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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Then poster above! Your reaction was.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the fuck did you get in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How the fuck did you get in my house

Can I have a malteser?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"How the fuck did you get in my house

Where did he stick that banana last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you didn't like bigger women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How the fuck did you get in my house

Can I have a malteser?

I've won the fecking lottery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you didn't like bigger women

I hope there's a man with us too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you didn't like bigger women

I hope there's a man with us too"

Well that was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you didn't like bigger women

I hope there's a man with us too"

How the fuck did I get to Newcastle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you didn't like bigger women

To the OP not Perdita...must type faster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you didn't like bigger women

I hope there's a man with us too

Well that was fun

Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you didn't like bigger women

I hope there's a man with us too

Well that was fun

Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore

I thought I wasn't meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you didn't like bigger women

I hope there's a man with us too

Well that was fun

Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore

I thought I wasn't meeting

Me too but im glad we did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you didn't like bigger women

I hope there's a man with us too

Well that was fun

Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore

I thought I wasn't meeting

Me too but im glad we did

Now I remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An urge to kill the noisy cunt over the road! I'm on nights ffs.

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

You don't understand, this is NOT what it seems...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy another round"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you didn't like bigger women

I hope there's a man with us too

Well that was fun

Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore

No idea as I could barely touch the sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you didn't like bigger women

I hope there's a man with us too

Well that was fun

Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore

No idea as I could barely touch the sides

och aye i kopped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's hand is that? I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's hand is that? I like it

I'd be falling asleep while she calls cab, if I have a smoke, she can have a drag.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Omg I must have been pissed

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"Omg I must have been pissed

Sorry, I must have dozed off there. Did you cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok let's go out for breakfast and let's shop ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping's a great idea...I need some new supplies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shopping's a great idea...I need some new supplies...."

oh yes -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're welcome

I'd be thrilled

been on my hotlist for ages!

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By *ustfortonightMan
over a year ago

Kent

"You're welcome

I'd be thrilled

been on my hotlist for ages!"

I'd be delighted... I'd want my memoroes of the night before back though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're welcome

I'd be thrilled

been on my hotlist for ages!

I'd be delighted... I'd want my memoroes of the night before back though.

Also on my hotlist!

so I'd be happy waking up there too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello you , fancy a jolly wander KJ

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hello you , fancy a jolly wander KJ

About bloody time

MrsSB

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By *ustfortonightMan
over a year ago

Kent

"You're welcome

I'd be thrilled

been on my hotlist for ages!

I'd be delighted... I'd want my memoroes of the night before back though.

Also on my hotlist!

so I'd be happy waking up there too!

Wow thanks, that's very nice to know. It's not often I find out such a little gem on info.

Maybe one day fortune will work in our favour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello you , fancy a jolly wander KJ

About bloody time

MrsSB

Thank goodness it's a woman. Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello you , fancy a jolly wander KJ

About bloody time

MrsSB

Thank goodness it's a woman. Fancy a fuck?

think id won the lotto xxxx

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By *ustfortonightMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Hello you , fancy a jolly wander KJ

About bloody time

MrsSB

Thank goodness it's a woman. Fancy a fuck?

At this point I'd wonder exactly what I did right to have ended up next to you. After waking up next to KJ the night before. Or better yet, rolling over to see you're both there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 15:25:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuppa bud

walkies then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuppa bud

walkies then

Splendid idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuppa bud

walkies then

Splendid idea

super

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Cuppa bud

walkies then

Splendid idea

super

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at last, i got to see her again xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuppa bud

walkies then

Splendid idea

super

Id wonder why i ever went to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuppa bud

walkies then

Splendid idea

super

at last, i got to see her again xx"

awwwwwwwww that would have been a special night eh

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Cuppa bud

walkies then

Splendid idea

super

Id wonder why i ever went to sleep"

"did i wear you out , baby?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give me 10 minutes then I'll be good to go

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Just give me 10 minutes then I'll be good to go

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excellent, i need a cup of tea anyway xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just give me 10 minutes then I'll be good to go

excellent, i need a cup of tea anyway xx

I'll put the kettle on then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just give me 10 minutes then I'll be good to go

excellent, i need a cup of tea anyway xx

I'll put the kettle on then.

You stay in bed. I got this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just give me 10 minutes then I'll be good to go

excellent, i need a cup of tea anyway xx

I'll put the kettle on then.

You stay in bed. I got this

Wtf am I doing in donny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wont nick your Tele if you don't call the police

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I wont nick your Tele if you don't call the police"
i dont have a tele, or a cheese toastie maker..where the hell am i?

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"I wont nick your Tele if you don't call the policei dont have a tele, or a cheese toastie maker..where the hell am i?

Awesome!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a cuppa?

(Alabama) xx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Fancy a cuppa?

(Alabama) xx"

My lucks in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow let's go again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I get to Birmingham?

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"How did I get to Birmingham?

Lucky us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darlaston has never looked better!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Darlaston has never looked better! "

Lucky me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darlaston has never looked better!

Lucky me!!

Im luckier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darlaston has never looked better!

Lucky me!!

Im luckier

Fist bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 19:18:47]

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Darlaston has never looked better!

Lucky me!!

Im luckier

Fist bump "

Damn I missed my Fucking junction on the m4!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darlaston has never looked better!

Lucky me!!

Im luckier

Fist bump "

Somebody needs a wake up call

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Knickers on,

Black, no sugar..ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darlaston has never looked better!

Lucky me!!

Im luckier

Fist bump

Somebody needs a wake up call

"
ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darlaston has never looked better!

Lucky me!!

Im luckier

Fist bump

Somebody needs a wake up call

ffs"

Uh oh

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Darlaston has never looked better!

Lucky me!!

Im luckier

Fist bump

Somebody needs a wake up call

ffs"

Fuck yeah and ID wonder how you got out the restraints!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darlaston has never looked better!

Lucky me!!

Im luckier

Fist bump

Somebody needs a wake up call

ffs"

I didn't feel a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit sorry dude I thought this was next door

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By *hickinthewarmMan
over a year ago

Fife

[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 19:23:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darlaston has never looked better!

Lucky me!!

Im luckier

Fist bump

Somebody needs a wake up call

ffs

I didn't feel a thing "

Neither did i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh your in the wrong house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darlaston has never looked better!

Lucky me!!

Im luckier

Fist bump

Somebody needs a wake up call

ffs

I didn't feel a thing

Neither did i"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've pulled a platinum member...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Breakfast in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breakfast in bed!

I'll put the kettle on. X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll have a coffee

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Breakfast in bed!

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. Yes feckin please

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a coffee "

We're not getting up anytime soon

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 20:10:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 20:10:43]"

They've gone

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll have a coffee

We're not getting up anytime soon

I've booked a week off work- what shall I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 20:10:43]

They've gone

Oh yummy

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

"[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 20:10:43]

They've gone

Oh yummy

I hope this means what i think it means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 20:10:43]

They've gone

Oh yummy

I hope this means what i think it means

It probably does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I woke up to Bold Girl, I'd be gutted that I couldn't remember the night before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont nick your Tele if you don't call the policei dont have a tele, or a cheese toastie maker..where the hell am i?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wont nick your Tele if you don't call the policei dont have a tele, or a cheese toastie maker..where the hell am i?

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