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"Erm excuse me but who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two?" Jeremy Kyle? | |||
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"Erm excuse me but who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two? Jeremy Kyle? " Noooooo silly the Candy Man! The Candy Man can. The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good! | |||
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"Erm excuse me but who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two? Jeremy Kyle? Noooooo silly the Candy Man! The Candy Man can. The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good! " S'what I said. Jeremy Kyle. He's the Candyman. I'm sure it's him. | |||
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"Sounds like Wishy has songs that get on ya nerves, get on ya nerves, get on ya nerves, get, get, get on ya nerves " Oh now you've done it. Thank you very bloody much. | |||
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"Got rid of Gilbert and Sammy Davis tho, hell no pleasing some " Actually, it has. It fookin worked! You should do online courses in brain washing techniques, although make sure you state in your T&Cs that this doesn't involve circular saws, removal of skullcaps and fairy liquid on grey matter... cos some dopey twat will believe it does! And you'll be responsible for it. Cover your arse.. at all times. (Should I really be saying that to a sexy female swinger?) | |||
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"Too late, I got that song from the old Nimble ads in me 'ead now. She flies like a bird in the sky-i-i... la la la .. " Honeybus, I Can't Let Maggie Go. I'll raise you with : E.L.O. I Can't Get It Out Of My Head | |||
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