FabSwingers.com forum: Meats

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi how's the best way to get a meat. I chat but don't won't to be rude. So make small tork. But this is not working don't thing I'm a tosser. I no how to treat a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butchers pal.

Your local butcher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butchers pal.

Your local butcher.

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butchers pal.

Your local butcher.

Beat me by a second. Couldn't resist huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having mince, tatties n sprouts for T.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butchers pal.

Your local butcher.

Beat me by a second. Couldn't resist huh?

I'd say you can't write this stuff, but they do.

Op. thanks.

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Aldi will be cheaper than the butchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butchers pal.

Your local butcher.

There's always 24 hour Asda or Tesco if the butchers is closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butchers pal.

Your local butcher.

There's always 24 hour Asda or Tesco if the butchers is closed "

Think he's going for quality not quantity though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No meats today... we're having Salmon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/01/17 14:09:54]

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Sunday raffle at your local working mans club?

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Liver in a jar is a good fuck apparently ( mate told me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butchers pal.

Your local butcher.

There's always 24 hour Asda or Tesco if the butchers is closed "

And it's this time of attitude that is ruining the choice of meats on the high street. Quality. Always be patient and go for quality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having mince, tatties n sprouts for T.

xxx"

I mince everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Op

So he got the spelling(s) wrong, no need to take the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having mince, tatties n sprouts for T.

xxx

I mince everyday

love you soxy xxx

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

"Butchers pal.

Your local butcher.

LMAO

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

"Poor Op

So he got the spelling(s) wrong, no need to take the piss."

Your right lets stop giving him beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Op

So he got the spelling(s) wrong, no need to take the piss."

It's what they do here, hadn't you noticed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Op

So he got the spelling(s) wrong, no need to take the piss.

Your right lets stop giving him beef

There's no bones about it. We've ribbed him enough for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Op

So he got the spelling(s) wrong, no need to take the piss.

Your right lets stop giving him beef

It's You're*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok I can see Y now. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Op

So he got the spelling(s) wrong, no need to take the piss.

It's what they do here, hadn't you noticed?"

Nah, didn't notice.

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

"Poor Op

So he got the spelling(s) wrong, no need to take the piss.

Your right lets stop giving him beef

It's You're*"

Not when your from Bristol my lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how's the best way to get a meat. I chat but don't won't to be rude. So make small tork. But this is not working don't thing I'm a tosser. I no how to treat a lady. "

Mmmmm hope you mean Meet. Learn to spell is a good starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having mince, tatties n sprouts for T.

xxx

I mince everyday

Hahahahahaha that made me chuckle

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Try adding more about yourself on your profile and use a spell check or Google if you need help spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how's the best way to get a meat. I chat but don't won't to be rude. So make small tork. But this is not working don't thing I'm a tosser. I no how to treat a lady.

Mmmmm hope you mean Meet. Learn to spell is a good starter "

So you have to be able to spell to get a meet? Since when?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I can see Y now. ??"

. You took a good roasting.

. All in good fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Op

So he got the spelling(s) wrong, no need to take the piss.

Your right lets stop giving him beef

It's You're*

Not when your from Bristol my lover

How do you manage a meet with that spelling? Some reckon it's the only way - clearly not!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Op spell checker is your friend.

I love a chunk of meat to chew.. Just cut off a big slice of beef from yesterdays lunch. I dont have any trouble meeting my meat. (sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how's the best way to get a meat. I chat but don't won't to be rude. So make small tork. But this is not working don't thing I'm a tosser. I no how to treat a lady. "

Perhaps you could add on your profile and little bit about yourself.

Maybe get yourself along to some of the socials that are often put up on the forums.

Perhaps add a bit of variety to your pictures. Woman all know what a cock looks like

Get involved in the forums or if it's your thing on the cam chat.

Either way op on hope you find what you're looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how's the best way to get a meat. I chat but don't won't to be rude. So make small tork. But this is not working don't thing I'm a tosser. I no how to treat a lady.

Mmmmm hope you mean Meet. Learn to spell is a good starter

So you have to be able to spell to get a meet? Since when?"

Maybe not for you but I kind of like my men that have a brain cell and spelling is a good indication they have one. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see no-ones mentioned Spam .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how's the best way to get a meat. I chat but don't won't to be rude. So make small tork. But this is not working don't thing I'm a tosser. I no how to treat a lady.

Mmmmm hope you mean Meet. Learn to spell is a good starter

So you have to be able to spell to get a meet? Since when?

Maybe not for you but I kind of like my men that have a brain cell and spelling is a good indication they have one. Just saying "

Good job he wasn't specifically asking you for a meat then isn't it!

Don't you know some of the most intelligent people in the world struggle to spell. I'd say they definitely have 'a brain cell'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how's the best way to get a meat. I chat but don't won't to be rude. So make small tork. But this is not working don't thing I'm a tosser. I no how to treat a lady.

Mmmmm hope you mean Meet. Learn to spell is a good starter

So you have to be able to spell to get a meet? Since when?

Maybe not for you but I kind of like my men that have a brain cell and spelling is a good indication they have one. Just saying "

Lots of dyslexic people are very intelligent.

And probably a bit kinder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good to see no-ones mentioned Spam .....

What is that comment baste on

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Hope he gets the chance to give someone a good porking or spit roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some great meat puns.

..........WELL DONE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how's the best way to get a meat. I chat but don't won't to be rude. So make small tork. But this is not working don't thing I'm a tosser. I no how to treat a lady.

Mmmmm hope you mean Meet. Learn to spell is a good starter

So you have to be able to spell to get a meet? Since when?

Maybe not for you but I kind of like my men that have a brain cell and spelling is a good indication they have one. Just saying

Lots of dyslexic people are very intelligent.

And probably a bit kinder."

Strange how many end up on fab though

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

"Some great meat puns.

..........WELL DONE.

At least no one has being hamming it, yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great meat puns.

..........WELL DONE.

At least no one has being hamming it, yet. "

A post about a guy finding it hard to get meats. It's not rare is it?

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

"Some great meat puns.

..........WELL DONE.

At least no one has being hamming it, yet.

A post about a guy finding it hard to get meats. It's not rare is it?

That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butchers pal.

Your local butcher.

Hahah ..funny - sorry op .. but it was a funny comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as I saw the thread title, I knew what the thread would contain ha ha.

You guys never let me down!

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great meat puns.

..........WELL DONE.

At least no one has being hamming it, yet.

A post about a guy finding it hard to get meats. It's not rare is it?

Flogging it like a dead horse now!!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Op take no notice of them all, They are a tough crowd to please and It can be quiet hard trying to get a meet when you are new and a little tender,

Stick around, Keep chewing the fat and get stuck in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great meat puns.

..........WELL DONE.

At least no one has being hamming it, yet.

A post about a guy finding it hard to get meats. It's not rare is it?

Flogging it like a dead horse now!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only popped in because I had burger all better to do now I'm off up the pork for a game of footie with my son now I have had a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how's the best way to get a meat. I chat but don't won't to be rude. So make small tork. But this is not working don't thing I'm a tosser. I no how to treat a lady.

Mmmmm hope you mean Meet. Learn to spell is a good starter

So you have to be able to spell to get a meet? Since when?

Maybe not for you but I kind of like my men that have a brain cell and spelling is a good indication they have one. Just saying

Lots of dyslexic people are very intelligent.

And probably a bit kinder."

Took the words right out of my mouth

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