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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

Ive just had a 12 yr old policeman in my house ...he can't possibly have been old enough to be driving the squad car he arrived in !!!

sigh

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

He was clearly related to the 12 year old Optician I saw yesterday!

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"He was clearly related to the 12 year old Optician I saw yesterday! "

hahaha...and they say youth unemployment is a problem !

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

and the 10 year old i saw pushing a baby into the docs last week... they then called her mrs **** so she was old enough to be married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He was clearly related to the 12 year old Optician I saw yesterday!

hahaha...and they say youth unemployment is a problem !

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With 12 year olds clearly not! Only really a problem for the almost middle aged 16-24 year olds....

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

My (then)11 yo's teacher wore school uniform for the last day of term 2 years ago (the kids dressed up as teachers) - and he didn't look out of place! It was a primary school, too.... I then discovered that he's been alive for less years than I've been with my husband - how old did that make me feel!! (I was 39 at the time, but it made me feel at leat 10 years older) It's just not right!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go shopping and the new fashion is something you already had in your wardrobe (from last time)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

when you have no interest in cheryl whatsherface being sacked, or even whom she is

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

...the couple you just met have a combined age equal to yours.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

O M G i am shouting at the tv again.

nurse.. its time for my medication..

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"He was clearly related to the 12 year old Optician I saw yesterday!

hahaha...and they say youth unemployment is a problem !

With 12 year olds clearly not! Only really a problem for the almost middle aged 16-24 year olds...."

unfortunately thats so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u know ur old when

Watchin corrie and u think .. that a nice shirt Ken is wearing ... Open neck too Hmm .. and the jumper round the shoulders .. good idea keep the chill out ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He was clearly related to the 12 year old Optician I saw yesterday! "

...and the 12 year old fireman that jus came to put out the microwave fire in our office!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did i say somrthing just then ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i cant remember

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Im finding this thread very distressing.... im very lacking in men in uniform around here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He was clearly related to the 12 year old Optician I saw yesterday!

...and the 12 year old fireman that jus came to put out the microwave fire in our office! "

And the 12 year old new GP at the doctors sugery 2 weeks ago !!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You click on a thread link with something hilarious to say and in the ensuing 0.4 of a second you forget it

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"You click on a thread link with something hilarious to say and in the ensuing 0.4 of a second you forget it "

Don't worry mate, I jumped to an alternate time stream and saw what you were going to put.

Your best one liner yet mate, bloody hilarious!! Well done.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"You click on a thread link with something hilarious to say and in the ensuing 0.4 of a second you forget it

Don't worry mate, I jumped to an alternate time stream and saw what you were going to put.

Your best one liner yet mate, bloody hilarious!! Well done. "

Just carried out a meta search on it through all time lines. If it's the one I think you mean, fucking hilarious!!!

Small hat shaped finch indeed! hahahahahha

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"You click on a thread link with something hilarious to say and in the ensuing 0.4 of a second you forget it

Don't worry mate, I jumped to an alternate time stream and saw what you were going to put.

Your best one liner yet mate, bloody hilarious!! Well done.

Just carried out a meta search on it through all time lines. If it's the one I think you mean, fucking hilarious!!!

Small hat shaped finch indeed! hahahahahha "

Mmmm, maybe it was funnier on the other time stream...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"You click on a thread link with something hilarious to say and in the ensuing 0.4 of a second you forget it

Don't worry mate, I jumped to an alternate time stream and saw what you were going to put.

Your best one liner yet mate, bloody hilarious!! Well done.

Just carried out a meta search on it through all time lines. If it's the one I think you mean, fucking hilarious!!!

Small hat shaped finch indeed! hahahahahha

Mmmm, maybe it was funnier on the other time stream... "

I wouldn't dare repeat the actual full joke. I believe there is a super injunction out on it in this stream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im finding this thread very distressing.... im very lacking in men in uniform around here! "

Rather sad really, all us "high flying" middle aged women, loitering in the foyer, gawping at men in uniform. Some of them weren't even that hot, some you wanted to warn them to be careful of the fire they looked so young: didn't matter, they were firemen...in uniform...we're sad!

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

when you reread a favourite book, but need your glasses to read it, which you did not used to need

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Im finding this thread very distressing.... im very lacking in men in uniform around here! "

Come to work with me.

By the time all you've seen is soldiers, RAF pilots and Naval men for a week...... you go right off them.

**OOOhhhhhh, I'm getting old**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are eyeing up the new male temp in the office and find out he's younger than your eldest grandson x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will not start a fire, will not start a fire.... hehe

now am off, to buy a bbq, near the washing line, curtains hanging out,

No it was an accident I promise hehe.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

When you can't remember where you parked your car at Tesco's

Express, that is.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When you are in a bar and a guy comes up and tries to chat you up. You ask how old are you and he replies I am 19....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

you know when youre too old when someone on this site asks for a pic, you send one then they block you. thinking we are too old or just plain ugly now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You become more annopyingly audible- you just HAVE to sigh and groan when you lift something heavier than a napkin or wake yoursel up by grunting when you've fallen asleep in front of the telly at 8pm. - when the new top you've bought is worn by Dot on Eastenders (not me yet lol)

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