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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Who would like to come and live with honeypot and myself when we get older. No men, we will get them in as an when required

To be apart of our establishment you have to follow the rules

Always be seen in a kaftan

Martina cocktails from 8am prompt

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

no way, I'm no changing your incontinence pads, hoovering and emptying ashtrays all day long!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"no way, I'm no changing your incontinence pads, hoovering and emptying ashtrays all day long!!!!

me legs arnt planning on being closed long enough to wear incontinence pads lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Who would like to come and live with honeypot and myself when we get older. No men, we will get them in as an when required

To be apart of our establishment you have to follow the rules

Always be seen in a kaftan

Martina cocktails from 8am prompt"

Your cocktails are usually good, what's a Martina and could they not start from 7am as am an early riser

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Who would like to come and live with honeypot and myself when we get older. No men, we will get them in as an when required

To be apart of our establishment you have to follow the rules

Always be seen in a kaftan

Martina cocktails from 8am prompt

Your cocktails are usually good, what's a Martina and could they not start from 7am as am an early riser"

Im sure one of our servants will be able to sort you out a martini for 7am

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

This establishment is for when we're older

You must always talk about the most naughtiest things you did when you were younger and you must always have your lippy on a tad OTT

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

whats a kaftan???

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

This establishment is for when we're older

You must always talk about the most naughtiest things you did when you were younger and you must always have your lippy on a tad OTT"

and some on your teeth

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

will there be a smell of wee wee?

I might pop along for a visit

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"will there be a smell of wee wee?

I might pop along for a visit

wee wee,boiled cabbage,whatever floats ya boat

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"will there be a smell of wee wee?

I might pop along for a visit

wee wee,boiled cabbage,whatever floats ya boat

I was going to breath into a scented lacy hankerchief...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"will there be a smell of wee wee?

I might pop along for a visit

Awwww... And you can take them some Werthers...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"will there be a smell of wee wee?

I might pop along for a visit

Awwww... And you can take them some Werthers...

Indeed I will... give em sumit to suck on.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Werthers??? give over! you have to bring young men if you want to visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come stay too? I'll supply the souped up zimmer with the go faster stripes. xxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can I come stay too? I'll supply the souped up zimmer with the go faster stripes. xxx"

Cause you can laine, where going to have vibrating zimmer frames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come stay too? I'll supply the souped up zimmer with the go faster stripes. xxx

Cause you can laine, where going to have vibrating zimmer frames"

zimmers are great for that added support when the young 'uns are thrusting from behind.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can I come stay too? I'll supply the souped up zimmer with the go faster stripes. xxx

Cause you can laine, where going to have vibrating zimmer frames

zimmers are great for that added support when the young 'uns are thrusting from behind.

Thats what i was thinking, and were going to have an age cut off point. No gentleman callers over the age of 40. We will be undated, we all know how much these young guys love mature women

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i'm just looking at some of the women.

who are going to be attending,this establishment.

you could not have chosen,a less accurate,heading.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"i'm just looking at some of the women.

who are going to be attending,this establishment.

you could not have chosen,a less accurate,heading.

Your just jealous cause your far to old to be accepted as one of our gentleman callers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm just looking at some of the women.

who are going to be attending,this establishment.

you could not have chosen,a less accurate,heading.

....... hand bags at dawn sirrah!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

the only way guys will visit.

is if yous send out a press gang.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"the only way guys will visit.

is if yous send out a press gang.

I see nothing but jealousy from guys that would beg to come visit

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"the only way guys will visit.

is if yous send out a press gang.

I see nothing but jealousy from guys that would beg to come visit

lol

your getting a bit delusional already diamonds.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"the only way guys will visit.

is if yous send out a press gang.

I see nothing but jealousy from guys that would beg to come visit

lol

your getting a bit delusional already diamonds.

You, _iew, euro you will all be pressing your noses up at the window to see whats going off

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am gonna give it a miss now..

Xfactor may be on

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I am gonna give it a miss now..

Xfactor may be on"

You will be dressing up as a little old lady to try and gain entry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod it, I'm in - if only for the cocktails. Can we have some based around Bombay Sapphire or Baileys tho?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Sod it, I'm in - if only for the cocktails. Can we have some based around Bombay Sapphire or Baileys tho? "

You can have whatever you like dear, the only rule is you have to wear a kaftan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silk kaftan of course....I love them, ye get to swan around with nothing on underneath.... except yer thermal vest and long johns....phwooooarrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I having flash-backs to The Golden Girls series?

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'll join - if I can have Bellinis and customise my kaftan. Slashed to the navel for starters

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

got my kaftan - dennis roussos eat your feckin heart out!!!

Didn't realise they were so goddamned sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just bloody glad ya said NO men xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Im just bloody glad ya said NO men xx

well you wouldn't count in that catgory anyway!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwww... Im gettin me nose away from this window.... Something IS going off round here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod it, I'm in - if only for the cocktails. Can we have some based around Bombay Sapphire or Baileys tho?

You can have whatever you like dear, the only rule is you have to wear a kaftan"

Nice one, I'll get a purple one. Sorted.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Ewwwww... Im gettin me nose away from this window.... Something IS going off round here...

it's the oldies, they refuse to wear incontinence pads and stink of wee. talking of which, where is frock off tonight??

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Ewwwww... Im gettin me nose away from this window.... Something IS going off round here...

it's the oldies, they refuse to wear incontinence pads and stink of wee. talking of which, where is frock off tonight??

Phew thank the lord I;m here

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No men????????? ever??????

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"No men????????? ever??????

Men visiting most definetly, men living with us nooooooooooooo way lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"No men????????? ever??????

Men visiting most definetly, men living with us nooooooooooooo way lol"
id miss hiding the remote and putting down the loo seat lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Im just bloody glad ya said NO men xx

Short arsed little grunts don't count as men.......

You can sit out by the pond and be our gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im just bloody glad ya said NO men xx

Short arsed little grunts don't count as men.......

You can sit out by the pond and be our gnome

Oi this threads entitled ladies what you doing posting on it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im just bloody glad ya said NO men xx

Short arsed little grunts don't count as men.......

You can sit out by the pond and be our gnome

Is that a gnome on the national elf ?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Im just bloody glad ya said NO men xx

Short arsed little grunts don't count as men.......

You can sit out by the pond and be our gnome

Oi this threads entitled ladies what you doing posting on it xx

I is a pretend lady.......... just like you pretend to be more than just the annoying little fairy at the bottom of my garden who pisses on the s to make them grown!

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