FabSwingers.com forum: Lack of meets

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It has been brought to my attention (by myself) that during the 3 1/2 years on fabswingers ive only actually met three guys from here. What am i doing wrong? Should i be more patient? Should i lower my standards?

*This is a tongue in cheek post*

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

There just too many timewasters on here,don't worry... you will soon find somebody to meet you. (Tongue only - cheek will follow)

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Report yourself ! You must be a timewaster !

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

just post a " no one meets me" thread.

(_*_) choose which cheek to put your tongue in!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perhaps reading peoples profiles instead of just perving pics to check you meet their requirements..... (extremely tongue in cheek)

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

forsake the rimming (tongue in cheek) and you may get more meets

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

3 in 3&1/2yrs ... that is brill, but you will have to be patient, there is many that have been on a lot longer and havnt had that many meets. maybe if you put up some more pics, and dont forget your spell check (tounge in cheek)

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Maybe i should start posing as a straight single guy

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I think you should go to the police and tell the truth about what happened to the last 3 meets

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Your cock dangling below your knees is off-putting

Good luck tho xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Your cock dangling below your knees is off-putting

Good luck tho xx"
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oi thats my stomach apron

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Your cock dangling below your knees is off-putting

Good luck tho xx#

oi thats my stomach apron

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think you should go to the police and tell the truth about what happened to the last 3 meets

I cant, i still cant remember where i put the bodies

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Undo all your filters... ?

(the site ones...)

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think i will randomly message people whose criteria i dont meet

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

I could lower my standards, but i dont think they will slip that much to shag you

lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alternatively you could copy and paste the same message to every guy on the site between 19 and 99 from john o groats to lands end, maybe somthing along the lines of.....fancy a shag

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

wow that was brave....

Now go stand in the corner and repent !!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

wow that was brave....

Now go stand in the corner and repent !!"

Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

wow that was brave....

Now go stand in the corner and repent !!

Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland"

Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Funny.

I would be worried myself if i had that kind of stalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

3 1/2 years. Ffs most women on here have to wait about 5 years before their first meet.

Stop moaning on the wrong night as well. It Thursdays for that.

You missed 'rant over' as well.

Jeez, some people

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

wow that was brave....

Now go stand in the corner and repent !!

Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland

Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?

i'm better at hide and seek,

than osama bin laden.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

wow that was brave....

Now go stand in the corner and repent !!

Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland

Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?

i'm better at hide and seek,

than osama bin laden.

But you not bin down here...;-)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Funny.

I would be worried myself if i had that kind of stalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

wish i could say,it was nice to see you back debz.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

wow that was brave....

Now go stand in the corner and repent !!

Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland

Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?

i'm better at hide and seek,

than osama bin laden.

You will have a bit of a shock when you see me knocking on your front door then lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Funny.

I would be worried myself if i had that kind of stalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

wish i could say,it was nice to see you back debz.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

I like a bit of SAUCE

None of that STALKer business xxxxxxxxx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

wow that was brave....

Now go stand in the corner and repent !!

Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland

Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?

i'm better at hide and seek,

than osama bin laden.

No your not, now that your sheepskin rug trick is out in the open.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

And PS folks, don't believe him if he says that the stain on the rug is the farmer's identification mark.

We know better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality is better than quantity IMHO.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

And PS folks, don't believe him if he says that the stain on the rug is the farmer's identification mark.

We know better."

What do you know a bout Saucy that I dont ...we need some dirt on him...lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Quality is better than quantity IMHO.

Too true, oh so true.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

wow that was brave....

Now go stand in the corner and repent !!

Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland

Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?

i'm better at hide and seek,

than osama bin laden.

No your not, now that your sheepskin rug trick is out in the open."

So its funny that our troops have been out there for years yeah??

Its FUNNY that many families have been ruined and destoyed,

Homes BOMBED and turned to dust!!!

Yes!!! YU laugh, politics tu yu means what- yr BINS (yes the bin laden jokes again) are emptied onnce a week.

Our troops will NOT be coming home, homes will STILL be destroyed, lives will STILL be lost.

THINK again!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Quality is better than quantity IMHO.

Too true, oh so true."

You re a wise man, Mushy!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"It has been brought to my attention (by myself) that during the 3 1/2 years on fabswingers ive only actually met three guys from here. What am i doing wrong? Should i be more patient? Should i lower my standards?

*This is a tongue in cheek post*"

Does that include the ones that you knacker out at Chameleons (who also happen to be on here???)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think u should find some cheeky c*ntbagscottishblackguy who likes to take the mickey while giving a big slobbery hickey!! xxx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Quality is better than quantity IMHO.

Too true, oh so true.

You re a wise man, Mushy!"

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By *he Usual SuspectMan
over a year ago

Mexborough

*This is a tongue in cheek post*"

could be your tongues in the wrong cheek !

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

*This is a tongue in cheek post*

could be your tongues in the wrong cheek !"

wow this is getting sexy...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

wow that was brave....

Now go stand in the corner and repent !!

Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland

Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?

i'm better at hide and seek,

than osama bin laden.

No your not, now that your sheepskin rug trick is out in the open.

So its funny that our troops have been out there for years yeah??

Its FUNNY that many families have been ruined and destoyed,

Homes BOMBED and turned to dust!!!

Yes!!! YU laugh, politics tu yu means what- yr BINS (yes the bin laden jokes again) are emptied onnce a week.

Our troops will NOT be coming home, homes will STILL be destroyed, lives will STILL be lost.

THINK again!!!"

you sound like a right barrel of laughs debz.

there must be a pill,you can take.

to relieve that bitterness.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

wow that was brave....

Now go stand in the corner and repent !!

Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland

Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?

i'm better at hide and seek,

than osama bin laden.

No your not, now that your sheepskin rug trick is out in the open.

So its funny that our troops have been out there for years yeah??

Its FUNNY that many families have been ruined and destoyed,

Homes BOMBED and turned to dust!!!

Yes!!! YU laugh, politics tu yu means what- yr BINS (yes the bin laden jokes again) are emptied onnce a week.

Our troops will NOT be coming home, homes will STILL be destroyed, lives will STILL be lost.

THINK again!!!

you sound like a right barrel of laughs debz.

there must be a pill,you can take.

to relieve that bitterness.

all pills are bitter my dear!!!

Life is a bit harder than that - and when yu have family who are in the forces who are over there for now so called no apparent reason- DOES notmake that pill easy to take!!!

But you laugh away, i do not mind that you are ignorant or rude- i do not have to assoc iate with you - or shag yu - that is where IIIIIII have the choice,

So thank you for you opinion!!!!

:o)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.

as for lowering your standards,

is that possible.

with one exception,fancy a shag.

wow that was brave....

Now go stand in the corner and repent !!

Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland

Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?

i'm better at hide and seek,

than osama bin laden.

No your not, now that your sheepskin rug trick is out in the open.

So its funny that our troops have been out there for years yeah??

Its FUNNY that many families have been ruined and destoyed,

Homes BOMBED and turned to dust!!!

Yes!!! YU laugh, politics tu yu means what- yr BINS (yes the bin laden jokes again) are emptied onnce a week.

Our troops will NOT be coming home, homes will STILL be destroyed, lives will STILL be lost.

THINK again!!!

you sound like a right barrel of laughs debz.

there must be a pill,you can take.

to relieve that bitterness.

all pills are bitter my dear!!!

Life is a bit harder than that - and when yu have family who are in the forces who are over there for now so called no apparent reason- DOES notmake that pill easy to take!!!

But you laugh away, i do not mind that you are ignorant or rude- i do not have to assoc iate with you - or shag yu - that is where IIIIIII have the choice,

So thank you for you opinion!!!!

:o)"

i was going to say have a nice night,but that wont be possible.

your there.

mushy many times,have i got to tell you.

thats a coffee stain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*This is a tongue in cheek post*"

well i'm 5'5.

is that low enough for you ya choosy bint ya

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