FabSwingers.com forum: Pet hates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have many

But my current peave is people using their phones during dinner

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephants.

Take up loads of space, eat loads and have massive shits.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Irresponsible dog owners who don't pick up their darlings' shit.

On Thursday I trod in shit twice in different locations while walking 8 dogs that day. It particularly annoys me because if I can pick up and dispose of poo responsibly for all those dogs why can't other people do it?!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People using mobile phones when at the checkout of any store. It's so bloody rude

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I hate it when the pet rolls in smelly poo in the park. I'm not fond of him tripping me either but he's little so it'd be mean to hate the pet for that reason.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

People who que up at petrol pumps whilst others are empty just so the caps on the correct side .it will reach round on all but the largest cars numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Films not ending the way I want them to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rude people in general whether it be interupting people talking or just general ignorance people getting involved in things that are none of their business other than that tickety boo

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

"People who que up at petrol pumps whilst others are empty just so the caps on the correct side .it will reach round on all but the largest cars numpty "

You could just go to the empty one and smirk rather than get irritated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on...

This is sounding remarkably like rant Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on...

This is sounding remarkably like rant Thursday

Rename rant early Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, the night the clocks go back and unsure whether it's happened yet as everything does it automatically now.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"People who que up at petrol pumps whilst others are empty just so the caps on the correct side .it will reach round on all but the largest cars numpty

You could just go to the empty one and smirk rather than get irritated.

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not if they are queing all the way down the access ramp like numptys and I do when I can take great delight in going to the empty pump filling up and leaving before the morons have even got to the pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thin skinned pussies that run to the mods like a fat kid that hears the dinner bell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the spare dog I vacuum up every few days.

A good vet could have the contents of my vacuum up and running about I swear

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"People who que up at petrol pumps whilst others are empty just so the caps on the correct side .it will reach round on all but the largest cars numpty

You could just go to the empty one and smirk rather than get irritated.

not if they are queing all the way down the access ramp like numptys and I do when I can take great delight in going to the empty pump filling up and leaving before the morons have even got to the pump "

I do that as well.... One woman had a right go at me as she was waiting in the queue

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"thin skinned pussies that run to the mods like a fat kid that hears the dinner bell "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know, the night the clocks go back and unsure whether it's happened yet as everything does it automatically now."

Well it hadn't gone back, as it just went from 01:59 to 01:00. Night all

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Parents who refuse to control their rampaging obnoxious sprogs in restaurants. Loathe these people .... I hope you have a big wet shit and fall back in it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of manners. It drives me insane!!!!

When did folk forget to say 'please' and 'thank you'?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"People who que up at petrol pumps whilst others are empty just so the caps on the correct side .it will reach round on all but the largest cars numpty "

Yes!!!!! This!!! Does my box in the thick fooks. Jack.

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Being asked if I'm a bloke apparently. See my shit night thread.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

People saying one thing but seemingly meaning something completely different.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

People who eat their dinner, while i'm trying to use my mobile phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who smoke in their car with their children inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car headlights that are so bright, they burn your retina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignorant rude people

good manners cost nothing

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By *unandnaughty01Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Please and thank you is a big one for me !

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Chimley

Hospical

Likkle

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Car headlights that are so bright, they burn your retina.

So it's not just me then

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"thin skinned pussies that run to the mods like a fat kid that hears the dinner bell "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car headlights that are so bright, they burn your retina.

So it's not just me then

Nope, and to make it worse, the morons driving the cars have them adjusted so piss poorly, they might as well be main beans burning my eyeballs out.

WayneKerrs

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Car headlights that are so bright, they burn your retina.

So it's not just me then

Nope, and to make it worse, the morons driving the cars have them adjusted so piss poorly, they might as well be main beans burning my eyeballs out.

WayneKerrs "

I put it down to my age and eyes getting less tolerant , from now on I shall wage war and main beam anyone that burns my eyes out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who insist on spending their evining stood by the bar so you can't actually get to it

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

People who spit in public...disgusting !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who insist on spending their evining stood by the bar so you can't actually get to it"

Look on the bright side. Makes it a cheaper night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There instead of their

Your instead of you're

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being called hun,love,darling,honey???

and they don't know you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse shit on roads,in think horse owners should have to carry a sack and shovel to collect there horse shit up,if dog owners have to why not horse owners

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

People who drive horse boxes at really slow speeds. OK so there's a horse in the back that doesn't travel well, so pull in occasionally and let others pass.

Rudeness, I hate people who don't say thanks (or acknowledge in any way) when you show courtesy.

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"There instead of their

Your instead of you're "

and even they're

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"Car headlights that are so bright, they burn your retina.

Totally agree with this one

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Sticky label's that don't completely come off

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Car headlights that are so bright, they burn your retina.

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usualy a taxi or delivery driver parked outside a pub or takeaway facing traffic

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Car drivers that don't use their indercators.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use board instead of bored, meat instead of meet. Spitting in the street,not saying thank you, I could go on and on but I'll reign it in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ignorant rude people

good manners cost nothing

Like blocking someone when you havnt even spoken

Manners indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you open the door for someone and they dont say thankyou ... feel like tripping them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you open the door for someone and they dont say thankyou ... feel like tripping them up

I sarcastically say 'you're welcome' if they don't acknowledge my holding the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that undertake on the motorway.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

People talking and eating at same time.. Just ugh!

Not a big fan of talking on mobile phones on buses either.. Mainly because it usually makes me jealous of hearing someone else actually having a social life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People that undertake on the motorway."

Especially when you have just over taken them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goats, breadcrumbs, and giant windmills *shudder

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By *mokeybanditMan
over a year ago

lichfield

"When you open the door for someone and they dont say thankyou ... feel like tripping them up

I sarcastically say 'you're welcome' if they don't acknowledge my holding the door."

The flip side of this, when I'm in a mischievous mood, I like to hold a door for somebody who's just that bit too far away. Forcing them into an awkward 5 step jog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who think using a tool the site has given us, the block button, is bad manners

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"When you open the door for someone and they dont say thankyou ... feel like tripping them up

I sarcastically say 'you're welcome' if they don't acknowledge my holding the door."

Me too I have a little conversation with myself whilst walking off. The last time was at the airport I held the door open for a family and not one of the ignorant buggers said thankyou. As each one went through I said "thankyou,you're welcome",my daughter was killing herself laughing.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"People that undertake on the motorway."

Suppose it let's people know they shouldn't hog the middle lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called 'baby...hunny...chick ect'...I'm Alice...ye ye okies before its said Alice Alice who the blinking heck is Alice...

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

People eating near me. Hate it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you open the door for someone and they dont say thankyou ... feel like tripping them up

I sarcastically say 'you're welcome' if they don't acknowledge my holding the door."

I.just give them the look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you open the door for someone and they dont say thankyou ... feel like tripping them up

I sarcastically say 'you're welcome' if they don't acknowledge my holding the door.

The flip side of this, when I'm in a mischievous mood, I like to hold a door for somebody who's just that bit too far away. Forcing them into an awkward 5 step jog.

Lol yes i have done that ...

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"being called hun,love,darling,honey???

and they don't know you???"

You'd get mad in the South Wales valleys then..everyone calls each other either love or butt..

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"People eating near me. Hate it!! "

Oh I'm the same can't stand noisy eaters. Also when I'm in bed or on the sofa I can't stand feet touching me, or socks I hate socks

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

People who are walking but staring at their mobile phone and I pray to the gods that they fall over or hit a post or wall and smash their phones !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pets I hate them.

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

Racists.....Call Centres......Bullies....

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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"People who are walking but staring at their mobile phone and I pray to the gods that they fall over or hit a post or wall and smash their phones ! "

I can't help it if these forums are so interesting..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue suits and brown shoes... Just looks wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who think using a tool the site has given us, the block button, is bad manners

Irony

Gotta love it

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My idiot neighbours who feed the foxes.

People who put their feet on seats on the train.

People who watch catch up tv/music on the train without headphones.

People who...don't get me started as it's not rant day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who buy shower gel, but don't have a shower. (I know some people see it as more hygienic, but still.)

People who walk in/out of a shop and stop dead the second they get a centimetre past the entrance. Oh right I'll just turn incorporeal and pass right through you shall I?

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"People using mobile phones when at the checkout of any store. It's so bloody rude

Totally agree also hate when you hlod door open and they just walk through not acknowledged you no thanks grrr

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"People using mobile phones when at the checkout of any store. It's so bloody rude

Totally agree also hate when you hlod door open and they just walk through not acknowledged you no thanks grrr"

Or when driving and you let someone out and they don't thank you, or vice Versa other drivers who don't acknowledge you when your trying to pull out or instead of letting you out into a gap they just pull into that gap oblivious of you trying to turn into that line of traffic. Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that undertake on the motorway.

Suppose it let's people know they shouldn't hog the middle lane

I'm usually in the outside lane & then can't get back in for the exit

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

People with shopping trolleys who leave in middle of aisle and abandon it when you moove it they give you such a look

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

People stepping off moving escalators and then stop, causing a tailback behind them with nowhere to go!

People who stop to talk to others in shop aisles and block everyone from passing.

Shops which move stock around the shelves each week and you spend ages trying to find what you went in for; hanging is too mild a punishment for shop managers who do this!

Drivers who drive at less than the speed limit, eg, 20 in a 30 zone!

Grrrrr!

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"People stepping off moving escalators and then stop, causing a tailback behind them with nowhere to go!

People who stop to talk to others in shop aisles and block everyone from passing.

Shops which move stock around the shelves each week and you spend ages trying to find what you went in for; hanging is too mild a punishment for shop managers who do this!

Drivers who drive at less than the speed limit, eg, 20 in a 30 zone!

Grrrrr!"

All of the above grrrrr

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"People stepping off moving escalators and then stop, causing a tailback behind them with nowhere to go!

Shops which move stock around the shelves each week and you spend ages trying to find what you went in for; hanging is too mild a punishment for shop managers who do this!

Grrrrr!"

How about a combination of both?

I've just returned from Nepal. In a new shopping mall, they have taken to running the escalators in different directions every couple of days. So going in one day, one is up, next day it's the down! I think it's meant to mean all shops get fair exposure but it's just confusing as hell. I was sure there was someone glued to the cctv having a good laugh.

As far as pet hates. Being rushed to the gate at an airport, only to be kept in a "holding pen" before getting to board.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who wonder aimlessly with their full trolley in the middle of the shop car park and appear disgruntled at the site of s car trying to get passed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People stepping off moving escalators and then stop, causing a tailback behind them with nowhere to go!

People who stop to talk to others in shop aisles and block everyone from passing.

Shops which move stock around the shelves each week and you spend ages trying to find what you went in for; hanging is too mild a punishment for shop managers who do this!

Drivers who drive at less than the speed limit, eg, 20 in a 30 zone!

Grrrrr!"

Speed limits the maximum speed you can travel at NOT the speed you have to travel at....which leads me to my pet hate: tossers who tail gate you when you're doing 70mph on the motorway!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Too many to mention. Intolerance is my middle name.

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"People who que up at petrol pumps whilst others are empty just so the caps on the correct side .it will reach round on all but the largest cars numpty "

I don't mind that, normally means I cut the queue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too many to mention. Intolerance is my middle name."

Thought it was Trevor

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Too many to mention. Intolerance is my middle name.

Thought it was Trevor

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No, that's on the last weds of every month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thieves.

Ask me...if it's within my power I'll give you anything you want...or whatever the next best thing is.

Fucking steal from me and you're done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too many to mention. Intolerance is my middle name.

Thought it was Trevor

No, that's on the last weds of every month

Ahhh yeah

Of course

My bad

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By *aren1956TV/TS
over a year ago

Fakenham

"People who drive horse boxes at really slow speeds. OK so there's a horse in the back that doesn't travel well, so pull in occasionally and let others pass.

Rudeness, I hate people who don't say thanks (or acknowledge in any way) when you show courtesy."

Tractors driven in convoy at 16mph by yokels talking on their mobiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love people like that. It leaves one empty for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv'e had a few dates like that!

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