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"Well... its finally happened, last night i couldn't focus on a thing on screen so finally gave in to age and went along to the optician today... Mrs Notts holding my hand and stroking my bruised ego.. went through all the tests, puffs in the eyes, photos taken the lot.. then, the verdict.. I need glasses to read and use the P.C. No Shit Sherlock I thought... ( I mean why the fluck was I there lol)... So.. trying on a few frames 300 quid and an hour later all done... Girls... is a guy in specs horny or just old.. Boooooo Hoooooo Women look so damn horny in them... Why?? I dunno... but they just do lol.." mr duo wears specs now and i find it a very big turn on!!! like said if you suit them then heyho im putty in yer hands lol!!!! | |||
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"Well.. Mrs Notts said they look ok, the girls in the shop were saying so.. (but they would eh..) So time will tell I suppose... " I wouldn't worry Notts...... You should only worry about the fact you are an old git when you need the hearing aid! | |||
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"Well.. Mrs Notts said they look ok, the girls in the shop were saying so.. (but they would eh..) So time will tell I suppose... I wouldn't worry Notts...... You should only worry about the fact you are an old git when you need the hearing aid!" some one call me ?? | |||
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" then, the verdict.. I need glasses to read and use the P.C. " Is that why you have been posting total bollox all this time babe? Recon you will look dead sexy in em, post a pic asap and I will tell ya lol | |||
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" then, the verdict.. I need glasses to read and use the P.C. Is that why you have been posting total bollox all this time babe? Recon you will look dead sexy in em, post a pic asap and I will tell ya lol" I want to see Notts with his glasses on as well then we can make a decision on level of sexiness | |||
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"Well... its finally happened, last night i couldn't focus on a thing on screen so finally gave in to age and went along to the optician today... Mrs Notts holding my hand and stroking my bruised ego.. went through all the tests, puffs in the eyes, photos taken the lot.. then, the verdict.. I need glasses to read and use the P.C. No Shit Sherlock I thought... ( I mean why the fluck was I there lol)... So.. trying on a few frames 300 quid and an hour later all done... Girls... is a guy in specs horny or just old.. Boooooo Hoooooo Women look so damn horny in them... Why?? I dunno... but they just do lol.." You'll be fine mate,whereas I look like a cross between Alf Garnett and Heinrich Himmler in mine. | |||
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" then, the verdict.. I need glasses to read and use the P.C. Is that why you have been posting total bollox all this time babe? Recon you will look dead sexy in em, post a pic asap and I will tell ya lol I want to see Notts with his glasses on as well then we can make a decision on level of sexiness " agreed | |||
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"Well... its finally happened, last night i couldn't focus on a thing on screen so finally gave in to age and went along to the optician today... Mrs Notts holding my hand and stroking my bruised ego.. went through all the tests, puffs in the eyes, photos taken the lot.. then, the verdict.. I need glasses to read and use the P.C. No Shit Sherlock I thought... ( I mean why the fluck was I there lol)... So.. trying on a few frames 300 quid and an hour later all done... Girls... is a guy in specs horny or just old.. Boooooo Hoooooo Women look so damn horny in them... Why?? I dunno... but they just do lol.. You'll be fine mate,whereas I look like a cross between Alf Garnett and Heinrich Himmler in mine. " Please please please let it be Ric who posted that lol mwah xxxxxx | |||
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" You'll be fine mate,whereas I look like a cross between Alf Garnett and Heinrich Himmler in mine. Please please please let it be Ric who posted that lol mwah xxxxxx" Course it was me......thats why there were no X,s. Damn it all...I like Rugby,Boxing.... ahem......and all those.....chappish type things dontcha know! | |||
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" You'll be fine mate,whereas I look like a cross between Alf Garnett and Heinrich Himmler in mine. Please please please let it be Ric who posted that lol mwah xxxxxx Course it was me......thats why there were no X,s. Damn it all...I like Rugby,Boxing.... ahem......and all those.....chappish type things dontcha know! " lol just checking, knew it was you really lol xxx | |||
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"I'm sure a pic will follow soon... Though can't see me wearing them for any meets lol..." oh i dont know. You could do the male secretary bit, you know chew on a pencil and look seductively over the top of your glasses lmao | |||
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" You'll be fine mate,whereas I look like a cross between Alf Garnett and Heinrich Himmler in mine. Please please please let it be Ric who posted that lol mwah xxxxxx Course it was me......thats why there were no X,s. Damn it all...I like Rugby,Boxing.... ahem......and all those.....chappish type things dontcha know! lol just checking, knew it was you really lol xxx" Well I didn't realise it was you I saw Notts icon above and thought it was him,hence the Xless reply. That said, XXXXXXXXXXXXX take that! | |||
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"I'm sure a pic will follow soon... Though can't see me wearing them for any meets lol... oh i dont know. You could do the male secretary bit, you know chew on a pencil and look seductively over the top of your glasses lmao" Then he takes off his glasses,shakes down his hair and you say....."Why Mr Notts.....your.....your....beautiful". XXXX | |||
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"I'm sure a pic will follow soon... Though can't see me wearing them for any meets lol... oh i dont know. You could do the male secretary bit, you know chew on a pencil and look seductively over the top of your glasses lmao Then he takes off his glasses,shakes down his hair and you say....."Why Mr Notts.....your.....your....beautiful". XXXX" lmao | |||
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"I'm sure a pic will follow soon... Though can't see me wearing them for any meets lol... oh i dont know. You could do the male secretary bit, you know chew on a pencil and look seductively over the top of your glasses lmao Then he takes off his glasses,shakes down his hair and you say....."Why Mr Notts.....your.....your....beautiful". XXXX" Aww.... shucks pmsl... | |||
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"Have you ever noticed though,that some people you meet who aren't wearing glasses look like they should do? They just have a face for glasses and don't look right when they don't have them on,if you see what I mean. XXXX" ummmmm..........ponders | |||
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"Have you ever noticed though,that some people you meet who aren't wearing glasses look like they should do? They just have a face for glasses and don't look right when they don't have them on,if you see what I mean. XXXX ummmmm..........ponders " Beer goggles aren't so good! | |||
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"I went to a social in broad street birmingham a few years back and thought id be cool to go out without my glasses. Fell flat on my bleeding face in the middle of broad street as i didnt see the path had changed to cobbles" pmsl xx | |||
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"I only wear them for dress up! " Dress up Mmmmmmmm Proper woman Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Mwah xx | |||
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"I only wear them for dress up! Dress up Mmmmmmmm Proper woman Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Mwah xx" awww shucks, give over | |||
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"I went to a social in broad street birmingham a few years back and thought id be cool to go out without my glasses. Fell flat on my bleeding face in the middle of broad street as i didnt see the path had changed to cobblespmsl xx " my god was that you ...the council have been trying to contact you as the imprint of your face in the cobbles won the turner prize .... | |||
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"I went to a social in broad street birmingham a few years back and thought id be cool to go out without my glasses. Fell flat on my bleeding face in the middle of broad street as i didnt see the path had changed to cobblespmsl xx my god was that you ...the council have been trying to contact you as the imprint of your face in the cobbles won the turner prize .... " It was my bloody tits i landed on, you know when you want to cry but know you cant lol | |||
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"I went to a social in broad street birmingham a few years back and thought id be cool to go out without my glasses. Fell flat on my bleeding face in the middle of broad street as i didnt see the path had changed to cobblespmsl xx my god was that you ...the council have been trying to contact you as the imprint of your face in the cobbles won the turner prize .... It was my bloody tits i landed on, you know when you want to cry but know you cant lol" ouch ....id have rubbed em better for you .... | |||
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"I had my eyes lazered, 15 months ago, best thing I ever did" Were you long or short sighted? | |||
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"Lazering is ok if your distant vision is fooked... No good for close up stuff. You'd still need specs or contacts for the distant stuff... So i'm told lol.." inserted contact lenses mate .slipped in to the eye in a simple op ... | |||
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"I had my eyes lazered, 15 months ago, best thing I ever did Were you long or short sighted?" as for distance, now have 20/20 in 0ne eye and almost perfect in the other, but it did affect my reading as well, now only need reading glasses for fine print | |||
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"Im long and short sighted cant remember the name for it but i refuse to wear bi focals which means im for ever swapping glasses over. Thankyou PD im sure you would of made a good job of rubbing my boobs better lol" i am a professional ...only the best service and excellent terms | |||
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"Wore glasses for over 35 years,and like auqawoman I had them lasered nearly two years ago,they are brilliant and well worth the cost x" No good for reading... Distance probs yeah, great .. i'd have had it done like a shot if it would have helped. | |||
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"more to the point £300 on glasses!! shoulda gone to... lol " Same pair.. same price, out of stock.. plus shut round our way on a Sunday.. and had to have waited a week for an appointment... This way.. Rang at 11.15am.. 12 had the tests, all done at 1.30pm glasses in hand.. | |||
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"Wore glasses for over 35 years,and like auqawoman I had them lasered nearly two years ago,they are brilliant and well worth the cost x No good for reading... Distance probs yeah, great .. i'd have had it done like a shot if it would have helped." I can read ok with them but admittidly they did say i might not be able to | |||
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"I think an eye test is due for hubby........his arms aint long enough for him to read the paper " The arms of Mr Tickle have just sprung to mind!!! hehehehe | |||
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"Naughty secretary look works well....." Hell yehhh with a pencil skirt and your heels darlin. Suck on your pen babe and i will let you take a bit of dic | |||
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"Naughty secretary look works well..... Hell yehhh with a pencil skirt and your heels darlin. Suck on your pen babe and i will let you take a bit of dic " only a bit ????? | |||
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