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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?

Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?

Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat "

That made me smile . So sweet.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?

Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat "

Haha. I put a coffee on in the hope when I read it, it will be more than a sentence to read. Haha. Which inevitably it is. A one word answer to a well written message from me. It was misspelled too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon now - Positive thinking!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

I'm beginning to think that you're far too sweet to be real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you OP!

The ladies get so many they don't know what you're talking about.

For us it's like 'what!? Surely some mistake ..' before running around the room high fiving everyone in sight.

Bu then it's the crushing disappointment when it's from a guy offering to suck your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a little bit jaded that my inbox will be disappointing.

but i've made some nice friends on here as well and i know there'll be something from them in there and that is why i log in.

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

Sometimes I unread several messages, so when my wifey logs on, she screams omg we've got 10 messages wohooo woopy woo,

Yes I know it's childish, but I still think it's funny every night, I can't believe she still falls for it. Haha

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Any messages tell me I'm in Trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got excited the first time one of my mails was read. Then I figured out there would be no reply....then shattered when I figured out people delete without reading them!

But the excitement from a mail is difficult to describe. I may wait an hour next time I get one now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still get excited about the one you get from FAB thanking you for becoming a supporter once you have paid. I look forward to my one message a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any messages tell me I'm in Trouble "

Every few months my inbox icon finally lights up - renewing my site subscription and getting the confirmation message is the best way to get incoming mail I find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still get excited about the one you get from FAB thanking you for becoming a supporter once you have paid. I look forward to my one message a month "

Ha jinx - beat me to it! I'm with you brother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages? Prey tell what are those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm beginning to think that you're far too sweet to be real "

I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urm I'll just leave shall I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always good seeing that 1 unread message, until you open it and see it's just a couple asking if your bi,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Urm I'll just leave shall I?"

No don't go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still get excited about the one you get from FAB thanking you for becoming a supporter once you have paid. I look forward to my one message a month

Ha jinx - beat me to it! I'm with you brother! "

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Any message with a silhouette frightens the life out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any message with a silhouette frightens the life out of me"

I know, how do those silhouettes manage to see what they are typing when they have no eyes. Something creepy going on for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?

Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat "

Hahahahahaha thats funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines allways 1 unread most ever as been 14. Only because of a ffp thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its normally a message from a straight man asking if I fancy a suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its normally a message from a straight man asking if I fancy a suck "

At least they message you, i seem to attract lookers only

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By *dam123321Man
over a year ago

London

All above are very true, also when youve got some correspondence and think the convo is going well, send a reply and then poof outta nowhere, ignored and deleted

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"It's always good seeing that 1 unread message, until you open it and see it's just a couple asking if your bi, "

You say that like it is a bad thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?

Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat "

Have to agree with you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its normally a message from a straight man asking if I fancy a suck "

Me too!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?

Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat

Have to agree with you there "

I agree too, although I haven't the discipline to wait 15 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's always good seeing that 1 unread message, until you open it and see it's just a couple asking if your bi,

You say that like it is a bad thing "
it is considering their looking for a bi guy, which I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I love that little illuminated sign, gives me a proper ego boost it does! Especially posted to an old fossil like me!

You ladies don't know what your missing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the time I once had a yellowy tinge to my inbox. I assumed it was a fault with my screen so I took it down to Dodgy Bob's, our local phone repair centre. He immediately identified the problem, saying it was a common fault with the Galaxy S5 and was a pre- cursor to a major software problem. He said the phone needed extensive work and it would take a couple of days to do.

I paid him the £350 repair fee and organised to collect the phone on the Friday. Bob appeared that anxious over the scale of the repair that he was actually laughing when I handed the phone over.

On collecting my phone, repaired perfectly I might add, Bob told me that he had hardly slept in two days. He went on to tell me he had been partying for two solid days with two stunning Nympho's who had contacted him off here. They just happened to be in town and were looking for some fun. They drained him and left him totally spent....lucky git eh?

Fancy Dodgy Bob being a fabbers?...amazing!

Anyway, Bob needed another £150 for the repair for unexpected expenses.

I just wanna say thanks to Bob, you managed to repair my phone AND bang two lovelies. What a guy!!

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By *umpPumpyMan
over a year ago

London

I've given up on that 1 unread sign. It's usually a bloke offering me to fuck their mouth or cum down their throat or some such vulgarness.

What I get excited about it when the message you sent to thar lady or couple has finally been read.

And then you see its been deleted ten seconds later. Hahahaha all that thought and effort down the shitter in an instant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember the time I once had a yellowy tinge to my inbox. I assumed it was a fault with my screen so I took it down to Dodgy Bob's, our local phone repair centre. He immediately identified the problem, saying it was a common fault with the Galaxy S5 and was a pre- cursor to a major software problem. He said the phone needed extensive work and it would take a couple of days to do.

I paid him the £350 repair fee and organised to collect the phone on the Friday. Bob appeared that anxious over the scale of the repair that he was actually laughing when I handed the phone over.

On collecting my phone, repaired perfectly I might add, Bob told me that he had hardly slept in two days. He went on to tell me he had been partying for two solid days with two stunning Nympho's who had contacted him off here. They just happened to be in town and were looking for some fun. They drained him and left him totally spent....lucky git eh?

Fancy Dodgy Bob being a fabbers?...amazing!

Anyway, Bob needed another £150 for the repair for unexpected expenses.

I just wanna say thanks to Bob, you managed to repair my phone AND bang two lovelies. What a guy!!"

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By *dam123321Man
over a year ago

London


"I've given up on that 1 unread sign. It's usually a bloke offering me to fuck their mouth or cum down their throat or some such vulgarness.

What I get excited about it when the message you sent to thar lady or couple has finally been read.

And then you see its been deleted ten seconds later. Hahahaha all that thought and effort down the shatter in an instant "

Puts a little sting in your belly doesnt it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've given up on that 1 unread sign. It's usually a bloke offering me to fuck their mouth or cum down their throat or some such vulgarness.

What I get excited about it when the message you sent to thar lady or couple has finally been read.

And then you see its been deleted ten seconds later. Hahahaha all that thought and effort down the shitter in an instant "

Ooh yes isn't that the best bit! Appreciate there is people who get too many messages but still tough when you've thoroughly read the profile, are in their profile range and have used the "secret" words to still be deleted without a simple "piss off weirdo".

Come the revolution when they out number us 10-1 then we'll see whose inbox is full, metaphorically speaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember the time I once had a yellowy tinge to my inbox. I assumed it was a fault with my screen so I took it down to Dodgy Bob's, our local phone repair centre. He immediately identified the problem, saying it was a common fault with the Galaxy S5 and was a pre- cursor to a major software problem. He said the phone needed extensive work and it would take a couple of days to do.

I paid him the £350 repair fee and organised to collect the phone on the Friday. Bob appeared that anxious over the scale of the repair that he was actually laughing when I handed the phone over.

On collecting my phone, repaired perfectly I might add, Bob told me that he had hardly slept in two days. He went on to tell me he had been partying for two solid days with two stunning Nympho's who had contacted him off here. They just happened to be in town and were looking for some fun. They drained him and left him totally spent....lucky git eh?

Fancy Dodgy Bob being a fabbers?...amazing!

Anyway, Bob needed another £150 for the repair for unexpected expenses.

I just wanna say thanks to Bob, you managed to repair my phone AND bang two lovelies. What a guy!!

"

Bob's just rang, 1 of the expensive components he fitted in my phone is faulty. If I try and access any of my pictures the whole handset could explode!!

He needs it back for 3 days to undergo this very delicate procedure. He is actually not going to charge me the usual £327 bill. Thanks Bob, I'd recommend you to all of my friends!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 8 today, that's twice my previous record .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Its normally a message from a straight man asking if I fancy a suck "

That's usually my one message a month too.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"Sometimes I unread several messages, so when my wifey logs on, she screams omg we've got 10 messages wohooo woopy woo,

Yes I know it's childish, but I still think it's funny every night, I can't believe she still falls for it. Haha"

brilliant

I wonder if I should do the same to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you OP!

The ladies get so many they don't know what you're talking about.

For us it's like 'what!? Surely some mistake ..' before running around the room high fiving everyone in sight.

Bu then it's the crushing disappointment when it's from a guy offering to suck your cock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message once. True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a message once. True story "

Had words in it too?

A message is often overlooked at being just a few words, mainly asking for a fuck etc...

A 'real' message is one of a few sentences at the minimum, and also articulate, non text speaking, and also informative too.

Maybe..... just maybe one day peope will start sending this sort of message out, but until then the 'wanna meet' types will all go unread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my messages. You know who you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you have to get your pleasures when you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you OP!

The ladies get so many they don't know what you're talking about.

For us it's like 'what!? Surely some mistake ..' before running around the room high fiving everyone in sight.

Bu then it's the crushing disappointment when it's from a guy offering to suck your cock "

How very dare you! I'll have you know that I am an actual woman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had all my message filters on seeing a new message appear usually meant I'd been served time on the naughty step!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I love it when my box lights up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my messages. You know who you are. "

you make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah the excitement of someone reading the messages! But its gone and just hoping for the yellow sign of you have a new message to pop up!!

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By *uicyJay1Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I used to get exited thinking it would be a intellectual female but as i soon discovered shortly after signing up that the only people Iv received messages off are dirty old men and transvestites nothing wrong with that like it's just not my thing..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"When I had all my message filters on seeing a new message appear usually meant I'd been served time on the naughty step! "

Haha, yes, I remember messaging you once and you saying you had bricked yourself because you thought you were in trouble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just read them..not often i get one awww poor me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be bothered to read all mine

Fancy a fuck Tosh ?

I'm in a hotel near you Tosh

What you wearing Tosh

Sending me pics of there bits

I just can't be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't be bothered to read all mine

Fancy a fuck Tosh ?

I'm in a hotel near you Tosh

What you wearing Tosh

Sending me pics of there bits

I just can't be bothered "

you lucky bastard tosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't be bothered to read all mine

Fancy a fuck Tosh ?

I'm in a hotel near you Tosh

What you wearing Tosh

Sending me pics of there bits

I just can't be bothered

you lucky bastard tosh "
It's a curse but I live with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's always good seeing that 1 unread message, until you open it and see it's just a couple asking if your bi, "

Oh fuck, that wasn't us was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my messages. You know who you are. "

I don't know who it is. I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know.....

*throws tantrum.

(I see what you did there)

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I woke up this morning and the yellow box was lit up... and with the number 4.... "go me, go me"

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

Oh gosh it's a big thrill to see that box lit up as it's such a rare occurrence. I have learnt though to expect bitter disappointment either straight away or within a few exchanges. It's still a thrill though, I live in hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had that excitement lol. After months of daily "Hi, hows u?" Though you get bored now I can happily leave my messages for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do get a tingle when I receive a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?

Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat

Haha. I put a coffee on in the hope when I read it, it will be more than a sentence to read. Haha. Which inevitably it is. A one word answer to a well written message from me. It was misspelled too. "

How many coffees do you ladies need....when you log on it says 247 unread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish I had that excitement lol. After months of daily "Hi, hows u?" Though you get bored now I can happily leave my messages for hours"

Sorry couldn't resist, hope it put a smile on your face

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Bless you!

I've got 34 unread and they'll go down but only because the system deletes them automatically! Makes my FB laugh anyway.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I've got mail yay ! 4

Opens 1 " hi "

opens 2 " wunt to f**k yous"

Open 3 "I would "

Opens 4 " I'm hard want it ?"

It's not always this good !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with you OP!

The ladies get so many they don't know what you're talking about.

For us it's like 'what!? Surely some mistake ..' before running around the room high fiving everyone in sight.

Bu then it's the crushing disappointment when it's from a guy offering to suck your cock "

Lol totally agree with you there !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"When you log on do you still get that little tingle of excitement when that oh so hopeful "sign" appears or are you jaded to it now?

Still play the game of I'll read it in 15 minutes,hey I don't drink or take drugs so gotta get my adrenaline kick from somewhere...I'll fetch my coat

Haha. I put a coffee on in the hope when I read it, it will be more than a sentence to read. Haha. Which inevitably it is. A one word answer to a well written message from me. It was misspelled too. "

It said 'On' ?

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

Woo guys guys

Just had a message off a single female, yes this is it, ran down stairs to get my glasses, then bugger, UNLOS,

Must have been a bloke again.

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By *ynopsisMan
over a year ago

Whetstone

Hahaha this is a funny thread.

I get all excited when I get notified by an alert that you have mail, quickly log in to find that it's a system change and they are dping some work on the system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggling to sleep. Just logged on and no messages.

Off back to sleep...please can someone send me a message to wake up to :p

Preferably female : ))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I get a tingle, just one message a day keeps me smiling!

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