FabSwingers.com forum: Those saucy penguins!

By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Have just bought 'The Poetry of Sex,' great little book, by Penguin Books, the saucy little devils, must be all that huddling down the Antarctic....the body contact! stimulating their little minds!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They're very noisy (and smelly).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Maybe! But they write great erotic poetry, who would have guessed!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"They're very noisy (and smelly).

That's not a very sexy poem...

Is it a John Cooper Clarke?

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection? "

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"They're very noisy (and smelly).

That's not a very sexy poem...

Is it a John Cooper Clarke?"

He has just been on radio 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here

Are you a penguin though

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here

Are you a penguin though

No, its just the way hw walks...

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here

Are you a penguin though

Damn! no!

Must be a lady with a pebbles kink on site!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Shit it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Shit it"

Read:

Accounts of unusual sexual activities among penguins, observed a century ago by a member of Captain Scott's polar team, are finally being made public.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18370797

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here

Are you a penguin though

No, its just the way hw walks...

I resemble....I mean resent that remark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit it

Read:

Accounts of unusual sexual activities among penguins, observed a century ago by a member of Captain Scott's polar team, are finally being made public.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18370797

Hey, not everyone is perfect

Let's not hold prejudice against all penguins for the wrongdoing of some.

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Now that is something I must read!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can imagine there to be a lot of squawking and flappery going on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here

I like pebbles. There could be something to this pebble thing.

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Completely agree there re pebbles Bad Nanna

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Penguins smell and are bloody noisy

Spent a year with the little suckers it the Falklands.... Believe me, I speak the truth

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

But in my peguin 'poetry of sex' book, they have creative little imaginations!

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