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Cuddles, hugs and kisses are fine - but who'd like a bloody good fuck too??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Not me....it's that time of the month and I'm vile

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me!

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By *achelTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Dubai

What a brilliant forum post. Couldn't agree more.

How about a pijama party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me xx

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Not me....it's that time of the month and I'm vile "

At least you admit it, fancy some chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

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By *D123Man
over a year ago

Kings Heath and Estepona

Definitely ME!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee?? "

Just having my 2nd cuppa xxxx

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "

That I wonna see!

Your Minion pyjamas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having an insanely horny few days!

(I need fucked, hard!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me sorry feeling very sore today my Master definately made sure I wasn't going to meet anyone else

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Not me....it's that time of the month and I'm vile

At least you admit it, fancy some chocolate "

No thanks a coffee will do

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "

And no doubt looking sexy as hell in them, but could soon be out of them and enjoying that good hard fuck...can I volunteer? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee?? "

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Not me....it's that time of the month and I'm vile

At least you admit it, fancy some chocolate

No thanks a coffee will do "

I'm sat with a Creme brûlée latte and box of chocolates with dog asleep on feet. God I love term time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!! "

Count me in then Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them, over & over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!! "

And he wonders why he only gets offers of coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

Count me in then Peach x "

Oh go on then - but the cockerel stays at home!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know I'm in.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All of them, over & over. "

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still want a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

Count me in then Peach x

Oh go on then - but the cockerel stays at home!! "

I'll be right over, and don't worry...he was last Sundays dinner lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know I'm in.

-Courtney"

Yummy! Welcome lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of them, over & over.

Yes please! "

Right, I'm leaving work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

And he wonders why he only gets offers of coffee. "

Mornin gawjus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhhh yeahhhhh... (warms up the bedsprings BOINKY-BOINKY-BOINKY-BOINKY-BOINKY-BOINKY...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we would please n thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only!!! "

Soon Amy - soon!!!

Mwah ha ha!!

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "

Baaaaannnnaaaaannnnnaaa!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Love to but my back won't allow it

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By *rant4Man
over a year ago

South Wales & London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not, start new year, horny n playful right now

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea, biscuits, cuddles, kisses & anything else would be a bonus please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Baaaaannnnaaaaannnnnaaa!! "

Loved that film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves hand frantically*

I'm recovered from the last sesh now and raring to go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*waves hand frantically*

I'm recovered from the last sesh now and raring to go!"

Glad to hear it Hun! Sounds like that was a mighty one! Let me know if he comes back to fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!! "

Coffee with wandering hands!?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Offers a friendly fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves hand frantically*

I'm recovered from the last sesh now and raring to go!"

Drinks before leading onto the kisses, cuddles and fucks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves hand frantically*

I'm recovered from the last sesh now and raring to go!

Glad to hear it Hun! Sounds like that was a mighty one! Let me know if he comes back to fab! "

Haha I will!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*waves hand frantically*

I'm recovered from the last sesh now and raring to go!

Glad to hear it Hun! Sounds like that was a mighty one! Let me know if he comes back to fab!

Haha I will!

"

Thanks lovely! Think you've got an offer above me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

Coffee with wandering hands!? "

As long as your willy wonders too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "

Aarrgghhh, how am I just seeing this now?!

Am I too late??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

Coffee with wandering hands!?

As long as your willy wonders too! "

A wondering willy sounds a bit off-putting actually

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

Coffee with wandering hands!?

As long as your willy wonders too!

A wondering willy sounds a bit off-putting actually

-Courtney"

Sounds like the title of a country music album actually!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Aarrgghhh, how am I just seeing this now?!

Am I too late?? "

Nope! Still got my pj's on though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely need some fun soon

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Yes, I'm in.. Standing to attention..

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Could do with a good cuddle, And fun of course before and after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Aarrgghhh, how am I just seeing this now?!

Am I too late??

Nope! Still got my pj's on though! "

I'll soon get them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe a hard fucking thread has proved more popular than a cuddles thread. And on a casual sex site too!

Toys out of pram!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe a hard fucking thread has proved more popular than a cuddles thread. And on a casual sex site too!

Toys out of pram! "

Stop whinging. Come with me I'll show you why it's preferable to kisses and cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe a hard fucking thread has proved more popular than a cuddles thread. And on a casual sex site too!

Toys out of pram!

Stop whinging. Come with me I'll show you why it's preferable to kisses and cuddles "

You have coffee, right?

Taxi to Blackpool ...

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "

I'd best get you outta the minion pyjamas

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"I can't believe a hard fucking thread has proved more popular than a cuddles thread. And on a casual sex site too!

Toys out of pram! "

sugar dummies are a plenty in Blackpool..live a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh go on then...its been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "

Show us your minion pj's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe a hard fucking thread has proved more popular than a cuddles thread. And on a casual sex site too!

Toys out of pram!

Stop whinging. Come with me I'll show you why it's preferable to kisses and cuddles

You have coffee, right?

Taxi to Blackpool ... "

I shall have the coffee machine on standby. You won't have time to drink it but it's there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "

Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone! "

Beg to differ

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Not me....it's that time of the month and I'm vile "

Lol ... me too ....us ladies have it rough x

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Not me....it's that time of the month and I'm vile

Lol ... me too ....us ladies have it rough x"

Oh please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in need of a good hard fuck. Can't find anyone in London who wants to meet me!! Boo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we are both up for a good hard fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmm erm not sure I mean this tube of salt n vinegar pringles I am half way through after an AWSOME sandwich I have just devoured may just take some beating.......... Ahhhhhh go on then I guess you may have just twisted my arm

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone!

Beg to differ "

Me too!!!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Nar,I'm already for a while

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!! "

Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we are both up for a good hard fuck"

I'm in Ely on Thursday...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Nar,I'm already for a while"

What?! I'm alright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nar,I'm already for a while

What?! I'm alright!"

Oh, I think you are more than alright...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Nar,I'm already for a while

What?! I'm alright!

Oh, I think you are more than alright..."

Thankyou

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

I'm in for a filthy fucking sesh!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm would be very pleasant.

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished? "

Think u should both always b sore after!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A filthy group fuck fest sounds good. In a different life ode have on at mine. But this one need an invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes... Horny as fook today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling the need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would offer but am a smoker and too old it seems

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london


"I'm feeling the need "

I'd luv to oblige lol

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex


"I'm feeling the need "

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

Now I like a cuddle & kiss as much as the next man ... but a good long hard session would be just the ticket to shift the additional Xmas binge pounds....plus I'm more than little horny today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B "

Your on my To do list Sir

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

Your on my To do list Sir "

Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Me - pretty please!... "

Me abso-fckin-lutely. Me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished? "

That'll do nicely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

Your on my To do list Sir

Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam "

Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!

(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm offering Jaffa cakes now on the cuddle thread! No takers!? Tough crowd!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please!...

Me abso-fckin-lutely. Me."

Should it not be 'way-ayeman'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe later I need a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished?

That'll do nicely! "

Just let me know where I'm heading and I'll be with you shortly lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe later I need a coffee "

Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe later I need a coffee

Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!! "
Aww that sounds just the ticket. You get naked and I will be back in a blink of a eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe later I need a coffee

Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!! "

Never defecting.

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

Your on my To do list Sir

Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam

Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!

(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! ) "

He looks at her in her minion PJ's and rubs his thighs Vic Reeves style ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe later I need a coffee

Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!!

Never defecting. "

Aw come on, come join us for man hugs! No funny business, just a good platonic manly embrace!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

Your on my To do list Sir

Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam

Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!

(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )

He looks at her in her minion PJ's and rubs his thighs Vic Reeves style ..."

Giggling out loud now! Shooting stars was great in its time - but really dated when you watch it back!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Maybe later I need a coffee

Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!! "

Much prefer a good hard long fuck any day... jaffa cakes are blerghhhhhh. ... count me in for a fuck now, gone right off soppy cuddles xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

Your on my To do list Sir

Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam

Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!

(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! ) "

Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe later I need a coffee

Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!!

Never defecting.

Aw come on, come join us for man hugs! No funny business, just a good platonic manly embrace! "

He can't Hun! He's about to take me roughly from behind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe later I need a coffee

Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!!

Never defecting.

Aw come on, come join us for man hugs! No funny business, just a good platonic manly embrace! "

I can't be bribed with Jaffa cakes...

But if there were cookies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

Your on my To do list Sir

Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam

Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!

(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )

Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered ! "

Mmmmmmm! Sounds delightful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

Your on my To do list Sir

Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam

Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!

(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )

Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered !

Mmmmmmm! Sounds delightful! "

That was bloody quick work btw Miss B! You were only flirting an hour ago!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Me please Peach.

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

Your on my To do list Sir

Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam

Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!

(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )

He looks at her in her minion PJ's and rubs his thighs Vic Reeves style ...

Giggling out loud now! Shooting stars was great in its time - but really dated when you watch it back! "

Well they brought back TFI, so never say never ... He coos for the dove from above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all. "

What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late as usual!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "

Me!!

Rabbit rampage, should I go all out and Invest in a rabbit onesie since you've got the minions on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

Your on my To do list Sir

Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam

Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!

(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )

Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered !

Mmmmmmm! Sounds delightful!

That was bloody quick work btw Miss B! You were only flirting an hour ago! "

Haha iv known this gentleman for many years !

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

Your on my To do list Sir

Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam

Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!

(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )

Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered ! "

He blushes slightly

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By *imonTMan
over a year ago

hayes

Cuddles? Bloody good fucks? Do NONE of the ladies want sucking senseless? Ah well - gym and horlicks for me then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.

What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us! "

Peaches is hard to resist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late as usual!!"

No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late as usual!!

No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes. "

Yes miss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late as usual!!

No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes.

Yes miss... "

Errr Missus to you.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Am I too late as usual!!

No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes.

Yes miss...

Errr Missus to you. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late as usual!!

No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes.

Yes miss...

Errr Missus to you. "

You'll get called something else in a minute. I'm cold, wet and you never turned up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!!!

Might have to wait til the weekend though....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.

What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!

Peaches is hard to resist! "

Yep! Not just a summer fruit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Me!!

Rabbit rampage, should I go all out and Invest in a rabbit onesie since you've got the minions on "

Yeah why not? We can peel them off each other!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

And he wonders why he only gets offers of coffee.

Mornin gawjus! "

Afternoon lovely, only just seen this, sorry. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late as usual!!

No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes.

Yes miss...

Errr Missus to you.

You'll get called something else in a minute. I'm cold, wet and you never turned up!!"

I was on my way when I fell over and landed on something hard. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.

What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!

Peaches is hard to resist!

Yep! Not just a summer fruit! "

So, back to taking you roughly from behind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody arranged a fuck off the back of this thread yet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im feeling a tad naughty today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody arranged a fuck off the back of this thread yet??"

If only...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody arranged a fuck off the back of this thread yet??"

Hoping to do fairly soon!

Got a couple of victims -Erm sorry - gentlemen - in mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone!

Beg to differ

Me too!!!!"

Does this mean you want to join us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.

What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!

Peaches is hard to resist!

Yep! Not just a summer fruit!

So, back to taking you roughly from behind..."

Yes? I'm all ears?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.

What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!

Peaches is hard to resist!

Yep! Not just a summer fruit!

So, back to taking you roughly from behind...

Yes? I'm all ears? "

All I'm saying is, let's get it on. More than happy to be the next "victim" haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling the need

You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B

Your on my To do list Sir

Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam

Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!

(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )

Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered !

He blushes slightly "

So you should! That's quite an accolade! Great pity you're so far away or I'd be wanting to find out for myself rather soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.

What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!

Peaches is hard to resist!

Yep! Not just a summer fruit!

So, back to taking you roughly from behind...

Yes? I'm all ears?

All I'm saying is, let's get it on. More than happy to be the next "victim" haha."

Methinks we need to set a date!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me!

"

Very cute! You really should relocate to the NW!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone!

Beg to differ

Me too!!!!

Does this mean you want to join us? "

In his dreams!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say no to a nice fuck today...I don't think that the ladies of South Wales are thinking the same way today though sadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.

What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!

Peaches is hard to resist!

Yep! Not just a summer fruit!

So, back to taking you roughly from behind...

Yes? I'm all ears?

All I'm saying is, let's get it on. More than happy to be the next "victim" haha.

Methinks we need to set a date! "

Oh hell yes. Drop me a message with when you're thinking of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me!

Very cute! You really should relocate to the NW! "

Oi Missy, you have enough men Up North already x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody arranged a fuck off the back of this thread yet??

Hoping to do fairly soon!

Got a couple of victims -Erm sorry - gentlemen - in mind! "

Millions of Peaches..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone!

Beg to differ

Me too!!!!

Does this mean you want to join us?

In his dreams!!' "

So thats not a no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm conceding defeat. The cuddles thing (despite the lure of Jaffa cakes) just isn't taking off.

Anyone fancy a fuck!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me!

Very cute! You really should relocate to the NW!

Oi Missy, you have enough men Up North already x"

Hey lovely I'm happy to share! You can always grab him before he moves north!

There are also a few northern lads I'll be happy to send your way! Some of them aren't even related to ANY of their cousins! How's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Me!!

Rabbit rampage, should I go all out and Invest in a rabbit onesie since you've got the minions on

Yeah why not? We can peel them off each other! "

Mmmm peel or rip

Then your legs on my shoulders or prefer hair pulled back firm hand on the neck and ride in doggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Me!!

Rabbit rampage, should I go all out and Invest in a rabbit onesie since you've got the minions on

Yeah why not? We can peel them off each other!

Mmmm peel or rip

Then your legs on my shoulders or prefer hair pulled back firm hand on the neck and ride in doggy "

Oh yeah? And there's you on your own thread saying you prefer A's!

But - yes please - after the cuddles & shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!

Me!!

Rabbit rampage, should I go all out and Invest in a rabbit onesie since you've got the minions on

Yeah why not? We can peel them off each other!

Mmmm peel or rip

Then your legs on my shoulders or prefer hair pulled back firm hand on the neck and ride in doggy

Oh yeah? And there's you on your own thread saying you prefer A's!

But - yes please - after the cuddles & shit! "

Haha I'm sure we will have a wet and wild time,

Course cuddles first, your lush lips on mine once again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle "

Not even after?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle

Not even after? "

After what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx"

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx"

Yeah I've got a meet too! Need to make family dinner and get ready shortly! Compare notes tomorrow my naughty friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx"

Ooh good luck lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle

Not even after?

After what? "

After a rampant, mind-blowing fuck that'll make you remember EXACTLY why you love fab!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle

Not even after? "

Ah! So!! The concept of a cuddle isn't TOTALLY ruled out then? You're now just haggling on the WHEN!?

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Plenty of women here I'd happily fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx

Ooh good luck lovely x "

Don't worry Dan - we promise we'll kiss and cuddle too! - don't we Tigger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle

Not even after?

After what?

After a rampant, mind-blowing fuck that'll make you remember EXACTLY why you love fab!! "

I suppose I could muster up the odd one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx

Ooh good luck lovely x

Don't worry Dan - we promise we'll kiss and cuddle too! - don't we Tigger? "

Aw Tiggers lovely, one of the nicest people on Fab. And one of my best meets x she's brill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle "

Damn, was just about to offer you one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm conceding defeat. The cuddles thing (despite the lure of Jaffa cakes) just isn't taking off.

Anyone fancy a fuck!? "

Alright you can have another chance but you can make your own coffee after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle

Damn, was just about to offer you one! "

You want more

Shh it's a secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx

Ooh good luck lovely x

Don't worry Dan - we promise we'll kiss and cuddle too! - don't we Tigger?

Aw Tiggers lovely, one of the nicest people on Fab. And one of my best meets x she's brill! "

She is! If I hadn't kinda hijacked your cuddles thread, you'd probably think I was lovely too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished?

That'll do nicely! "

If your hips still move....keep on going

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me.

But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee.

Who wants a coffee??

Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!

You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!

Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished?

That'll do nicely!

If your hips still move....keep on going "

Good advice! I'll bear that in mind later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds rather jolly lets get our minions apparel on ,, then take it off and get jolly naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sounds rather jolly lets get our minions apparel on ,, then take it off and get jolly naughty "

Is that Pooch talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloody good fuck sounds damn good right now

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