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By *im53 OP   Man
over a year ago

Boldon

Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips...

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say..

7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips...

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say..

7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

"

MMmm you got a downer on your own gender this morning then oldgit lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wants to join the Posse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wants to join the Posse "

Lol i have heard of single men posing as women

But this is interesting oldgit reveal all you are not a single fem posing as a bloke are you lol x

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By *im53 OP   Man
over a year ago

Boldon

found out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"found out "

we cn read between the lines so of course you were found out.

new posse member

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"found out "

bring forth the COMFY CHAIR !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"found out

bring forth the COMFY CHAIR !!!!!!!"

fuck me...thats a bit harsh!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"found out

bring forth the COMFY CHAIR !!!!!!!

fuck me...thats a bit harsh!"

nothing is too harsh for the spanish inquisition !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"found out

bring forth the COMFY CHAIR !!!!!!!

fuck me...thats a bit harsh!

nothing is too harsh for the spanish inquisition !!!"

hope there are not any cushions about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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nothing is too harsh for the spanish inquisition !!!"

I had the spanish inquisition once she was a great girl and her collection of whips etc was second to none

Craig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's either very brave (will have all the guys attacking him for those quotes) or very clever - thinks it will endear him to the pussy posse lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"found out

bring forth the COMFY CHAIR !!!!!!!

fuck me...thats a bit harsh!

nothing is too harsh for the spanish inquisition !!!

hope there are not any cushions about!"

Ha! Then we shall MAKE you understand! Biggles! Fetch... ...THE CUSHIONS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's either very brave (will have all the guys attacking him for those quotes) or very clever - thinks it will endear him to the pussy posse lol "

Clever? lol wainting to befriend the posse Mmmm strange assumption that must be some kind of new kink if thats the case Pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did somebody mention kink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's either very brave (will have all the guys attacking him for those quotes) or very clever - thinks it will endear him to the pussy posse lol

Clever? lol wainting to befriend the posse Mmmm strange assumption that must be some kind of new kink if thats the case Pmsl xx "
Or..... he's hoping it will get him more meets with women - where's he gone anyway? Probably hiding from the barrage of pms from the guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did somebody mention kink?"

Yeah google it babe see if its catching on already xx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"He's either very brave (will have all the guys attacking him for those quotes) or very clever - thinks it will endear him to the pussy posse lol

Clever? lol wainting to befriend the posse Mmmm strange assumption that must be some kind of new kink if thats the case Pmsl xx "

NO nonononononono its the mid day sun syndrome ....lye him a dark room and with cool towels swaddling his head ...

and sing ..I am a lumberjack and im ok ....it will soon stiffen the sinews ..and and gird his loins ...!!!!!!

and then ...Fetch the Cushions and poke him ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you PD he is old enough to join the posse pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did somebody mention kink?

Yeah google it babe see if its catching on already xx"

kink..A bump, bend, twist or curl in the tail bone.???

well I cant see that catching on!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Mind you PD he is old enough to join the posse pmsl xx"

We are the brotherhood of Real Men and never betray or cast out our own ...I have heard of this hen pecking before ...its a psychological disorder brought on by the nagging of wenches and shrews ...the treatment will work and cast out the devil thoughts from him ...i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mind you PD he is old enough to join the posse pmsl xx

We are the brotherhood of Real Men and never betray or cast out our own ...I have heard of this hen pecking before ...its a psychological disorder brought on by the nagging of wenches and shrews ...the treatment will work and cast out the devil thoughts from him ...i think "

Oh good yes stockholme syndrome poor bugger

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By *im53 OP   Man
over a year ago

Boldon

not hiding just sitting here laughing at the comments

why cant men laugh at them selfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not hiding just sitting here laughing at the comments

why cant men laugh at them selfs "
Absolutely agree with you - but many men (especially the Dorises) are too insecure to do that!

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By *im53 OP   Man
over a year ago

Boldon

the differance between a husband and a shopping trolley --------------the trolley has a mind of its own

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

[Removed by poster at 19/06/09 11:23:05]

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"not hiding just sitting here laughing at the comments

why cant men laugh at them selfs Absolutely agree with you - but many men (especially the Dorises) are too insecure to do that!"

I do not recognise the term Doris ...if you are refering to the great bunch of REAL MEN who inhabit this site ...including the OP i might add ...please refer to us as THE REAL MEN ..

we also do not recognise the term Willy

burn your underpants men its time to bring this country back from the abyss of a fem dominated proletariate.

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By *im53 OP   Man
over a year ago

Boldon

cant burn them dont wear them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wants to join the Posse "
let him you all have cocks any way....rob ere

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"He wants to join the Posse let him you all have cocks any way....rob ere "

hear hear brother ...well said ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he has Alzheimers and forgot he is a man.

Here's a thought. How do people with Alzheimers remember they've got it? Always puzzled me has that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe he has Alzheimers and forgot he is a man.

Here's a thought. How do people with Alzheimers remember they've got it? Always puzzled me has that. "

Remember they got what?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Maybe he has Alzheimers and forgot he is a man.

Here's a thought. How do people with Alzheimers remember they've got it? Always puzzled me has that.

Remember they got what?"

who said that ..!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's about 11 o'clock, Sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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who said that ..!!!!!"

Who said what?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

who said that ..!!!!!

Who said what?"

Pardon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starvin xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level "

my spirit level is high at the mo hun

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level

my spirit level is high at the mo hun"

My level is wonky.......

go figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level

my spirit level is high at the mo hun

My level is wonky.......

go figure"

chuffing hell _adchick only coz mr _adchick is using it to make sure the ironing board is straight when he irons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level

my spirit level is high at the mo hun

My level is wonky.......

go figure

chuffing hell _adchick only coz mr _adchick is using it to make sure the ironing board is straight when he irons"
to both aove gash and the mad one ironing is strictly girl work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level

my spirit level is high at the mo hun

My level is wonky.......

go figure

chuffing hell _adchick only coz mr _adchick is using it to make sure the ironing board is straight when he ironsto both aove gash and the mad one ironing is strictly girl work "

i dont do my ironing....whats the point when there is a man available to do it....rob watch ya dont burn your hands ironing my panties hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have no choice but to iron but sad i even iron my bedding when its just been washed and dried pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level

my spirit level is high at the mo hun

My level is wonky.......

go figure

chuffing hell _adchick only coz mr _adchick is using it to make sure the ironing board is straight when he ironsto both aove gash and the mad one ironing is strictly girl work

i dont do my ironing....whats the point when there is a man available to do it....rob watch ya dont burn your hands ironing my panties hun"
cant iron them at mo there over my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have no choice but to iron but sad i even iron my bedding when its just been washed and dried pmsl"

god you wont want me in your bedroom then i would create loads of washing for you hun. you would be tied to the washing machine and ironing board for a week after one moment of pleasure with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have no choice but to iron but sad i even iron my bedding when its just been washed and dried pmsl

god you wont want me in your bedroom then i would create loads of washing for you hun. you would be tied to the washing machine and ironing board for a week after one moment of pleasure with me"
this is turning into a pm thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just brought a bubble for my spirit level

my spirit level is high at the mo hun

My level is wonky.......

go figure

chuffing hell _adchick only coz mr _adchick is using it to make sure the ironing board is straight when he ironsto both aove gash and the mad one ironing is strictly girl work

i dont do my ironing....whats the point when there is a man available to do it....rob watch ya dont burn your hands ironing my panties huncant iron them at mo there over my face "

breath deeply and inhale......smell them pineapples now hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah but thats fun of getting them dirty lol so come on over !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah but thats fun of getting them dirty lol so come on over !! "

come over you anytime hun, just make sure you have the rubber sheet out ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its ready but are you? ill just leave the door unlocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its ready but are you? ill just leave the door unlocked"
mmmmh wot a tempting thought. however am on route on the no 79 bus sitting on the drivers knee. Mad chick is with me, and am on my way to see deputy doris. After I have had the bus driver, got a good seeing to off mad chick, worn deputy doris out. Then I will let myself in to your house and help myself to you. so do we go to burger king afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Feckin'ell, what a genius, had to write down what all men know anyway lol!!! As for being a REAL MAN..... I count myself as one..... thats why I do my own ironing.... cant trust the wifey to do it to my high standards, However, there are only a few things that require ironing

Work trousers

Military Uniform

Some t-shirts, unless they have offensive or insulting text on them

Shirts

Handkerchiefs

And some things should NEVER be ironed

Jeans

Pants

socks

Being domesticated is not a sign of weakness, its a sign of independance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeans should be ironed as dont want to like like ive just got out of bed in them lol

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