FabSwingers.com forum: Steak and BJ Day.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy Steak and BJ day guys.

May you eat the best steak and have your balls completely drained today!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do us girls get... Chicken and Licking day?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both days sound great to me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do us girls get... Chicken and Licking day?

You can have that day.

I'm more a fan of Steak and BJ day. It's a winner.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Steak and BJ day guys.

May you eat the best steak and have your balls completely drained today!

"
I don't eat steak but will have BJ if you're offering x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have a nice succulent sirloin for this evening

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have steak for breakfast most days. I'm not holding out for the blow job though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do us girls get... Chicken and Licking day?

You can have that day.

I'm more a fan of Steak and BJ day. It's a winner.

What a woman .... Marry me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/03/16 06:40:01]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I have my bjs like my steak - rare

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone just offered me a bj then asked for 40 quid!! That's not for this site is it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Someone just offered me a bj then asked for 40 quid!! That's not for this site is it? "
block and report.

I would expect a T-bone as well for that amount

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's steak and blowjob day .. or for me ... Monday

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't realise it was!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've already had my BJ this morning, where's my bloody steak!!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love steak, and thinking about it i love bjs too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No steak or BJ's on the menu today

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Oh what a perfect day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No steak or BJ's on the menu today

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"No steak or BJ's on the menu today

I know get the violins out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

I like BJ's.... Giving of course

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Happy Steak n BJ Day fellas

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I do have steaks and I have a cock

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Oh what a perfect day

Shame you're not getting one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh juicy sausage and steak- what's not to like!

Sadly I won't be partaking as no victim and no time x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No steak or BJ's on the menu today

Same here.

I celebrated a day early instead!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Shit day to be single and no regular fck buddy.

so I'll not be celebrating todays festivities unless a miracle happens haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we wrap the steak around the cock to prep it or something ? ......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"No steak or BJ's on the menu today

Same here.

I celebrated a day early instead!

Same here...its ok to have more than a BJ though right?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"No steak or BJ's on the menu today

Same here.

I celebrated a day early instead!

Bog off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No steak or BJ's on the menu today

Same here.

I celebrated a day early instead!

Same here...its ok to have more than a BJ though right?

If it isn't, call me a rule breaker.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do us girls get... Chicken and Licking day?

The woman's day was last month Valentine's Day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might as well be FFFFFFM baby oil bikini orgy and scrambled unicorn egg day - either way I'm not getting any

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No steak or BJ's on the menu today

Same here.

I celebrated a day early instead!

Bog off

Ooooops, I love you too!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Seems a very fair day, she gives me something to eat and I reciprocate

(sure saying that has blown my chances now lol)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Blowjob days most days. Not had steak for a while though.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Never going to happen.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like steak, or cooking.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Not going to happen for me today

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have my Bj like my steak please.....well done

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like steak, or cooking. "

That's ok, I'll cook the steak, you can concentrate on the bj after

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrM is postponing festivities until I cam breathe through my nose. Terribly kind of him.

Enjoy your special day guys!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do red meat & as I have that Monday morning feeling I cba to even think about the BJ

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/03/16 08:39:04]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take the steak, but leave the bj

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do red meat & as I have that Monday morning feeling I cba to even think about the BJ

Haha what the hell,,,, I'm a team player,,,,I'll take the steak, forget the bj but at least let me go down on you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like steak, or cooking. "

Sounds a perfect day for it then!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love either to be honest..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meatballs and a masterbate for me hahaha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The looks I'm going to get when I pop in to my local butchers later

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy the day guys!!!

I cant treat any with steak today...but with BJ I could

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have steak for breakfast most days. I'm not holding out for the blow job though "

When I win the lotto I'll jump in my helicopter to come and give you one.xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have steak for breakfast most days. I'm not holding out for the blow job though

When I win the lotto I'll jump in my helicopter to come and give you one.xx"

If I win it first, I'll send mine to pick you up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It might as well be FFFFFFM baby oil bikini orgy and scrambled unicorn egg day - either way I'm not getting any

Haha that tickled me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year he just wanted steak and had the bj elsewhere, today he's having chicken

so I won't be taking part either, shame because I like both

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ill be getting 1 today. And its not the bj

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medium steak and a blowjob lined up this evening

One happy Prince Fucking Charming

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in hope but I'm going to have to settle for a burger and wank I think.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

I forgot it was steak and blowjob day!

I'm off to a friends for a long over due catchup over dinner this evening.

I am sooooo gonna laugh me socks off if she serves up steak in her innocence!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live in hope but I'm going to have to settle for a burger and wank I think."

I've got some Rustlers in the fridge.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Can we stop posting in this thread now pleassssse, I am trying to keep this quiet, sshhh mr cmy doesn't know

I'd like this thread to drop off the list before he wakes up from nights

crikey what's s girl gotta do to get a day off from serving steak and blowjobs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Can we stop posting in this thread now pleassssse, I am trying to keep this quiet, sshhh mr cmy doesn't know

I'd like this thread to drop off the list before he wakes up from nights

crikey what's s girl gotta do to get a day off from serving steak and blowjobs

In a word NO

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Can we stop posting in this thread now pleassssse, I am trying to keep this quiet, sshhh mr cmy doesn't know

I'd like this thread to drop off the list before he wakes up from nights

crikey what's s girl gotta do to get a day off from serving steak and blowjobs

In a word NO

"
. Well bloody Thankyou for your support on this issue, I will remind of you this when the lickin and chicken day comes along and your tongue is falling off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't know this, well thats a nice easy dinner tonight sorted

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my steak medium but my blow job very well done Any offers.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Can we stop posting in this thread now pleassssse, I am trying to keep this quiet, sshhh mr cmy doesn't know

I'd like this thread to drop off the list before he wakes up from nights

crikey what's s girl gotta do to get a day off from serving steak and blowjobs

In a word NO

. Well bloody Thankyou for your support on this issue, I will remind of you this when the lickin and chicken day comes along and your tongue is falling off

I like chicken too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be lucky...just think I will skip the stake and go for the bj's

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Can we stop posting in this thread now pleassssse, I am trying to keep this quiet, sshhh mr cmy doesn't know

I'd like this thread to drop off the list before he wakes up from nights

crikey what's s girl gotta do to get a day off from serving steak and blowjobs

In a word NO

. Well bloody Thankyou for your support on this issue, I will remind of you this when the lickin and chicken day comes along and your tongue is falling off

I like chicken too

"
. Oh I'm sure you do like chicken mr _olgate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't know this, well thats a nice easy dinner tonight sorted

Salad and a wank more like for me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

I'll take either, both would be greedy. Damn it, why not? I'll have both!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we stop posting in this thread now pleassssse, I am trying to keep this quiet, sshhh mr cmy doesn't know

I'd like this thread to drop off the list before he wakes up from nights

crikey what's s girl gotta do to get a day off from serving steak and blowjobs

Bump

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"crikey what's s girl gotta do to get a day off from serving steak and blowjobs

Get married

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do us girls get... Chicken and Licking day?

Pmsl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"crikey what's s girl gotta do to get a day off from serving steak and blowjobs

Get married "
. oh that's why he won't get married

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I can remember what a steak is but.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"crikey what's s girl gotta do to get a day off from serving steak and blowjobs

Get married . oh that's why he won't get married

Wedding cake is cursed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

My Facebook "on this day" section is full of pictures of steaks from previous years

I've celebrated this glorious day for 4 years now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"crikey what's s girl gotta do to get a day off from serving steak and blowjobs

Get married . oh that's why he won't get married

Wedding cake is cursed

"
. I shall refrain from having some then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Apparently one slice of wedding cake is the equivalent of 4stone in weight

Runs for the exit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well I've done my bit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Apparently one slice of wedding cake is the equivalent of 4stone in weight

Runs for the exit

"
. Never have I been given such a good reason to stay living in sin

they can stick that in their pipe and smoke it next time I'm at mass

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Apparently one slice of wedding cake is the equivalent of 4stone in weight

Runs for the exit

. Never have I been given such a good reason to stay living in sin

they can stick that in their pipe and smoke it next time I'm at mass

Aw c'mon we need a good stag night and a piss up at the reception

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Apparently one slice of wedding cake is the equivalent of 4stone in weight

Runs for the exit

. Never have I been given such a good reason to stay living in sin

they can stick that in their pipe and smoke it next time I'm at mass

Aw c'mon we need a good stag night and a piss up at the reception

"
. I have been sitting mr cmy in front of don't tell the bride for 14 years

we used the wedding fund and bought an apartment in spain

kinda thinking that stag ngt/ hen do, piss up at the reception ship has sailed, but ya know living in sin has it benefits

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

I cook a mean thick steak with triple cooked chips and I am open to offers of a BJ but i think i ll probably be only getting the steak tonight and a handout

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do red meat & as I have that Monday morning feeling I cba to even think about the BJ

"
I don't eat red meat either or pork or lamb

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Apparently one slice of wedding cake is the equivalent of 4stone in weight

Runs for the exit

. Never have I been given such a good reason to stay living in sin

they can stick that in their pipe and smoke it next time I'm at mass

Aw c'mon we need a good stag night and a piss up at the reception

. I have been sitting mr cmy in front of don't tell the bride for 14 years

we used the wedding fund and bought an apartment in spain

kinda thinking that stag ngt/ hen do, piss up at the reception ship has sailed, but ya know living in sin has it benefits

"
piss up in Spain woohoo!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Is the ratio one steak to one BJ?

And if we have two or more different steaks, are we allowed two or more mouths to facilitate the BJ?

Just want to be clear on the rules here!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Apparently one slice of wedding cake is the equivalent of 4stone in weight

Runs for the exit

. Never have I been given such a good reason to stay living in sin

they can stick that in their pipe and smoke it next time I'm at mass

Aw c'mon we need a good stag night and a piss up at the reception

. I have been sitting mr cmy in front of don't tell the bride for 14 years

we used the wedding fund and bought an apartment in spain

kinda thinking that stag ngt/ hen do, piss up at the reception ship has sailed, but ya know living in sin has it benefits

piss up in Spain woohoo!

"
. Yeah now that's a good idea, mr cmy keeps talking about the beaches being lovely

not sure what that's all about

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off in a bit to get some steak for tea.. The other he'll have to wait till later for

*her*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Looking forward to my steak later

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously though, it's probably a legitimate business alternative to a 'massage parlour'.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously though, it's probably a legitimate business alternative to a 'massage parlour'."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live in hope but I'm going to have to settle for a burger and wank I think.

I've got some Rustlers in the fridge."

Going all out!

I bet you aren't even bothering to use lube either?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

As I'm ill and stuck in bed. No steak or bj for me today.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

The meat eaters can stick to the steaks and us veggies will take the blowjobs.

Only fair, I reckon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

It's more a problem if you don't swallow

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

The meat eaters can stick to the steaks and us veggies will take the blowjobs.

Only fair, I reckon

I like the way you think

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

It's more a problem if you don't swallow

I swallow

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

It's more a problem if you don't swallow

I swallow

So swallowing from meat eaters and being a vegetarian is really going to open up a can of worms!

I've just made pasta and a homemade tomato and basil sauce. There's plenty left over so I'm thinking I might have just shot myself in the foot.

Wonder if I can hide it at the back of the fridge and pretend to Lizzie I made her packed lunch for work tomorrow? Might even get steak and BJ day two days in a row!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

If I offer to cook the steak for Marc, on your behalf, do I get a blowjob from you too?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

It's more a problem if you don't swallow

I swallow

"
chipperoo well it is protein enriched you will benefit from it even if your breath smells

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at work so chicken wings and a wank

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *edgeend6Couple
over a year ago

Southampton

We had steak and blow job day yesterday as hubby's at work tonight. Best one I've given apparently! I do aim to please!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/03/16 16:41:21]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live in hope but I'm going to have to settle for a burger and wank I think.

I've got some Rustlers in the fridge.

Going all out!

I bet you aren't even bothering to use lube either?

Hahahaha.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

So Lizzie just phones and says I'm near the supermarket, what do you fancy for tea tonight?

Talk about a loaded (literally) question!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"So Lizzie just phones and says I'm near the supermarket, what do you fancy for tea tonight?

Talk about a loaded (literally) question!

Don't ask for fish cakes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rBBMrsLDCouple
over a year ago

Seaford

Is it? Jesus I better get some steak in!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have tuna and I will drain my balls tonight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubs doesnt like steak and i hqve a coldsore.

So i can have the steakand oral?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just walked past a guy who said to his wife/girlfriend, "We need to buy some steak".

I laughed out loud

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hubs doesnt like steak and i hqve a coldsore.

So i can have the steakand oral?

Sounds like a great plan

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Thanks for this thread

I just text hubby to tell him it's steak for tea

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I was standing by the steaks in Asda for over 20 minutes and not one Woman offered me a bj

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Well I was standing by the steaks in Asda for over 20 minutes and not one Woman offered me a bj

You have to wave your T-bone in their face

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"So Lizzie just phones and says I'm near the supermarket, what do you fancy for tea tonight?

Talk about a loaded (literally) question!

Don't ask for fish cakes

Allergic to fish and seafood so not going to happen. Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wonder how many people at the checkouts are looking at your steak thinking I know what you're up to tonight.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hubby gets lamb n chips & anal tonight.. again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

It's more a problem if you don't swallow

I swallow

So swallowing from meat eaters and being a vegetarian is really going to open up a can of worms!

I've just made pasta and a homemade tomato and basil sauce. There's plenty left over so I'm thinking I might have just shot myself in the foot.

Wonder if I can hide it at the back of the fridge and pretend to Lizzie I made her packed lunch for work tomorrow? Might even get steak and BJ day two days in a row!

I'm sure you won't have a problem convincing her that 2 days is better than one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

It's more a problem if you don't swallow

I swallow

So swallowing from meat eaters and being a vegetarian is really going to open up a can of worms!

I've just made pasta and a homemade tomato and basil sauce. There's plenty left over so I'm thinking I might have just shot myself in the foot.

Wonder if I can hide it at the back of the fridge and pretend to Lizzie I made her packed lunch for work tomorrow? Might even get steak and BJ day two days in a row!

I'm sure you won't have a problem convincing her that 2 days is better than one

That's what I thought. Ended up with my leftover cheese and ham tortellini in a tomato and basil sauce. I did make a side salad with olive oil, rice wine vinegar and lemon juice to enhance it.

So no steak today

wonder if the BJ is on the cards xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

It's more a problem if you don't swallow

I swallow

So swallowing from meat eaters and being a vegetarian is really going to open up a can of worms!

I've just made pasta and a homemade tomato and basil sauce. There's plenty left over so I'm thinking I might have just shot myself in the foot.

Wonder if I can hide it at the back of the fridge and pretend to Lizzie I made her packed lunch for work tomorrow? Might even get steak and BJ day two days in a row!

I'm sure you won't have a problem convincing her that 2 days is better than one

That's what I thought. Ended up with my leftover cheese and ham tortellini in a tomato and basil sauce. I did make a side salad with olive oil, rice wine vinegar and lemon juice to enhance it.

So no steak today

wonder if the BJ is on the cards xx"

This is Lizzie we are talking about. It's highly likely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

It's more a problem if you don't swallow

I swallow

So swallowing from meat eaters and being a vegetarian is really going to open up a can of worms!

I've just made pasta and a homemade tomato and basil sauce. There's plenty left over so I'm thinking I might have just shot myself in the foot.

Wonder if I can hide it at the back of the fridge and pretend to Lizzie I made her packed lunch for work tomorrow? Might even get steak and BJ day two days in a row!

I'm sure you won't have a problem convincing her that 2 days is better than one

That's what I thought. Ended up with my leftover cheese and ham tortellini in a tomato and basil sauce. I did make a side salad with olive oil, rice wine vinegar and lemon juice to enhance it.

So no steak today

wonder if the BJ is on the cards xx

This is Lizzie we are talking about. It's highly likely

Haha The weekend Lizzie is far different to the weekday version.

Looks like the BJ is off the card. She's fallen asleep watching Grand Designs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't have the steak so hubby got his afternoon delight and cookies

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

It's more a problem if you don't swallow

I swallow

So swallowing from meat eaters and being a vegetarian is really going to open up a can of worms!

I've just made pasta and a homemade tomato and basil sauce. There's plenty left over so I'm thinking I might have just shot myself in the foot.

Wonder if I can hide it at the back of the fridge and pretend to Lizzie I made her packed lunch for work tomorrow? Might even get steak and BJ day two days in a row!

I'm sure you won't have a problem convincing her that 2 days is better than one

That's what I thought. Ended up with my leftover cheese and ham tortellini in a tomato and basil sauce. I did make a side salad with olive oil, rice wine vinegar and lemon juice to enhance it.

So no steak today

wonder if the BJ is on the cards xx

This is Lizzie we are talking about. It's highly likely

Haha The weekend Lizzie is far different to the weekday version.

Looks like the BJ is off the card. She's fallen asleep watching Grand Designs

xx"

Lots of sympathy mail. #FeelingTheLove

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm a veggie but Marc eats meat. I'm trying to decide whether I can bring myself to cook him a steak or if a veggie meal will do if I make up for it with two blowjobs

It's more a problem if you don't swallow

I swallow

So swallowing from meat eaters and being a vegetarian is really going to open up a can of worms!

I've just made pasta and a homemade tomato and basil sauce. There's plenty left over so I'm thinking I might have just shot myself in the foot.

Wonder if I can hide it at the back of the fridge and pretend to Lizzie I made her packed lunch for work tomorrow? Might even get steak and BJ day two days in a row!

I'm sure you won't have a problem convincing her that 2 days is better than one

That's what I thought. Ended up with my leftover cheese and ham tortellini in a tomato and basil sauce. I did make a side salad with olive oil, rice wine vinegar and lemon juice to enhance it.

So no steak today

wonder if the BJ is on the cards xx

This is Lizzie we are talking about. It's highly likely

Haha The weekend Lizzie is far different to the weekday version.

Looks like the BJ is off the card. She's fallen asleep watching Grand Designs

Lots of sympathy mail. #FeelingTheLove

Ooh empathy mail as well!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak & BJ Day? Pfffft....

Roasted courgettes, sweetbite peppers, red onions and garlic seasoned with sea salt, coarse ground pepper, oregano and chilli flakes

Chargrilled garlic, paprika and chilli marinated filleted chicken breasts

Red onion and garlic creamy sweet potato mash

Not fussed about the BJ but if any ladies fancy a good licking, I'm not one for sticking to conventions

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've down graded had fish and chips and wank day

Not good!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Just had my steak, it was lush

leaving the rest for a day when I'm not so ill!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well I'm targeting Wednesday 16th March as the new Steak & BJ day.

Tortellini & BJ day was never going to work!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You could have held off on the tortellini

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread