FabSwingers.com forum: Too complicated.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you ladies ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?!!!

I'm straight forward me

If I wanna do something... I do it

If I don't wanna do something... I won't

What's confusing about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because no mind whether you do it or not there's the potential for the question no man wants to hear

"do you think my bum looks big in this?"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Women are not complicated.... its you men that complicates things... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight forward one here too, just do things my way and everyone will be happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you ladies ........

Errr.... Is there something you are trying to tell us Gold...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Exactly what the title reads .I know I am not the only man that thinks this .

Their rules or no rules

and then they make up new ones as they go along

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

i am gonna make it simple for you...

The Women's Rules

1.The female always makes the rules

2.The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3.No male can possibly know all the rules.

4.If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

5.The female is never wrong.

6.If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.

7.The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

8.The female may change her mind at any time.

9.The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

10.The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11.The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12.The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

13.The male is expected to mind read at all times.

14.Any attempt to document the rules by a man could result in bodily harm.

15.If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.

16.The female is ready when she is ready.

17.The male must be ready at all time.

18.The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

would you like to add any more , I cuold tell you want too

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Women are not complicated.... its you men that complicates things... lol

Couldn't agree more

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

lol you asked for it

19. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

20. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

21. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

22. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

23. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put the mall there.

24. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.

25. Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

26. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

27. Never sleep with a man who's named his penis.

28. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway.

29. A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.

30. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

31. Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

32. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

33. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

34. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

35. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

36. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

37. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually "Oh all right, I'll stay the night."

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

I think they are just not wired up the same?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" lol you asked for it

19. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

20. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

21. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

22. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

23. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put the mall there.

24. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.

25. Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

26. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

27. Never sleep with a man who's named his penis.

28. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway.

29. A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.

30. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

31. Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

32. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

33. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

34. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

35. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

36. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

37. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually "Oh all right, I'll stay the night."

Ok , ok enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there something you dont understand about the rules there very simple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes I can tell

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"would you like to add any more , I cuold tell you want too

Give the man a ball gag. doh! what were you thinking? Ruined my weekend now you have.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Only got one rule here, if they dont like things done my way they can leave at any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only got one rule here, if they dont like things done my way they can leave at any time"

Typical bloody woman xx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Only got one rule here, if they dont like things done my way they can leave at any time

Typical bloody woman xx

Always do as ya told Soapy....... all women are better than you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you like to add any more , I cuold tell you want too

of all these no13 is THE most useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" lol you asked for it

19. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

20. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

21. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

22. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

23. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put the mall there.

24. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.

25. Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

26. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

27. Never sleep with a man who's named his penis.

28. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway.

29. A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.

30. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

31. Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

32. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

33. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

34. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

35. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

36. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

37. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually "Oh all right, I'll stay the night."

Ok , ok enough

how very thoughtful - a shopping mall on the moon. niiiiiice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understand nuclear physics & mastered brain surgery

Now something really difficult....to understand the female of the species

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" lol you asked for it

19. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

20. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

21. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

22. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

23. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put the mall there.

24. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.

25. Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

26. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

27. Never sleep with a man who's named his penis.

28. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway.

29. A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.

30. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

31. Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

32. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

33. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

34. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

35. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

36. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

37. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually "Oh all right, I'll stay the night."

Ok , ok enough

how very thoughtful - a shopping mall on the moon. niiiiiice

Number 26 - neither can most men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

26. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

Number 26 - neither can most men

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

26. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

Number 26 - neither can most men

I resemble that remark....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

26. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

Number 26 - neither can most men

Its number 4 and 5 that I find very confusing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

26. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

Number 26 - neither can most men

I resemble that remark....

You tight arse

, I would insist on buying the lady a drink .

As for the dancing , I am not so sure on that one lol

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Maybe women are not too complicated... it could be that men are too simple

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

"Maybe women are not too complicated... it could be that men are too simple

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im thinking life is complicated...and we make it hard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe women are not too complicated... it could be that men are too simple

Explain yourself ?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

dont try to understand,

just be happy they shag.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Maybe women are not too complicated... it could be that men are too simple

Explain yourself ?

I think the O.P. means that us guys prefer to do things the simple way, rather than complicate them?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Rule 42 is the worst.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Women are not complicated.

Men are stupid.

They is all Doris's and deserve tohave rocks thrown at them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I borrow your tinfoil hat please Vicciboy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep men are from mars and women are from venus, not forgetting Invictus's dual Terran/Pluto interplanetary status.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rule 42 is the worst. "

Your making this up

I would hate to think what it is after the 37 we already have on this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So how many men actually follow these rules.

Before the new ones are posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how many men actually follow these rules.

Before the new ones are posted

me ol mam gave me some good advice. Question authority and, if you have to, just say yes and then do exactly as you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yep men are from mars and women are from venus, not forgetting Invictus's dual Terran/Pluto interplanetary status.

serves him right he keeps putting it in worm holes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

26. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

Number 26 - neither can most men

Its number 4 and 5 that I find very confusing

what's to be confused about they are just one, more, or less.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Life's too short to dance with ugly men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

26. The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks.

Number 26 - neither can most men

Its number 4 and 5 that I find very confusing

what's to be confused about they are just one, more, or less."

Added together they become a 9 , turn it upside down and it becomes a 6

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Life's too short to dance with ugly men"

This is a lighthearted thread , lets not get personal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the key to a happy relationship tho, surely, is to let the man at least think that he sets the rules!?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"the key to a happy relationship tho, surely, is to let the man at least think that he sets the rules!?"

Oh of course hubby sets all the rules and makes all the decisions.... he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the key to a happy relationship tho, surely, is to let the man at least think that he sets the rules!?"

Nope, it's far simpler than that: find someone you don't like and buy her a house.

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