FabSwingers.com forum: BMW Drivers

By *inkyCouple1927 OP Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??

From my experience I'd have to say yes!

So c'mon what do you drive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Audi A5 BE+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive Japanese

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Women crazy

( I wish )

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

A BMW, obvs.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Im certain that mantle moved to Audi drivers......!

I drive a BMW...no complaints from previous partners...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 series m sport !

And it's not true

My cock was the same size when I had an Audi rs4 !

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

I drive a BMW but no penis here !!!

(Anna)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a cock in a BMW

Now I'm a cock in an Audi

Next year I shall be a cock in a BMW again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A battered old 4 wheel drive Hilux, what does that indicate i wonder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two cars and a van.

One of my cars is a BMW.

My willy is surprisingly big for a girl

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"A battered old 4 wheel drive Hilux, what does that indicate i wonder?

You have an indestructible cock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Jaguar XE driver. I'm pleased with mine, along with my meets...

I mean the car you perverts

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??

From my experience I'd have to say yes!

So c'mon what do you drive?

Not sure about cock size, but I do know they have short arms as they don't seem to be able to reach the indicator stick..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMW seems to be the open relationships car of choice, interesting.

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By *oodbuddy 51Man
over a year ago

Puerto Rico, Gran Canaria

X3 driver and its not the size of your cock but knowing how to please your lovers with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A battered old 4 wheel drive Hilux, what does that indicate i wonder?

You have an indestructible cock??

Haha, not sure about that, it's not been fully tested.

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I have a Range Rover Sport...yes ladies I get you all the way there in style

The cocks not bad either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Cosy Coupè

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMW and 7"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is polite and good mannered as it gets chauffeured around by me in an English gentleman's car. Jaguar for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock is polite and good mannered as it gets chauffeured around by me in an English gentleman's car. Jaguar for me. "

Jaguar is Indian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a renault now, and when i bought it my dick fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock is polite and good mannered as it gets chauffeured around by me in an English gentleman's car. Jaguar for me. "

Jaguars are made in castle bromwich near birmingham

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Audi drivers are worse these days....usually in a big diesel model lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge for yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock is polite and good mannered as it gets chauffeured around by me in an English gentleman's car. Jaguar for me.

Jaguars are made in castle bromwich near birmingham"

Castle Brom is in Birmingham, and yes Jaguar has been made there for a very long time. On the site where they made WW2 Spitfires. You couldn't get more British!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

K20 type R

It's uncomfortable, it's noisy, but it's so fun

Speed bumps are a real issue in it. Have to crawl over them

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Jaguar xk8 convertible. Just waiting for some sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ford transit here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im certain that mantle moved to Audi drivers......!

I drive a BMW...no complaints from previous partners...

Agree absolutely. Back in the day if there was a pushy prick sitting on your rear bumper at 90 mph you could guarantee it was a BMW driver. But nowadays it's the Audis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im certain that mantle moved to Audi drivers......!

I drive a BMW...no complaints from previous partners...

Agree absolutely. Back in the day if there was a pushy prick sitting on your rear bumper at 90 mph you could guarantee it was a BMW driver. But nowadays it's the Audis."

Most of my miles are motorway miles and it's almost always either a 2.0 tdi audi or a 320d BMW trying to push other people down the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im certain that mantle moved to Audi drivers......!

I drive a BMW...no complaints from previous partners...

Agree absolutely. Back in the day if there was a pushy prick sitting on your rear bumper at 90 mph you could guarantee it was a BMW driver. But nowadays it's the Audis.

Most of my miles are motorway miles and it's almost always either a 2.0 tdi audi or a 320d BMW trying to push other people down the road "

And then just after passing you at 100 don't you just love it when then do that exaggerated swing into the slow lane to give you a condescending visual lecture on the rules of the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMW and Audi - Meh. My motor is Italian, and its red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW and Audi - Meh. My motor is Italian, and its red.

cinquecento?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW and Audi - Meh. My motor is Italian, and its red.

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fiats are good little cars arent they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope - Ferrari (Variant) better known here as a Fiat Panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW and Audi - Meh. My motor is Italian, and its red.

fiats are good little cars arent they

Panda Power rules

(except for the power bit tbh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW and Audi - Meh. My motor is Italian, and its red.

fiats are good little cars arent they

Panda Power rules

(except for the power bit tbh)"

Fiat pandas actually make the best car to build a wall in.

Square shape and flat windows, perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are making Pandas more curvy now, aerodynamic or what!!!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Aston Martin.....:

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A Harry Quinn road bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock is polite and good mannered as it gets chauffeured around by me in an English gentleman's car. Jaguar for me.

Jaguars are made in castle bromwich near birmingham"

And range/land rovers in solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drive, or have a cock.

My long term partner had an M3; his cock is well above average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's true, I drive a BMW and have a micro penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't drive, or have a cock.

My long term partner had an M3; his cock is well above average."

I've never understood the correlation between a guy having a nice car and people believing it's making up for a small dick.

I guess it's just bitterness/jealousy really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boring Mercedes-Benz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a mini so I need a massive car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home

banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

navara here, not the cheapest thing to run but bugger me does it help getting about in the wet at festivals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home

banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?

Ahh the Germans.

Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pontiac Firebird here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home

banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?

Ahh the Germans.

Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines

Honda are really showing Mercedes how to build an F1 engine aren't they.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home

banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?

Ahh the Germans.

Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines

and what of the americans?!

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By *ere2pleasureUMan
over a year ago

Kington

Chrysler PT Cruiser 2.2 CRD, as for my cock, well cum judge for oneself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home

banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?

Ahh the Germans.

Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines

and what of the americans?!

Surely you don't mean like a 6.2 corvette engine putting out over 100bhp more than a 2.0 Mitsubishi, its

0.1 second faster though I suppose

I actuality love American cars but the size of the engines for what they do is a bit

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Dunno about small dicks but they're definitely dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??

From my experience I'd have to say yes!

So c'mon what do you drive?

Must be as I have had several. But I now drive a Merc so it must be instantly massive.

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??

From my experience I'd have to say yes!

So c'mon what do you drive?

And I thought BMW stood for Black mans wheels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can never understand the fascination for German cars.Most of the ones I encounter never have functional indicators and the brake lights are always flashing.

Strange machines or maybe it's the drivers inability to operate them properly.

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By *ay2naughtyCouple
over a year ago

penrith

BMW put a chip in the drivers seat, when driver sits down the chip is inserted up the arse to make them drive like a big dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home

banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?

Ahh the Germans.

Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines

I don't see Honda/Nissan/Mitsubishi etc supplying engines to the like of Pagani or Koenigsegg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home

banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?

Ahh the Germans.

Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines

I don't see Honda/Nissan/Mitsubishi etc supplying engines to the like of Pagani or Koenigsegg

We should have a whip round for a fab huayra

if everyone puts £10k in we might be able to afford a wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a BMW..... i don't have a small penis... it would be handy tho, and I know several guys who drive them.... with rather large ones... just the luck of the draw I guess

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By *anc lad 84Man
over a year ago

hyde

We've both got bmws, Mr has a coupe and I've got the estate both fantastic cars especially for having sex.

We've had audi's, landrover most general cars really and my Mr's cock is definitely satisfying :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??

From my experience I'd have to say yes!

So c'mon what do you drive?

And I thought BMW stood for Black mans wheels? "

bavaria motor works

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

B.M.W = Bald Middleaged Wanker!

Just sayin' ........ i'm just sayin'

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By *his40Man
over a year ago

centre

Drive BMW and think my pics prove opposite ??

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??

From my experience I'd have to say yes!

So c'mon what do you drive?

And I thought BMW stood for Black mans wheels?

bavaria motor works "

Sorry to correct you but it's Bavarian not Bavaria

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

My hubby drives a BMW and he is offended

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??

From my experience I'd have to say yes!

So c'mon what do you drive?

And I thought BMW stood for Black mans wheels?

bavaria motor works

Sorry to correct you but it's Bavarian not Bavaria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tractor.

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Strictly speaking there is no scentific evidence to support any link with microscopic genitalia, however, the mindset on the way some BMWs are driven begs the question there may well be a linkage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard they are cock heads and they don't know how to use an indicator stalk

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Hubby drives and does not have a small cock... He can be a complete cock at times though

Me, i drive a Merc convertible. Who only knows what that makes me

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Lexus here.

Noice

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"A boring Mercedes-Benz "

My Mercedes is far from boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

English gentleman with a Jaguar. Even if you aren't into cars, you'll recognise a Jaguar as the car with working indicators.

BMW drivers may need to Google this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive whichever of my Land Rovers I'm not working on at the time

if they're all being worked on then it's a beat-up old Focus that I keep as backup

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By *atteguyMan
over a year ago

worthing

Anyone with a aston martin always looks like a huge cock i drive a fiesta so no need to over compensate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hyundai... and not a good one, not even a semi-decent one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh... and a Yamaha

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"B.M.W = Bald Middleaged Wanker!

Just sayin' ........ i'm just sayin' "

I always had it as

Big-headed Middleclass Wanker.

Definitely subscribe to the theory that flash car drivers are compensating for "something".

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I have a Bmw yes it's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone with a aston martin always looks like a huge cock i drive a fiesta so no need to over compensate lol"

The amount of bitterness towards people with nice things is actually laughable.

Personally I'd say it's the people who feel the need to state that those with a better car than them are compensating for something, those are the people who look like cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducati 1199 Panigale

And my car is a heap of crap

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

It must be astra drivers too as I have an astra and iam 2 inches soft but a iam 4 inches stiff tho

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