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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

What old sayings do you have. Apparently i say them all the while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamonds are a girls best friend

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By *omcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

always tell the truth ...there is less to remember

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"well, i'll go to the foot of our stairs" was used a lot round these parts, and possibly still is.

have never had the foggiest of what they are on about

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"All over the place like The Mad Woman's shit".

"I'll risk it for a Swisskit"

"Aaaah Condor".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one i use at work regular...

i am expected to do wonders and shit cucumbers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be a good Lair you have to have a good Memory....And mine is shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when someone asks whats for tea in our house its either "wim wams for ducks to waddle in" or "fried farts and snowballs"........yup, mad....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

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When asked whats for tea its usually bread and pullit followed by windmill pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was always 'shit with sugar on' for us as kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't fight wear a big hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i say jump ,jump on shovel not in till !!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

the two we use the most are .

theres more then one way to skin a cat.

I'll sleep when i'm dead..

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"When asked whats for tea its usually bread and pullit followed by windmill pudding

we have "IF ITS" in our house.. lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

He who laughs last laughs longest

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

cant sit here lollygaggling

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

He who is without sin, cast the first stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're gonna act like a twat - wear a silly hat

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Sling your hook.

Makes your piss turn purple.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Money is the root of all evil.

It would appear it still is.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

knob jockey

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

one for the ladies maybe,

if yer can't bite, don't growl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad as a box of frogs !

Like hobbyhorses shite !

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

nothing succeeds like a toothless budgie

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

long Eaton

dont let the b****ds grind you down

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

'If he had twice the brains he has now...he'd still be a halfwit'

'That geezers Radio Rental'

'Did you see that Nat King Cole?.....he's as black as yer hat!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Money is the root of all evil.

It would appear it still is."

The quote is

The love of money is the root of all evil

I wish people would get it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck a duck

whats kinky to some is normal to others and whats normal to some is kinky to others...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

a penny for your thoughts

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

"If things don't change they'll stay as they are"

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

if you want something doing right, do it yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What comes around goes around. Still wondering if its a footie thing

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

ill knock you into the middle of next week (my dad shouted that at me a lot as a kid), lol. xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

" Is that your own brain....or are you running it in for an idiot?"

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"It was always 'shit with sugar on' for us as kids."

lol used to get that or "grass with red sauce" was another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ill knock you into the middle of next week (my dad shouted that at me a lot as a kid), lol. xxxxxxxxxxxx"

Forki-nell your dad had discovered time travel! Wicked!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"It was always 'shit with sugar on' for us as kids.

lol used to get that or "grass with red sauce" was another one "

tsk,tsk outdoor dooging on yer monthlies

lol

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

"He's enough to make a cat laugh"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"ill knock you into the middle of next week (my dad shouted that at me a lot as a kid), lol. xxxxxxxxxxxx

Forki-nell your dad had discovered time travel! Wicked!

Kin-ell x 2, Viccy boi is sluts dad.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

shit on a stick or a kack sandwich

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

"Pick the lumps out of that Gunga Din"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the muts nuts

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

"That blokes as soft as jellied eels"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When asked whats for tea its usually bread and pullit followed by windmill pudding

we have "IF ITS" in our house.. lol "

same in ours, must be a plymouth thing

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

ill hit you that fast and from that many directions youll think youre surounded !

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

"She's got yo-yo knickers"

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

dont point your finger, youre not jerry springer!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

theres a village somewhere looking for you

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

"Somewhere there's a village missing it's idiot"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i'll show you mine if you show yours"

usually met with Ok then

"i'll kiss yours if you kiss mine"

usually met with No fucking chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i was young and got a smack from my mum she would say what you crying for .or shut up or you will get another one..could never work that one out

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

how can you be so ugly with only one head ? ? ?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Not a saying, but weren't our parents violent fuckers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a saying, but weren't our parents violent fuckers?"
yep

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

ill beat you within a inch of your life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you wont find it funny when i smack you

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

youll be laughing on the other side of your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont look at me in that tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's got tits or wheels it's going to cost yar !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont just stand there do some thing

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"who's got the remote?"

hang on a mo, i made that up.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

If it's got Tits or wheels, your going to have trouble with it!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

its better than a poke in the eye

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

It's no use crying, over spilt milk!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

suck it and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more than a mouth full is a wast

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

oi shit for brains!

about as much use as ....tits on a fish

...trapdoor in a canoe

stand still while i hit you

more chance of a blowjob off the pope

...of a shag off the queen

fucked if i know

who cares who wins as long as the money goes in the bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No good deed goes unpunished.

I was born in the morning: not this morning!

I wouldn't touch him with somebody else's barge pole!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

well, it's like this son

weren't our parents violent lying fuckers

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I would piss on a spark plug, if I thought it would help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad had loads. He used to say he wished I was twins so he could hate both of me. If I asked him where he was going he'd say daft, are you coming. Or there and back to see how far it is. If you saw the sea you'd want to pee in it

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

oh yeah, and this one

don't pick yer nose, yer head'll cave in

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

dont piss down my back and tell me its raining

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Stick your five eggs in!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

it's like trying to piss into the wind

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

As queer as a bottle of chips.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

monkey see, monkey do

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

bent as a nine bob note

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

hello uncle bob, nice to see you, again

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

My heart's bleeding purple piss.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"My heart's bleeding purple piss."

thats a laugh you dont have a heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worlds smallest violin

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"My heart's bleeding purple piss.

thats a laugh you dont have a heart"

Ooooohhhhhhhh.........

Me thinks I need to stalk you scarily for the next couple of weeks while Frock is off......

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"My heart's bleeding purple piss.

thats a laugh you dont have a heart

Ooooohhhhhhhh.........

Me thinks I need to stalk you scarily for the next couple of weeks while Frock is off......

I dont care i got back up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so you think I was born yesterday

you're not as green as you are cabbage lookin

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"My heart's bleeding purple piss.

thats a laugh you dont have a heart

Ooooohhhhhhhh.........

Me thinks I need to stalk you scarily for the next couple of weeks while Frock is off......

I dont care i got back up now

My Army is bigger than your Army

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"My heart's bleeding purple piss.

thats a laugh you dont have a heart

Ooooohhhhhhhh.........

Me thinks I need to stalk you scarily for the next couple of weeks while Frock is off......

I dont care i got back up now

My Army is bigger than your Army

Ive got air sea and rescue as well

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"My heart's bleeding purple piss.

thats a laugh you dont have a heart

Ooooohhhhhhhh.........

Me thinks I need to stalk you scarily for the next couple of weeks while Frock is off......

I dont care i got back up now

never knew you'd gone to bed, why didn't you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be there now in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want something to cry for?

When the kids ask where their mum is I tell them she's run off with the circus.

There'll be a bus along in a minute, be under it.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"My heart's bleeding purple piss.

thats a laugh you dont have a heart

Ooooohhhhhhhh.........

Me thinks I need to stalk you scarily for the next couple of weeks while Frock is off......

I dont care i got back up now

My Army is bigger than your Army

Ive got air sea and rescue as well

I'll see your Air sea and rescue with my RAF and Navy!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

pick a window, youre leaving

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

he/she is having mad half hour .... mine normally lasts longer than half an hour

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I have spent all my money on Women and beer!

The rest, I have just wasted!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

my faves from my mum.

" dont come running to me when you break your leg"

and " if your not careful , you could be sold to the white slavers"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

You copped a spur there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks but no thanks" - I use it several times a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's many a true word spoken in just.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jest even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot a people dying who never used to" is a saying my nan used ta use when looking through the obituaries in the paper lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my Nan:

Show me your friends and I'll tell you what kind of man you are.

Manners maketh the man.

She's got legs like a Mullingar Heifer.

Gone to hell in a handcart.

From my Dad;

If I don't see you through the week I'll see you through the window.

Going to see a man about a dog.

Fair to middlin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love the sayings that my mum and her cronies used to say when gossiping about other women in the village. I was only little so they didnt think I was listening but Id hear things like,

ooo yeah, shes got a fancy man - its Bill over the road

That Irene, shes a woman of the night

I heard her in the shop asking for a loaf of bread on the never never

I loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel the need to slap myself silly.... saying it more and more lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

fuck you and your wee dug

away and bile (boil) yer heid (head)

**translation provided for _etillante

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

fecking Oxygen thief

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