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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Something odd happened this morning! I woke up with the duvet to one side as it was pretty warm last night, I sleep naked and the cleaner didn't know I was in... She walked in to see me flat out on my back naked lol she looked for a few seconds then slowly retreated back to the hall. Hmm that might make things awkward from now on! Ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if u saw her u shud have asked her to join u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dammit!!!! .... wish i was your cleaner

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"dammit!!!! .... wish i was your cleaner

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ladies i think you should form an orderly queue!!

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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Yeah but if she said no then that would have been very weird from then on lol

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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

The thing that made it worse was I had morning glory lol!! Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it would have been ... feck the cleaning move over

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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I woke up with a stonker lol! Her face was priceless, it's a bit awkward now though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doubt donna would have wasted the opportunity lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look to save you any more embarrassment, I shall come see you and we can greet the cleaner in the morning together.... I'll explain that the morning glory is a traditional Scottish greeting, originally brought about by the requirement of men having to wear kilts...while chasing haggii.. they needed both hands free to catch the wee buggers in early morning mists( traditionally where they are caught, in Scotch mist) but being gentlemen and not wishing to offend ladies or snub them... they held onto their haggi and waved with the only other free appendage they could.

p.s Is your cleaner cute? would she join us for breakfast in bed?

Laine xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Blimey she starts early does'nt she??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id of said, hurry up and get rid of that, I want to change the bed...and made myself a brew until he had finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I reckon he was dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think so...lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I reckon he was dreaming

What cleaner starts at 2am.

and what 24 year old has a cleaner, unless it's his mum!

Nice dream....... go back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he lives with his mam and dad?

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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

It was Thursday morning not this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm is that why u havent had any meets ? yr cleaner lives with u ?

your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she thought, "Cheeky bastard! I might be his cleaner but if the lazy bastard can't be arsed to get out of bed and shower I ain't fookin cleaning THAT for him."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip:-

Make sure your next cleaner is a swinger lol

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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmh am reading into this in a totally different way

think am in maddys corner on this one

_iger...you've been bumped off me "to do list" bet your chuffing mother is younger than me, may not have boots like me tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i never thought everyone was sooo..... ermmm ermmmmm u know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird.

X"
'Incest' - a game for all the family (but it's relatively boring)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon he was dreaming

What cleaner starts at 2am.

and what 24 year old has a cleaner, unless it's his mum!

Nice dream....... go back to sleep"

u got it!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

fuck me a cleaner at your age ...did the butler bring your chucky egg too pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i never thought everyone was sooo..... ermmm ermmmmm u know

sooooo wot kitty kat???

u been sniffing the babys meds again hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird.

Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird.

Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger.

nahhh reckon he's just teasing his bitches ...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i never thought everyone was sooo..... ermmm ermmmmm u know

sooooo wot kitty kat???

u been sniffing the babys meds again hun

nope but i think _iger has as he is seeing things hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird.

Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger.

nahhh reckon he's just teasing his bitches ...pmsl

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Think you could be right PD - his profile says ask for friend invite to see face pic - I did but there is no face pic in his private gallery

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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

No not really, we have a cleaner between 3 of us... Have u lot got out the wrong side of the bed hehe? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird.

Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger.

nahhh reckon he's just teasing his bitches ...pmsl

yeah this bitch for one is getting bored...unless i see the proof of the pudding...ie the head belonging to the buff body...then he is off me swingers calendar. so the challenge has been offered to ya _iger....dare ya...will give ya my msn to prove ya head matches that body...u wont mind if all me friends come round when am watching do ya or i broadcast it....we all got new battteries in our rabbits just in case u prove us wrong

and if we do prove ya wrong...can i ave yer mum instead

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird.

Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger.

nahhh reckon he's just teasing his bitches ...pmsl

Think you could be right PD - his profile says ask for friend invite to see face pic - I did but there is no face pic in his private gallery

you dont think ...omg its not our first woman pretending to be a man ..!!!

Da dahhhh Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is detective music ...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"No not really, we have a cleaner between 3 of us... Have u lot got out the wrong side of the bed hehe? X"

nahhh they are hunting mate you stirred em up now you got to start to deliver ...pmsl

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird.

Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger.

nahhh reckon he's just teasing his bitches ...pmsl

Think you could be right PD - his profile says ask for friend invite to see face pic - I did but there is no face pic in his private gallery

you dont think ...omg its not our first woman pretending to be a man ..!!!

Da dahhhh Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is detective music ...

Hells bells PD...it's too early for Z Cars...pmsl

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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Go on then, send me ur msn..

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird.

Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger.

nahhh reckon he's just teasing his bitches ...pmsl

Think you could be right PD - his profile says ask for friend invite to see face pic - I did but there is no face pic in his private gallery

you dont think ...omg its not our first woman pretending to be a man ..!!!

Da dahhhh Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is detective music ...

Hells bells PD...it's too early for Z Cars...pmsl"

LMAO ....errrrmmm whats a Z car ...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Go on then, send me ur msn..

jeeeze mate they have been sribbling they wont want cyber its the full on meets now ...go to the beach party and you can be there toy for the night .....ouch !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh pd but out, am not going the beach party and wana find out before. u trying to spoil my fun or wot

anyhow _iger now has my msn addy so the challenge is on

just going to shower and do me pubes...got a meet in a few hours. got a lovely lady who wants to lead me by the hand into the bedroom later and learn me a few things

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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Added you and you arnt online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eh pd but out, am not going the beach party and wana find out before. u trying to spoil my fun or wot

anyhow _iger now has my msn addy so the challenge is on

just going to shower and do me pubes...got a meet in a few hours. got a lovely lady who wants to lead me by the hand into the bedroom later and learn me a few things"

go easy on him, he might want to get out alive

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"eh pd but out, am not going the beach party and wana find out before. u trying to spoil my fun or wot

anyhow _iger now has my msn addy so the challenge is on

just going to shower and do me pubes...got a meet in a few hours. got a lovely lady who wants to lead me by the hand into the bedroom later and learn me a few things

go easy on him, he might want to get out alive

like a lamb to the slaughter ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i remeber where i knew _iger from, i tried to talk to him in chatroom once, but he just wanted to how off his body have hold no convo.. i remeber after it i made a post asking why some fit people have no personailtys lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"i remeber where i knew _iger from, i tried to talk to him in chatroom once, but he just wanted to how off his body have hold no convo.. i remeber after it i made a post asking why some fit people have no personailtys lol

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop it now, or i may get the urge to smother him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mother him even...

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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I don't remember that kitty you sure that was me? Ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes was u as i had another member of the site sat with me ata the time lol, u was too ingrosed in yourself to notice anyone else hun its cool it happens lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its brilliant, nice one matey.

Never thought of having a cleaner..... I knew there was something missing lol...

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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol, I wonder if she will be back next week! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger off, your fishin now ff's lol...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Lol, I wonder if she will be back next week! Ha "

Well if not sure you won;t be short of volunteers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger off, your fishin now ff's lol...

What d'ya mean now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so true though.... ignorance doesnt pay

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"so true though.... ignorance doesnt pay

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo gorgeous!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so true though.... ignorance doesnt pay

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo gorgeous!!!

hey chick..hows tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going on line now _iger, so get ya kit off and make sure ya face matches them pics otherwise ya balls are fish bait

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"so true though.... ignorance doesnt pay

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo gorgeous!!!

hey chick..hows tricks

Still all good here hen

Aaaaaaaaaaaal good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so true though.... ignorance doesnt pay

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo gorgeous!!!

hey chick..hows tricks

Still all good here hen

Aaaaaaaaaaaal good

Ooooh ladies isnt it about time for another get together ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it sure is

need to sort one

im off to the beach party at end of august so not sure when i have time to sort one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it sure is

need to sort one

im off to the beach party at end of august so not sure when i have time to sort one

will see you there then hun and we can get our thinkng caps on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it sure is

need to sort one

im off to the beach party at end of august so not sure when i have time to sort one

will see you there then hun and we can get our thinkng caps on

dam right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger off, your fishin now ff's lol...

What d'ya mean now?

What d'ya mean lol.... Now ya not gonna go reading into things are ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger off, your fishin now ff's lol...

What d'ya mean now?

What d'ya mean lol.... Now ya not gonna go reading into things are ya...

No, I meant what do you mean NOW, lol

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