floozies come after me looking for nefarious activities..

(I'll start fighting them after.. ummm .. about 9 or 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not pushy and will always treat you with the respect you deserve.

Come hither....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send these pushy women my way haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the blonde ones you need to watch most. All sorts of trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not THAT pushy.

Now kneel down and lick my stilletoe like the fuck toy that you are!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"I'm not pushy and will always treat you with the respect you deserve.

Come hither....

Oh the evils of alcohol....

That glass of wine is getting right in the way of that fishnet outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!

C'mon I only sent 6 pics of my foo and I wasn't *that* abusive

I feel abused now....you only sent me 5!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the blonde ones you need to watch most. All sorts of trouble

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

At lest your getting messages OP.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE

"I'm not pushy and will always treat you with the respect you deserve.

Come hither....

Your worse. All you "white ladies in waiting". Come into a thread and appear to prove us wrong.

Then it's private message time and you all of a sudden are the one who will make me cum so hard my eyes will cross...permanently!

Well, little missy, you can clear off and take your 50 "social" veris with you. I am not a notch on your Fab stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's getting worse, we arranged a gang bang last week, put a meet up, looking for fffffffffm, hotel booked, babysitters, everything planned, and nobody turned up, total time wasters,

Now their all UNLOS, unbelievable. "

You must have had spectacular bad luck choosing them,because looking at your gallery, Wow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love pushy women, when the car wouldn't start the other morning, one pushed it hund_ed yards to get it going!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

To be fair, most men are delusional on here. In the real world they wouldn't even get a second look as they're a solid 4. On here, with a few fancy a fuck messages, they suddenly think they are hot and act like they are a 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant even get ladies to message me.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair, most men are delusional on here. In the real world they wouldn't even get a second look as they're a solid 4. On here, with a few fancy a fuck messages, they suddenly think they are hot and act like they are a 10."

I think you should stop holding back Meli!

Just tell it like it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should stop holding back Meli!

Just tell it like it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to bed last night at 2 with a 10 woke up at 10 With a 2 aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel you OP! As soon as I put a status saying that I'm MAYBE looking for a meet tonight, I get messages left, right and centre from single ladies that can miraculously get to my house within the hour and guarantee to be the best fuck I've ever had. I don't care how small your pussy is, it's not the only contributing factor! When will they learn?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(sound of solid 4 ladies being slapped in the face!)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Body off Baywatch face off crimewatch most of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a 4 ...better than 0 .....joking aside come fellas keep it real ..your only a 9-10 if the lady that's wants you says so ...To someone somewhere we're all a 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(sound of solid 4 ladies being slapped in the face!)

Bollards, just understand that now _eli,the MEN are solid 4

Really should have gone to specsavers

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Seriously, all men on here have had their heads turned by all the hot women they think they can get. Average women like me don't stand a chance.

Even when I read all three lines of the typical male profile, and check that I'm what they're looking for, they delete my messages. What am I doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get the odd one who doesn't get the message first time. I don't like to block as it's not nice to be blocked but for some people being subtle just doesn't work.

Ah so THAT'S why I'm blocked by you

Um you're not anymore, but if you keep pestering me for NSA sex you will be. When will you get the message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, all men on here have had their heads turned by all the hot women they think they can get. Average women like me don't stand a chance.

Even when I read all three lines of the typical male profile, and check that I'm what they're looking for, they delete my messages. What am I doing wrong?"

Well i messaged you julia and was just deleted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get the odd one who doesn't get the message first time. I don't like to block as it's not nice to be blocked but for some people being subtle just doesn't work.

Ah so THAT'S why I'm blocked by you

Um you're not anymore, but if you keep pestering me for NSA sex you will be. When will you get the message!

Grrrr I'll just have to keep stalking you in the hope you'll one day decide you want to fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body off Baywatch face off crimewatch most of them

Ha ha,Joyce grenfell,

Go and replace my cake you eat!!

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

agree, also guys outnumber gals by a zillion to one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, all men on here have had their heads turned by all the hot women they think they can get. Average women like me don't stand a chance.

Even when I read all three lines of the typical male profile, and check that I'm what they're looking for, they delete my messages. What am I doing wrong?"

maybe your just being too picky and aiming high just like some guys haha.

All I ever see on these threads is 'oh no women want to meet or reply' so there is no shortage of guys looking for meets

Some times we can't have what we want try settling for things other than outstanding qualities.

But this is a sex site and well you don't give that pussy up for any tom dick or harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body off Baywatch face off crimewatch most of them

These have tickled me

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Methinks some of the people on here haven't quite got this post.

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

think you'll find it works both ways lol, that's why the block button is a useful tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Methinks some of the people on here haven't quite got this post.

Well you did ask what you were doing wrong

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Body off Baywatch face off crimewatch most of them

These have tickled me"

My first thought is often "I suppose if he did he from behind"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eleven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body off Baywatch face off crimewatch most of them

These have tickled me

My first thought is often "I suppose if he did he from behind"

Bi male fantasies again?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Body off Baywatch face off crimewatch most of them

These have tickled me

My first thought is often "I suppose if he did me from behind"

Bi male fantasies again?

Oh hell, I fixed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first thought is often "I suppose if he did me from behind"

Bi male fantasies again?

Oh hell, I fixed it

Too late

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

This I why I now only browse in stealth mode. It's those messages saying "saw you looking". What? Because I LOOKED at your profile you think I want to fuck you? Get real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This I why I now only browse in stealth mode. It's those messages saying "saw you looking". What? Because I LOOKED at your profile you think I want to fuck you? Get real!

Stealth mode disengaged as an experiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were do pork pies come into it? Lol

Mid session snack of choice

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Methinks some of the people on here haven't quite got this post.

Well you did ask what you were doing wrong

The OP is satirical. My posts reflect what men say about women all the time on here.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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My first thought is often "I suppose if he did me from behind"

Bi male fantasies again?

Oh hell, I fixed it

Too late

Dang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Methinks some of the people on here haven't quite got this post.

Well you did ask what you were doing wrong

The OP is satirical. My posts reflect what men say about women all the time on here."

Quite possibly, but statisticaly many more men are rejected out of hand than vice versa, my point to your self,without being accusational,was that my message to you was deleted instantly

Im not suggesting that that you were in any way obligated to do anything different, but until you read it and found out anything about me, you weren't able to know the first thing about me,having done everything you asked for in your profile text.

That is totally your perogative and i respect that, but if you have done this to others as well perhaps this may be why men are not contacting you?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Filters my friend, filters!

My inbox was full of pushy ladies, pussy pics and 'fancy a fuck' messages until I got filter-savvy and blocked all women.

My Fab experience is SO much easier now! "

My inbox appears to be the same, without filtering out women.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!"

This is definitely a wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably a male messaging you if there abusive ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!

This is definitely a wind up

Yes, yes it is. And done well I think

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!"

Damn I just sent you my gash but not my face

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Sometimes when I'm really busy I don't read a message instantly, then she'll send another message five minutes later demanding to know why I didn't read her first message.. At that point the minx in me comes out..

I make sure they are on line, open the message for 5 minutes then mark it back to unread and delete it a few days later...

I know, I'm so mean but they just gotta learn no means no..

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Methinks some of the people on here haven't quite got this post.

Well you did ask what you were doing wrong

The OP is satirical. My posts reflect what men say about women all the time on here.

Quite possibly, but statisticaly many more men are rejected out of hand than vice versa, my point to your self,without being accusational,was that my message to you was deleted instantly

That is totally your perogative and i respect that, but if you have done this to others as well perhaps this may be why men are not contacting you? "

OK, you're being weirdly personal now. Read the OP again and see that he is taking the piss. Read the messages from some of the women on here playing along, replying in the same vein.

I am not actually asking what's wrong. Its a joke, a play on words, a satire of what men write about women on the forums, and has absolutely nothing to do with any messages I receive.

I have no problem with the number of messages I receive, and no problem deleting unread messages from guys who can't be arsed to read my profile. This post is supposed to be a bit of a laugh, but there are always some people who just don't get it, I guess.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!

This is definitely a wind up

Yes, yes it is. And done well I think

Too well perhaps, judging from the amount of butt-hurt men missing the point completely.

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over a year ago

No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!

This is definitely a wind up

Yes, yes it is. And done well I think

Too well perhaps, judging from the amount of butt-hurt men missing the point completely.

and a few women

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

No means no ladies and don't message me without a face picture and just your gash as an attached image. I'm not a piece a meat.

Niiiiiiiight all - let's fuck Tuesday right into Wednesday!! Let's be havin ya!

This is definitely a wind up

Yes, yes it is. And done well I think

Too well perhaps, judging from the amount of butt-hurt men missing the point completely.

and a few women

Yep

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Methinks some of the people on here haven't quite got this post.

Well you did ask what you were doing wrong

The OP is satirical. My posts reflect what men say about women all the time on here.

Quite possibly, but statisticaly many more men are rejected out of hand than vice versa, my point to your self,without being accusational,was that my message to you was deleted instantly

That is totally your perogative and i respect that, but if you have done this to others as well perhaps this may be why men are not contacting you? "

No. Just...NO!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Methinks some of the people on here haven't quite got this post.

Well you did ask what you were doing wrong

The OP is satirical. My posts reflect what men say about women all the time on here.

Quite possibly, but statisticaly many more men are rejected out of hand than vice versa, my point to your self,without being accusational,was that my message to you was deleted instantly

That is totally your perogative and i respect that, but if you have done this to others as well perhaps this may be why men are not contacting you?

No. Just...NO!

Welcome to the wonderful world of being a female on Fab. Public shaming will always make me moist. I'll be wearing a scarlet letter by the end of the week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm so glad this has been taken seriously on board. I've had messages from 3 women in the past hour (2 are now UNLOS stating they need to get licked out now and if I'm free to get there within the hour?! Wtf. Come on women sort your shit out.

Again I repeat - if any women messages me without attaching a face pic you'll be blocked instantly. I don't want to see a bottle up your fanny or a sky remote rammed up your vagina

take notice of this thread women. Crettins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy with any messages!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm so glad this has been taken seriously on board. I've had messages from 3 women in the past hour (2 are now UNLOS stating they need to get licked out now and if I'm free to get there within the hour?! Wtf. Come on women sort your shit out.

Again I repeat - if any women messages me without attaching a face pic you'll be blocked instantly. I don't want to see a bottle up your fanny or a sky remote rammed up your vagina

take notice of this thread women. Crettins."

Oh.

You know those whisky bottles people use for coppers....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be happy with any messages! "

Mate it's actually annoying as fuck! Constantly deleted mail after mail. It's not all it's cracked up to be! After other subject in the messages reads, 'fuck me like they fucked bin laden'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude...This thread wins the day for me.

In stiches here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god then!! Hope it stays this way. I feel your pain brother!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank god then!! Hope it stays this way. I feel your pain brother! "

I'll put a good word in for you, also try putting a subject word in your profile text. If they don't reply with that word -just delete the message! Once they start messaging they'll not stop. Try changing your avatar to a faceless pic, that really helps also!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Methinks some of the people on here haven't quite got this post.

Well you did ask what you were doing wrong

The OP is satirical. My posts reflect what men say about women all the time on here.

Quite possibly, but statisticaly many more men are rejected out of hand than vice versa, my point to your self,without being accusational,was that my message to you was deleted instantly

That is totally your perogative and i respect that, but if you have done this to others as well perhaps this may be why men are not contacting you?

No. Just...NO!

Wasn't addressing you mate

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Thank god then!! Hope it stays this way. I feel your pain brother!

Maybe you need a status saying you will get to the endless messages a eventually.

Or say you aren't meeting at the mo.

Clit tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank god then!! Hope it stays this way. I feel your pain brother!

Maybe you need a status saying you will get to the endless messages a eventually.

Or say you aren't meeting at the mo.

Clit tease

Your getting added to my block list if you carry on. Clit tease? I'm just another man on another website who is yet again subject to being called a clit tease. Would you talk like that to me in person? I'm guessing not. I had a women wolf whistle me today walking out of work! I spat at her feet and hissed fuck off and vicious as I could. I've had enough.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Thank god then!! Hope it stays this way. I feel your pain brother!

Maybe you need a status saying you will get to the endless messages a eventually.

Or say you aren't meeting at the mo.

Clit tease

I would first shout "hello darling, fancy fucking me into next week?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh how hilarious, it's a wind up and some brain dead men didn't get it

Well I don't see the funny side, and you wonder why some blokes send abusive messages,not everyone gets the joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank god then!! Hope it stays this way. I feel your pain brother!

Also try setti g your age range between 99 and 99. This gives you the power to contact whoever you want and not get swamped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never meeting, I'm glad I came across this forum. Managed to lock the flood gate just in time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank god then!! Hope it stays this way. I feel your pain brother!

Also try setti g your age range between 99 and 99. This gives you the power to contact whoever you want and not get swamped

Hey I like that tip!!!!! Would that work? I don't want to block women in general as some are ok ish so would that allow me to just contact them?

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By *ames1763Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Yeah I really like this thread, the reason why you get that reaction is because some chics are not used to being told no and that is because there are a lot of thirsty guys out there.

So when they step to a real guy who knows what he wants and he says no, that is strange and truth be told only these kinds of real guys get the best ladies.

My female friends always told me , we want you way more than you want us, understand this fact and apply it to yourself and you will always be in demand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, think a lass has messaged me, says 1 message on my top bar. Do I delete it straight away??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no, think a lass has messaged me, says 1 message on my top bar. Do I delete it straight away?? "

Fuck it off, shell either be asking for a muff dive and drive or asking how big your cock is against a sky remote or lynx can. Crettins.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Oh how hilarious, it's a wind up and some brain dead men didn't get it

Well I don't see the funny side, and you wonder why some blokes send abusive messages,not everyone gets the joke "
they send abuse because they don't have the brain power or enough humour to 'get' the humour?

I don't see how anyone can use the forums for more than a couple of weeks and not see the laugh this was intended to be.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Damn! I've never felt so sussed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again I repeat - if any women messages me without attaching a face pic you'll be blocked instantly. I don't want to see a bottle up your fanny or a sky remote rammed up your vagina

take notice of this thread women. Crettins."

Ok, the original post was ever so slightly funny but you should have left it there OP ...

Calling anyone a cretin is surely taking it too far

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cretin

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Maybe if guys aren't getting the joke, you girls should take it a step further and follow through on this. Pick a day to be "Opposite Day" and spend 24 hours bombarding guys with all the crap we send to you.

"Gets ready to wake up to an inbox of Fancy a Fuck messages from two hund_ed women who'll then block me at 00:01"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no, think a lass has messaged me, says 1 message on my top bar. Do I delete it straight away??

Fuck it off, shell either be asking for a muff dive and drive or asking how big your cock is against a sky remote or lynx can. Crettins."

I hate that, why do we get treated like bits of meat? I have feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad it's not just having this problem,the ladies on here are so crude and demanding,acting like I'm only here to act as a free manwhore for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the women that respond to you telling them you already have a meet planned with the message 'but you'll have more fun with me. I'm better. Just sack him off' that are my particular favourites "

He may be tho ... you'll never know if you never tried it

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over a year ago

"I get the odd one who doesn't get the message first time. I don't like to block as it's not nice to be blocked but for some people being subtle just doesn't work.

Ah so THAT'S why I'm blocked by you

Um you're not anymore, but if you keep pestering me for NSA sex you will be. When will you get the message!

Grrrr I'll just have to keep stalking you in the hope you'll one day decide you want to fuck me

Oooo nooo... I couldn't handle you stalking me ! You pretty perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh how hilarious, it's a wind up and some brain dead men didn't get it

Well I don't see the funny side, and you wonder why some blokes send abusive messages,not everyone gets the joke they send abuse because they don't have the brain power or enough humour to 'get' the humour?

I don't see how anyone can use the forums for more than a couple of weeks and not see the laugh this was intended to be.

Well perhaps because sometimes its not as obvious to some as to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frigid OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh how hilarious, it's a wind up and some brain dead men didn't get it

I don't see how anyone can use the forums for more than a couple of weeks and not see the laugh this was intended to be.

Well perhaps because sometimes its not as obvious to some as to others "

Dave pay no attention. Classic women reeling you in. Don't bite. She'll be asking you want a bj in the next sentence!

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over a year ago

"Maybe if guys aren't getting the joke, you girls should take it a step further and follow through on this. Pick a day to be "Opposite Day" and spend 24 hours bombarding guys with all the crap we send to you.

"Gets ready to wake up to an inbox of Fancy a Fuck messages from two hund_ed women who'll then block me at 00:01""

That would only lead to disappointment when they learn we are joking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh how hilarious, it's a wind up and some brain dead men didn't get it

I don't see how anyone can use the forums for more than a couple of weeks and not see the laugh this was intended to be.

Well perhaps because sometimes its not as obvious to some as to others

Dave pay no attention. Classic women reeling you in. Don't bite. She'll be asking you want a bj in the next sentence!"

Hate that too, why can't they wait, social meet first

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By *ornylady71Woman
over a year ago

near Bury

Body off Baywatch face off crimewatch most of them

Hey that's cheeky!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Body off Baywatch face off crimewatch most of them

Hey that's cheeky!

Sometimes the other way around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gets ready to wake up to an inbox of Fancy a Fuck messages from two hund_ed women who'll then block me at 00:01""

pussy tease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky u that's what I say

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Gets ready to wake up to an inbox of Fancy a Fuck messages from two hund_ed women who'll then block me at 00:01"

pussy tease!

Hey, I never said I wouldn't try and answer them all, lol.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

This is the funniest thread I have read all month. Poor chap all those women wanting to use and abuse him and all of them sending gash photos.

Who knew!

Then on top of that he must be over run with guys wanting him too.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Yeah, they are just terrible

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"This is the funniest thread I have read all month. Poor chap all those women wanting to use and abuse him and all of them sending gash photos.

Who knew!

Then on top of that he must be over run with guys wanting him too.

If I have to look at one more picture of a pussy. I mean, when you've seen one you've seen em all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the funniest thread I have read all month. Poor chap all those women wanting to use and abuse him and all of them sending gash photos.

Who knew!

Then on top of that he must be over run with guys wanting him too.

If I have to look at one more picture of a pussy. I mean, when you've seen one you've seen em all...

I hate it too, it's like, god please no more attachments. Also like on other sites with girls holding fish. What's that all about??

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Oh how hilarious, it's a wind up and some brain dead men didn't get it

I don't see how anyone can use the forums for more than a couple of weeks and not see the laugh this was intended to be.

Well perhaps because sometimes its not as obvious to some as to others "

so no one can have a laugh because someone might take things too seriously and get offended?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP Did you mail all them who looked at your profile after your post Saying I see you looked at me how about a drink. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No I replied to them all saying, stop looking at me, you'll never get this. End" then blocked. Had enough I must get at least 30 women repeat looking at my page. I feel like that advert, "hey it's just me". It's hurrendous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great post OP. Certainly chee_ed me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great post OP. Certainly chee_ed me up

It's not meant to cheer you up. Just to raise awareness to certain behaviours on this site and the men who are victimised on a daily basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great post OP. Certainly chee_ed me up

It's not meant to cheer you up. Just to raise awareness to certain behaviours on this site and the men who are victimised on a daily basis."

I can't help it. I will try to calm myself down from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great post OP. Certainly chee_ed me up

It's not meant to cheer you up. Just to raise awareness to certain behaviours on this site and the men who are victimised on a daily basis.

I can't help it. I will try to calm myself down from now on

Having floozy in a name too, that's like you saying you are up for it 24/7

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over a year ago

"Great post OP. Certainly chee_ed me up

It's not meant to cheer you up. Just to raise awareness to certain behaviours on this site and the men who are victimised on a daily basis.

I can't help it. I will try to calm myself down from now on

Having floozy in a name too, that's like you saying you are up for it 24/7"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is by far my greatest achievement. Forget Mount Everest, For I have created a thread with bear full capacity. This is going right on my CV. The socialistic animal on point with social media and target groups. Such a bawler at the minute.

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over a year ago

"This is by far my greatest achievement. Forget Mount Everest, For I have created a thread with bear full capacity. This is going right on my CV. The socialistic animal on point with social media and target groups. Such a bawler at the minute."

Near!*

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Pushes in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near!* "

Complete with the requisite spelling mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pushes in..."

Yeah right sunshine. In the queue with the rest of em! Wait your turn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Near!*

Complete with the requisite spelling mistake

It's not me, it's my phones p_edictive text. Need to upgrade software but more important things to be doing with my time! Jeeeeeez!

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