FabSwingers.com forum: MATALAN AND SINGLE MALES

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

My inbox is full of single male messages but every single one of them is wearing Matalan black boxer shorts that are nearly down to their kneecaps!!

Are Shatalan doing a swinger special for single men to shift some of these dodgy items of underwear?

Or are all the single men on here so chuffing tight that they think Shatalan is the new Calvin Klein?

**and by the way, all the men are are so skinny I've seen more meat on a twiglet and they are all so fecking pale that they look like they've been in solitary confinement for the past 5 years**!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao Matalan are rubbish wouldn't be seen in there LOL .The clothes never fit properly if you look at guy that wears them they look real cheap aswell in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never mind the matalan shorts. dont cha think a skinny guy wears his cock well. they always seem enormous on a skinny guy. i know some guy off this site (NOT MET HIM) but he has a whopper and can even suck it himself. when naked he really does look like a human tripod....doris's u would be jealous and possey...treat me right and i will give you his user name for the right price. just think no need to give him a blow job coz he does it himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont care wot they wear, they're never in em that long anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should mention unless its Y fronts..noooooooo way its never gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao I can do it too pussy plus ah never mind other thing it'll getya going LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lmfao I can do it too pussy plus ah never mind other thing it'll getya going LOL

promises promises hun...bet i get to yours and yeah get your colouring books out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only once I've finished cabbaging your minge LOL .Heres me thinking oh ya opening up to me aswell

hope ya not got iPhone sat nah like notts LOL bet thats what there late excuse will be lmao stupid sat nav took us elsewhere LOL hahaha ! Try Reading info again notts folks LOL .Simples

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I should mention unless its Y fronts..noooooooo way its never gonna happen "

Y-Fronts.........!

The scourge of the swinging world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only once I've finished cabbaging your minge LOL .Heres me thinking oh ya opening up to me aswell

hope ya not got iPhone sat nah like notts LOL bet thats what there late excuse will be lmao stupid sat nav took us elsewhere LOL hahaha ! Try Reading info again notts folks LOL .Simples

cabbaging my minge...how gross....

cabbage makes me fart

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"only once I've finished cabbaging your minge LOL .Heres me thinking oh ya opening up to me aswell

hope ya not got iPhone sat nah like notts LOL bet thats what there late excuse will be lmao stupid sat nav took us elsewhere LOL hahaha ! Try Reading info again notts folks LOL .Simples

cabbaging my minge...how gross....

cabbage makes me fart"

He lives in Scotland.

It's obviously slang for 'kiss passionately' or some such tripe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only once I've finished cabbaging your minge LOL .Heres me thinking oh ya opening up to me aswell

hope ya not got iPhone sat nah like notts LOL bet thats what there late excuse will be lmao stupid sat nav took us elsewhere LOL hahaha ! Try Reading info again notts folks LOL .Simples

cabbaging my minge...how gross....

cabbage makes me fart

He lives in Scotland.

It's obviously slang for 'kiss passionately' or some such tripe!"

so when i go on a meet in future and ask them to cabbage me minge...do yer reckon it will go down well. or they will go down well??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you would have brill time pussy and mad chick ya not got a clue what your talking about dear .Though pussy yes just ask s1 to cabbage ya LOL sure you'll love it dear

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

My everyday skids come from Primark - but i have assorted nice pulling pants for weekend and meets.

Not that it really makes any odds as i only wear them on me head anyway (see profile piccy if ya dont beleive me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a Mattalan then?? None of that baggy stuff here...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Whats a Mattalan then?? None of that baggy stuff here...

Matalan= new name for baggy boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a Mattalan then?? None of that baggy stuff here...

Matalan= new name for baggy boxers

Ahhh Like Calvins... but Bigger, too big... Got ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats a Mattalan then?? None of that baggy stuff here...

Matalan= new name for baggy boxers

Ahhh Like Calvins... but Bigger, too big... Got ya.

i prefer no undies at all, but am just a female perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is full of single male messages but every single one of them is wearing Matalan black boxer shorts that are nearly down to their kneecaps!!

Are Shatalan doing a swinger special for single men to shift some of these dodgy items of underwear?

Or are all the single men on here so chuffing tight that they think Shatalan is the new Calvin Klein?

**and by the way, all the men are are so skinny I've seen more meat on a twiglet and they are all so fecking pale that they look like they've been in solitary confinement for the past 5 years**!"

Found this post under a rock if you bothered about Matalan wait till tomorrow pmsl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl"

But are they clean... (Klien)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

Mmmm stick to poetry you better at that only just but better xx

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over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

lol not now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

lol not now

Dirty bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

lol not now

Dirty bugger

or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl

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over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

lol not now

Dirty bugger

or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl

Who?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

lol not now

Dirty bugger

or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl

Who?????

Who do you bloody think me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

lol not now

Dirty bugger

or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl

Who?????

Who do you bloody think me lol xx

Not with those fookin arms lol.. No way pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx"

Yep im the wise one pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx"

fancy being the dolly bird we always end up chasing then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx

Yep im the wise one pmsl xx"

Lol or is it more 'cum' and wise or cannon for balls lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx

Yep im the wise one pmsl xx"

Obviously... as I have morcum lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx

fancy being the dolly bird we always end up chasing then??

Chase me chase me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx

Yep im the wise one pmsl xx

Obviously... as I have morcum lol...

Hey great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx

Yep im the wise one pmsl xx

Obviously... as I have morcum lol...

Hey great minds

bend over... lets discuss at more length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

lol not now

Dirty bugger

or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl

Who?????

No offence but it aint you unless mrs notts isnt busy ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx

Yep im the wise one pmsl xx

Obviously... as I have morcum lol...

Hey great minds

bend over... lets discuss at more length

Yes lets discuss ur length oops sorry misread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

lol not now

Dirty bugger

or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl

Who?????

No offence but it aint you unless mrs notts isnt busy ? lol

You been for a Kebab??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

lol not now

Dirty bugger

or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl

Who?????

No offence but it aint you unless mrs notts isnt busy ? lol

You been for a Kebab??

Why she want something to eat?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

lol not now

Dirty bugger

or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl

Who?????

No offence but it aint you unless mrs notts isnt busy ? lol

You been for a Kebab??

God - i could go for a keebab right now - mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl

But are they clean... (Klien)

lol not now

Dirty bugger

or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl

Who?????

No offence but it aint you unless mrs notts isnt busy ? lol

You been for a Kebab??

God - i could go for a keebab right now - mmmmmmmmmmmmm"

well if you want something filling i have something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA "

Step away from the vodka xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA

Step away from the vodka xx

Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA

Step away from the vodka xx

Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol

Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA

Step away from the vodka xx

Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol

Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol"

U dont wanna see then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA

Step away from the vodka xx

Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol

Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol

U dont wanna see then

Well you cant show can you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA

Step away from the vodka xx

Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol

Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol

U dont wanna see then

Well you cant show can you

Come here its easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA

Step away from the vodka xx

Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol

Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol

U dont wanna see then

Well you cant show can you

Come here its easier

No easier for you tto come here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA

Step away from the vodka xx

Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol

Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol

U dont wanna see then

Well you cant show can you

Come here its easier

No easier for you tto come here

U come here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA

Step away from the vodka xx

Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol

Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol

U dont wanna see then

Well you cant show can you

Come here its easier

No easier for you tto come here

U come here lol"

No its ok got something better to do now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA

Step away from the vodka xx

Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol

Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol

U dont wanna see then

Well you cant show can you

Come here its easier

No easier for you tto come here

U come here lol

No its ok got something better to do now lol "

Ok...next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA

Step away from the vodka xx

Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol

Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol

U dont wanna see then

Well you cant show can you

Come here its easier

No easier for you tto come here

U come here lol

No its ok got something better to do now lol

Ok...next

I thought yr name was fussy but your not after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAHA

Step away from the vodka xx

Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol

Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol

U dont wanna see then

Well you cant show can you

Come here its easier

No easier for you tto come here

U come here lol

No its ok got something better to do now lol

Ok...next

I thought yr name was fussy but your not after all

Lol

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