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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

No, it's not a position or a euphemism you sex mad bunch of deviants.

Just buttered toast. It's bloody brilliant and hugely underrated.

Butter too, not lah dee dah healthy low cal low fat "spread". Proper salted Lurpack.

I love toast.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've found a place that sells beef dripping really hard to get these days. I haven't bought any though

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I think it always tastes better if someone else makes it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see your buttered toast and raise you buttered toasted tea cakes ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see your buttered toast and raise you buttered toasted tea cakes .. "

Get in my kitchen. Coffee too please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see your buttered toast and raise you buttered toasted tea cakes .. "

Report to my office with said tea cakes and a cup of tea right now. Pretty please.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Paul Young was right

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, it's not a position or a euphemism you sex mad bunch of deviants.

Just buttered toast. It's bloody brilliant and hugely underrated.

Butter too, not lah dee dah healthy low cal low fat "spread". Proper salted Lurpack.

I love toast."

I couldn't agree more!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So good Paul Young (and the q tips) had a song titled toast...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter on toast is wayyy better than just plain buttah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So good Paul Young (and the q tips) had a song titled toast..."

It wasn't the Q Tips. It was Scratchband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut butter on toast is wayyy better than just plain buttah "

Peanut butter and marmalade!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Its the food of kings

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By *ylonhunterMan
over a year ago

uk

Am I the only person to butter toast with a spoon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crumpets - say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person to butter toast with a spoon ?"

no i often spread with a spoon -

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By *inkyandperky555Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Got to be fresh bread (not sliced) cut thick done under the grill or on an open fire With real salted butter from the market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, it's not a position or a euphemism you sex mad bunch of deviants.

Just buttered toast. It's bloody brilliant and hugely underrated.

Butter too, not lah dee dah healthy low cal low fat "spread". Proper salted Lurpack.

I love toast."

Totally agree. Toast slathered with proper salted butter is sublime.

On the subject of butter. The fewer ingredients the better. It should only be milk (cream) and salt, those apparently 'healthy' spreads are full of flavourings and preservatives that they simply can't be good for you. They also taste like Shit.....

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

every butcher i go in sells beef dripping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be fresh bread (not sliced) cut thick done under the grill or on an open fire With real salted butter from the market"

Just perfect

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Buttered toast tastes better with BBQ sauce and melted cheese on it.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I see your buttered toast and raise you buttered toasted tea cakes .. "
Think of the diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So good Paul Young (and the q tips) had a song titled toast...

It wasn't the Q Tips. It was Scratchband "

Ok. Google has been my friend! It seems they both did it and were both fronted by Paul Young, but it was Streetband. I'd never heard of them!

Just a little bit toast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love toast and heaps of butter ,its totally delish when the bread is toasted on an open fire

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Everything tastes better smothered in lurpack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"crumpets - say no more"

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By *he horny kinksters OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Listen, anyone who's sullying toast with bbq sauce or marmalade or peanut butter can take their toppings and shove em.

And crumpets my arse.

Toast.

Just toast ok?

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Hot buttered crumpets! Hot enough so the butter melts down the holes. If you're being extravagant add some Bovril.

Perfik.

*Him*

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"Peanut butter on toast is wayyy better than just plain buttah "
I Do like peanut butter usually the crunchy one by sun pac, but thou I like Butter, I use the spreads now a 500gm Tub for 99p lasts a time mainly just on toast, clovers nice but £4 a tub 500gm is beyond a joke..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, it's not a position or a euphemism you sex mad bunch of deviants.

Just buttered toast. It's bloody brilliant and hugely underrated.

Butter too, not lah dee dah healthy low cal low fat "spread". Proper salted Lurpack.

I love toast."

uncut bread aswell nice and thick . Cant for the life of me fathum why anyone would toast a thin slice of bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a nice wedge of fruity tea loaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listen, anyone who's sullying toast with bbq sauce or marmalade or peanut butter can take their toppings and shove em.

And crumpets my arse.

Toast.

Just toast ok?

"

i do like peanut butter and marmalade

bbq sauce on toast tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listen, anyone who's sullying toast with bbq sauce or marmalade or peanut butter can take their toppings and shove em.

And crumpets my arse.

Toast.

Just toast ok?

OK ok!

Toast with butter is delish but don't dismiss the crumpet!

With loads of butter!

"

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

... always lands buttered side down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listen, anyone who's sullying toast with bbq sauce or marmalade or peanut butter can take their toppings and shove em.

And crumpets my arse.

Toast.

Just toast ok?

"

Sometimes I just eat buttered toast for breakfast and lunch. It's so yummy!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buttered crumpets... So morish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buttered crumpets... So morish!"

When the butter runs down your fingers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"crumpets - say no more"

This

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No, it's not a position or a euphemism you sex mad bunch of deviants.

Just buttered toast. It's bloody brilliant and hugely underrated.

Butter too, not lah dee dah healthy low cal low fat "spread". Proper salted Lurpack.

I love toast."

I love that we've finally got those fucking stupid New Years resolutions out the way. This is where the gyms start to empty and we get back to real living!

Have to agree with you. Hot buttered toast, with that one quarter of butter that hasn't quite melted. Pure bliss!

My recommendation is to go for a fresh warburton toastie slice, though most bread works. However, go for Kerrygold Irish Butter (the block not a plastic tub of spreadable), can't beat it (flora gold isn't bad if you want spreadable).

If you're on the Irish tip, have a cup of Barry's Tea with it!

Crumpets (or Pikelets) no toasted. Must be put in a frying pan. Spread both sides with butter and start on the bottom. Allow the loaded side to have the butter melt into the porous crumpet side and then turn over & cook briefly on a high heat!

All this talk of toast has now got me going to the kitchen for a slice at 23:59!!!! So wrong!

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