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Smokers - Corner !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What About a "Smokers Corner" in Chat or Forums for all us Lepers to Chat in lol - we could call it the BEER GARDEN.

its Staggering or was that the Vodka lol - The amount of people that contact with "wont meet smokers" on profile and then saying they dont smoke and then say they do when drinking etc or forgot to change profile (groan) .. your either a smoker or a non smoker im my opinion... dont folks admit it anymore for fear of being given a "LABEL"

got my tin hat on now - Anti Smoking brigade are coming for me

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By *entscotscplCouple
over a year ago

falkirk ish

well said we are smokers and a similar response from others xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From one smoker to another, well said x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smoker, considerate smoker..Ive met a few nonsmokers....never really been told its been a problem...and no....its not always just been doggy position to keep the evil smoke smell away lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm an ex-smoker. Smoked for 30 years, but now given up for two. And I'll have you know I don't mind smokers at all. One of my regulars is a smoker, and I tend to gravitate towards the smoking corner/outside area cos they're more fun.

I only gave up because I needed the money for hols.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get it all the time, messages from guys that won't meet smokers and when you point it out they say, oh I don't mind, must have ticked that by accident

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get it all the time, messages from guys that won't meet smokers and when you point it out they say, oh I don't mind, must have ticked that by accident"

Oh Yes - Thats Another "Classic" Excuse lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down to 3 a day, does that still give us access to the smokers corner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont mind if people smoke or not but i do ask they dont light up while i am there .. not unless they want me to have a asthma attack anyway lol

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

We're here for backup!

We get those that state on their profile 'Wont meet smokers' but seem to express an interest to meet...weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in fact I'm smoking now while wanking....and typing who says men cant multi-task...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had the social leper feeling being a smoker so im happy in this corner puffing away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had the social leper feeling being a smoker so im happy in this corner puffing away "

Great somewhere in here Where we can have a Smoke .

Wasnt Sure what Chatrooms or Forums we could Smoke in anymore without getting Banned !!!! too scared to turn webcam on without a Health-Warning !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well ive smoked since i was l5 and me is 55 now but about 7 weeks ago i gave em up too damn expensive, wish I had done it years ago, i got my l.99 plastic fag and that suits, so I altered me profile to NON SMOKER but dont bother me who smokes and who dont cos we is all people whichever xxx yes xxxxxxxxxxx and i used to luv me fags and yes i do miss em but me bank luvs the fact i dont buy em anymore xx BUT GONNA GO TO SMOKERS CORNER WITH ME PLASTIC FAG IF YA DONT MIND PLS XX

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

oh it's lovely in here,anybody got a light.

i only smoke,so i can hang about the smoking area.

hold on a minute,i think there's non smokers out here.trying to soak up,our camaraderie,and happy atmosphere.

smell everybody,if they don't smell of smoke,send them back in.

so they can bore each other,talking about how clean the pub smells,and how they love going home,not smelling of smoke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

kitten - im sure "Plastic" Fag Smokers are More than Welcome..

Seriously - "Well Done" for giving up the fags after so long - i know i will have to some day too..

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By *in4sumMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I smoke, but think of myself as a considerate smoker. I like the odd cigar, but feel guilty in company because of the huge cloud of smoke they produce!.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

actually we have a smokers area in our local club that i christened "Cougher's Corner"

actually tends to be the most socialable area, and as an ex smoker.. i can rush in, grab my fix of nicotine and rush out again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I smoke, but think of myself as a considerate smoker. I like the odd cigar, but feel guilty in company because of the huge cloud of smoke they produce!."

I like the odd cigar too.

I only buy cigs if I am off out or at the pub at home I am on roll ups.

In Peterborough you now get fined £75 if you are found dropping a butt on the floor. But what about all those people who spit out gum and ruin my shoes do they get fined as much I dont think so and which is worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get it all the time, messages from guys that won't meet smokers and when you point it out they say, oh I don't mind, must have ticked that by accident"

yep, standard answer, get that from couples too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I smoke, but think of myself as a considerate smoker. I like the odd cigar, but feel guilty in company because of the huge cloud of smoke they produce!.

I like the odd cigar too.

I only buy cigs if I am off out or at the pub at home I am on roll ups.

In Peterborough you now get fined £75 if you are found dropping a butt on the floor. But what about all those people who spit out gum and ruin my shoes do they get fined as much I dont think so and which is worse."

mmm like a good roll

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My name is DirtyGirl and I have not had a cigarette for six days and several hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well done you

want a cig?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"well done you

want a cig?

"

No I do not! Thank you!

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By *in4sumMan
over a year ago

sheffield


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I like the odd cigar too.

I only buy cigs if I am off out or at the pub at home I am on roll ups.

In Peterborough you now get fined £75 if you are found dropping a butt on the floor. But what about all those people who spit out gum and ruin my shoes do they get fined as much I dont think so and which is worse."

Cool, come find me outside at the next social, we can share one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a deal

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"I get it all the time, messages from guys that won't meet smokers and when you point it out they say, oh I don't mind, must have ticked that by accident"

us 3... we get this a lot... lol

squeezes into the smokers corner.

hey can we buld an extension? its getting crowded in here..

both dedicated smokers. and work hard to pay for the privlage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there room for 1 more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is there room for 1 more "

mmmm swinging smoking orgy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone got a light ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want a light?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

careful, all those non-smokers will be out looking where all the fun peeps have gone too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry chaps- have been too busy smoking to join in up til now.....have I missed anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a fag, it appears I left mine in the car?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I'm an inconsiderate smoker and will light up around anyone.......!

Can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurrah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just nipped to asda's for a few tinnies.......party time, my crash on the fags.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Anyone got a fag, it appears I left mine in the car? "

hmmmmmm,you've left so many cigs in the car,how do yous get in.

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

I gave up for 20 yes and started again two years ago.Seemed like a good idea at the time lol.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a paragraph on my profile about how considerate a smoker I am.

Someone did in fact mail me asking to meet. I viewed their profile and they said they didnt meet smokers. So I mailed back saying you have asked to meet but you dont meet smokers and I smoke. They said they would make an exception if I was a considerate smoker. I mailed back saying that my idea of being considerate was to put the ashtray on their head whilst they were giving me oral. Suffice to say they didnt get back

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"I have a paragraph on my profile about how considerate a smoker I am.

Someone did in fact mail me asking to meet. I viewed their profile and they said they didnt meet smokers. So I mailed back saying you have asked to meet but you dont meet smokers and I smoke. They said they would make an exception if I was a considerate smoker. I mailed back saying that my idea of being considerate was to put the ashtray on their head whilst they were giving me oral. Suffice to say they didnt get back "

splutered my coffee all over me screen. lmao....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a paragraph on my profile about how considerate a smoker I am.

Someone did in fact mail me asking to meet. I viewed their profile and they said they didnt meet smokers. So I mailed back saying you have asked to meet but you dont meet smokers and I smoke. They said they would make an exception if I was a considerate smoker. I mailed back saying that my idea of being considerate was to put the ashtray on their head whilst they were giving me oral. Suffice to say they didnt get back

splutered my coffee all over me screen. lmao.... "

omg coffee and cum over yer screen. start cleaning it up

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I have a paragraph on my profile about how considerate a smoker I am.

Someone did in fact mail me asking to meet. I viewed their profile and they said they didnt meet smokers. So I mailed back saying you have asked to meet but you dont meet smokers and I smoke. They said they would make an exception if I was a considerate smoker. I mailed back saying that my idea of being considerate was to put the ashtray on their head whilst they were giving me oral. Suffice to say they didnt get back "

lol

is there room in that ashtray for two.

ffs thats nearly a song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl brings a whole new meaning to give me some head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tendency for men with flat heads somehow, dont ask me why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do they have big ears as well so you can guide them in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do they have big ears as well so you can guide them in lol"

fuck that i dont guide em in, i need me hands for me book to turn the pages

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"do they have big ears as well so you can guide them in lol

fuck that i dont guide em in, i need me hands for me book to turn the pages"

i find it to distracting to read... but big ears are handy for holding the remote ..

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Well move over you lot, one more coming in lol.

This just goes to prove smokers have more fun All the best mischief and laughs are found in the smokers den, wherever it is.

Right, back to me 3 course breakfast - coffee, fag and a good cough.

xxxxx

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Any chance we can sq"wheeze" in ?

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

"Madam, do you smoke during sexual intercourse?"

"I don't know, I've never looked"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the heater on its going nippy out here or can you budge up for a little one please

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

sounds like a good idea,room for two more ?

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Is it just us or does it get on your nellies that non smokers dont give a flying fig about you using the beer garden in the rain, sleet, & snow yet are all too willing to hog the benches when the sun shines !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a friend in need a friend indeed a friend with is better.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a smoker. One of my bad 'habits'

I think it was John Mortimer who said that he wouldn't give up any of his bad habits for the sake of an extra six months in a nursing home

If there are any non smokers out there who won't meet smokers but will meet a smoking, red wine sodden, coffee soaked, itinerant, delinquent monk...........throw me a bone and send me a wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a tendency for men with flat heads somehow, dont ask me why "

At last. My big fat, flat head has become an attractive feature. Now if you also find nostrils that can open a bottle of Magners useful, if not endearing or cute, this could be your lucky day BiPPy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe rushes to have enima and wash arse

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