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"Women, men, couples only. "Oh for flump sake. Get a cab like normal people. Everyone on magic mushrooms tonight  | |||
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"Women, men, couples only.
Oh for flump sake. Get a cab like normal people.
Everyone on magic mushrooms tonight "Love that!  | |||
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"Women, men, couples only.
Oh for flump sake. Get a cab like normal people.
Everyone on magic mushrooms tonight "I think so !?!?!  | |||
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"Women, men, couples only.
Oh for flump sake. Get a cab like normal people.
Everyone on magic mushrooms tonight "I think they are on something,going by our messages
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"Women, men, couples only.
Oh for flump sake. Get a cab like normal people.
Everyone on magic mushrooms tonight "Think someone is taking the piss  | |||
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"Women, men, couples only.
Oh for flump sake. Get a cab like normal people.
Everyone on magic mushrooms tonight
I think so !?!?! "Sure I came off the naughty step into the twilight zone  | |||
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"Where are you wanting to go?" Anywhere fantastic. Apart from Bury | |||
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"Where are you wanting to go? Anywhere fantastic. Apart from Bury" Utopia ?? | |||
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"Where are you wanting to go? Anywhere fantastic. Apart from Bury Utopia ?? "Sounds good for a Friday night out and I've never been. I will wait by the front door until you get here. | |||
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"Where are you wanting to go? Anywhere fantastic. Apart from Bury Utopia ??
Sounds good for a Friday night out and I've never been. I will wait by the front door until you get here."Washing my hair unfortunately  | |||
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"Women, men, couples only. "Do you guarantee sex if we do or would we be paying for your company? | |||
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"I would like someone to take me dancing" I'd like soneone to blow dry my hair and cook my dinner, Not likely to happen | |||
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"Women, men, couples only.
Do you guarantee sex if we do or would we be paying for your company? "Can we try both? | |||
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"Women, men, couples only.
Do you guarantee sex if we do or would we be paying for your company?
Can we try both?"No we need a guarantee sorry | |||
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"I would like someone to take me dancing I'd like soneone to blow dry my hair and cook my dinner, Not likely to happen "I'd would | |||
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"Women, men, couples only. "Parasite, prostitute take your pick | |||
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"Where are you wanting to go? Anywhere fantastic. Apart from Bury" You could have offal if you go to Bury though! Just don't forget about the condiments | |||
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"I would like someone to take me dancing I'd like soneone to blow dry my hair and cook my dinner, Not likely to happen
I'd would"Can you curly blow? And cook nuggets  | |||
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"Where are you wanting to go? Anywhere fantastic. Apart from Bury You could have offal if you go to Bury though! Just don't forget about the condiments " Hmmm, maybe you are right. Offal in Bury. After all, a friend did once say 'You've gotta Liver little' | |||
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"I would like someone to take me dancing I'd like soneone to blow dry my hair and cook my dinner, Not likely to happen
I'd would
Can you curly blow? And cook nuggets "Well I'd give the curly blow my best shot sure there a YouTube vid somewhere n I'm a fully qualified chef so I'd hope so lol | |||
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"I would like someone to take me dancing I'd like soneone to blow dry my hair and cook my dinner, Not likely to happen
I'd would
Can you curly blow? And cook nuggets
Well I'd give the curly blow my best shot sure there a YouTube vid somewhere n I'm a fully qualified chef so I'd hope so lol "A chef you say. Well I'm medium/rare steak or monkfish sea food kinda girl,, leave the blow dry il dry it myself | |||
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"I would like someone to take me dancing I'd like soneone to blow dry my hair and cook my dinner, Not likely to happen
I'd would
Can you curly blow? And cook nuggets
Well I'd give the curly blow my best shot sure there a YouTube vid somewhere n I'm a fully qualified chef so I'd hope so lol
A chef you say. Well I'm medium/rare steak or monkfish sea food kinda girl,, leave the blow dry il dry it myself
"So your a lass who likes her steak cooked properly then. I love seafood too my fav is red snapper. And yeah probs best if you look at my pics you will see I have zero hair experience ?????? | |||
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Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
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"Yeah go on then" Right then if I'm going to be ignored I'm taking it back | |||
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"If you're hot I would. " I'm roasting, I left the blumming oven on! | |||
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"Well of course sweetheart ..... I'm in the dough .... Would you like the chauffeur to pick you up at 8.30pm ? Champers or a Dram on your way to mystery location that's fantastic as requested - would that suit? Now to your senses ... We don't want to deny them...... So darling barramundi fish, New York steak - choice is yours .... And desert .... Well if you are well behaved .... It can be a sweet delight - would you like that? Oh and I will foot the bill ..... Is that ok ? No please put your wallet away .... Oh you weren't offering ...
Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
"Ooh, ooh, what a stunning offer! It's got to be a dram, the fish and a dessert surprise to follow. You are kind, thoughtful and I do hope you know your tongue in cheek reply answers a tongue in cheek original post relating to someone's earlier post. 8.29 for the Limo please so I can be fashionably early. I can't wait. | |||
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"Yeah go on then Right then if I'm going to be ignored I'm taking it back "Oh no, I thought you were posting to Mixedbcouple. Was that for me? Go on going on then if it was.  | |||
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"Yeah go on then Right then if I'm going to be ignored I'm taking it back
Oh no, I thought you were posting to Mixedbcouple. Was that for me? Go on going on then if it was. "To bloody late now,you had your chance  | |||
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"Yeah go on then Right then if I'm going to be ignored I'm taking it back
Oh no, I thought you were posting to Mixedbcouple. Was that for me? Go on going on then if it was.
To bloody late now,you had your chance "Oh bolleaux, as they say en France. | |||
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"Yeah go on then Right then if I'm going to be ignored I'm taking it back
Oh no, I thought you were posting to Mixedbcouple. Was that for me? Go on going on then if it was.
To bloody late now,you had your chance
Oh bolleaux, as they say en France."If you snooze you lose as they say in Chesterfield | |||
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"Well of course sweetheart ..... I'm in the dough .... Would you like the chauffeur to pick you up at 8.30pm ? Champers or a Dram on your way to mystery location that's fantastic as requested - would that suit? Now to your senses ... We don't want to deny them...... So darling barramundi fish, New York steak - choice is yours .... And desert .... Well if you are well behaved .... It can be a sweet delight - would you like that? Oh and I will foot the bill ..... Is that ok ? No please put your wallet away .... Oh you weren't offering ...
Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
Ooh, ooh, what a stunning offer! It's got to be a dram, the fish and a dessert surprise to follow.
You are kind, thoughtful and I do hope you know your tongue in cheek reply answers a tongue in cheek original post relating to someone's earlier post.
8.29 for the Limo please so I can be fashionably early. I can't wait.
"Oh darling what a wonderful night it was...... Would you like me to buy you a house now ? And book the wedding toooooooooo Mwah | |||
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"Where are you wanting to go? Anywhere fantastic. Apart from Bury" Why what's up with bury ? | |||
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"Well of course sweetheart ..... I'm in the dough .... Would you like the chauffeur to pick you up at 8.30pm ? Champers or a Dram on your way to mystery location that's fantastic as requested - would that suit? Now to your senses ... We don't want to deny them...... So darling barramundi fish, New York steak - choice is yours .... And desert .... Well if you are well behaved .... It can be a sweet delight - would you like that? Oh and I will foot the bill ..... Is that ok ? No please put your wallet away .... Oh you weren't offering ...
Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
Ooh, ooh, what a stunning offer! It's got to be a dram, the fish and a dessert surprise to follow.
You are kind, thoughtful and I do hope you know your tongue in cheek reply answers a tongue in cheek original post relating to someone's earlier post.
8.29 for the Limo please so I can be fashionably early. I can't wait.
Oh darling what a wonderful night it was......
Would you like me to buy you a house now ?
And book the wedding toooooooooo
Mwah "Wow, only if you are sure dream girl. I will book us onto Escape to the Country so we can share our house hunting romance with the forumites. | |||
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"Where are you wanting to go? Anywhere fantastic. Apart from Bury Why what's up with bury ? " Just a jokey reference to a post by someone else. | |||
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"Well of course sweetheart ..... I'm in the dough .... Would you like the chauffeur to pick you up at 8.30pm ? Champers or a Dram on your way to mystery location that's fantastic as requested - would that suit? Now to your senses ... We don't want to deny them...... So darling barramundi fish, New York steak - choice is yours .... And desert .... Well if you are well behaved .... It can be a sweet delight - would you like that? Oh and I will foot the bill ..... Is that ok ? No please put your wallet away .... Oh you weren't offering ...
Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
Ooh, ooh, what a stunning offer! It's got to be a dram, the fish and a dessert surprise to follow.
You are kind, thoughtful and I do hope you know your tongue in cheek reply answers a tongue in cheek original post relating to someone's earlier post.
8.29 for the Limo please so I can be fashionably early. I can't wait.
Oh darling what a wonderful night it was......
Would you like me to buy you a house now ?
And book the wedding toooooooooo
Mwah
Wow, only if you are sure dream girl. I will book us onto Escape to the Country so we can share our house hunting romance with the forumites. "Oh what a good idea... Would you like a little castle darling.... Everyman needs a castle ? Mwah | |||
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"Well of course sweetheart ..... I'm in the dough .... Would you like the chauffeur to pick you up at 8.30pm ? Champers or a Dram on your way to mystery location that's fantastic as requested - would that suit? Now to your senses ... We don't want to deny them...... So darling barramundi fish, New York steak - choice is yours .... And desert .... Well if you are well behaved .... It can be a sweet delight - would you like that? Oh and I will foot the bill ..... Is that ok ? No please put your wallet away .... Oh you weren't offering ...
Mmmmmm lol...
Anyway tongue in cheek above yet of course it's nice to treat a fellow - and as long as it's appreciated we all don't mind showing it ... Do we?
I love little surprises on a meet and
I have a treat for him too - it's just nice
Mwah
Ooh, ooh, what a stunning offer! It's got to be a dram, the fish and a dessert surprise to follow.
You are kind, thoughtful and I do hope you know your tongue in cheek reply answers a tongue in cheek original post relating to someone's earlier post.
8.29 for the Limo please so I can be fashionably early. I can't wait.
Oh darling what a wonderful night it was......
Would you like me to buy you a house now ?
And book the wedding toooooooooo
Mwah
Wow, only if you are sure dream girl. I will book us onto Escape to the Country so we can share our house hunting romance with the forumites.
Oh what a good idea... Would you like a little castle darling.... Everyman needs a castle ?
Mwah "Congratulations | |||
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" Oh what a good idea... Would you like a little castle darling.... Everyman needs a castle ? Mwah " I didn't, they are cold, draughty places. But does it mean I can pull up the drawbridge and barricade me, you and your fantastic treats inside? Hmmmm... | |||
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"Rhyl? xxx"Rhyl, More like the next place over, Press that in.  | |||
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" Oh what a good idea... Would you like a little castle darling.... Everyman needs a castle ? Mwah I didn't, they are cold, draughty places. But does it mean I can pull up the drawbridge and barricade me, you and your fantastic treats inside? Hmmmm... "We will make it a warm castle - roaring fires.... Sexy staff for play and serving ... And definitely a drawbridge......... Just think this all came about because you took advantage of my generous nature.....in the beginning..and I still have only received a kiss on the cheek ..... | |||
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"Where are you wanting to go? Anywhere fantastic. Apart from Bury" macdonalds maybe or a local playgroup | |||
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" We will make it a warm castle - roaring fires.... Sexy staff for play and serving ... And definitely a drawbridge......... Just think this all came about because you took advantage of my generous nature.....in the beginning..and I still have only received a kiss on the cheek ..... "Well if you will insist on wearing hipster jeans that low... | |||
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"OK, seeing as this post is still running let me clarify something. This is not a serious post. It was done as a light hearted alternative to another post the same day, Friday? Someone else also did another joke post at the same time but the original and the other jokey one will be well down the list now so understandably anyone seeing it for the first time may not catch on. So just to confirm for the benefit of the people who don't get it, or who are not sure, this is just a joke. I am not soliciting for anything. I certainly don't expect anyone to spoil me and pay for all the entertainment. To those who have played along, my thanks for your treats and I look forward to upcoming correspondence from the Land Registry. And to anyone else, those who got wound up by it, even the delightful lady who suggested killing me and posing for photos with my dead corpse, I hope this clarifies things." Haha i did one but it died a death,keep it going | |||
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" Haha i did one but it died a death,keep it going" I will try to. I know how you like to keep checking out my bottom. | |||
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"Yeah go on then" Dude!!! How did you miss this  | |||
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"Yeah go on then Dude!!! How did you miss this "Ah, at last. Company for the voice in my head which has also been asking that all weekend. | |||
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"Yeah go on then Dude!!! How did you miss this
Ah, at last. Company for the voice in my head which has also been asking that all weekend. "Oh eck! Not the voices... | |||
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"Yeah go on then Dude!!! How did you miss this "No-one ever takes me seriously,I'm just trampled on so people can get to the next person . I wasn't serious anyway | |||
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" I wasn't serious anyway "Oh charming! I've only just managed to wrestle my cock into a 'twisted spire' just especially for you and now you dump that on me. | |||
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"Yeah go on then Dude!!! How did you miss this
No-one ever takes me seriously,I'm just trampled on so people can get to the next person . I wasn't serious anyway "I guessed so but he still missed a cracking opportunity for some banter
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" I wasn't serious anyway
Oh charming! I've only just managed to wrestle my cock into a 'twisted spire' just especially for you and now you dump that on me. "Ouch! | |||
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"Yeah go on then Dude!!! How did you miss this
No-one ever takes me seriously,I'm just trampled on so people can get to the next person . I wasn't serious anyway
I guessed so but he still missed a cracking opportunity for some banter
"I know I'm used to it now,it's because my boob's aren't big enough you see,his loss . Ps I hope his wee little winkey stays twisted | |||
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"Yeah go on then Dude!!! How did you miss this
No-one ever takes me seriously,I'm just trampled on so people can get to the next person . I wasn't serious anyway
I guessed so but he still missed a cracking opportunity for some banter
I know I'm used to it now,it's because my boob's aren't big enough you see,his loss . Ps I hope his wee little winkey stays twisted "Ouch again!!!
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"Was not my banter good enough
Bounce bounce bounce
Mwah "Of course it was. But you did say we needed sexy staff | |||
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