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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been on this site a few wks now & I've got to say...with the few exceptions it's full of...well let's say it helps people who would normally wouldn't get fucked lol...I've had more fun on P.O.F. Hahaha & that says alot.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Byeeee....

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Don't let that door hit you in the arse on your way out.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Op, full of virgins..?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I ain't repeating maself from the other thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh I'm having a deja vu moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op, full of virgins..?"

I must be on the wrong side then

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Same people on both sites so I'd be careful of who you offend.

I've not had a meet from pof in a long time. I much prefer fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too much competition on here for guys. lol.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Should of taken some of the advice given when you where moaning yesterday. Youve done bugger all to help your self since that thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would normally wouldn't get fucked. I'll stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit. Two threads and I'm on the wrong one again. As I said good luck OP. I started my naughty life there but feel I graduated when I joined fab.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

at the end of the day, you can only help the people who want to be helped.... and listen....

tried to in your last thread....in one ear, out the other...

so for a 50yr old to be so childish.... you bring it on yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

msn has to do what man has to do then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/05/16 21:57:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it hasn't bloody helped me

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Ooooh I'm having a deja vu moment "

Did someone say they were leaving before?

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Tut -ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would normally wouldn't get fucked. I'll stay "

Has the Dubai sun got to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*goes to POF forums to see if OP has posted the exact same thing on there except he names some other site where he's had more fun*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long, farewell auf wiedersehen good bye .

Hey bud dont just go have a think and just relax into the forums

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It must be awful knowing that the people who wouldnt get fucked in real life are all having a good time and your not

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"too much competition on here for guys. lol."

Not when you're an Alpha male like me

Fighting them off every spare moment of the day. Becoming tiresome to be honest. Ladies please show some self respect

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

struggling to find the delete account button?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been on this site a few wks now & I've got to say...with the few exceptions it's full of...well let's say it helps people who would normally wouldn't get fucked lol...I've had more fun on P.O.F. Hahaha & that says alot. "

People like yourself you mean????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been on this site a few wks now & I've got to say...with the few exceptions it's full of...well let's say it helps people who would normally wouldn't get fucked lol...I've had more fun on P.O.F. Hahaha & that says alot.

People like yourself you mean????

"
hahahaha!!! Yeah! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too much competition on here for guys. lol.

Not when you're an Alpha male like me

Fighting them off every spare moment of the day. Becoming tiresome to be honest. Ladies please show some self respect "

yes, yes, whatever...

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

spain

Dont go / bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can be a tough site to be on, you're not the 1st nor will you be last to say so.

If you're having better luck on POF then stay on there & delete this account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else who took this site far too seriously and got upset as a result?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slán

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're still on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont go / bye "

whayhey, look who's back.

hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont go the site will fall apart without you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP. You're not much funtobewith are you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Now I know why I don't use POF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/05/16 22:10:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're still on

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bye bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been on this site a few wks now & I've got to say...with the few exceptions it's full of...well let's say it helps people who would normally wouldn't get fucked lol...I've had more fun on P.O.F. Hahaha & that says alot. "

Ciya then!

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"*goes to POF forums to see if OP has posted the exact same thing on there except he names some other site where he's had more fun*"

That's so funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're still on "
yes!!! But not for long loving the response hahahaha!!! soon be gone

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You're still on yes!!! But not for long loving the response hahahaha!!! soon be gone "

Attention seeking me thinks... Lacking that on other sites then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're still on yes!!! But not for long loving the response hahahaha!!! soon be gone

Attention seeking me thinks... Lacking that on other sites then? "
hahahaha!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP. You're not much funtobewith are you "

you beat me to this comment

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Doesnt take much to work out why some arnt successful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP. You're not much funtobewith are you

you beat me to this comment "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As with anything in life, you get back what you put in. All the best OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says the guy with no pics on his profile. You do realise there's a cross over with people on fab and pof? Let's hope they don't see your post. You may end up having less luck on there too..... Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't find POF much different to here,to be honest. Except I kept getting old men messaging me and then it changed, so the men I would have met couldn't message me. On here at least you know they are only after sex,except the ones who want a relationship

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I must admit I wouldn't like to be a single guy on here at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't find POF much different to here,to be honest. Except I kept getting old men messaging me and then it changed, so the men I would have met couldn't message me. On here at least you know they are only after sex,except the ones who want a relationship "

There's a problem with old men messaging women

That explains a lot

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

Got to love the green arrow ....

3 weeks ago - a meet request posted (no replies)

7 days ago - suggests women and couple should raise their upper age limit

2 days ago - men over 50 are 'on the shelf'

today - the site is full of people who couldn't get laid, and he's off!

Byeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to love the green arrow ....

3 weeks ago - a meet request posted (no replies)

7 days ago - suggests women and couple should raise their upper age limit

2 days ago - men over 50 are 'on the shelf'

today - the site is full of people who couldn't get laid, and he's off!

Byeeeee!"

aw tbf he has done one nice topic and nobody replied to it. the bank holiday weekend one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't find POF much different to here,to be honest. Except I kept getting old men messaging me and then it changed, so the men I would have met couldn't message me. On here at least you know they are only after sex,except the ones who want a relationship

There's a problem with old men messaging women

That explains a lot "

By old I mean my age

I prefer younger although I don't discount sexy older men. I don't want the miserable,stick in the muds who think that a lovely bit of oral makes up for not having sex. No it doesn't

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By *horehouseCouple
over a year ago

dissatisfied


"Same people on both sites so I'd be careful of who you offend.

I've not had a meet from pof in a long time. I much prefer fab"
ok got to show my lack of knowledge again what is POF ?

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole


"I must admit I wouldn't like to be a single guy on here at times "

We manage, it's a struggle but someone has to make you girls happy

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By *horehouseCouple
over a year ago

dissatisfied


"Same people on both sites so I'd be careful of who you offend.

I've not had a meet from pof in a long time. I much prefer fab"
ok got to show my lack of knowledge again what is POF ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same people on both sites so I'd be careful of who you offend.

I've not had a meet from pof in a long time. I much prefer fabok got to show my lack of knowledge again what is POF ? "

Plenty of Fish x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Same people on both sites so I'd be careful of who you offend.

I've not had a meet from pof in a long time. I much prefer fabok got to show my lack of knowledge again what is POF ? "

A so called dating site that has turned into oh you are on fab site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such bloody drama, either make an effort to be successful or just leave and stick with POF if that works for you, its really not rocket science!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same people on both sites so I'd be careful of who you offend.

I've not had a meet from pof in a long time. I much prefer fabok got to show my lack of knowledge again what is POF ?

A so called dating site that has turned into oh you are on fab site "

That's how I found Fab lol. A guy said he didn't have pics on POF, and that he was on a thing called fab, and if I joined, I could see them there... He's my corruptor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been on this site a few wks now & I've got to say...with the few exceptions it's full of...well let's say it helps people who would normally wouldn't get fucked lol...I've had more fun on P.O.F. Hahaha & that says alot. "

Probably Normal For Norfolk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same people on both sites so I'd be careful of who you offend.

I've not had a meet from pof in a long time. I much prefer fabok got to show my lack of knowledge again what is POF ?

A so called dating site that has turned into oh you are on fab site "

lol it is. when i had men blocked on here because i wasn't meeting all i got on POF was guys i'd met for sex messaging me to meet them on there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you tomorrow on here son ha

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By *horehouseCouple
over a year ago

dissatisfied


"Same people on both sites so I'd be careful of who you offend.

I've not had a meet from pof in a long time. I much prefer fabok got to show my lack of knowledge again what is POF ?

Plenty of Fish x"
thx now I feel really stooopid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't find POF much different to here,to be honest. Except I kept getting old men messaging me and then it changed, so the men I would have met couldn't message me. On here at least you know they are only after sex,except the ones who want a relationship

There's a problem with old men messaging women

That explains a lot

By old I mean my age

I prefer younger although I don't discount sexy older men. I don't want the miserable,stick in the muds who think that a lovely bit of oral makes up for not having sex. No it doesn't "

Yeah you are knocking on a bit

I'm all for lots of oral then sex but that is probably for another thread.

You're only after 99 year olds and no men so excludes me anyway.

* I hope you get my humour, otherwise I apologise for the unintentional upset I have caused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long does it take to delete your account on here?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"How long does it take to delete your account on here?"

Try it and come back and tell us

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i am intrigued as to what things you cant do or see as a non paying member of this site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not do both? If here is free anyway then nothing lost by staying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long does it take to delete your account on here?"

About a minute. But like other things it would appear he is having trouble finding the right bitton to press

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go out to clubs, you can't blame the site/profile/other members *delete as applicable*

Let your personality shine through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh dear!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i am intrigued as to what things you cant do or see as a non paying member of this site?"
that is what id like to know as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want a choccy lime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i am intrigued as to what things you cant do or see as a non paying member of this site?"

you can't see who 'looked at me'. that's it.

but usually people use that on POF because you're a lot mor elimited on there, so basically he has c&p his profile i reckon...

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Oh bye then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well lifes a shiter bye

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Has anyone ever managed to leave? O hears there's a giant bubble thing which follows as we try to leave and brings us back after it completely encloses us within.

Or is that FabGuys?

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

So in your words you have joined a site where the unfuckable come to fuck....

It must really suck that you can't get any action on here...

Sting much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP still not gone unlos! Good job I wasn't taking bets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same people on both sites so I'd be careful of who you offend.

I've not had a meet from pof in a long time. I much prefer fab"

This...plus this is a swinging site not a fucking/dating site, where fugly folk and dodgy sex mad bints rule the roost much to the annoyance of whiney mummy's boys

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Admin's quiet tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admin's quiet tonight "

way more fun and interesting on the forums when they are though.

no offence admins, just i'm a liberated gobshite.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Bye Mr silhouette, have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admin's quiet tonight

way more fun and interesting on the forums when they are though.

no offence admins, just i'm a liberated gobshite."

It's all seems a bit quiet forum wise at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admin's quiet tonight

way more fun and interesting on the forums when they are though.

no offence admins, just i'm a liberated gobshite.

It's all seems a bit quiet forum wise at the moment "

i'm chatting to a few people so not noticed really, but every time i've been in today i've enjoyed myself or found some interesting things (which did get deleted eventually).

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By *roggMan
over a year ago

haverfordwest

With the amount of clubs that are near you in your area you have the potential to meet many people on here if you use a bit of imagination and motivation

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

3 hours after throwing his toys out....he's still here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 hours and still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair mind, he got a lot more replies than his other thread

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By *b586Couple
over a year ago

pemberton twp

Hey all. In the US we get a certain amount of days free and it's like having a gold membership. Have no idea what they offer there but I eventually paid even tho we meet rarely.

That being said, boy! This was an amusing post OP. I enjoyed all the comments.

I never get why people post they are leaving. i always find this type of post a bit strange. Why wouldn't you just leave? For me it explains a whole lot about why you can't get a meet. Far beyond having an incomplete profile.

And by the way, I haven't read any other recent threads just this one. Totally one reason I love Fab !

Thanks -kim

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

See ya .. Not so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you had one job OP, one job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Op . If you was a paying member you would of got shags left right and center. No self respecting lady would lower them self's to shag a non paying member.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

You people are ruthless,be nice!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"You people are ruthless,be nice!"

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ruthless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op "

how is the running going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here i see.

Come on after the third "whaaaa im leaving, no one wants to fuck me because im old" thread you really kinda have to step up and leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After using the old green arrow OP I see you've been whining about this in other threads you started. So I say with all the niceness that I can conjure up from the bottom of my heart and on this very happy, sunny Saturday morning...

BUGGER OFF THEN!!!

Or

Make improvements where needed and have a less "poor old me" attitude in the forums and start being more positive!

Nobody here is perfect mate (well, I'm not that far off ) so make best of what you have to offer and I'm sure, with patience, you'll see plenty of "action" soon!!

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

I would say this great site more them pof as still got that don't use it me enjoy forum chat getting know people he be back with different name

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op "

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!"

Throw him a pity one then, I'm sure he'll be grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!"

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I'm ruthless "

You're not alone lots are,poor guy just wants sex

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over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!"

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind but not too cruel

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!"

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ruthless

You're not alone lots are,poor guy just wants sex "
ewww I hate all that sex malarkey

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind but not too cruel "

You sound a bit nicer than the rest here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me "

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind but not too cruel

You sound a bit nicer than the rest here "

Don't be fooled, I'm in a good mood this morning

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I'm ruthless

You're not alone lots are,poor guy just wants sex ewww I hate all that sex malarkey "

Messy business isn't it,but with the right people it can be very messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

"

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ruthless

You're not alone lots are,poor guy just wants sex ewww I hate all that sex malarkey

Messy business isn't it,but with the right people it can be very messy "

If you get the security deposit back you've clearly failed.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

"

That may take some time,I'm really really filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been 10 hours and he's still here! Attention seeking at its finest

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose! "

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!"

Good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!"

Flame throwers are cordless

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

"

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants "

*can't for heaven's sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants "

So does that mean you actually do pity fucks?? Hmmm... Nobody loves us, this site sucks and it's full of time wasters!!

Do we qualify?? xx

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants

So does that mean you actually do pity fucks?? Hmmm... Nobody loves us, this site sucks and it's full of time wasters!!

Do we qualify?? xx "

Let me check your profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants

So does that mean you actually do pity fucks?? Hmmm... Nobody loves us, this site sucks and it's full of time wasters!!

Do we qualify?? xx

Let me check your profile..."

Oh well, that's f***** it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a twat. Yes some women on here do have inflated ego's but I bet the same can be said for some men too. Its a shame there is not a forum on here just for moaning about not getting laid. Dopey bloke.

Now I have just realised I have been moaning as well. Damn.

Coffee and a pastry time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a twat. Yes some women on here do have inflated ego's but I bet the same can be said for some men too. Its a shame there is not a forum on here just for moaning about not getting laid. Dopey bloke.

Now I have just realised I have been moaning as well. Damn.

Coffee and a pastry time !"

Ya miserable git!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants

So does that mean you actually do pity fucks?? Hmmm... Nobody loves us, this site sucks and it's full of time wasters!!

Do we qualify?? xx

Let me check your profile...

Oh well, that's f***** it! "

Checked,no I can't do a pity fuck on this occasion either,you two are just too naughty for my liking,you're more than two miles away which is way too far and quite honestly you need to start your own thread don't highjack this poor guy's one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants

So does that mean you actually do pity fucks?? Hmmm... Nobody loves us, this site sucks and it's full of time wasters!!

Do we qualify?? xx

Let me check your profile...

Oh well, that's f***** it!

Checked,no I can't do a pity fuck on this occasion either,you two are just too naughty for my liking,you're more than two miles away which is way too far and quite honestly you need to start your own thread don't highjack this poor guy's one "

Oh, sorry, I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a twat. Yes some women on here do have inflated ego's but I bet the same can be said for some men too. Its a shame there is not a forum on here just for moaning about not getting laid. Dopey bloke.

Now I have just realised I have been moaning as well. Damn.

Coffee and a pastry time !

Ya miserable git! "

I know but I'm allowed to be miserable. I'm in France for the weekend !

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants

So does that mean you actually do pity fucks?? Hmmm... Nobody loves us, this site sucks and it's full of time wasters!!

Do we qualify?? xx

Let me check your profile...

Oh well, that's f***** it!

Checked,no I can't do a pity fuck on this occasion either,you two are just too naughty for my liking,you're more than two miles away which is way too far and quite honestly you need to start your own thread don't highjack this poor guy's one

Oh, sorry, I'll get my coat "

No stay! People need a lesson in how to be a little nice,well nicer than the rest!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"What a twat. Yes some women on here do have inflated ego's but I bet the same can be said for some men too. Its a shame there is not a forum on here just for moaning about not getting laid. Dopey bloke.

Now I have just realised I have been moaning as well. Damn.

Coffee and a pastry time !

Ya miserable git!

I know but I'm allowed to be miserable. I'm in France for the weekend ! "

Why would you be miserable in France?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a twat. Yes some women on here do have inflated ego's but I bet the same can be said for some men too. Its a shame there is not a forum on here just for moaning about not getting laid. Dopey bloke.

Now I have just realised I have been moaning as well. Damn.

Coffee and a pastry time !

Ya miserable git!

I know but I'm allowed to be miserable. I'm in France for the weekend ! "

Oh God you poor man!!

(Coats on, just leaving, sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants

So does that mean you actually do pity fucks?? Hmmm... Nobody loves us, this site sucks and it's full of time wasters!!

Do we qualify?? xx

Let me check your profile...

Oh well, that's f***** it!

Checked,no I can't do a pity fuck on this occasion either,you two are just too naughty for my liking,you're more than two miles away which is way too far and quite honestly you need to start your own thread don't highjack this poor guy's one

Oh, sorry, I'll get my coat

No stay! People need a lesson in how to be a little nice,well nicer than the rest!"

Nope, you have hurt my feelings now, I hope your happy ruined my happy Saturday

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants

So does that mean you actually do pity fucks?? Hmmm... Nobody loves us, this site sucks and it's full of time wasters!!

Do we qualify?? xx

Let me check your profile...

Oh well, that's f***** it!

Checked,no I can't do a pity fuck on this occasion either,you two are just too naughty for my liking,you're more than two miles away which is way too far and quite honestly you need to start your own thread don't highjack this poor guy's one

Oh, sorry, I'll get my coat

No stay! People need a lesson in how to be a little nice,well nicer than the rest!

Nope, you have hurt my feelings now, I hope your happy ruined my happy Saturday "

I feel bad now,ok give me 5 mins and I'll be there that's if you're not sulking,can't be doing with sulking. If you are sulking then just go to a happy place for a while and you'll feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a twat. Yes some women on here do have inflated ego's but I bet the same can be said for some men too. Its a shame there is not a forum on here just for moaning about not getting laid. Dopey bloke.

Now I have just realised I have been moaning as well. Damn.

Coffee and a pastry time !

Ya miserable git!

I know but I'm allowed to be miserable. I'm in France for the weekend !

Why would you be miserable in France?"

Its all part of the French experience !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants

So does that mean you actually do pity fucks?? Hmmm... Nobody loves us, this site sucks and it's full of time wasters!!

Do we qualify?? xx

Let me check your profile...

Oh well, that's f***** it!

Checked,no I can't do a pity fuck on this occasion either,you two are just too naughty for my liking,you're more than two miles away which is way too far and quite honestly you need to start your own thread don't highjack this poor guy's one

Oh, sorry, I'll get my coat

No stay! People need a lesson in how to be a little nice,well nicer than the rest!

Nope, you have hurt my feelings now, I hope your happy ruined my happy Saturday

I feel bad now,ok give me 5 mins and I'll be there that's if you're not sulking,can't be doing with sulking. If you are sulking then just go to a happy place for a while and you'll feel better "

Sulk? Never!! But if you get here in 5 minutes we will be very very impressed if not a little freaked out!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants

So does that mean you actually do pity fucks?? Hmmm... Nobody loves us, this site sucks and it's full of time wasters!!

Do we qualify?? xx

Let me check your profile...

Oh well, that's f***** it!

Checked,no I can't do a pity fuck on this occasion either,you two are just too naughty for my liking,you're more than two miles away which is way too far and quite honestly you need to start your own thread don't highjack this poor guy's one

Oh, sorry, I'll get my coat

No stay! People need a lesson in how to be a little nice,well nicer than the rest!

Nope, you have hurt my feelings now, I hope your happy ruined my happy Saturday

I feel bad now,ok give me 5 mins and I'll be there that's if you're not sulking,can't be doing with sulking. If you are sulking then just go to a happy place for a while and you'll feel better

Sulk? Never!! But if you get here in 5 minutes we will be very very impressed if not a little freaked out!! "

Make yourself decent I'm just about to knock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you not put the same thread up a week ago ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You people are ruthless,be nice!

Why? He wasn't nice in his op

Don't be nice then. I just feel sorry for him because he can't get a shag,now he's turned all mean and you lot aren't helping.

Don't take this serious!!!

Right then, you're up for the pity fuck

Op we'll have her scrubbed, oiled and packed up ready to go by sundown!

He'll bloody well take me as I come I'm not showering and you mean lot can't make me

Shower?

Nah we're just gonna hose you down, get the worst of the filth off.

And we don't care if you run! I have a cordless hose!

Ooh cordless,erm I'm kinda thinking a cordless hose wouldn't get me clean,I may be wrong just a thought!

Flame throwers are cordless

Bloody hell you don't like me do you! . Right just checked the op's profile I can go there I'm afraid I can't be his pity fuck. He can't accommodate (clearly married ),he's no photos and he smokes. All bets are off...down to you mean lot to drop your pants

So does that mean you actually do pity fucks?? Hmmm... Nobody loves us, this site sucks and it's full of time wasters!!

Do we qualify?? xx

Let me check your profile...

Oh well, that's f***** it!

Checked,no I can't do a pity fuck on this occasion either,you two are just too naughty for my liking,you're more than two miles away which is way too far and quite honestly you need to start your own thread don't highjack this poor guy's one

Oh, sorry, I'll get my coat

No stay! People need a lesson in how to be a little nice,well nicer than the rest!

Nope, you have hurt my feelings now, I hope your happy ruined my happy Saturday

I feel bad now,ok give me 5 mins and I'll be there that's if you're not sulking,can't be doing with sulking. If you are sulking then just go to a happy place for a while and you'll feel better

Sulk? Never!! But if you get here in 5 minutes we will be very very impressed if not a little freaked out!!

Make yourself decent I'm just about to knock..."

If our doorbell goes now were having it on our toes out the back!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"

Make yourself decent I'm just about to knock...

If our doorbell goes now were having it on our toes out the back!! "

That would be excellent timing wouldn't it,think you may have given me the wrong number anyway you messing me about some old lady has just answered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Make yourself decent I'm just about to knock...

If our doorbell goes now were having it on our toes out the back!!

That would be excellent timing wouldn't it,think you may have given me the wrong number anyway you messing me about some old lady has just answered "

That was Mrs Lust, we should really mention in our profile that our pics are 20 years old don't you think?

Now we're both hogging this poor guys thread!!

Op, please refer back to our original post for our opinion/advice (about 20 odd posts above )

Good luck fella

ExcitementNeeded, next time pre warn as we don't like surprise visits and consider that sympathy fuck thing please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't find POF much different to here,to be honest. Except I kept getting old men messaging me and then it changed, so the men I would have met couldn't message me. On here at least you know they are only after sex,except the ones who want a relationship

There's a problem with old men messaging women

That explains a lot

By old I mean my age

I prefer younger although I don't discount sexy older men. I don't want the miserable,stick in the muds who think that a lovely bit of oral makes up for not having sex. No it doesn't

Yeah you are knocking on a bit

I'm all for lots of oral then sex but that is probably for another thread.

You're only after 99 year olds and no men so excludes me anyway.

* I hope you get my humour, otherwise I apologise for the unintentional upset I have caused "

It's extremely difficult to upset an old bird like me. When you're getting on a bit,as I am,you need an energetic man,to do all the work

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Looks like the OP hasn't managed to find the delete account button or edit profile button yet.......Wanna borrow my sat nav op?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Bloody hell this thread still going....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell this thread still going you lot need to get a life....I tell ya "

We have!! We're off to Tesco right now!! On the motorbike!! living the dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell this thread still going.... "

That's enough from you cheekychops. Your way to conservative to comment on such important matters.

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By *laphe1Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Oh please stay blokes like you make it easier for blokes like me!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"

Make yourself decent I'm just about to knock...

If our doorbell goes now were having it on our toes out the back!!

That would be excellent timing wouldn't it,think you may have given me the wrong number anyway you messing me about some old lady has just answered

That was Mrs Lust, we should really mention in our profile that our pics are 20 years old don't you think?

Now we're both hogging this poor guys thread!!

Op, please refer back to our original post for our opinion/advice (about 20 odd posts above )

Good luck fella

ExcitementNeeded, next time pre warn as we don't like surprise visits and consider that sympathy fuck thing please!! "

I don't think in this instance it matters whether we hog it or not, did he ever come back to it and he's leaving anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May be the OP as calmed down after a nice wank..go on lad,get it out of your system.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Still here then

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Must be the longest goodbye ever xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap profile, crap attitude towards it all. Change these and your luck might improve. All the best bud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first thing i looked at haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell this thread still going....

That's enough from you cheekychops. Your way to conservative to comment on such important matters."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't mind a pound for every whinger who spouts this "I'm leaving " crap . Why do we need to know ?? Just shut up and piss off do us all a favour , you get out of fab what you put in

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

He's still here then - maybe all the super sexy photos got him laid after all??

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By *arkman69Man
over a year ago

Erdington

As the song goes -

'na na naa na, na na naa na, waaheey, GOODBYE! '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another. .blah blah blah

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Wonder if he's one of the ones that wouldn't normally get fucked and that why he has no pics

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've been on this site a few wks now & I've got to say...with the few exceptions it's full of...well let's say it helps people who would normally wouldn't get fucked lol...I've had more fun on P.O.F. Hahaha & that says alot. "

It's because you're not a paying member OP. That's the problem.

Once you go for silver, you'll get 4 mails a day, 3 meets a week & all the blow jobs one crazy arsed party dude could desire. It's a different world my friend.

I was on fab for 14 years and didn't have one conversation. Then one day, I sent the magic word to the Fabulous Fab Crew (between me and you, the word is SWING) and jeez, I've never looked back. Even bagged myself a swinging partner in crime.

As for Gold. Phew don't even go there! You ain't ready for the gold!!!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I've been on this site a few wks now & I've got to say...with the few exceptions it's full of...well let's say it helps people who would normally wouldn't get fucked lol...I've had more fun on P.O.F. Hahaha & that says alot.

It's because you're not a paying member OP. That's the problem.

Once you go for silver, you'll get 4 mails a day, 3 meets a week & all the blow jobs one crazy arsed party dude could desire. It's a different world my friend.

I was on fab for 14 years and didn't have one conversation. Then one day, I sent the magic word to the Fabulous Fab Crew (between me and you, the word is SWING) and jeez, I've never looked back. Even bagged myself a swinging partner in crime.

As for Gold. Phew don't even go there! You ain't ready for the gold!!!!"

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I've been on this site a few wks now & I've got to say...with the few exceptions it's full of...well let's say it helps people who would normally wouldn't get fucked lol...I've had more fun on P.O.F. Hahaha & that says alot. "

I am not sure what you were trying to achieve with the OP. Do you think you will get people running to meet you now? Not all of us on here are here with the prime goal of, as you so delicately put it, 'get tucked' ... it's not a popularity contest in my opinion.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

More honesty on fab . On here , people see photos chat , then want to fuck you . On POF they have hidden agendas , and only use sex to further those hidden agendas . I don't want my mind fucked , I much prefer my body fucked .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't find POF much different to here,to be honest. Except I kept getting old men messaging me and then it changed, so the men I would have met couldn't message me. On here at least you know they are only after sex,except the ones who want a relationship "

Well now I'm just confused lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on POF for a while. It was nice; had some quite pleasant dates, but quite a large number of women in my age group wanted babies and didn't seem to mind if I stuck around (lol says a lot about me).

It started off with one or two but after 6 months POF started to look like a sperm bar....

Needless to say I didn't indulge. Nice ladies; most with an agenda - my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I've had more meets off pof haha!! There's a few single females on there who are couples on here work that out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must admit I wouldn't like to be a single guy on here at times "

Neither would I!

Except for a lucky few - it does seem to be a process of jumping through hoops to please/attract single fems and couples!

In all honesty, if I had a willy I wouldn't be on fab - other than for the forum banter - worth a fiver every couple of months for that alone! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" More honesty on fab . On here , people see photos chat , then want to fuck you . On POF they have hidden agendas , and only use sex to further those hidden agendas . I don't want my mind fucked , I much prefer my body fucked . "

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