FabSwingers.com forum: Awkward Moments

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well a few weeks back I was in my sisters in laws house ( nobody was home )

I know how she keeps all her tobacco tips papers in a carrier bag by the settee

Anyway I was gagging for a rolli

So I went to the carrier bad that all the things needed to make a rolli are kept and to my amazement there was a dildo, I must say I was more than shocked.

How can I unsee the seen ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying growing up

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Better to see it in the bag than up her snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying growing up

this was funnier than the OP.

i forgot my awkward moments now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying growing up

You think that may help ?

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile

I like how you are blushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better to see it in the bag than up her snatch"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile

And a smoker so desperate he rummages in people's private stuff to get a smoke

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile

I like how you are blushing

Id say that was an "awkward" moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile

Have I got myself down as a non smoker ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile

I like how you are blushing

Id say that was an "awkward" moment

I'm happy to see a straight man paying more attention to detail on another straight mans profile

you put a lot of women to shame with your also expected powers of observation, have you ever thought about becoming a spy for the Central Intelligence Agency ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile

Have I got myself down as a non smoker ?

Oh, now That Is Awkward!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know"

I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know

I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me "

Better than a huge black one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She keeps her dildo in with her tobacco???

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know

I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me "

Better than you sister in law looking at you with her vibe in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She keeps her dildo in with her tobacco???"

No silly, she keeps her tobacco in with her dildo

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My mum caught me shagging thursday

Well heard, she brought something round she left it on the table

When i saw it i rang her

Now i could of been oblivious to her hearing me if she hadnt of said 'i tried to get out as quietly and quickly as possible'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile

I'm shocked! Do people not tell the truth on their profiles then?

Just rechecked mine in case I'm caught out, nope all clear..bronzed 6'4" Adonis, pecker to match, currently living on yacht in Montego Bay, Jamaica, honest

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile

I like how you are blushing

Id say that was an "awkward" moment

I'm happy to see a straight man paying more attention to detail on another straight mans profile

you put a lot of women to shame with your also expected powers of observation, have you ever thought about becoming a spy for the Central Intelligence Agency ? "

Well they do say the best form of defence is attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better to see it in the bag than up her snatch"

Depends if she's hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile

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game set match

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok I shall correct a seemingly inconsiderate mistake on my part

I can only apologise and hope it's accepted I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you sniffed it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet you sniffed it ! "

I bet you wish you had :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you sniffed it !

I bet you wish you had :p"

I'm hoping you went and shoved it up your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet you sniffed it !

I bet you wish you had :p

I'm hoping you went and shoved it up your arse

Nope

I just turned round and didn't look at that carrier bag again

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By *r. JoystickMan
over a year ago

London

When I was ~15, I was watching porn on the PC in my room. Mum gets home; I rush to exit the windows ASAP. Bloody thing freezes.

I panic and thus don't turn off the monitor/box and Mum catches me with "Mum/Son Porn" on my browser.

That's the most awkward and embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me and I hope ever will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you sniffed it !

I bet you wish you had :p

I'm hoping you went and shoved it up your arse

Should have taken the battery out and replaced it with some fruit gums ... Imagine the confusion ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know

I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me "

It was a food mixer in disguise'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was ~15, I was watching porn on the PC in my room. Mum gets home; I rush to exit the windows ASAP. Bloody thing freezes.

I panic and thus don't turn off the monitor/box and Mum catches me with "Mum/Son Porn" on my browser.

That's the most awkward and embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me and I hope ever will

Alt tab! Alt tab!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you sniffed it !

I bet you wish you had :p

I'm hoping you went and shoved it up your arse

Nope

I just turned round and didn't look at that carrier bag again "

And took the dildo with you...

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

In all fairness I'd be surprised to find a woman these days who doesn't have a sex toy. I think the shock factor is long gone.

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By *aren1956TV/TS
over a year ago

Fakenham

"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile

Nothing new about double standards on here.....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.

* Although there was this *one time* when I was having sex in the floor of my bedroom when my mum AND ONE OF HER FRIENDS decided that they would barge in to have a look at the rug I just happened to be screwing on.

Hmmm.

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By *r. JoystickMan
over a year ago

London

"Alt tab! Alt tab!!!

Didn't work!

From that day forth, I vowed never to use Internet Explorer as my main browser again.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Better to see it in the bag than up her snatch"

This seriously tickled me!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.

And sometimes you need to remember I'm not

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.

And sometimes you need to remember I'm not

When have I *ever* embarrassed you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question did you use it x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Moving house many moons ago when still with the ex.

I'd been poorly and my parents were helping me do some packing one day. We decided to 'do' the kitchen.

In the cupboard under the sink, where lurks all manner of cleaning materials, rags and scouring pads my Mum stumbled upon a vibrator.

In those says all I could do was say I had no idea where it was from, go bright red and then try to carry on with a steady voice.

Interestingly I genuinely didn't know where it was from and still don't.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.

And sometimes you need to remember I'm not

When have I *ever* embarrassed you?

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better to see it in the bag than up her snatch

This seriously tickled me!

You do have a valid point

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

What's to be awkward about, don't all women have them now days?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.

And sometimes you need to remember I'm not

When have I *ever* embarrassed you?

Ha ha

Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?

I'm curious now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moving house many moons ago when still with the ex.

I'd been poorly and my parents were helping me do some packing one day. We decided to 'do' the kitchen.

In the cupboard under the sink, where lurks all manner of cleaning materials, rags and scouring pads my Mum stumbled upon a vibrator.

In those says all I could do was say I had no idea where it was from, go bright red and then try to carry on with a steady voice.

Interestingly I genuinely didn't know where it was from and still don't."

Maybe your plumber had been watching too many films!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.

And sometimes you need to remember I'm not

When have I *ever* embarrassed you?

Ha ha

Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?

I'm curious now..."

The Americans in the 'elevator'

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Moving house many moons ago when still with the ex.

I'd been poorly and my parents were helping me do some packing one day. We decided to 'do' the kitchen.

In the cupboard under the sink, where lurks all manner of cleaning materials, rags and scouring pads my Mum stumbled upon a vibrator.

In those says all I could do was say I had no idea where it was from, go bright red and then try to carry on with a steady voice.

Interestingly I genuinely didn't know where it was from and still don't.

Maybe your plumber had been watching too many films!

We'd not had any plumbing work done for years. I can only honestly think it was another thing the ex ket secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moving house many moons ago when still with the ex.

I'd been poorly and my parents were helping me do some packing one day. We decided to 'do' the kitchen.

In the cupboard under the sink, where lurks all manner of cleaning materials, rags and scouring pads my Mum stumbled upon a vibrator.

In those says all I could do was say I had no idea where it was from, go bright red and then try to carry on with a steady voice.

Interestingly I genuinely didn't know where it was from and still don't.

Maybe your plumber had been watching too many films!

We'd not had any plumbing work done for years. I can only honestly think it was another thing the ex ket secret

Maybe he was on to something maybe if you put a scouring sponge on the end it's cleans those hard to reach spots in he bottom of cups and glasses? Was it a rabbit.... Maybe it did the rim as well

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.

And sometimes you need to remember I'm not

When have I *ever* embarrassed you?

Ha ha

Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?

I'm curious now...

The Americans in the 'elevator'

I don't remember that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know

I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me "

You sure it wasn't a lighter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know

I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me

You sure it wasn't a lighter?"

No was definitely a dildo

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Maybe he was on to something maybe if you put a scouring sponge on the end it's cleans those hard to reach spots in he bottom of cups and glasses? Was it a rabbit.... Maybe it did the rim as well

Far fetched but he'd go with that if asked

It was a little skin tone one that preceded rabbits and all today's fun stuff.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.

And sometimes you need to remember I'm not

When have I *ever* embarrassed you?

Ha ha

Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?

I'm curious now...

The Americans in the 'elevator'

I don't remember that

Handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was in beside her baccy n skins eh.......did it have a health warning on it next to a pic of a big gaping fanny?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.

And sometimes you need to remember I'm not

When have I *ever* embarrassed you?

Ha ha

Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?

I'm curious now...

The Americans in the 'elevator'

I don't remember that

Handy

Genuinely, I have no memory.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.

And sometimes you need to remember I'm not

When have I *ever* embarrassed you?

Ha ha

Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?

I'm curious now...

The Americans in the 'elevator'

I don't remember that

Handy

Genuinely, I have no memory.

* like the CIA, I practice plausible deniability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was in beside her baccy n skins eh.......did it have a health warning on it next to a pic of a big gaping fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She keeps her dildo in with her tobacco???"

Makes sense, most smokers like a smoke after sex so she keeps them in the same bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum caught me shagging thursday

Well heard, she brought something round she left it on the table

When i saw it i rang her

Now i could of been oblivious to her hearing me if she hadnt of said 'i tried to get out as quietly and quickly as possible'"

Who is Thursday, is it a family pet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She keeps her dildo in with her tobacco???

Makes sense, most smokers like a smoke after sex so she keeps them in the same bag

I did wonder why it was in the backy bag, explains everything now you mention it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"She keeps her dildo in with her tobacco???

Makes sense, most smokers like a smoke after sex so she keeps them in the same bag

I did wonder why it was in the backy bag, explains everything now you mention it "

Maybe she was hiding it from prying eyes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well a few weeks back I was in my sisters in laws house ( nobody was home )

I know how she keeps all her tobacco tips papers in a carrier bag by the settee

Anyway I was gagging for a rolli

So I went to the carrier bad that all the things needed to make a rolli are kept and to my amazement there was a dildo, I must say I was more than shocked.

How can I unsee the seen ? "

Why would that be unexpected?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well a few weeks back I was in my sisters in laws house ( nobody was home )

I know how she keeps all her tobacco tips papers in a carrier bag by the settee

Anyway I was gagging for a rolli

So I went to the carrier bad that all the things needed to make a rolli are kept and to my amazement there was a dildo, I must say I was more than shocked.

How can I unsee the seen ?

Why would that be unexpected? "

Have you seen a dildo kept in a backy bag before ?

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