FabSwingers.com forum: Great name for a shop

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a shop in Bilston, quite near to Chameleons, called BJ's, Sweets and Tobacco

It always makes us smile when we pass it.

We want to go in and ask for a Mars Bar, 20 Bensons and a Blow Job to completion

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

haha very good

in evesham there used to be a camera shop called 'that camera place' only i didnt know thats what it was called and got all arsey with my friends when they kept saying 'you chould go to that camera place'

in the end they marched me down there to see for myself

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

There was a sandwich shop in bolton called,"Nice Buns,big baps"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairdressers in Oldbury called Curl Up and Dye.

Very welcoming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are probably a few around but i used to have my hair cut at "short and curlies"

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

There's a pet grooming shop in Whitefield called "Doggy Style", xxx genius

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A hairdressers called the lunatic fringe lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"A hairdressers called the lunatic fringe lol"

really should put my glasses on - read that as lunatice fridge but then couldnt think why a hairdressers would be named after a fridge

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A hairdressers called the lunatic fringe lol

really should put my glasses on - read that as lunatice fridge but then couldnt think why a hairdressers would be named after a fridge

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too many frozen grapes? lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"A hairdressers called the lunatic fringe lol

really should put my glasses on - read that as lunatice fridge but then couldnt think why a hairdressers would be named after a fridge

too many frozen grapes? lol

diamondsmiles told me off for those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a chinese restarant on lama island called Wan Kees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asian shop near xtasia called Kuntz xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Heres one for you evie...an opticians called spex appeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corner shop in Bolton called Pak Foods. Sorry no offence meant but that is the shops name!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sofa shop in our town called

Sofa King

their adverts always said "Sofa King good"

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

slightly veering from this thread, there is a town in Germany called "Wankum" and believe it or not, it is in the province known as "Titz", who said the germans never had a sense of humour???, xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sofa shop in our town called

Sofa King

their adverts always said "Sofa King good""

Really? never seen it ourselves .. lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Curry House in in Burton on Trent called Balti Towers.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Ooohhhh.......

Chip shop in Cheltenham call "For Cod's Sake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sofa shop in our town called

Sofa King

their adverts always said "Sofa King good"

Really? never seen it ourselves .. lol"

seriously?

there was even a piece in the chron about it the council were trying to get a ban on it no idea if they succeded or not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3lOefZ5EjA

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"There's a shop in Bilston, quite near to Chameleons, called BJ's, Sweets and Tobacco

It always makes us smile when we pass it.

We want to go in and ask for a Mars Bar, 20 Bensons and a Blow Job to completion

I always chuckle at dorothy perkins logo for the same reason since they abbreviated it just to DP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shop in northants called

SOFA KING

BECAUSE THE PRICES ARE SOFA KING LOW

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

a company in Great Yarmouth called BJ Services, often had similar thoughts to Jack on this one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a company in Great Yarmouth called BJ Services, often had similar thoughts to Jack on this one lol "

i wanted to be the telephonist at north east slag and cement ....

"hello north east slag how can i help !!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a company in Great Yarmouth called BJ Services, often had similar thoughts to Jack on this one lol

i wanted to be the telephonist at north east slag and cement ....

"hello north east slag how can i help !!!!""

or British Screw

both genuine companies i used to buy from in a previous incarnation !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure it's still there now but used to live in Cannock and there was a chip shop there called

The Cod Father

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

Electronic company in portsmouth (or used to be) called Wayne Kerr

Wig shop in Oostend called "Ayr Less"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoe shop down the Kings Road called ...R.Soles

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Not rude, but saw a shop in Karnak, Egypt called Aunty Wainwrights Emporium a la Last of the Summer Wine

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Not rude, but saw a shop in Karnak, Egypt called Aunty Wainwrights Emporium a la Last of the Summer Wine"

oooohhhhhh we loved Karnak, won't get there next week though, don't remember seeing that shop though, will have to keep a look out when we go back next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sofa shop in our town called

Sofa King

their adverts always said "Sofa King good"

lol..Yep always makes me laugh when i see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese takeaway in Rugby called

"wok u want"

my friend always asks

"wok u got"

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

Transport firm in fife called dial a ride

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just saw one in town today

Butt Savouries

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Mmmmm YUM!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

There is an off licence in Sunderland town centre called Amy's Winehouse.

Always makes me giggle

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I noticed a shop on my travels which was having a revamp, so all of the lady shaped window manikins were naked with a bag over their heads…. the shop was called ‘Dress to Impress’

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By *wingTheMoodMan
over a year ago

liverpool

There used to be a butty shop in Liverpool called 'Elaines tasty bites' but the e fell off.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

There's a garden and nature type shop that sells wormeries and stuff called Wiggly Wigglers.

I'd love to answer the phone there.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There is a shop not to far away from me called 'Friends In Soggy Homes'.... apparently it spells out 'FISH' and is nothing to do with gushers and heavy cummers.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I know it’s not a shop, but I always chuckle as I drive past the sign for the ‘Canal Museum’….. now the ‘C’ has been painted over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorta off subject, but that cooking sauce:

Maggies So Juicy!

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

"There's a garden and nature type shop that sells wormeries and stuff called Wiggly Wigglers.

I'd love to answer the phone there.

Used tio work for a suppluier of the equipment they sell, and yes they do answer the phone with 'Hello Wiggly Wigglers' dont think you will find a shop though, its mail order onl as far as i know

There used to be a 'Kurl up and Dye' hairdresser near me,

I pass a shop every night whilst working called 'Knobs & Knockers' its either in Harrogate, Knaresboro or York

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

When we were in Boulogne in 2004, we were in the walled part of the town with some great friends and across the road was a shop called "Des Mysteres de Fanny"

My friend started a business selling pet toys and accessories. One line was a post you could set in your garden for the dog to pee up. Made sure it protected your lawn if you had a male dog! His name for it?? "The Dogs Bollards"

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I used to know of two Funeral Companies, one was called "Boddy and Brothers", the other was a family run business by the name of "Box"...

Years ago, I saw a Solicitors office behind Victoria Station in London, with the name on the windows of "Crooke and Crooke Ltd."

Priceless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a car place in Titty Ho called Titty Ho Motor Co would love to be their receptionist i'd answer the phone in my best sing song voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be a ladies dress shop in Leigh catering for the larger lady called Cuddly Sizes, how much nicer than Outsize or similar words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

show in Dawlish called 'Gays Creamery'

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

There is a shop oppsite Xsastia called Kunti's It makes me laugh everytime I see it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

used to be a pub in liverpool called cockwell inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookshop on Kowloon called Wong Fukin Bookshop. More inspired than mine - bookMark!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"used to be a pub in liverpool called cockwell inn

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reminds of the time i was in alaska through work and got taken to a bar called "skinny dicks halfway inn"...... i kid you not

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