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Have you got a talent??

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

while I am sat at home bored knickerless I am watching Britain got talent...

Do any of you have a talent??

mine is touching my nose with my tounge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"while I am sat at home bored knickerless I am watching Britain got talent...

Do any of you have a talent??

mine is touching my nose with my tounge... "

Assuming proximity... I could touch your nose with my tongue...

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

putting my foot in it..

ohh and i am told i have a talent for BJs.

but not sure i can get on BGT with it..

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By *ommyandbrengunnCouple
over a year ago

sin city

I can fart in stereo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fart in stereo "

Err.... Unless you got two rectal orifii... Ya music stinks...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

i can sing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i can sing lol "

Fancy a bit of contrapuntal harmony....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I can identify all 42 native British coccinellids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fart in stereo

Err.... Unless you got two rectal orifii... Ya music stinks... "

'praps he can throw his "voice"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can identify all 42 native British coccinellids. "

Err.... Theres only 41....

{The 42nd wont be found till 2235....}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a proven talent for consistently selecting 6 numbers which have never matched more than 3 of any jackpot winning combination on the national lottery,,,,

Hey,,,,Its a talent of sorts

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"while I am sat at home bored knickerless I am watching Britain got talent...

Do any of you have a talent??

mine is touching my nose with my tounge... "

I can pick my nose with my tongue.

It's obviously not a talent I usually profess to ....... but I'm on my second bottle of plonk so I don't give a shite!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mine are all "hidden" talents

I can right quicker mirror writing than i can normal writing

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"while I am sat at home bored knickerless I am watching Britain got talent...

Do any of you have a talent??

mine is touching my nose with my tounge...

I can pick my nose with my tongue.

It's obviously not a talent I usually profess to ....... but I'm on my second bottle of plonk so I don't give a shite! "

lmao actually have spat vodka on keyboard ..ffs now all sticky

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"I can identify all 42 native British coccinellids. "

0h i have lots of ladybirds in the garden

Mercedes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ..ffs now all sticky

"

And I bet you have never said that before

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"while I am sat at home bored knickerless I am watching Britain got talent...

Do any of you have a talent??

mine is touching my nose with my tounge... "

I tie a mean rope dress or corset

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


" ..ffs now all sticky

And I bet you have never said that before "

There really is no sober answer to that!

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Giving women oral sex lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the piano, guitar and violin...well I could once, it's been a while since I've played them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing the first four lines of 'How Much Is That Doggy In The Window' backwards, ie in reverse word order.

Don't ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm ,,,,,,I was just thinking ,,,,, does the ability to orally unfurl a condom over an erect penis whilst simultaneously applying lube to your own hoop constitute having a talent…. Hey, I was only wondering,,,, jeezzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can sing the first four lines of 'How Much Is That Doggy In The Window' backwards, ie in reverse word order.

Don't ask. "

Man... now that IS talent...

Someone who can do four lines and doggy style... and backwards... And in a window...

Kudos Herr Vishmeister...

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