FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Its Offical......................

Jump to newest
 

By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

You may all now call me Granny Madchick.

I hate everyone, I'm hungova, my phone is full of messages singing "grandma we love you" and Jason's gone all gooey.

He's cute, but he's a baby and he don't do nothing apart from sleep...........

I'm going back to bed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

congrats Granny Madchick x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats, and enjoy your nap

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Congratulations. x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great stuff, congratulations

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

and I thought Nanny McPhee was scarey....

Congratulations to Nana Jo and Grumpa Jason xxxxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... and Jason's gone all gooey.

He's cute, but he's a baby and he don't do nothing apart from sleep...........

I'm going back to bed "

Bout time he got a job innit?

Congrats on the new arrival.

Wishy & Siren xxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations to the new member of GILF club!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Congrats from me too x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

congrats !!!!! I think.

mmmm built in babysitters methinks lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats gran. enjoy. xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ahhh congratulations x x x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Congratulations to all of you on the safe arrival of a new gorgeous baby boy xxxxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *5DaveMan
over a year ago

loch lomond

Congratulations swinging Gran

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"You may all now call me Granny Madchick.

He's cute, but he's a baby and he don't do nothing apart from sleep...........

"

....and eat and don't forget all those nappies!

Congrats granny n grandy xxxxxxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I is NOT a GILF........hhhuuummpppffff

And my bestest friend is calling me Nannygoat!

I'm going to the pub!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I is NOT a GILF........hhhuuummpppffff

And my bestest friend is calling me Nannygoat!

I'm going to the pub! "

It's now offical you are now a GILF

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

awww congrats xxxxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

congrats to you both

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome to the gilf club ....i love being a nanny wouldnt trade my little angels for all the tea in china .....there iis something VERY special about your children having children proof of the circle of life I think .......ooh im getting all gooey me self !! and lucky you a grandson ??? mine are all the pink variety ...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

best thing about grandkids is you can spoil em rotten then give em back to mum and dad when they start whinging

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

oh and congratulations Maddie xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

A special granny limerick for the new gilf

When our Grandma got smote with senility

She became such a responsibility

She used to make kaka-balls

Which she smeared on our walls

So we put her in an old folks' facility

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations Granchick, Jason and all....

When ya gonna start wearing Purple ??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GILFs are the new MILFs

Congratulations to you both on becoming grandparents, all that fussing, picking up and spoiling baby which the parents have to deal with the associated problems afterwards, its perfect

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You may all now call me Granny Madchick.

I hate everyone, I'm hungova, my phone is full of messages singing "grandma we love you" and Jason's gone all gooey.

He's cute, but he's a baby and he don't do nothing apart from sleep...........

I'm going back to bed "

Well thats just great great great great granny _adchick baby im really pleased for ya all xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations from the South West. It's always great to hear that a new born has entered the world.

I've told our boys that I'm waiting to be a Grandad but Kate's in no rush to be a Grandma

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

congrats,,and dont worry,,it doesnt change grannies lifes,,,,,that much apart from having to babysit every weekend and most week nights and some days lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"congrats,,and dont worry,,it doesnt change grannies lifes,,,,,that much apart from having to babysit every weekend and most week nights and some days lol"

Thank gawd I work and they will be living in Cambridge.......... Jason's sulking and already arranging long weekends and giving her dates she has to come home and bring the litte one (FFS, if he could put the baby on the train on his own, he'd do it.......and if he goes broody, I'm divorcing him!!)

Can I officially spoil him by sending noisy toys, money and sweets through the post?

And Honeypot.............I'm gonna fall out with you.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"congrats,,and dont worry,,it doesnt change grannies lifes,,,,,that much apart from having to babysit every weekend and most week nights and some days lol

Thank gawd I work and they will be living in Cambridge.......... Jason's sulking and already arranging long weekends and giving her dates she has to come home and bring the litte one (FFS, if he could put the baby on the train on his own, he'd do it.......and if he goes broody, I'm divorcing him!!)

Can I officially spoil him by sending noisy toys, money and sweets through the post?

And Honeypot.............I'm gonna fall out with you. "

XmwahX I thought it was good

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations xxxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Thank you all for your congrats.......

Even Honey (did love the limerick though) and Soapy (who is now going in the custard at the Beach Party)!!!

Oldest daughter is coming in from London today, apparently with a little drum, a bib that says "I'm with my MILF" and god knows what else.

I can see she's gonna be the wicked auntie and I won't have to do much..... just egg her on

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You may all now call me Granny Madchick.

I hate everyone, I'm hungova, my phone is full of messages singing "grandma we love you" and Jason's gone all gooey.

He's cute, but he's a baby and he don't do nothing apart from sleep...........

I'm going back to bed "

Congrats granny

Hope mom and baby are doing well

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sleep well, preserve your energy for the winding process. Congrats. xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You may all now call me Granny Madchick.

I hate everyone, I'm hungova, my phone is full of messages singing "grandma we love you" and Jason's gone all gooey.

He's cute, but he's a baby and he don't do nothing apart from sleep...........

I'm going back to bed "

They shit as well.....lol.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

congrats honey wishing mum and baby all the best.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Wonderful news and lucky boy having such an openminded grandparent. Enjoy. X x

Both of us x x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top