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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

.....you are watching Nigella Lawson and all you want to do is throw her over her fence and use her kitchen to cook in !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don't know what a giff is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When everyone you work with is younger than you.... that smarts

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

It takes you nearly all night to do what you used to do all night.

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

When you see a hot body and think ... If only I was 20 years younger

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By *evon DelightCouple
over a year ago

A town in Devon

Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 a.m . is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favorite song in a lift.

You watch the News.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”

Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

You feed your dog real dog food instead of McDonald's leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You take naps.

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

You go to Boots for ibuprofen, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.

A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good sh!t.”

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

“I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh sh!t what the hell!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get on a bus and someone offers there seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your out on the town, kbowing quite a lot of them out aee half your age

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i get bought a pomander ( im still waiting) but my favourite is when your kids tell you off

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 a.m . is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favorite song in a lift.

You watch the News.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”

Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

You feed your dog real dog food instead of McDonald's leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You take naps.

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

You go to Boots for ibuprofen, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.

A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good sh!t.”

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

“I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh sh!t what the hell!”"

I've just related to all of those apart from the dog! No pets here, too much effort

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Nope, I'm still not old

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"When i get bought a pomander ( im still waiting) but my favourite is when your kids tell you off"

I didn't know you could still get those.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When you glance in the mirror as you get out of the shower and think "Blimey, that needs an iron"

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"When you glance in the mirror as you get out of the shower and think "Blimey, that needs an iron""

Hahahahahaha

What about, I only have showers cus getting out of a bath is a pain.... Literally...pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 a.m . is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favorite song in a lift.

You watch the News.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”

Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

You feed your dog real dog food instead of McDonald's leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You take naps.

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

You go to Boots for ibuprofen, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.

A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good sh!t.”

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

“I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh sh!t what the hell!”

I've just related to all of those apart from the dog! No pets here, too much effort "

Haha same here

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

When you leave the pub because the music is too loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your child tells you when its ok to cross the road

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

When staying up late means going to bed at 10.30

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

When my oldest daughter tells me she is taking me clothes shopping. Oh I'm buying she's just picking the clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you have to keep scrolling to find you date of birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when you have to keep scrolling to find you date of birth "

And it only gets worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you find a grey pube

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"you find a grey pube "

That's what shaving or waxing is for !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you find a grey pube

That's what shaving or waxing is for ! "

I do but sometimes I go for the 70s pornstar look lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You bump into kids you worked with in primary school in a pub and they say "can I get you a drink miss?"

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"you find a grey pube

That's what shaving or waxing is for !

I do but sometimes I go for the 70s pornstar look lol"

Oooeerrr sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When staying up late means going to bed at 10.30 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when you have to keep scrolling to find you date of birth

And it only gets worse "

I'm only 28 and find it bad now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're in a night club still thinking you've got the moves then some sexy young thing comes up and says "you used to babysit for me"!!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

When people insist on calling you Madam rather than Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when your bones creak more than the bed does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When colleagues in work look up to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your wheelie bin goes out more often than you do....& you're too tired to really care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you watch the trailer for trainspotting2 and think fuck it's been 20 years

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham


"When your wheelie bin goes out more often than you do....& you're too tired to really care "
lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine fingers on the emoji...

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

When a cd of 'classics' is released and you realise the songs are 15+ years old but it felt like you were hearing them in clubs last week.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

When you realise the last time you actually went to a vanilla nightclub is more than a week ago. Or a month ago. Or 2 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're in a night club still thinking you've got the moves then some sexy young thing comes up and says "you used to babysit for me"!!"

I would literally die if that happened to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chasing your feet around the bedroom every morning to try and get socks on them, and eventually asking the Mrs to do it for you

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