FabSwingers.com forum: I want to write a message.....

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I'm bored, so decided to go trawling for a single man for tomorrow (or maybe tonight) but realised I have NO idea what to write in a message.

Trouble is, left to my own personality and the fact that I'm in a pissy mood cus I've got nothing to do, I'm unlikely to write anything decent.

Help me people...................... before I just become a single man and write "wanna fuck"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that might just work

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I like ur profile, would you like to chat...my fannys soaking for some cock...are U up to it"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if a single man got a "wanna fuck" message he wouldn't be offended

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

You lot are mad.

Trouble is, (and those that really do know me will verify this) I'm quite shy...... being a gobby cow is just a cover (it is.....tis true)

I also have the confidence of a brick and automatically think that I'm too fat/old or common for most people (this is not a pity thread, just stating a fact) and I decided that it was time to write a decent message and not just sit back and wait for others to come to me/us.

Seriously, without sounding like a whore on heat, WTF do I write?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quite a challenge but if it were me think I would go for an easy start...

.... read and liked your profile, take a look at mine and get in touch if you are interested in some fun tonight/this weekend .............

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pick someone you like & send a wink. I'm sure they'll respond, & go from there

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just write an honest message

Introduce yourself, say a little about who you are, likes and dislikes

I wouldn't worry what people think about you - feel happy in who you are. If you dont get a reply or a polite no thanks don't worry

Or could try a club?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"quite a challenge but if it were me think I would go for an easy start...

.... read and liked your profile, take a look at mine and get in touch if you are interested in some fun tonight/this weekend .............

Do I have permission to cut and paste that?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about *get yer arse over here and get yer kit off* or is that too forward

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say that you could write a message asking for a fuck and get a positive response. However, you are not guaranteed to not get a time waster. Why not jump into a chat room and find a local bloke. Wales room has a lot of proper people, many of whom can meet at the drop of a hat......

Good luck

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about *get yer arse over here and get yer kit off* or is that too forward

Have you been peeking in my outbox?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quite a challenge but if it were me think I would go for an easy start...

.... read and liked your profile, take a look at mine and get in touch if you are interested in some fun tonight/this weekend .............

Do I have permission to cut and paste that?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quite a challenge but if it were me think I would go for an easy start...

.... read and liked your profile, take a look at mine and get in touch if you are interested in some fun tonight/this weekend .............

"
..... You forgot the last part PS. no fuckin timewasters

* creEps roUnd grAveyaRd * -|-

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Just write an honest message

Introduce yourself, say a little about who you are, likes and dislikes

I wouldn't worry what people think about you - feel happy in who you are. If you dont get a reply or a polite no thanks don't worry

Or could try a club?

Here's the dilema...

I've been swinging 12 years and I run the Pussy Posse parties at Chameleons.

I don't get approached very often because I'm normally running around like a twat and because I have zero body language skills. Hubby is always telling me that men are looking at me but being my usual dopey self, I never see it and miss loads of chances, so decided to take the bull by the horns and actually do something.......

Regulars on here will probably be pissing themselves laughing at this but it's true........I'm bloody useless.

Hence the quandry...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go window shopping and wink the ones you like and if they wink back take it from there. Happy winking.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about *get yer arse over here and get yer kit off* or is that too forward

Have you been peeking in my outbox?

"
No thats what you always put

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's the dilema...

I've been swinging 12 years and I run the Pussy Posse parties at Chameleons.

Regulars on here will probably be pissing themselves laughing at this but it's true........I'm bloody useless.

Hence the quandry...

If you are that bored how about phoning ya bloody sister

The real you is emerging I see

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Just be yourself. I would write a little bit about yourselves not too much though. I would also write about what you found interesting or liked about the persons profile. It shows why you emailed them in particular and you did read the profile. Maybe even say in your first email you can be a bit shy until you get to know somebody. Lots of people are shy. It's no biggie being shy.

If that dones't work just send an email that says "Hi want to meet?" and enclose 1 photo that is a close up of your pussy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Just pick someone you like & send a wink. I'm sure they'll respond, & go from there"

pick me! me me me me pick me!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"You lot are mad.

Trouble is, (and those that really do know me will verify this) I'm quite shy...... being a gobby cow is just a cover (it is.....tis true)

Seriously, without sounding like a whore on heat, WTF do I write?"

Nobody is going is ever going to be liked or wanted by everybody.

Think of it this way. You never get rejected you just find out if the other person has taste or not.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Well start it 'Hello Invictus...' and just go from there.

I would say try winks first then see what happens, if I get a wink I always send a message and face pic, I suspect a lot of blokes would do the same (okay, maybe more likely to be a cock pic, but hey..,)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

how about..

Firstly , i never do this.but

U are the so sexy.

Can you come over later?

Keep in mind i only play safe.

Must bring choc and champers

Expect a very late night.

No is not an exceptable answer,

Off course i want to see your face pic.

Well, maybe you can show me your cock too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a think about how you like messages to be written. If you get a message that says, "You're hot. Fuck me", do you enjoy it as much as 3 or 4 well thought out paragraphs, that reflect personality are informative and excite the reader? Most women I've mailed prefer this. If I had simply mailed, "Wanna shag?" I imagine I wouldn't have had such a positive response.

Writing comes easy, all you have to do is be honest, simply let your imagination run riot and say whats on your mind. And overall you have to get into the mindset of enjoying what you're writing. If you have imagination and enjoy thinking about sinful little things that turn you on (and who doesn't) then you will enjoy sending details of this to others. It's an intimate, pleasurable act.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As time is ticking by id go for the "hey sexy fancy some fun" .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

How about this..

Hi,

I am a extremly bored woman looking for some cock for this one time offer..

Please send me details of what makes you the most unqine single man on fab..

The lucky winner will win a mind blowing session of pure filth and sex.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"How about this..

Hi,

I am a extremly bored woman looking for some cock for this one time offer..

Please send me details of what makes you the most unqine single man on fab..

The lucky winner will win a mind blowing session of pure filth and sex.

I like you!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about this..

Hi,

I am a extremly bored woman looking for some cock for this one time offer..

Please send me details of what makes you the most unqine single man on fab..

The lucky winner will win a mind blowing session of pure filth and sex.

I like you!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what Madchick said lol lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about -

"gobby cow needs mouth filled"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

How about

"I'm bored, so decided to go trawling for a single man for tomorrow (or maybe tonight)".

Succinct and honest! I'm sure you'll get replies!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you pulled yet???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"How about this..

Hi,

I am a extremly bored woman looking for some cock for this one time offer..

Please send me details of what makes you the most unqine single man on fab..

The lucky winner will win a mind blowing session of pure filth and sex.

I like you!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what Madchick said

lol lol

I can't spell lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"How about -

"gobby cow needs mouth filled"

Oi you........ I knows where you live remember!

**and how you can say I'm a gobby cow, I've heard you in action. I'm taking ear plugs next time **

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Have you pulled yet???"

Just spent an hour on the phone to my honourary sister, so my brain has turned to mush!

**Sorry Debs**

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about

"I'm bored, so decided to go trawling for a single man for tomorrow (or maybe tonight)".

Succinct and honest! I'm sure you'll get replies!"

make sure you use the right net or you'll just get tiddlers.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Have you pulled yet???

Just spent an hour on the phone to my honourary sister, so my brain has turned to mush!

**Sorry Debs**

that's kind of you.

You could start your letter :

Hi Mushroom, i hear that you're a discerning ****** and wondered if you are free this evening for some fun?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I would have thought that after posting this thread, Madchick will have had loads of offers, so can save herself the trouble of writing!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about -

"gobby cow needs mouth filled"

Oi you........ I knows where you live remember!

**and how you can say I'm a gobby cow, I've heard you in action. I'm taking ear plugs next time **

Thats not me, I'm so quiet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I would have thought that after posting this thread, Madchick will have had loads of offers, so can save herself the trouble of writing!"

yep.......picked one, wanted an instant meet NOW (when I'd suggested tomorrow) and then logged off , 2 who work for me and one 200 miles away.

I need to sort out a message and put a code word in it!!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod it just go the pub lol few beers in beer garden

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Sod it just go the pub lol few beers in beer garden"

I opened a bottle of vino and I'm slowly getting ratfaced

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice one honey can always get the toys out to play too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just be your self shy can be seductive xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

this was one of my best from a cpl you free now said yes next pm sent there post code be there youve pulled what more do you have to say one night i will not forget

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"how about..

Firstly , i never do this.but

U are the so sexy.

Can you come over later?

Keep in mind i only play safe.

Must bring choc and champers

Expect a very late night.

No is not an exceptable answer,

Off course i want to see your face pic.

Well, maybe you can show me your cock too.

Can we change the 'chocolates' (cus I'm allergic) to Jimmy Choo's?

Or is that pushing it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"how about..

Firstly , i never do this.but

U are the so sexy.

Can you come over later?

Keep in mind i only play safe.

Must bring choc and champers

Expect a very late night.

No is not an exceptable answer,

Off course i want to see your face pic.

Well, maybe you can show me your cock too.

Can we change the 'chocolates' (cus I'm allergic) to Jimmy Choo's?

Or is that pushing it?

lol you never know till you ask

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"how about..

Firstly , i never do this.but

U are the so sexy.

Can you come over later?

Keep in mind i only play safe.

Must bring choc and champers

Expect a very late night.

No is not an exceptable answer,

Off course i want to see your face pic.

Well, maybe you can show me your cock too.

Can we change the 'chocolates' (cus I'm allergic) to Jimmy Choo's?

Or is that pushing it?

lol you never know till you ask

Ok...... hows abou this for a message.

"Academic muppet seeks rich plaything for session of no-holes-barred filthy sex.

You've got a nice arse so I thought I'd pick you...... the fact that you live in Derby can be over looked if you bring handbag or shoes.

I expect oral, but you get bugger all in return but if you're good, I'll forgo the spanking your pert arse deserves and leave the riding crop in its box.

This is a never to be repeated (unless you get to the Beach Party) offer. Condoms supplied.

If you say no, I will tell everyone on FAB that you have an incredibly small willy and couldn't get it up!

Now text me your address you bastard and I'll be round in a bit"

**I did tell you all I wasn't much good at this**

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"how about..

Firstly , i never do this.but

U are the so sexy.

Can you come over later?

Keep in mind i only play safe.

Must bring choc and champers

Expect a very late night.

No is not an exceptable answer,

Off course i want to see your face pic.

Well, maybe you can show me your cock too.

Can we change the 'chocolates' (cus I'm allergic) to Jimmy Choo's?

Or is that pushing it?

lol you never know till you ask

Ok...... hows abou this for a message.

"Academic muppet seeks rich plaything for session of no-holes-barred filthy sex.

You've got a nice arse so I thought I'd pick you...... the fact that you live in Derby can be over looked if you bring handbag or shoes.

I expect oral, but you get bugger all in return but if you're good, I'll forgo the spanking your pert arse deserves and leave the riding crop in its box.

This is a never to be repeated (unless you get to the Beach Party) offer. Condoms supplied.

If you say no, I will tell everyone on FAB that you have an incredibly small willy and couldn't get it up!

Now text me your address you bastard and I'll be round in a bit"

**I did tell you all I wasn't much good at this**

lmao love it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well there is no point in me contributing. Ive still only sent one message regards a meet in 11 years. I just cant do it, have no logical explanation as to why.

But your message could go something like

Im an intelligent, articulate lady(I say that loosely). Looking for a one off meet. I came across your profile and i was interested. If you are available tomorrow and interested please get back to me.

Right im going to cut and paste that message and send it to all the guys

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Well there is no point in me contributing. Ive still only sent one message regards a meet in 11 years. I just cant do it, have no logical explanation as to why.

But your message could go something like

Right im going to cut and paste that message and send it to all the guys"

Who screwed your sensible head on tonight woman?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Well there is no point in me contributing. Ive still only sent one message regards a meet in 11 years. I just cant do it, have no logical explanation as to why.

But your message could go something like

Right im going to cut and paste that message and send it to all the guys

Who screwed your sensible head on tonight woman?

I dont know, but its worrying. Thats twice this month ive said something sensible.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How about this

Milf soon to become a gilf wants fucking quick before im too busy with knitting pins

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Well there is no point in me contributing. Ive still only sent one message regards a meet in 11 years. I just cant do it, have no logical explanation as to why.

But your message could go something like

Right im going to cut and paste that message and send it to all the guys

Who screwed your sensible head on tonight woman?

I dont know, but its worrying. Thats twice this month ive said something sensible.

Right, I've sent that to 3 guys.

If they all say yes........ I'm in trouble.

If they all say no........ It's your fault.

If they all turn out to be total planks..... its still your fault

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's that word again *articulate* how articulate to you need to be to rip each others clothes off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"I'm bored, so decided to go trawling for a single man for tomorrow (or maybe tonight) but realised I have NO idea what to write in a message.

Trouble is, left to my own personality and the fact that I'm in a pissy mood cus I've got nothing to do, I'm unlikely to write anything decent.

Help me people...................... before I just become a single man and write "wanna fuck"

Never had one of those in the couple of years I've been on here. It may just work……………

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"There's that word again *articulate* how articulate to you need to be to rip each others clothes off

Well it does help to be able to say 'hello' rather than ifdsjfsdjkfdsjk

which is about what I'd come up with at the moment.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's that word again *articulate* how articulate to you need to be to rip each others clothes off

Well it does help to be able to say 'hello' rather than ifdsjfsdjkfdsjk

which is about what I'd come up with at the moment.

"
that will be the voddy talkin then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"There's that word again *articulate* how articulate to you need to be to rip each others clothes off

Well it does help to be able to say 'hello' rather than ifdsjfsdjkfdsjk

which is about what I'd come up with at the moment.

that will be the voddy talkin then

Wine darling....

I'm cultured ya know!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"How about this

Milf soon to become a gilf wants fucking quick before im too busy with knitting pins

I hate you sometimes .........

3 out of 3 replied!

3 out of 3 want to meet.

Tomorrow and next weekend sorted!

All hail Queen Diamond of the Pussy Posse

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about this

Milf soon to become a gilf wants fucking quick before im too busy with knitting pins

I hate you sometimes .........

3 out of 3 replied!

3 out of 3 want to meet.

Tomorrow and next weekend sorted!

All hail Queen Diamond of the Pussy Posse

"
But are they *articulate*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How about this

Milf soon to become a gilf wants fucking quick before im too busy with knitting pins

I hate you sometimes .........

3 out of 3 replied!

3 out of 3 want to meet.

Tomorrow and next weekend sorted!

All hail Queen Diamond of the Pussy Posse

Bloody hell, thats brilliant. I will definetly have to use that line when i finally decide to make first contact.

I shall be your personal secretary now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Bloody hell, thats brilliant. I will definetly have to use that line when i finally decide to make first contact.

I shall be your personal secretary now"

You don't want that job love.

You don't know what I get my secretary's to do when I'm in an evil mood......

They are both men..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quite a challenge but if it were me think I would go for an easy start...

.... read and liked your profile, take a look at mine and get in touch if you are interested in some fun tonight/this weekend .............

Have you been going through my sent messages

sounds just like one of mine.

To the OP , dont bother they dont work

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"how about..

Firstly , i never do this.but

U are the so sexy.

Can you come over later?

Keep in mind i only play safe.

Must bring choc and champers

Expect a very late night.

No is not an exceptable answer,

Off course i want to see your face pic.

Well, maybe you can show me your cock too.

Can we change the 'chocolates' (cus I'm allergic) to Jimmy Choo's?

Or is that pushing it?

lol you never know till you ask

Ok...... hows abou this for a message.

"Academic muppet seeks rich plaything for session of no-holes-barred filthy sex.

You've got a nice arse so I thought I'd pick you...... the fact that you live in Derby can be over looked if you bring handbag or shoes.

I expect oral, but you get bugger all in return but if you're good, I'll forgo the spanking your pert

arse deserves and leave the riding crop in its box.

This is a never to be repeated (unless you get to the Beach Party) offer. Condoms supplied.

If you say no, I will tell everyone on FAB that you have an incredibly small willy and couldn't get it up!

Now text me your address you bastard and I'll be

round in a bit"

**I did tell you all I wasn't much good at this**

He lives in Derby?

Maybe I know him.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread