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By *ongtalljon OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales

According to a survey, 69% of BMW drivers would describe themselves as being promiscuous.

Aha, so is this why BMW drivers never use their indicators? Too busy wanking?

So, next time a BMW cuts me up without indicating, and I shout "Wanker", then that is actually a correct statement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to drive a bmw

Swapped it for Jeep more room for promiscuity

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By *aren1956TV/TS
over a year ago

Fakenham

I wonder how many described themselves as considerate? Just like the suicidal BMW driver reversing UP the A11 on to the A47 roundabout on Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to a survey 69% of males from Flint are wankers too

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"According to a survey, 69% of BMW drivers would describe themselves as being promiscuous"

That's an interesting start to a personal statement but I'd suggest rethinking your whole Cv to be honest.

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By *ongtalljon OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales


"According to a survey 69% of males from Flint are wankers too"

That is probably a correct figure judging by the number of BMW drivers in this town.

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By *ongtalljon OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales


"According to a survey, 69% of BMW drivers would describe themselves as being promiscuous

That's an interesting start to a personal statement but I'd suggest rethinking your whole Cv to be honest."

Ya mean, putting that on my job application for a salesmans position at the local BMW dealer isn't gonna cut it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be me then. I admit I have a history of this illness. I have had six bmw's.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Indicators are a optional extra and very expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm saying nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Multiple BMW offender here...

I do find that I haven't found a need to give directions since being here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a BMW for a few years. At the time I wasn't promiscuous or a bad driver. I have to admit it wasn't my choice to buy the car,I picked a Nissan Micra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you will find all cars dont come with indicators anymore. I drive a 2 series and people that dont indicate annoy the crap out of me

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

An ex BMW driver, a merc driver now better type of driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if BMW drivers are cocks they should all get together with Audi drivers because they are CU@TS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe if BMW drivers are cocks they should all get together with Audi drivers because they are CU@TS "

One of my regular partners had a BMW M3 when I met him,then got an Audi R8 and now has a BMW 7 series.

So he's a cocky cunt

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

[Removed by poster at 28/07/16 16:28:12]

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran


"Maybe if BMW drivers are cocks they should all get together with Audi drivers because they are CU@TS "

And no doubt their progeny would all drive 4x4,s!!

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice


"Maybe if BMW drivers are cocks they should all get together with Audi drivers because they are CU@TS "
that makes me both of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promiscuousness has nothing to do with masturbation.

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Indicating? It just spoils the mystery and excitement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Indicating? It just spoils the mystery and excitement."

Better games of chicken too

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Had to laugh a few weeks ago at the BMW driver showing off to his passenger friend. He drove like an idiot through a roundabout and clipped the kerb and span the car. No damage except the front nearside wheel was bent but the passenger complained of neck pains. Paramedics called who in turn called the fire brigade. They cut the roof off to get the passenger out fearing back problems. Result? No injury, car written off and he wasn't insured

Oh dear, how sad, never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to laugh a few weeks ago at the BMW driver showing off to his passenger friend. He drove like an idiot through a roundabout and clipped the kerb and span the car. No damage except the front nearside wheel was bent but the passenger complained of neck pains. Paramedics called who in turn called the fire brigade. They cut the roof off to get the passenger out fearing back problems. Result? No injury, car written off and he wasn't insured

Oh dear, how sad, never mind "

How did you know he wasn't insured?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try following my BMW you will see that we are not all like that

I always indicate......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to laugh a few weeks ago at the BMW driver showing off to his passenger friend. He drove like an idiot through a roundabout and clipped the kerb and span the car. No damage except the front nearside wheel was bent but the passenger complained of neck pains. Paramedics called who in turn called the fire brigade. They cut the roof off to get the passenger out fearing back problems. Result? No injury, car written off and he wasn't insured

Oh dear, how sad, never mind "

Made me laugh

I'm a Ford driver... slow as fook unless I'm VERY late for our Friday nights out...

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By *ongtalljon OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales


"Had to laugh a few weeks ago at the BMW driver showing off to his passenger friend. He drove like an idiot through a roundabout and clipped the kerb and span the car. No damage except the front nearside wheel was bent but the passenger complained of neck pains. Paramedics called who in turn called the fire brigade. They cut the roof off to get the passenger out fearing back problems. Result? No injury, car written off and he wasn't insured

Oh dear, how sad, never mind

Made me laugh

I'm a Ford driver... slow as fook unless I'm VERY late for our Friday nights out... "

It's okay, don't worry. The same survey stated that 56% of Ford drivers are or would like to be married.

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By *igal17Man
over a year ago

Ayr


"According to a survey 69% of males from Flint are wankers too"

31% of Flint men don't like the occasional quick one off the wrist?

What's wrong with these people?

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By *ongtalljon OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales


"Had to laugh a few weeks ago at the BMW driver showing off to his passenger friend. He drove like an idiot through a roundabout and clipped the kerb and span the car. No damage except the front nearside wheel was bent but the passenger complained of neck pains. Paramedics called who in turn called the fire brigade. They cut the roof off to get the passenger out fearing back problems. Result? No injury, car written off and he wasn't insured

Oh dear, how sad, never mind

How did you know he wasn't insured?"

It's possible to check the insurance status of vehicles online. Of course, you do have to tick a box stating that you own or have a genuine interest in the vehicle you are checking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think this could relate to all German car drivers especially on the m4 near reading.

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By *ongtalljon OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales


"Think this could relate to all German car drivers especially on the m4 near reading. "

Oh dear, I do think that being "on the M4 near Reading" is a bit of a status symbol. People, generally, have a misconception that Reading is a wealthy, well to do, technology valley kinda place. And the M4 is the motorway used by all the most successful people from their second home near to Gatcombe.

Sadly, a couple of years ago, I had to spend three full weeks in Reading. I went out one night. It was "Me and the barman for company" almost everywhere, except for Jamies which was filled with German car drivers who presumably were only there because they couldn't secure a table reservation in nearby Windsor, and the local Witherspoons, filled with locals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe if BMW drivers are cocks they should all get together with Audi drivers because they are CU@TS that makes me both of them "

Me too! I have both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think this could relate to all German car drivers especially on the m4 near reading.

Oh dear, I do think that being "on the M4 near Reading" is a bit of a status symbol. People, generally, have a misconception that Reading is a wealthy, well to do, technology valley kinda place. And the M4 is the motorway used by all the most successful people from their second home near to Gatcombe.

Sadly, a couple of years ago, I had to spend three full weeks in Reading. I went out one night. It was "Me and the barman for company" almost everywhere, except for Jamies which was filled with German car drivers who presumably were only there because they couldn't secure a table reservation in nearby Windsor, and the local Witherspoons, filled with locals. "

Reading is a shit hole for all the financial and Internet hqs in this country.

I have the misfortune to be stuck here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMW 650 driver here

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Last 4 cars were BM's, fabulous to drive, great cars, think OP is using a very broad brush to tarnish all and sundry,plenty of other makes have poor drivers behind the wheel, I say last 4 cars, as yesterday I traded my 5 series in for a Range Rover, the 5 series got me everywhere even in the snow but I live right on the edge of the Peak District and we can have snow from Oct to April when the center of Sheffield will be dry and sunny, so no more worrying when working over in Manchester,Stoke / anywhere over the peaks as to wether I can get home ......

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