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"is peaceable a word ? Must be. I just said it. " and how sad am I with dictionary to hand and yes it is a word which means fond of peace | |||
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"is peaceable a word ? Must be. I just said it. and how sad am I with dictionary to hand and yes it is a word which means fond of peace" bloody hell woman yr meant to be on the possy side not doris's lol | |||
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"This is just like countdown! boodoop boodoop boodoop boop er... 672 Jeff, tried to get 345 but I got lost. " now I dont stand a chance could never get the figures rite | |||
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"This is just like countdown! boodoop boodoop boodoop boop er... 672 Jeff, tried to get 345 but I got lost. now I dont stand a chance could never get the figures rite" im good wi figures, just not my own lol | |||
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"Went with a blind mathmetician once, she was good with figures too. You had to hand it to her. " sounds like ancient history to us lol ....17 and 19 yr olds and only sleepless nights these days are of our own making !!!! | |||
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"Went with a blind mathmetician once, she was good with figures too. You had to hand it to her. sounds like ancient history to us lol ....17 and 19 yr olds and only sleepless nights these days are of our own making !!!! " I got 18 years to wait for that lol | |||
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"It's been a muggy sort of day with it raining but still sticky. Siren's fast asleep upstairs with littleun and I've turned off the TV, blocked out the outside world and it's all nice and peaceable like. I have a nice long Pimms & Lemonade here and am settling in for a pleasant evening on the boards. Life is good. All is well. " You drink Pimms?? Another Doris ruined by indiscreet personal knowledge being made freely available. Wuss! | |||
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"It's been a muggy sort of day with it raining but still sticky. Siren's fast asleep upstairs with littleun and I've turned off the TV, blocked out the outside world and it's all nice and peaceable like. I have a nice long Pimms & Lemonade here and am settling in for a pleasant evening on the boards. Life is good. All is well. You drink Pimms?? Another Doris ruined by indiscreet personal knowledge being made freely available. Wuss!" It's a lovely refreshing drink and Siren & I both like it, particularly on a hot Summer's day. The reason I was drinking Pimms at 1am is that over the last two weeks I'd pretty much worked my way through a case of wine we'd ordered (only two bottles left) while chatting late night on here and Siren was a bit miffed she never got to taste any of it (we get our wine from the Sunday Times Wine Club and they always send excellent Reds & Whites you don't find in the shops). So there was a method to my madness, but on reflection I probably shouldn't have put it on here so you can take the piss lol | |||
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"its a lovely quiet sunday morning, strong coffee in hand and its not so sticky. hmmmm chill times " chill times??? Is that one of the Sunday Times supplements??? lol | |||
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"yup and not so stiff as the sunday times. and the crosswords easier" Dont mind things stiff on a Sunday. Want help with the crossword? lol | |||
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" and its not so sticky. " Did you not get any last night then? | |||
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"Love Pimms, it is about the only alcoholic drink I do enjoy....( and doesnt turn me into Freddie Mercury!) " So every other type of alcohol turns you into a camp, moustached, lycra-wearing, dead homosexual? You're fookin' wierd! | |||
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"Well my mate done the last one and she not as bright as i thought. 1 down was "bog fuel" 4 letters ??? she put "sh*t" ffs i had to laff ... " The answer is 'peat'. | |||
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"Love Pimms, it is about the only alcoholic drink I do enjoy....( and doesnt turn me into Freddie Mercury!) So every other type of alcohol turns you into a camp, moustached, lycra-wearing, dead homosexual? You're fookin' wierd! " yep, complete with an awfulo rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody! | |||
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"Love Pimms, it is about the only alcoholic drink I do enjoy....( and doesnt turn me into Freddie Mercury!) So every other type of alcohol turns you into a camp, moustached, lycra-wearing, dead homosexual? You're fookin' wierd! " Hark who's talking Mr I'm a true Doris cus I drink a girls drink Wishy! | |||
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"Love Pimms, it is about the only alcoholic drink I do enjoy....( and doesnt turn me into Freddie Mercury!) So every other type of alcohol turns you into a camp, moustached, lycra-wearing, dead homosexual? You're fookin' wierd! Hark who's talking Mr I'm a true Doris cus I drink a girls drink Wishy!" Pimms ain't a girl's drink. Feckin' Schloer, now THAT's a namby-pamby bird's drink! | |||
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"Love Pimms, it is about the only alcoholic drink I do enjoy....( and doesnt turn me into Freddie Mercury!) So every other type of alcohol turns you into a camp, moustached, lycra-wearing, dead homosexual? You're fookin' wierd! Hark who's talking Mr I'm a true Doris cus I drink a girls drink Wishy! Pimms ain't a girl's drink. Feckin' Schloer, now THAT's a namby-pamby bird's drink! " if you say so honey. | |||
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"mmm pimms ...is it too early ? ? " always pimms o clock | |||
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"Love Pimms, it is about the only alcoholic drink I do enjoy....( and doesnt turn me into Freddie Mercury!) So every other type of alcohol turns you into a camp, moustached, lycra-wearing, dead homosexual? You're fookin' wierd! Hark who's talking Mr I'm a true Doris cus I drink a girls drink Wishy! Pimms ain't a girl's drink. Feckin' Schloer, now THAT's a namby-pamby bird's drink! if you say so honey." Prefer brandy tbh but I drank all that last weekend. Bugger. "Hi, my name is Wishy and I have a drink problem - there's never enough of it in the house and I have to drink Siren's." | |||
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"mmm pimms ...is it too early ? ? always pimms o clock " knocks up a big jug ... yummm ! and its got cucumber in it so it must count towards your 5 a day xx | |||
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"mmm pimms ...is it too early ? ? always pimms o clock knocks up a big jug ... yummm ! and its got cucumber in it so it must count towards your 5 a day xx" lovely...just grabbing the car keys lol.x | |||
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"mmm pimms ...is it too early ? ? always pimms o clock knocks up a big jug ... yummm ! and its got cucumber in it so it must count towards your 5 a day xx goodie ..does that mean i have to get out of bed tho - im comfy lovely...just grabbing the car keys lol.x" | |||
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"mmm pimms ...is it too early ? ? always pimms o clock knocks up a big jug ... yummm ! and its got cucumber in it so it must count towards your 5 a day xx goodie ..does that mean i have to get out of bed tho - im comfy lovely...just grabbing the car keys lol.x" stay exactly where you are... | |||
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"Love Pimms, it is about the only alcoholic drink I do enjoy....( and doesnt turn me into Freddie Mercury!) So every other type of alcohol turns you into a camp, moustached, lycra-wearing, dead homosexual? You're fookin' wierd! Hark who's talking Mr I'm a true Doris cus I drink a girls drink Wishy!" ha ha ha ha pimms a girls drink .,...omg you have got it wrong over the border in dave land ...its a cricket and tennis, drink ohh and conquering large continents (in a bygone age thankfully) | |||
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"Love Pimms, it is about the only alcoholic drink I do enjoy....( and doesnt turn me into Freddie Mercury!) So every other type of alcohol turns you into a camp, moustached, lycra-wearing, dead homosexual? You're fookin' wierd! Hark who's talking Mr I'm a true Doris cus I drink a girls drink Wishy! ha ha ha ha pimms a girls drink .,...omg you have got it wrong over the border in dave land ...its a cricket and tennis, drink ohh and conquering large continents (in a bygone age thankfully)" Thank you PD, I couldn't recall where Pimms became such a popular afternoon tipple. Maddie, Maddie, Maddie... tsk... this is supposed to be a Chill Cool & Relax thread but you will insist on waging this war of the sexes wherever you *think* you spot a chink in our armour. Think of this thread as Switzerland, completely neutral and somewhere we can both come to elude the rigorous toll of battle for a few moments respite. I'm off for a Pimms , you want one? | |||
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"Had a lovely night last night.. A nice lie in... Family over today, no rows no arguements.. Mrs Notts looks awsome tonight........... I'm with wishy.... Life is indeed sweet! " If someone can tell me how to disable BBC2 and fecking Top Gear from the television......... life would be sweet here as well. **I got my outfit for the charity night** | |||
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"Had a lovely night last night.. A nice lie in... Family over today, no rows no arguements.. Mrs Notts looks awsome tonight........... I'm with wishy.... Life is indeed sweet! If someone can tell me how to disable BBC2 and fecking Top Gear from the television......... life would be sweet here as well. **I got my outfit for the charity night**" British TV eh...... 500 plus channels...... and your stuck on one!! I worry about you sometimes lol.. I really do pmsl! | |||
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