FabSwingers.com forum: To all you In The Night Garden fanatics..

By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

namely Funky and Knockers..... Iggle Piggle is doing a special performance on This Morning. Enjoy!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

*goes off to check laser sights on his sniper rifle....*

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Shit cakes!!! I'm at work and can't watch, someone record it for me.

I've seen him live now though so I'm happy. He even looked at me while he was doing his dance! What a pip!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Shit cakes!!! I'm at work and can't watch, someone record it for me.

I've seen him live now though so I'm happy. He even looked at me while he was doing his dance! What a pip!"

You'll be able to watch it on the This morning site, Funky, don't fret

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Shit cakes!!! I'm at work and can't watch, someone record it for me.

I've seen him live now though so I'm happy. He even looked at me while he was doing his dance! What a pip!

You'll be able to watch it on the This morning site, Funky, don't fret"

I'm on it!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Click click....

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Shit cakes!!! I'm at work and can't watch, someone record it for me.

I've seen him live now though so I'm happy. He even looked at me while he was doing his dance! What a pip!

You'll be able to watch it on the This morning site, Funky, don't fret

I'm on it!"

SADDO!!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"SADDO!!!!!

Erm you wouldn't be saying that if you saw Makka Pakka washing all of the Pontypine's faces LIVE! Fucking amazing!

Bubbles came out of his Uff Uff!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm on it!"

Wouldn't you rather watch Friggle and her fingery friends doing their little dance in the Muff Garden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Click click....

oi mr step away from that weapon.....pleaseeeee

if he is taken down my life as i know it will be over....

no peace for me and it's the only peace i get ... jesus you'll be taking down pippin next

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm on it!

Wouldn't you rather watch Friggle and her fingery friends doing their little dance in the Muff Garden?"

Oooh is she logged in again? Which room she in? Canada again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow it's suddenly gone quiet in my living room woooo hooo

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

NO _nvictus, step away from the weapon.

Osama was killed weeks ago, the report that he was hiding in CITV was just bad intelligence.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"NO _nvictus, step away from the weapon.

Osama was killed weeks ago, the report that he was hiding in CITV was just bad intelligence."

...*sigh*... well as long as I don't have to watch it.

You do all know Mr Pontypine is a Nazi war criminal in hiding don't you?

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"NO _nvictus, step away from the weapon.

Osama was killed weeks ago, the report that he was hiding in CITV was just bad intelligence.

...*sigh*... well as long as I don't have to watch it.

You do all know Mr Pontypine is a Nazi war criminal in hiding don't you?

umm me thinks you protest to much Viccy.... you appear to have gathered a lot of intelligence about this night garden fellow.....

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

i did wonder with that dodgy tache.

Ok the hit on mr pontypine goes live in ten.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"NO _nvictus, step away from the weapon.

Osama was killed weeks ago, the report that he was hiding in CITV was just bad intelligence.

...*sigh*... well as long as I don't have to watch it.

You do all know Mr Pontypine is a Nazi war criminal in hiding don't you?

umm me thinks you protest to much Viccy.... you appear to have gathered a lot of intelligence about this night garden fellow.....

I was forced to watch it when my lad was younger... now I know all their sordid secrets I'm disgusted with them all.

Sod it, where's my rifle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can not believe i missed it!! arghhhh

*logs on to iplayer*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahh wendy that made ambers night she was fascinated... cheers!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I've just had to google it to see what the Night Garden was......

I'll be in therapy for years now!

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"ahh wendy that made ambers night she was fascinated... cheers!

no probs... but we know you REALLY mean it made YOURS

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I've just had to google it to see what the Night Garden was......

I'll be in therapy for years now!

How do you think I feel. Everyday of my life. I even speak like the narrator Derek Jacobi now.

Somebody help me... Oh dear! What a pip! Funky is having a 'breakdowny' day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ahh wendy that made ambers night she was fascinated... cheers!

no probs... but we know you REALLY mean it made YOURS

well yes only because little miss mardy bum was grumpy now she's happy

happy bubba = happy mummy

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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" I even speak like the narrator Derek Jacobi now.

In your head may be.... but I doubt DJ comes out with the filth you do!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

" I even speak like the narrator Derek Jacobi now.

In your head may be.... but I doubt DJ comes out with the filth you do!"

Babe that was between us! The forum isn't ready for 'Funky Filth™' yet. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt think Derek was a fast talking ant n dec sound a like???

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"didnt think Derek was a fast talking ant n dec sound a like???

I was fucking talking slow!!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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" I even speak like the narrator Derek Jacobi now.

In your head may be.... but I doubt DJ comes out with the filth you do!

Babe that was between us! The forum isn't ready for 'Funky Filth™' yet. xxx"

Or the Fonzie alter-ego.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"didnt think Derek was a fast talking ant n dec sound a like???

I was fucking talking slow!!!!

fuck off were you talking slow.. think i caught every 5rd word was that fast lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"didnt think Derek was a fast talking ant n dec sound a like???

I was fucking talking slow!!!!

fuck off were you talking slow.. think i caught every 5rd word was that fast lol"

He only talks fast whilst he's pulling the pole. Once the juice is loose he slows down again lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"didnt think Derek was a fast talking ant n dec sound a like???

I was fucking talking slow!!!!

fuck off were you talking slow.. think i caught every 5rd word was that fast lol

He only talks fast whilst he's pulling the pole. Once the juice is loose he slows down again lol"

Pole? I thought he liked blue chicks, not Poles?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"didnt think Derek was a fast talking ant n dec sound a like???

I was fucking talking slow!!!!

fuck off were you talking slow.. think i caught every 5rd word was that fast lol

He only talks fast whilst he's pulling the pole. Once the juice is loose he slows down again lol

Pole? I thought he liked blue chicks, not Poles?

They do have cold winters

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"didnt think Derek was a fast talking ant n dec sound a like???

I was fucking talking slow!!!!

fuck off were you talking slow.. think i caught every 5rd word was that fast lol

He only talks fast whilst he's pulling the pole. Once the juice is loose he slows down again lol"

You would know! xxx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"didnt think Derek was a fast talking ant n dec sound a like???

I was fucking talking slow!!!!

fuck off were you talking slow.. think i caught every 5rd word was that fast lol

He only talks fast whilst he's pulling the pole. Once the juice is loose he slows down again lol

You would know! xxx"

It’s quite a novelty to hold a willy with vocal speed control.... you should promote it on your profile.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"didnt think Derek was a fast talking ant n dec sound a like???

I was fucking talking slow!!!!

fuck off were you talking slow.. think i caught every 5rd word was that fast lol

He only talks fast whilst he's pulling the pole. Once the juice is loose he slows down again lol

Pole? I thought he liked blue chicks, not Poles?

oi, keep telling you viccyboi - keep me out of this!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"didnt think Derek was a fast talking ant n dec sound a like???

I was fucking talking slow!!!!

fuck off were you talking slow.. think i caught every 5rd word was that fast lol

He only talks fast whilst he's pulling the pole. Once the juice is loose he slows down again lol

You would know! xxx

It’s quite a novelty to hold a willy with vocal speed control.... you should promote it on your profile."

It freaked you out at first though, I wasn't sure if I should tell others about it.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"didnt think Derek was a fast talking ant n dec sound a like???

I was fucking talking slow!!!!

fuck off were you talking slow.. think i caught every 5rd word was that fast lol

He only talks fast whilst he's pulling the pole. Once the juice is loose he slows down again lol

You would know! xxx

It’s quite a novelty to hold a willy with vocal speed control.... you should promote it on your profile.

It freaked you out at first though, I wasn't sure if I should tell others about it."

Oh yes.... but make sure it's after you've creamed, so you're not talking too fast.

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