FabSwingers.com forum: The Apprentice 2016 (2)

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The other thread is just about full. It's starting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every week I think they'll get better and they keep letting me down. I feel like my parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord sugar for Prime minister?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

'I eat, I drink, I make love'.

That's my new life quote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave time of the tv week

yay!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"'I eat, I drink, I make love'.

That's my new life quote. "

I fuck, not make love. It's a swingers site after all...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can find them a rambutan in in under 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I almost did part 2 as well lol. They will be at the 69th floor at the shard, the task will be to purchase different things from different cultures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a rambutan? ?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What is a rambutan? ?"

It's a fruit. Like a lychee but firmer, spiky shell and a larger stone. Delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone - I'm on a 5 minute delay due to a phone call! Can you defer posting your spoilers for 5 minutes at a time please? Thank you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What is a rambutan? ?"

Fruit. Sold in loads of ethnic shops and markets etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanking you

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Cigars in Belgravia.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I need to use my feminine wiles to buy cheap cigars in Belgravia evidently.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This has been one of those where I know just about everywhere they have been.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No surprises with that firing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rebecca got fired and I liked her too, sophie deserved it more.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"'I eat, I drink, I make love'.

That's my new life quote. "

(in an Asian accent)......

I eat, i drink, i make love.

As i said,,,,,, im a lover not a fighter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He could (should) have booted all three of those. All shit.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

She's spent the whole You're Fired show saying how relieved she is to have been fired.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"He could (should) have booted all three of those. All shit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is on soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will be at the sun board floating jot hotel, it is londons biggest chip yard for a over night stay they have to pick the right products and sell them.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Following on from my hat trick of Mikay-JD-the blonde one my top tip this week is Fran?(the dark haired one)

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Would you buy the changing robe/towel thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you buy the changing robe/towel thing? "
Yes, it could come in handy, would you?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on a 10 minute delay again - shhhh!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Would you buy the changing robe/towel thing? Yes, it could come in handy, would you?."

Probably not. I grew up with the traditional towel wriggle and now I don't care and don't cover up.

It's rotten weather for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon they sold 4 of them water scooters, trading times is over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you buy the changing robe/towel thing? Yes, it could come in handy, would you?.

Probably not. I grew up with the traditional towel wriggle and now I don't care and don't cover up.

It's rotten weather for them.

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I see and yes, as you have had it there, yeah they have very bad weather and rain.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wow!

What a difference. A big win for (can't say as Dan is waiting to catch up).

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Evening all, Lickety etc

Wow! The losing PM to go I assume.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

'As useful as a trapdoor in a canoe' - Sugar's description of the PM

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Immediate firing!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

WOW! I wondered if he would do that. It's surprising he had survived for so long.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Evening all, Lickety etc

Wow! The losing PM to go I assume."

And how!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!

What a difference. A big win for (can't say as Dan is waiting to catch up).

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Yes, what a big difference, the yet skis didnt sell and they only got 188£, whilst the other team got 60k, big surprise fire there of karthi.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I thought he was going to send Dillon and the second guy that went, Samuel... but no, just Samuel and the PM.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I thought he was going to send Dillon and the second guy that went, Samuel... but no, just Samuel and the PM. "

I'm not sure I would have let Samuel go.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I thought he was going to send Dillon and the second guy that went, Samuel... but no, just Samuel and the PM.

I'm not sure I would have let Samuel go.

The numbers have been whittled down enough now that past performances are coming into it.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I thought he was going to send Dillon and the second guy that went, Samuel... but no, just Samuel and the PM.

I'm not sure I would have let Samuel go.

The numbers have been whittled down enough now that past performances are coming into it."

Harsh but fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are at the national portrait gallery and they will run a venue at madame tussauds.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Jessica looks an early contender for the gooner

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By *aughtycplStokeCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Omg they are way over on pricing...

Neither are going to make a profit.

Sufian to go, then again dillon might go for poor management of his team

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

looking at these tossers our bizz future in the uk is totally fucked ......wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she just say they will have Russian roulette?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They had problem selling some mermaid ticket, alan said, "could you sell oyster cards" lol.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Both were abysmal!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Both were abysmal! "

£2k profit and 100% customer satisfaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recon jessica will be be fired, she likes to argue alot too.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Both were abysmal!

£2k profit and 100% customer satisfaction?"

I really don't know how - the whole thing looked dire.

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Is it only me that hates this program and the characters on it!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I can see Paul - Project Manager - going.

He's shown disrespect, to Sugar, I'm guessing.

And poor management.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Is it only me that hates this program and the characters on it!

The viewers tend to be the ones who like it. I take it you're not watching

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Could the 3 of them be fired???

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Could the 3 of them be fired???"

The public row alone would warrant it.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Tactical decision to take Francis back with him, watch for the gang up on Jessica but I've an idea it will backfire on him

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I watched the last 20 minutes of last week and it made me want to throw the TV out of the window.

I stand by my decision to stop watching it! Eejits!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Paul's aggression sounds to me like he'll be fired.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Tactical decision to take Francis back with him, watch for the gang up on Jessica but I've an idea it will backfire on him"

He's behaving like he wants to go.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Could the 3 of them be fired???

The public row alone would warrant it.

I'm shocked it was just Paul gone!!! The other two probably won't last long now.

I'm sad to see Paul go - I had rather liked him and he could have charmed me somewhat. Even Lickety

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

That should have said 'evening Lickety'

And of course our Shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul got fired, next week they will design a virtual reality game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just reached the crying bit. Oh dearie me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That should have said 'evening Lickety'

And of course our Shag

I was just about to retort that Paul would have to lose some of the anger to charm me at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That should have said 'evening Lickety'

And of course our Shag

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Evening and yes, it was a good one program too.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"That should have said 'evening Lickety'

And of course our Shag

I was just about to retort that Paul would have to lose some of the anger to charm me at the moment.

I'd struggle with a guy who was potentially so prone to anger - I didn't like the way he spoke with whatsit (cant think of her name).

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

Personaly i think the contestants are now chosen for their ineptitude, if these are the best young business people we have to offer the nation is f**ked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very satisfying to see him given the boot AND then taken to the cleaners on the extra programme. Thoroughly deserved.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Personaly i think the contestants are now chosen for their ineptitude, if these are the best young business people we have to offer the nation is f**ked"

I think the way it's edited had a lot to do with it.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

watched a little last night ....claud ..let me wipe your arse lord sugar......Karen ...let me eat more pies please lord sugar lick lick....a midget in the middle with scripted jokes.....and contestants you would not let loose in a charity shop ...total wankers .....why do the bbc continue to fund this shit ????? viewing figs dropping weekly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is on soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The task is about virtual reality and they have to design a new virtual reality game.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"The experts said there wasn't enough badger"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another loser bites the dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and another - result

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Bit harsh on the Irish guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He fired 2, dylan and sofian, he didnt like the name of the game, dylan should of stayed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dylan was shit.

Nice hair and mincing don't = creative genius.

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By *aughtycplStokeCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Dylan was shit.

Nice hair and mincing don't = creative genius."

Lols

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I didn't rate the games. The right two got fired but I'd have pushed the girl who returned to the house too.

And the opposite team leader - I find her very Annoying and limited talent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't rate the games. The right two got fired but I'd have pushed the girl who returned to the house too.

And the opposite team leader - I find her very Annoying and limited talent."

In real life she'd be a decent PA. But that's all.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I didn't rate the games. The right two got fired but I'd have pushed the girl who returned to the house too.

And the opposite team leader - I find her very Annoying and limited talent."

The games were bloody awful! I would have fired one sent back too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is on soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only watch this to make me remember that i am not a total knob , they all beat me hands down

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have a feeling I might miss the final.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will be at the old world navy college in greenwich, they will create their own gin.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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Its actually excruciating watching this one. What an unpleasant bunch of people.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Its actually excruciating watching this one. What an unpleasant bunch of people."

They also appear to have never d*unk gin... or too much. Their pitches were bloody awful.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Its actually excruciating watching this one. What an unpleasant bunch of people.

They also appear to have never d*unk gin... or too much. Their pitches were bloody awful.

The one who kept dropping stuff.

Just think - these are people who were picked from 1,000s of others to appear on this show.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Its actually excruciating watching this one. What an unpleasant bunch of people.

They also appear to have never d*unk gin... or too much. Their pitches were bloody awful.

The one who kept dropping stuff.

Just think - these are people who were picked from 1,000s of others to appear on this show."

I can only think the rest were so bland that this is the most entertaining group from the batch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be nice if the two dark haired girls got through to the final and then had to naked jelly wrestle to win !

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Its actually excruciating watching this one. What an unpleasant bunch of people.

They also appear to have never d*unk gin... or too much. Their pitches were bloody awful.

The one who kept dropping stuff.

Just think - these are people who were picked from 1,000s of others to appear on this show.

I can only think the rest were so bland that this is the most entertaining group from the batch.

God help the future business people of this country.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

God help the future business people of this country."

I'm not worried about them... they're getting on with doing business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trishna got fired, it was a good task and they shouldnt of colour the gin, the other team got a helicopter ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad she went. She was only interested in attempting to make the others look shit... which they're pretty capable at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was either editing or she came into her own; but Alana was was by far the best candidate last night. I'll also admit to having a bit of a crush on her

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

They should run a separate apprentice show where they try to find the best candidate to filter applicants for the main show.

Never ever have I repeatedly seen so many incompetent people on one show( but I still watch it to see how bad they are)

But I guess the best applicants doing things well each week wouldn't be good tv

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

I doubt you'll never find a bigger collection of egos anywhere!

As if shouting will ever get you anywhere!

I do like Jessica though, for all her faults

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Instead of calling it Colony and having a map of Africa on the label they should have called it Gin Lane with a photo of Fran suckling at Gronyas tit.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Half an hour to the interviews. The interviews episode is always my favourite of every series.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Keep me posted guys - I can't get it here in the USA as the BBC has blocked vpn access to programmes.

The interviews are good. CV lies and distortions, stupid business ideas and delusional individuals pulled to pieces.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I cant wait,i love the interviews!

Miss

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Keep me posted guys - I can't get it here in the USA as the BBC has blocked vpn access to programmes.

The interviews are good. CV lies and distortions, stupid business ideas and delusional individuals pulled to pieces.

I'll try and keep you up to date.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Keep me posted guys - I can't get it here in the USA as the BBC has blocked vpn access to programmes.

The interviews are good. CV lies and distortions, stupid business ideas and delusional individuals pulled to pieces.

I'll try and keep you up to date.

One of them has bound to have lied lol or exagerated .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is on soon and they will have the interviews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna say they've been pretty bad this year, but I swear I say that every year?

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

My bet is on the blonde and the manboy

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My bet is on the blonde and the manboy "

Did you see the programme about each of them?

He hasn't been that impressive on the show, I don't think, but his current business is good.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"My bet is on the blonde and the manboy

Did you see the programme about each of them?

He hasn't been that impressive on the show, I don't think, but his current business is good."

I think he's responsible for those bloody smiley poo cushions you see on every bloody market and poundshop

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Jessica annoys me. She is frantic all the time. That energy has got her through the process but it would be hard to harness that energy.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My bet is on the blonde and the manboy

Did you see the programme about each of them?

He hasn't been that impressive on the show, I don't think, but his current business is good.

I think he's responsible for those bloody smiley poo cushions you see on every bloody market and poundshop"

Yep, his stuff looks like that.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Courtney wants to fart in a lift full of models

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Claude straight in there with the attack: I don't why you're still here.

Ms Annoying Frantic doesn't know what sort of loss she made.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Jessica doesn't even know she is still listed as a director of the company she sold!

Sugar couldn't trust her with £250k.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I find myself feeling like I'm tuning into Orwell's 2 minute hate but for an hour at a time.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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Some serious editing going on in this show. I know I loathe these people but they can't be this clueless in an interview. Even I know you say something, anything, while you're formulating a decent response.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Charisma is important in business, Courtney"... as he flounders to describe himself as anything other than 'awesome'.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Some serious editing going on in this show. I know I loathe these people but they can't be this clueless in an interview. Even I know you say something, anything, while you're formulating a decent response."

The edit is what gives us the story the makers want us to have. Then when someone who appeared utterly useless is revealed as the winner we're left shocked and surprised.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Claude!

He's just said he's wanted to smack Courtney across the face to wake him up...because he has no drive.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Claude!

He's just said he's wanted to smack Courtney across the face to wake him up...because he has no drive.

I wanted to smack Courtney because he's a formless drip.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Unfinished business plan!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yay! The exaggerated CV winner is Courtney.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"That's a typo, it should read county not country"

Courtney plays the autocorrect card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love interview week.........so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frances forgot the profit page in her business plan lol.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Frances, Courtney or Jessica are being presented to us as the worst... from the edit. I can't tell which one will be fired.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Less H&M and more S&M" says Sugar about Jessica's Lust and Lies.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

""Less H&M and more S&M" says Sugar about Jessica's Lust and Lies.

I don't think he'll top the Giin & toonic line from last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if if I swapped places with Courtney that would be like a dream orgy

Tbh he could stay and give us some novelty ideas on what we could do next

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Grainne gone.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"I think if if I swapped places with Courtney that would be like a dream orgy

Tbh he could stay and give us some novelty ideas on what we could do next "

Those women would eat you alive and sell the bones for profit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think if if I swapped places with Courtney that would be like a dream orgy

Tbh he could stay and give us some novelty ideas on what we could do next

Those women would eat you alive and sell the bones for profit."

I'd eat them alive

Literally

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The three remaining candidates all taking a drink at the same time.

Jessica will be picked up by someone for more telly.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Gotta be the blonde

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

and the manboy

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Gotta be the blonde"

Well done, you got it right.

I thought he'd go with Courtney when he said that it was the business closest to his own.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Is Courtney some kind of hypnotist? I have no idea how he's managed to come so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good choices I suppose

Blonde is bubilicious but I think Courtney has it in the bag

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Good choices I suppose

Blonde is bubilicious but I think Courtney has it in the bag "

...with his trophy baby beaker!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked frances, alana and courtney is in the final

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is Courtney some kind of hypnotist? I have no idea how he's managed to come so far."

I have no idea. His slack-jawed gormlessness was camouflaged by the accident of being in the winning team so often.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

How the frig did Courtney get into the final?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does karen always look like she has just farted but its one of them that even you as the culprit cant stand the smell of

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Not an ounce of common between them!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Is Courtney some kind of hypnotist? I have no idea how he's managed to come so far.

I have no idea. His slack-jawed gormlessness was camouflaged by the accident of being in the winning team so often.

I think he looks good but only against the backdrop of the weak field this year.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"How the frig did Courtney get into the final? "

I.wondered that,looks half asleep all the time.I thought Grainne was gonna go through.

Miss

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've just realised that I might miss the final.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a start the contenders are weak! ..the 2 finalists are a surprise and Karen is a condescending moo! !!!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"How the frig did Courtney get into the final?

I.wondered that,looks half asleep all the time.I thought Grainne was gonna go through.

Miss"

I thought Jessica would have made the final.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How the frig did Courtney get into the final?

I.wondered that,looks half asleep all the time.I thought Grainne was gonna go through.

Miss

I thought Jessica would have made the final. "

How? She was planning to set up a business that has already failed for her.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"How the frig did Courtney get into the final?

I.wondered that,looks half asleep all the time.I thought Grainne was gonna go through.

Miss

I thought Jessica would have made the final.

How? She was planning to set up a business that has already failed for her.

I guess I thought her gift for the gab would have got her through.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How the frig did Courtney get into the final?

I.wondered that,looks half asleep all the time.I thought Grainne was gonna go through.

Miss

I thought Jessica would have made the final.

How? She was planning to set up a business that has already failed for her.

I guess I thought her gift for the gab would have got her through. "

She'll end up doing better than the winner as she'll be picked up for some telly something... probably Loose Women.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"How the frig did Courtney get into the final?

I.wondered that,looks half asleep all the time.I thought Grainne was gonna go through.

Miss

I thought Jessica would have made the final.

How? She was planning to set up a business that has already failed for her.

I guess I thought her gift for the gab would have got her through.

She'll end up doing better than the winner as she'll be picked up for some telly something... probably Loose Women.

She would fit in really well on loose women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is the final tonight, who do you reckon will win? I reckon alana will win

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By *aughtySxTV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West

"It is the final tonight, who do you reckon will win? I reckon alana will win

Business plan idea I prefer Courtney's but personality I think Alana over Courtney however both are awful this has been the worst year ever lol

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

It's a bit of a trope that the current series is the worst ever but on this occasion I would agree with you, even the interviews episode (which is usually a highlight) seemed poor, Claude didn't even pull Courtney up for having a girl's name.

(blonde baker to win)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only watching it to perv Grainne....... phoaarrr

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

(blonde baker to win)"

That was before I realised she was working with Tim nice but dim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is the final tonight, who do you reckon will win? I reckon alana will win

Business plan idea I prefer Courtney's but personality I think Alana over Courtney however both are awful this has been the worst year ever lol "
It was a good presentation from courtney and many liked it, it should be a close final.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Whoo go girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a good final and alana won the apprentice. I am looking forward to the next program

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Courtney: "The only thing that worries me about this pitch is that it's to 250 people and also my entire future depends on it"

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Wouldn't give either of them the time of day let alone £250k.

Poor all round

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I haven't seen the last programme but decide to tune in to the You're Hired. Courtney still appears to be missing any charisma or energy. It's good to see he wasn't hired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't seen the last programme but decide to tune in to the You're Hired. Courtney still appears to be missing any charisma or energy. It's good to see he wasn't hired.

He turned it round. He was actually much more credible and more charismatic than her in the pitch.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I haven't seen the last programme but decide to tune in to the You're Hired. Courtney still appears to be missing any charisma or energy. It's good to see he wasn't hired.

He turned it round. He was actually much more credible and more charismatic than her in the pitch."

I'll watch it out of sequence but I will watch it.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The pitch was the most animated I have ever seen Courtney on this show. Alana had a shaky start but I think her clear cost and pricing is what really sold it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I darent read the full info - I hope I can catch up when I'm back in the UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pitch was the most animated I have ever seen Courtney on this show. Alana had a shaky start but I think her clear cost and pricing is what really sold it.

I think Sugar just fancied a change.

Neither were very innovative or well considered and all the process really proves is that money and size matters. He'd make gnats piss profitable if he liked a gnat enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would DEFO give alana one...i think she's fucking hot

Love the curves and smile

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Was so happy for Alana

That and Ore winning was totes emosh at le weekend

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