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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I went to buy smokes after work tonight in Tescos... (other supermarkets are available) and the guy behind the counter asked me if I was over 18!

I started to laugh and he looked at me quizzically... he was actually serious!

I'm 42!

When was the last time you were asked for ID and how old were you at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get asked for ID, I don't think I ever have!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

We are Shadwell!

One for the film buffs that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same problem on occasions..but in this case I think the OP should stick to the stories n fantasy section...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was asked in Tescos buying some wine last year.

I don;t drive, have no ID and don;t typically carry a passport to the supermarket.

As I pointed out: I have a job in London, a 6 year old daughter and a mortgage - just sell me the effing wine!

She pursed her lips and said, "I'll believe you".

Cow.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

My local spar and co-op ask pretty much everyone under about 50. They started doing it as some people were getting huffy cos they were always being asked (oh to look that young!). So now they blanket ask almost everyone.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have the same problem on occasions..but in this case I think the OP should stick to the stories n fantasy section..."

I couldn't actually believe it... I thought he was hitting on me with flattery but the expression on his face when I started to laugh said otherwise! I actually blushed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the same problem on occasions..but in this case I think the OP should stick to the stories n fantasy section...

I couldn't actually believe it... I thought he was hitting on me with flattery but the expression on his face when I started to laugh said otherwise! I actually GUSHED!.

in tesco?..u are FILTHY!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have the same problem on occasions..but in this case I think the OP should stick to the stories n fantasy section...

I couldn't actually believe it... I thought he was hitting on me with flattery but the expression on his face when I started to laugh said otherwise! I actually GUSHED!.

in tesco?..u are FILTHY!"

Thankfully I'm not one of those!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc and I are asked on a daily basis.

He is 31 and I'm 27

Once, the woman at Tescos was so unbelieving of pur ages that she wouldn't even accept our NY IDs. We had to have a manager called over.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one and only time I got asked for id was my 21st birthday. I'm surprised I remember that, it was a long time ago. Xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Marc and I are asked on a daily basis.

He is 31 and I'm 27

Once, the woman at Tescos was so unbelieving of pur ages that she wouldn't even accept our NY IDs. We had to have a manager called over.

-Courtney"

Which is amusing as Americans give anyone shit all the time for trying to innocently buy a drink... it's like it's requi_ed by law for anyone under 60 who isn't accompanied by both parents.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I got IDd for party poppers when I was about 24!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Marc and I are asked on a daily basis.

He is 31 and I'm 27

Once, the woman at Tescos was so unbelieving of pur ages that she wouldn't even accept our NY IDs. We had to have a manager called over.

-Courtney"

The manager was Mr Over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marc and I are asked on a daily basis.

He is 31 and I'm 27

Once, the woman at Tescos was so unbelieving of pur ages that she wouldn't even accept our NY IDs. We had to have a manager called over.

-Courtney

Which is amusing as Americans give anyone shit all the time for trying to innocently buy a drink... it's like it's requi_ed by law for anyone under 60 who isn't accompanied by both parents. "

Most supermarkets in the US won't let the cashier scan alcohol without simultaneously scanning an ID card, so it usually isn't discretionary in the US.

Plus the legal age is lower here, so it feels more ridiculous to be carded.

-Courtney

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Marc and I are asked on a daily basis.

He is 31 and I'm 27

Once, the woman at Tescos was so unbelieving of pur ages that she wouldn't even accept our NY IDs. We had to have a manager called over.

-Courtney

Which is amusing as Americans give anyone shit all the time for trying to innocently buy a drink... it's like it's requi_ed by law for anyone under 60 who isn't accompanied by both parents.

Most supermarkets in the US won't let the cashier scan alcohol without simultaneously scanning an ID card, so it usually isn't discretionary in the US.

Plus the legal age is lower here, so it feels more ridiculous to be carded.

-Courtney"

I got carded last time I was at Burning Man - I was like C'MON!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marc and I are asked on a daily basis.

He is 31 and I'm 27

Once, the woman at Tescos was so unbelieving of pur ages that she wouldn't even accept our NY IDs. We had to have a manager called over.

-Courtney

Which is amusing as Americans give anyone shit all the time for trying to innocently buy a drink... it's like it's requi_ed by law for anyone under 60 who isn't accompanied by both parents.

Most supermarkets in the US won't let the cashier scan alcohol without simultaneously scanning an ID card, so it usually isn't discretionary in the US.

Plus the legal age is lower here, so it feels more ridiculous to be carded.

-Courtney

I got carded last time I was at Burning Man - I was like C'MON!!?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marc and I are asked on a daily basis.

He is 31 and I'm 27

Once, the woman at Tescos was so unbelieving of pur ages that she wouldn't even accept our NY IDs. We had to have a manager called over.

-Courtney

Which is amusing as Americans give anyone shit all the time for trying to innocently buy a drink... it's like it's requi_ed by law for anyone under 60 who isn't accompanied by both parents.

Most supermarkets in the US won't let the cashier scan alcohol without simultaneously scanning an ID card, so it usually isn't discretionary in the US.

Plus the legal age is lower here, so it feels more ridiculous to be carded.

-Courtney"

We had to show ID in Target but nowhere else in America.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I got asked for ID at a nightclub when I was 24, then didn't get asked again for ages, when I turned 30 I thought it's all downhill from here, lol. Then I got asked for ID when I was 32 (again at a nightclub). Not been asked since.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Marc and I are asked on a daily basis.

He is 31 and I'm 27

Once, the woman at Tescos was so unbelieving of pur ages that she wouldn't even accept our NY IDs. We had to have a manager called over.

-Courtney

Which is amusing as Americans give anyone shit all the time for trying to innocently buy a drink... it's like it's requi_ed by law for anyone under 60 who isn't accompanied by both parents.

Most supermarkets in the US won't let the cashier scan alcohol without simultaneously scanning an ID card, so it usually isn't discretionary in the US.

Plus the legal age is lower here, so it feels more ridiculous to be carded.

-Courtney

I got carded last time I was at Burning Man - I was like C'MON!!?

I did get served, of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well imagine my pain, I'm 40 and the end of the year..and I look in my mid twenties

shame for many of you haaaa-haaaa

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"well imagine my pain, I'm 40 and the end of the year..and I look in my mid twenties

shame for many of you haaaa-haaaa"

Apparently I look under 18!

Up yours gramps!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"well imagine my pain, I'm 40 and the end of the year..and I look in my mid twenties

shame for many of you haaaa-haaaa

Apparently I look under 18!

Up yours gramps!!

LOOOOL

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

"Apparently I look under 18!

Up yours gramps!!

Was this fella squinting as maybe he forgot to put his contacts in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got ID'd recently, but that was because the guy I was with was tipsy and looked 16 and the assistant felt uncomfortable asking my friend and not me. Before that, I was ID'd once many years ago. Funny story, I had a plaitable beard and hair down to my arse, went into a pub after work with some colleagues (some of whom looked 15), and I was the only one asked for ID

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think he was even looking at your face big tits!..then first thing that popped into his mind was some kinda compliment...and while you looked for ID he was like "stupid twat doesnt even realise am rubbing my cock thinking about getting a diddy ride aff her"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe it or not ive never been asked for i.d. Must look like ive had a hard life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well imagine my pain, I'm 40 and the end of the year..and I look in my mid twenties

shame for many of you haaaa-haaaa

Apparently I look under 18!

Up yours gramps!!

Show off

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I dont think he was even looking at your face big tits!..then first thing that popped into his mind was some kinda compliment...and while you looked for ID he was like "stupid twat doesnt even realise am rubbing my cock thinking about getting a diddy ride aff her""

Hahahaha!!

You know not everyone thinks the way you do right?!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

When was the last time you were asked for ID and how old were you at the time?"

Last Wednesday at BnQ, when asking for the over 60s discount

(I'm fibbing,....

... they always believe me)

Mr ddc

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Yeah yeah happens all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When was the last time you were asked for ID and how old were you at the time?

Last Wednesday at BnQ, when asking for the over 60s discount

(I'm fibbing,....

... they always believe me)

Mr ddc"

You reminded me, I've been asked when I'm getting my gold card before

On the brightside Mr DDC, you have a youthful mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha!!

You know not everyone thinks the way you do right?!

its the most likely explaination..I've seen your face..I though way over 50..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Happened a few months ago but I was still 38 at the time. It does happen a few times a year (or it used to before I turned 39

) but at least I had a witness this time in the form of a work colleague who decided to help by pointing out my grey hairs and wrinkles. I don't think I look younger than I am, I just think people are crap at guessing ages generally.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

On the brightside Mr DDC, you have a youthful mind

Yo, dat's sic dat is

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hahahaha!!

You know not everyone thinks the way you do right?!

its the most likely explaination..I've seen your face..I though way over 50..

Phew! I'm almost outwith your age filters then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the brightside Mr DDC, you have a youthful mind

Yo, dat's sic dat is

Yeh m8. Is dahn wid da rood boyz innit

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I used to get it all the time, it was beyond a joke, as I felt like I was stuck in a permanent childhood. Had it again a year or so ago - I just flashed my slut ID. He gets a no questions asked shag if he'd ever want it. I have more wrinkles than fingers.

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

When was the last time you were asked for ID and how old were you at the time?"

At Birmingham Pride; I had to use my passport as ID, to buy some tobacco, as it's the only thing that shows my photograph and dob.

I left it on the counter; thankfully SS is understanding and paid for another one.

I hate T*S*O.

Tank Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happened a few months ago but I was still 38 at the time. It does happen a few times a year (or it used to before I turned 39

Ah, colleagues can be so lovely

I have to ID people when selling compressed air, but most of our customers are over 45 so I make it a joke and a colleague once said the customer looked younger than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most places will ask for ID anyway for stuff like alcohol and tobacco, obviously I don't go near the stuff anyway! Not that I'm saying you don't all look under 21 of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask for Id,sometimes just for the sake of it, the expressions are priceless

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to buy smokes after work tonight in Tescos... (other supermarkets are available) and the guy behind the counter asked me if I was over 18!

I started to laugh and he looked at me quizzically... he was actually serious!

I'm 42!

When was the last time you were asked for ID and how old were you at the time?"

It's your obviously fake moustache !!

Anyone that has one of those is clearly trying hard to make themselves look older

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I was properly shocking... he made me blush. I rarely blush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always get asked for ID... actually, a policeman thought I looked like I should still be at school a couple of weeks before I turned 26.

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I went to buy smokes after work tonight in Tescos... (other supermarkets are available) and the guy behind the counter asked me if I was over 18!

I started to laugh and he looked at me quizzically... he was actually serious!

I'm 42!

When was the last time you were asked for ID and how old were you at the time?"

Just a few months ago when I was buying smokes. I was well happy till I relised I had no I.D on me. I had to ask someone to go in for me. Xx

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I went to buy smokes after work tonight in Tescos... (other supermarkets are available) and the guy behind the counter asked me if I was over 18!

I started to laugh and he looked at me quizzically... he was actually serious!

I'm 42!

When was the last time you were asked for ID and how old were you at the time?

Just a few months ago when I was buying smokes. I was well happy till I relised I had no I.D on me. I had to ask someone to go in for me. Xx"

Should of said I'm 29

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

In September I was IDd for buying cigs. I'm 31 in a couple of weeks. I do have a baby face though. I was once told (age 17) that I could be any age from 18 to 34.

Won't have an issue now that I don't smoke any more of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish they would ask me for id when we go out for a night,it would make my day now I'm getting a bit wrinkely

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No, but I got a discount for being over 60

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got ID'd buying superglue a year or so ago. I showed her my ID and she put her glasses on and looked at me more closely then said "oh, of course, silly me"

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Dg I was half expecting you had to prove your age for your oap bus pass

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Being id checked in tescos while trying to buy a newspaper was a piss take

C...

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Dg I was half expecting you had to prove your age for your oap bus pass

Hahaha!! Shut it you! Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still get asked for ID near enough every time I go to a pub/club. People often think my 21 year old brother is older than me, he hates it!

A few months ago in the supermarket I went to ask a guy to reach a bottle on a top shelf for me, I got as far as "Excuse me" before he practically spat at me "No I will not buy you alcohol!" His face was great when I said "Yeah I'm 27, can you just pass me that bottle down please?"

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

I love it when the scan n shop thing says I have to be checked. Just occasionally, there might be booze in there and I will tell them obviously the machine thinks I look young enough to look 18.

The banter and flirting is the only good thing about food shopping

BTW.. Had to get age checked for a tom & jerry DVD once! Violence apparently.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

What annoys me when I go in to shop with name and age of back of footy shirt and get asked for id

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What annoys me when I go in to shop with name and age of back of footy shirt and get asked for id"

Are you serious?!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"What annoys me when I go in to shop with name and age of back of footy shirt and get asked for id

Are you serious?! "

We hope not Sarah lol

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What annoys me when I go in to shop with name and age of back of footy shirt and get asked for id

Are you serious?! "

This makes perfect sense when you've met Mike.

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