FabSwingers.com forum: I'm Scared... I'm turning Bi (Fun)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys... We have all caught the odd show about fashion (Jeeze this gets worse) and as far as I can gather women are the collectors of shoes surely?

My point is... Men are reported to have at most between 4-6 pairs.. I have just had a clear out and now find myself left with 26 pairs.. 3 new just yesterday lol.. Have I got a feminine gene maybe.. am I at risk of turning in the 'heat' as is often said lol...

Guys... How many have you got, honestly..??

Is there a common thread between numbers and your 'Bi' tendancies lol...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Guys... We have all caught the odd show about fashion (Jeeze this gets worse) and as far as I can gather women are the collectors of shoes surely?

Guys... How many have you got, honestly..??

Is there a common thread between numbers and your 'Bi' tendancies lol...

Fuck me, 26 pairs of shoes is well past the bi stage. Your a full gay guy now.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

one black pair, one brown pair, white trainers and black trainers - why do I need any more? as for K well we have a stable full, a bedroom full, a lounge full and even got them on the shelves in the study! last count must have been over 300 pairs and we still get 'I don't know which ones to wear!' at least I only have 2 choices unless I mix and match pmsl

posted by A as K will no doubt give me a big slap when she reads this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao don't panic ah hold on I've got my own footwear store in house & bi hmmmm maybe I'm wrong guy for advice here lmao ah to he'll with it you like them buy them only thing I come across in life is jelous woman as I got more and not enough room for theres LOL be happy hehehe !

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Guys... We have all caught the odd show about fashion (Jeeze this gets worse) and as far as I can gather women are the collectors of shoes surely?

Guys... How many have you got, honestly..??

Is there a common thread between numbers and your 'Bi' tendancies lol...

ARE YOU MAD ...i cant believe you have given so much ammo to the posse ....its ok everyone he was refeering to his antique collection of football boots ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohh God........ Its not good eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh God........ Its not good eh!

Far from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 pairs of shoes , 4 pairs of trainers but dont worry all it says youve got to much money lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised my self by having as many as eight pairs, but I included work boots in that.

Only way you can redeem yourself mate is some of them are tough hard macho footwear. If you've got some nice little "Hello Kitty" shoe's, then your turning

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ohh God........ Its not good eh!

Give them the rope and they will eventually hang themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surprised my self by having as many as eight pairs, but I included work boots in that.

Only way you can redeem yourself mate is some of them are tough hard macho footwear. If you've got some nice little "Hello Kitty" shoe's, then your turning

Do the come fuck me brogues count??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprised my self by having as many as eight pairs, but I included work boots in that.

Only way you can redeem yourself mate is some of them are tough hard macho footwear. If you've got some nice little "Hello Kitty" shoe's, then your turning

Yes, keep schtum about the UG boots will ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprised my self by having as many as eight pairs, but I included work boots in that.

Only way you can redeem yourself mate is some of them are tough hard macho footwear. If you've got some nice little "Hello Kitty" shoe's, then your turning

Do the come fuck me brogues count??

Depends on who the 'come fuck me' is aimed at

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

hahahaha

laughing so hard at this thread!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Ohh God........ Its not good eh!

Hmmmmmm seems like a nice boy

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"hahahaha

laughing so hard at this thread!!! "

at the thread or at "Gayboy notts" lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhh its easy to mock... I'm confused and need guidance here..

There is one pair of Steel Toe caps in there.. but I bought them for a fancy dress thing ff's....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Ohhh its easy to mock... I'm confused and need guidance here..

There is one pair of Steel Toe caps in there.. but I bought them for a fancy dress thing ff's....

So let me get this right.....

The ONLY manly pair of shoes you have - you got for fancy dress....and the other 27 pairs are all yours...???

Hmmm, didnt have to go far for this "Photo Comp" then i imagine.....

Pppppsssssttt - can i have a catwalk fashion show off ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh its easy to mock... I'm confused and need guidance here..

There is one pair of Steel Toe caps in there.. but I bought them for a fancy dress thing ff's....

Unless you bought them for practical reasons, then I'm afraid its Village People for you mate

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I reckon us girls should nip round and relieve him of a few pairs,Ill pass on the steel toecaps though but like the idea of the fuck me brogues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pppppsssssttt - can i have a catwalk fashion show off ya

Can you help determine my sexuality?? If so what colour would you like lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Unless you bought them for practical reasons, then I'm afraid its Village People for you mate"

Ohhh no... Its serious lol.. I had that as a ringtone over the weekend!

Y.M.C.A.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Unless you bought them for practical reasons, then I'm afraid its Village People for you mate

Ohhh no... Its serious lol.. I had that as a ringtone over the weekend!

Y.M.C.A. "

OMG!!! its gone too far for us to be able to help you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK here goes,

8 pairs of shoes

6 pairs of trainers

5 pairs of boots

1 pair motorbike boots

and

my lovely comfortable slippers!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"hahahaha

laughing so hard at this thread!!!

at the thread or at "Gayboy notts" lol"

erm............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reckon us girls should nip round and relieve him of a few pairs,Ill pass on the steel toecaps though but like the idea of the fuck me brogues

Honey.. help, you know what its like... One minute its all beer and cricket, then... its shopping for shoes and a glass of cianti.. I thought I'd matured thats all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"erm............

Erm.... what????

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I reckon us girls should nip round and relieve him of a few pairs,Ill pass on the steel toecaps though but like the idea of the fuck me brogues

Honey.. help, you know what its like... One minute its all beer and cricket, then... its shopping for shoes and a glass of cianti.. I thought I'd matured thats all...

PMSL I have a rocky horror show song in my head right now but if you don't know the film you won't get the joke

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Pppppsssssttt - can i have a catwalk fashion show off ya

Can you help determine my sexuality?? If so what colour would you like lol... "

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, what colours ya got...???

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I reckon us girls should nip round and relieve him of a few pairs,Ill pass on the steel toecaps though but like the idea of the fuck me brogues

Honey.. help, you know what its like... One minute its all beer and cricket, then... its shopping for shoes and a glass of cianti.. I thought I'd matured thats all...

PMSL I have a rocky horror show song in my head right now but if you don't know the film you won't get the joke

ooooooooooooooooooh yes.....lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

OK how many manbags

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"OK how many manbags"

Dont tell him it only takes ONE tho....shhhhh...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pppppsssssttt - can i have a catwalk fashion show off ya

Can you help determine my sexuality?? If so what colour would you like lol...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, what colours ya got...???

Tan.. Brown.. Dark Brown.. Patent Black, Black,.. Rigger Boots.......(Brown)... Blue, deck shoes... Brogues, black and brown lol..

Anything there you fancy me naked bar a pair of Kalvins in then???

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Pppppsssssttt - can i have a catwalk fashion show off ya

Can you help determine my sexuality?? If so what colour would you like lol...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, what colours ya got...???

Tan.. Brown.. Dark Brown.. Patent Black, Black,.. Rigger Boots.......(Brown)... Blue, deck shoes... Brogues, black and brown lol..

Anything there you fancy me naked bar a pair of Kalvins in then???

ALL of them of course

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Manbags!!!! Saw a guy at a club with one a while back............all the men were sniggering at it,I just wanted to know what he had in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK how many manbags"

WTF is a ManBag???

I have pockets... Blimey!

ManBags ..... Nope.. Do I need one then??

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Manbags!!!! Saw a guy at a club with one a while back............all the men were sniggering at it,I just wanted to know what he had in there

Manbags re useless items anyway - if i remember rightly - at Maddies wedding anniversary - Jason had a man bag and it didnt even fir the dildo in it properly!!!

So whats the point???

LOL x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"OK how many manbags

WTF is a ManBag???

I have pockets... Blimey!

ManBags ..... Nope.. Do I need one then??

No you already have a reputation now......manbag is'nt required

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Manbags!!!! Saw a guy at a club with one a while back............all the men were sniggering at it,I just wanted to know what he had in there

Manbags re useless items anyway - if i remember rightly - at Maddies wedding anniversary - Jason had a man bag and it didnt even fir the dildo in it properly!!!

So whats the point???

LOL x"

II wanted to know if he had stamps,some tissues and tampax some lipgloss.......you know? the sort of things we have in our bags

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK how many manbags

WTF is a ManBag???

I have pockets... Blimey!

ManBags ..... Nope.. Do I need one then??

No you already have a reputation now......manbag is'nt required

Thank God... I'm skint!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"OK how many manbags

WTF is a ManBag???

I have pockets... Blimey!

ManBags ..... Nope.. Do I need one then??

No you already have a reputation now......manbag is'nt required

Thank God... I'm skint!

due to all them shoes...???

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Jason has 54 pairs of sodding shoes....

Does that mean he is gay?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Jason has 54 pairs of sodding shoes....

Does that mean he is gay?"

GAY

AND he has a man bag!!!

======GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

h yeah lmfao man bags LOL there just womans purses darker colour LOL .got guys here wearing them

But so way gay ok there choice right enough ha ha

but shoes ill say mine are all male thankyou very much yeah and I like shoes who doesn't LOL you should see my clothes closset hehehe ! Xxxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Jason has 54 pairs of sodding shoes....

Does that mean he is gay?

GAY

AND he has a man bag!!!

======GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL xxxxxx"

No man bag..... just shoes, shoes and more shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jason has 54 pairs of sodding shoes....

Does that mean he is gay?

GAY

AND he has a man bag!!!

======GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL xxxxxx

No man bag..... just shoes, shoes and more shoes!"

Well he can't come out the closet. Its too full for him to get in it in the first place

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Jason has 54 pairs of sodding shoes....

Does that mean he is gay?

GAY

AND he has a man bag!!!

======GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL xxxxxx

No man bag..... just shoes, shoes and more shoes!

Well he can't come out the closet. Its too full for him to get in it in the first place

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

He wants to know why it's ok for me to have loads of shoes but not for men!

Apparently, it's sexist!

I've told him to shut up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jason is soooo not Gay.... Were men who care what we look like.. thats all...

Bugger off lol....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

OK how many shirts

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"He wants to know why it's ok for me to have loads of shoes but not for men!

Apparently, it's sexist!

I've told him to shut up

hopefully with a good clip around the ear with said handbag...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh ha!ha!ha your just jelous I got so many shoes n clothes now be honest LOL xxx

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Real men don't have manbags, they have rucksacks. [They have nothing but their packed lunch in, granted, but it looks better than carrying the Fraggle Rock lunch box....]

As for shoes, I have one pair black (work), one pair trainers (everything else) and one pair flipflops (dug out from wardrobe for 2 weeks a year.)

Think this puts me on the straight side of the fence...

And I'm bad with colours.....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Real men don't have manbags, they have rucksacks. [They have nothing but their packed lunch in, granted, but it looks better than carrying the Fraggle Rock lunch box....]

As for shoes, I have one pair black (work), one pair trainers (everything else) and one pair flipflops (dug out from wardrobe for 2 weeks a year.)

Think this puts me on the straight side of the fence...

And I'm bad with colours.....

plent of closet for YOU to hide in then!!!

PMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK how many shirts"

LOL... seriously.. 100's

Jeans... 100's

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Just not in touch with my feminine side. Rather be touching someone else's feminine side. Or front. Or behind....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"OK how many shirts

LOL... seriously.. 100's

Jeans... 100's

now you are just showing off!!!!

LOL

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Just not in touch with my feminine side. Rather be touching someone else's feminine side. Or front. Or behind....

Perv!!!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys... We have all caught the odd show about fashion (Jeeze this gets worse) and as far as I can gather women are the collectors of shoes surely?

Guys... How many have you got, honestly..??

Is there a common thread between numbers and your 'Bi' tendancies lol...

Mmmm maybe im not that bi after all i only have 2 pairs of shoes a pair of workboots and 1 pair of trainers

well Notts you have opened my eyes pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nearly bought a pinky salmon shirt on Sunday too...

Thank God I saw sense....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly bought a pinky salmon shirt on Sunday too...

Thank God I saw sense....

Wow nice saw one of them recently but les said no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nearly bought a pinky salmon shirt on Sunday too...

Thank God I saw sense....

Wow nice saw one of them recently but les said no

You know for a second there I thought you said Les said no pmsl... as in, she said No yeah.. What a hoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No is here favorite word where im involved lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys... We have all caught the odd show about fashion (Jeeze this gets worse) and as far as I can gather women are the collectors of shoes surely?

Guys... How many have you got, honestly..??

Is there a common thread between numbers and your 'Bi' tendancies lol...

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me tooooooooooo

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