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A Birthday for oor Soapy..

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

you thought you got away with it for another

unfortunately sweetheart, we hold these memories clear

the Borrower is his name

to be without him wouldn't be the same

we love it when he tries to win

but bless him.... he's's really quite dim

in all these years, he has not learnt

mess wi the Posse and you will get burnt

oor soapy thinks he is a stud

the rest of us are thinking DUD

we've only known you for a while

you're banter always makes us grimace... sorry smile

a gentleman and a rocket

you can take him home in your inside pocket

the women are a coming, and they're looking for soapy

your stomach should be churning and you should be looking quite rope

your guilt is written in the "musings" you write

the rest of us think "oh the usual shite"

a contradiction of sizes there is with this guy

a bubbly personality, but only knee high

now suddles we love you, but we do like to mock

because we have picture proof you have the tiniest cock

oh, you may look good in radox, but just remember this

you sit in the bath all of the day, but never get out to piss

you love to do your dressing up, you're the master of the art

as cupid, batman, slave or gnome

you are still a futtn tart

a man of many talent (coff)

the "karaoke king" (coff coff)

but grab the cotton wool and ear plugs

cos ye cannae futtn sing!!!

you are a pal wo is chilles

so cool and so rude

a laugh in your clothes

hysterical when nude

you walk in the socail

we know you are a real pink fairy

no 6 pack, lard ass behind

you're so scarey, wtf is goig on in your mind?

so we are getting straight to the point

you won't show your cock to every guy in town (coff coff coff)

and you're a useless singer

but spend an ickle time with him (then post the details)

with love and many thanks to me!!! ok, and the rest of you....Peaches, Granny, Diamonds, Femme, Chez, Bi-pussy, Polo, Petillante, Pearl, Funky Monkey

*** no forumites were harmed in the making of this poem... what happens after he reads it has absolutely no bearing on who typed it (and I don't know any of you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im lost for words thank you guys so much and ya ya all got ya own back ill give ya that one

Craig xxxxxxxxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

oh bejesus he not got his bus pass has he???

Jeeeeeez xxx

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

we have rendered him speechless... our work here is done (and yay, a quiet weekend for me now)

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"we have rendered him speechless... our work here is done (and yay, a quiet weekend for me now) "

holy SHIT!!!

Femme has given you the BEST web site ever then, hee hee xxx

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"we have rendered him speechless... our work here is done (and yay, a quiet weekend for me now)

holy SHIT!!!

Femme has given you the BEST web site ever then, hee hee xxx"

nahh, I just have plenty of gaffa tape and rope, oh and the gimp in the shed to keep him quiet whilst I am online!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, yeah, yeah...but who's going to take him out the bath and give him the bumps?

Happy birthday oh Soapy one x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"we have rendered him speechless... our work here is done (and yay, a quiet weekend for me now)

holy SHIT!!!

Femme has given you the BEST web site ever then, hee hee xxx

nahh, I just have plenty of gaffa tape and rope, oh and the gimp in the shed to keep him quiet whilst I am online!!!"

hahahahahahahahaha

The gaffa would do but the gimp just adds to the fun xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im lost for words thank you guys so much and ya ya all got ya own back ill give ya that one

Craig xxxxxxxxxx "

I was not harmed in anyway contributing me little bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im lost for words thank you guys so much and ya ya all got ya own back ill give ya that one

Craig xxxxxxxxxx

I was not harmed in anyway contributing me little bit "

Yes i heard about your "little bit"lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy brithday ,have a good one

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

just spotted errors in this.... note to self - never type when shagged oot!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday soapy one, ye know we loves ye

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im lost for words thank you guys so much and ya ya all got ya own back ill give ya that one

Craig xxxxxxxxxx

I was not harmed in anyway contributing me little bit

Yes i heard about your "little bit"lol xx "

Anything for the birthday boy

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

my mate soapy

the master of rhyme

the ode and the ditty

our very own bard

always at his best

giving the pussy posse it hard

.

he may not be big

he may not be tall

but if there was

more like him

a better place it would be

for one and all

on cross border raids

he often departs

to yon bonnie banks

for a wee meet

with his queen of hearts

.

with this pair

there should come a warning

to approach,with extreme caution

for if there's a y in the day

sanity's not even an option.

happy birthday mate.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Oi...... where's the bit I wrote????

Happy birthday git face..... will make sure you are punished in a couple of weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

YER!!!! I wrote a bit too,took me bloody ages as well

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"YER!!!! I wrote a bit too,took me bloody ages as well "

and me

looks like somebody else gonna die

First Soapy ignores, now Windy ignores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite liked mine....

Sing along with hey big spender....

The minute he walks in the joint,

you can see is an elf of distinction

A real big fairy.

No 6 pack

A small behind

Wouldnt you like to know whats

going on in his mind

So let me get right to the point,

He dont pop his cork for

all the girls in town.

And he aint no big spender......

He spends......so little time with me.

da da da da da

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I quite liked mine....

Sing along with hey big spender....

The minute he walks in the joint,

you can see is an elf of distinction

A real big fairy.

No 6 pack

A small behind

Wouldnt you like to know whats

going on in his mind

So let me get right to the point,

He dont pop his cork for

all the girls in town.

And he aint no big spender......

He spends......so little time with me.

da da da da da

"

Brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know windy was going to print them all and is going to give em to the soapster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to write a birthday rhyme

But my knowledge of Soapy is sketchy

All I know is he baths a lot

and has a scottish pal who is tetchy!!

Many Happy Returns of the Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy birthday soapy xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy birthday soapy xxxx

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