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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood supply to run one thing at a time................

pleasure pussy

Pussy Posse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood supply to run one thing at a time................

pleasure pussy

Pussy Posse"
hi gash rob ere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

one for you rob....from gash

1 This explains your car.

2 I never saw one like that before.

3 But it still works, right?

4 Are you cold?

5 I guess this makes me the early bird.

6 Ahhhh, it's cute.

7 Can I be honest with you?

8 Maybe it looks better in natural light.

9 Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

You remind me of a lovely trip to Africa we had once... You have a fanny like a Hippo's yawn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

A: Both of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we as men trust something that bleeds for a week every month but does not die

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Q: What should you give a man who has everything?

A: Penicillin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one for you rob....from gash

1 This explains your car.

2 I never saw one like that before.

3 But it still works, right?

4 Are you cold?

5 I guess this makes me the early bird.

6 Ahhhh, it's cute.

7 Can I be honest with you?

8 Maybe it looks better in natural light.

9 Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? "
good but not right and i dont smoke dity habit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

would have to take your word for that deputy doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xxxx you there is no rank in the boy gang we are all one un like yous lot with your bickering and moaning at whos strapon is the biggest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"xxxx you there is no rank in the boy gang we are all one un like yous lot with your bickering and moaning at whos strapon is the biggest "

Should be dancing round their handbags instead of trying to think thats dangerous that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"xxxx you there is no rank in the boy gang we are all one un like yous lot with your bickering and moaning at whos strapon is the biggest

Should be dancing round their handbags instead of trying to think thats dangerous that is"
get in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when god made doris,s

She was only joking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten things men know about women.

1. they have a vaginal opening

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.oh and tits !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when god made doris,s

She was only joking "

Actually i agree with god being a woman

Because if a man had made the world he would have made a much better job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when god made doris,s

She was only joking

Actually i agree with god being a woman

Because if a man had made the world he would have made a much better job"

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten things men know about women.

1. they have a vaginal opening

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.oh and tits ! "
temper temper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when god made doris,s

She was only joking

Actually i agree with god being a woman

Because if a man had made the world he would have made a much better job

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

Rob mate did you get this one its gone right over my head lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Behind every great man is a woman with a vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A WOMANS POEM

before i lay me down to sleep,

i pray for a man who,s not a creep,

one who,s handsome, smart and strong.

one who loves to listen long.

one who thi nks before he speaks, one

who will call not wait for weeks.

i pray he,s rich and self employed

and when i spend wont be annoyed.

pull out my chair and hold my hand massage my feet and help me stand.

A MANS POEM

I pray for a deaf mute gymnast

nymphomaniac with big tits,

Owns a pub on a golf course and loves it in the arse.

this doesnt even rhyme but who gives a fuck,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when god made doris,s

She was only joking

Actually i agree with god being a woman

Because if a man had made the world he would have made a much better job

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

Rob mate did you get this one its gone right over my head lol"
they babble on just brush it aside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A WOMANS POEM

before i lay me down to sleep,

i pray for a man who,s not a creep,

one who,s handsome, smart and strong.

one who loves to listen long.

one who thi nks before he speaks, one

who will call not wait for weeks.

i pray he,s rich and self employed

and when i spend wont be annoyed.

pull out my chair and hold my hand massage my feet and help me stand.

A MANS POEM

I pray for a deaf mute gymnast

nymphomaniac with big tits,

Owns a pub on a golf course and loves it in the arse.

this doesnt even rhyme but who gives a fuck,

"
stop going on google

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A MANS POEM

I pray for a deaf mute gymnast

nymphomaniac with big tits,

Owns a pub on a golf course and loves it in the arse.

this doesnt even rhyme but who gives a fuck,

"

And the problem with that is what exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i actually copied off me phone, hahahah

someone sent it me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win...they lose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win...they lose. "

Nah we just let you lot think you have won

Aint it about time you went and tidied your handbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win...they lose.

Nah we just let you lot think you have won

Aint it about time you went and tidied your handbag "

well if you give me it back i will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win...they lose.

Nah we just let you lot think you have won

Aint it about time you went and tidied your handbag

well if you give me it back i will"

Not a chance it matches my outfit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve. "
your right like a cheese with age

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

The Posse prefer the simple things in life.

Life Doris's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Posse prefer the simple things in life.

Life Doris's."
what like straponmaddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Posse prefer the simple things in life.

Life Doris's."

Yes i know a few dorises,Janes Anns,Paulas etc who are a bit simple so agreed there x

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"The Posse prefer the simple things in life.

Life Doris's.what like straponmaddie "

You are proof enough that the Posse can take a joke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

ONE, He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Posse prefer the simple things in life.

Life Doris's.what like straponmaddie

You are proof enough that the Posse can take a joke!

"
thats not what you pm me early on with you got yourself all hot under the collar like you had just missed out on a jimmy choo sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

ONE, He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. "

If we had waited for a woman to invent the light bulb the world would still be dark

(oh actually maybe not the luminous nail varnish was actually invented by a woman with a little help im sure)

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Why did God create man before woman?

Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did God create man before woman?

Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece."

Because he was a kind and considerate god and wanted to give man a little bit of peace first before throwing him in the deep end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good man is hard to find, a hard man is good to find. Just thought I'd drop that in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did God create man before woman?

Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece."
come on bite me your up for it to night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What should you give a man who has everything?

A woman to show him how to work it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What should you give a man who has everything?

A woman to show him how to work it. "

What do you give a man who has everything ......A divorce

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

And the smartest thing you could ever say is......

My wife says!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

My son came home from school all excited today.

"Dad, I got a part in the play, I play a guy who's been married for 23 years"

My reply, bearing in mind I have been with the lovely Jayne for that length of time?

"Never mind son, maybe next time you will get a speaking part!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the smartest thing you could ever say is......

My wife says!"
my wife says which side shall i sit and heel ...yes heel maddie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the smartest thing you could ever say is......

My wife says!my wife says which side shall i sit and heel ...yes heel maddie "

grrrrrh fetch him maddie and bite ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the smartest thing you could ever say is......

My wife says!my wife says which side shall i sit and heel ...yes heel maddie "

Got a spare muzzle rob?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"And the smartest thing you could ever say is......

My wife says!my wife says which side shall i sit and heel ...yes heel maddie

Got a spare muzzle rob?"

All the Doris's love me really....

AFter all, I'm smart and Doris;s are stupid.

They do say opposites attract.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the smartest thing you could ever say is......

My wife says!my wife says which side shall i sit and heel ...yes heel maddie

Got a spare muzzle rob?

All the Doris's love me really....

AFter all, I'm smart and Doris;s are stupid.

They do say opposites attract."
what size muzzle maddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ Rob smart women what will man think of next

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the smartest thing you could ever say is......

My wife says!my wife says which side shall i sit and heel ...yes heel maddie

Got a spare muzzle rob?

All the Doris's love me really....

AFter all, I'm smart and Doris;s are stupid.

They do say opposites attract.what size muzzle maddie "

hey deputy doris, dont u find it hard to type...i mean multi tasking while holding ya feather duster...must be hard hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the smartest thing you could ever say is......

My wife says!my wife says which side shall i sit and heel ...yes heel maddie

Got a spare muzzle rob?

All the Doris's love me really....

AFter all, I'm smart and Doris;s are stupid.

They do say opposites attract.what size muzzle maddie

hey deputy doris, dont u find it hard to type...i mean multi tasking while holding ya feather duster...must be hard hun"
bed time soon girls we all know you need your beauty sleep

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Is it in?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"And the smartest thing you could ever say is......

My wife says!my wife says which side shall i sit and heel ...yes heel maddie

Got a spare muzzle rob?

All the Doris's love me really....

AFter all, I'm smart and Doris;s are stupid.

They do say opposites attract.what size muzzle maddie

hey deputy doris, dont u find it hard to type...i mean multi tasking while holding ya feather duster...must be hard hunbed time soon girls we all know you need your beauty sleep "

I'll always be ugly Rob.....

But I'm off to bed anyway as I have a load of soldiers to look after tomorrow and being men.... they can't look after themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah then the rest of us can have some conversations without the whining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the smartest thing you could ever say is......

My wife says!my wife says which side shall i sit and heel ...yes heel maddie

Got a spare muzzle rob?

All the Doris's love me really....

AFter all, I'm smart and Doris;s are stupid.

They do say opposites attract.what size muzzle maddie

hey deputy doris, dont u find it hard to type...i mean multi tasking while holding ya feather duster...must be hard hunbed time soon girls we all know you need your beauty sleep

I'll always be ugly Rob.....

But I'm off to bed anyway as I have a load of soldiers to look after tomorrow and being men.... they can't look after themselves.

"
night sweet heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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night sweet heart"

Oh Rob fratanising with the enemy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

night sweet heart

Oh Rob fratanising with the enemy lol"
just waiting to go in for the kill they love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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night sweet heart

Oh Rob fratanising with the enemy loljust waiting to go in for the kill they love it "

well aint it a pity we are not like the black widow spiders and eat our mate after we have shagged it...god wot we posse would do for a bit of peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww... you sound lonely lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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night sweet heart

Oh Rob fratanising with the enemy loljust waiting to go in for the kill they love it

well aint it a pity we are not like the black widow spiders and eat our mate after we have shagged it...god wot we posse would do for a bit of peace"
gash you rant alot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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night sweet heart

Oh Rob fratanising with the enemy loljust waiting to go in for the kill they love it

well aint it a pity we are not like the black widow spiders and eat our mate after we have shagged it...god wot we posse would do for a bit of peacegash you rant alot "

u saying i talk thru my arse or my gash as you politely call it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

non of the above sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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night sweet heart

Oh Rob fratanising with the enemy loljust waiting to go in for the kill they love it

well aint it a pity we are not like the black widow spiders and eat our mate after we have shagged it...god wot we posse would do for a bit of peace"

Never seen a fat spider. Guess them black widders can't be getting much eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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night sweet heart

Oh Rob fratanising with the enemy loljust waiting to go in for the kill they love it

well aint it a pity we are not like the black widow spiders and eat our mate after we have shagged it...god wot we posse would do for a bit of peace

Never seen a fat spider. Guess them black widders can't be getting much eh? "

unless those black widders havent got much to munch on in the first place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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night sweet heart

Oh Rob fratanising with the enemy loljust waiting to go in for the kill they love it

well aint it a pity we are not like the black widow spiders and eat our mate after we have shagged it...god wot we posse would do for a bit of peace

Never seen a fat spider. Guess them black widders can't be getting much eh?

unless those black widders havent got much to munch on in the first place... "
boring

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"when god made doris,s

She was only joking

Actually i agree with god being a woman

Because if a man had made the world he would have made a much better job

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

i LIKE that one

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


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night sweet heart

Oh Rob fratanising with the enemy loljust waiting to go in for the kill they love it

well aint it a pity we are not like the black widow spiders and eat our mate after we have shagged it...god wot we posse would do for a bit of peace

Never seen a fat spider. Guess them black widders can't be getting much eh?

unless those black widders havent got much to munch on in the first place... boring "

Those black widows aint faat - cos they too busy working off all them access calories matey!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you go running then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

night sweet heart

Oh Rob fratanising with the enemy loljust waiting to go in for the kill they love it

well aint it a pity we are not like the black widow spiders and eat our mate after we have shagged it...god wot we posse would do for a bit of peace

Never seen a fat spider. Guess them black widders can't be getting much eh?

unless those black widders havent got much to munch on in the first place... boring "

ooooher deputy doris your are just crusing for a brusing hun

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


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night sweet heart

Oh Rob fratanising with the enemy loljust waiting to go in for the kill they love it

well aint it a pity we are not like the black widow spiders and eat our mate after we have shagged it...god wot we posse would do for a bit of peace

Never seen a fat spider. Guess them black widders can't be getting much eh?

unless those black widders havent got much to munch on in the first place... boring

ooooher deputy doris your are just crusing for a brusing hun"

ooooh PF fan ...nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bring it on your out your depth babe....strapon gash.....poor possee mare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bring it on your out your depth babe....strapon gash.....poor possee mare "

u really think am out of my depth....think your a lite weight compared to me...plus me being only a novice....but am will to explore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bring it on your out your depth babe....strapon gash.....poor possee mare

u really think am out of my depth....think your a lite weight compared to me...plus me being only a novice....but am will to explore"
then xplore gash go 4 it if u dare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bring it on your out your depth babe....strapon gash.....poor possee mare

u really think am out of my depth....think your a lite weight compared to me...plus me being only a novice....but am will to explorethen xplore gash go 4 it if u dare "

i dont need a dare to have fun....i just go for it

as i said before if it aint funny dont fuck it....and guess what deputy doris i think ya funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

likewise weres this going soon i hope..xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"likewise weres this going soon i hope..xxx "

where the chuffing hell is nottinghamshire and wot number bus do i get from liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

middle of the country babe .lolol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so do ya reckon the 79 bus from outside my house may drop me off at yours deputy doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think not but it worth a try bad girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think not but it worth a try bad girl "

well if i sit on the bus drivers knee without my knickers on he may make a detour just for me

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"i think not but it worth a try bad girl

well if i sit on the bus drivers knee without my knickers on he may make a detour just for me"

You can sit on my knee without ya knickers........I'll drop you where ever ya like girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think not but it worth a try bad girl

well if i sit on the bus drivers knee without my knickers on he may make a detour just for me

You can sit on my knee without ya knickers........I'll drop you where ever ya like girl! "
mad one are your 2 a double act ?..well get off next plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think not but it worth a try bad girl

well if i sit on the bus drivers knee without my knickers on he may make a detour just for me

You can sit on my knee without ya knickers........I'll drop you where ever ya like girl! "

mmmh me and mad chick....now that would be a great double act with an audience of doris's sitting there doing there ironing while we play. no sure way of turning a woman on than watching a man be domesticated. feather dusters get me going every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think not but it worth a try bad girl

well if i sit on the bus drivers knee without my knickers on he may make a detour just for me

You can sit on my knee without ya knickers........I'll drop you where ever ya like girl!

mmmh me and mad chick....now that would be a great double act with an audience of doris's sitting there doing there ironing while we play. no sure way of turning a woman on than watching a man be domesticated. feather dusters get me going every time"
sorry cant chat busy with the mr sheen

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over a year ago


"i think not but it worth a try bad girl

well if i sit on the bus drivers knee without my knickers on he may make a detour just for me

You can sit on my knee without ya knickers........I'll drop you where ever ya like girl!

mmmh me and mad chick....now that would be a great double act with an audience of doris's sitting there doing there ironing while we play. no sure way of turning a woman on than watching a man be domesticated. feather dusters get me going every timesorry cant chat busy with the mr sheen "

see i caught you out again. and you said you dont do anal, and you have your bum chum round Mr Sheen, and I heard that "Mr Sheen makes everything clean"....she sings the ad as she types

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think not but it worth a try bad girl

well if i sit on the bus drivers knee without my knickers on he may make a detour just for me

You can sit on my knee without ya knickers........I'll drop you where ever ya like girl!

mmmh me and mad chick....now that would be a great double act with an audience of doris's sitting there doing there ironing while we play. no sure way of turning a woman on than watching a man be domesticated. feather dusters get me going every timesorry cant chat busy with the mr sheen

see i caught you out again. and you said you dont do anal, and you have your bum chum round Mr Sheen, and I heard that "Mr Sheen makes everything clean"....she sings the ad as she types"
how dare you take his name in vain mr sheen is the one thing i feel good with when i hold him tight and squeeze knowing he has the power to buff up well and he smells good to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think not but it worth a try bad girl

well if i sit on the bus drivers knee without my knickers on he may make a detour just for me

You can sit on my knee without ya knickers........I'll drop you where ever ya like girl!

mmmh me and mad chick....now that would be a great double act with an audience of doris's sitting there doing there ironing while we play. no sure way of turning a woman on than watching a man be domesticated. feather dusters get me going every timesorry cant chat busy with the mr sheen

see i caught you out again. and you said you dont do anal, and you have your bum chum round Mr Sheen, and I heard that "Mr Sheen makes everything clean"....she sings the ad as she typeshow dare you take his name in vain mr sheen is the one thing i feel good with when i hold him tight and squeeze knowing he has the power to buff up well and he smells good to "

so instead of crying out in the middle of orgasm....ohhhh my god....its now....ohhhh Mr Sheen....buff me up well and let me smell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think not but it worth a try bad girl

well if i sit on the bus drivers knee without my knickers on he may make a detour just for me

You can sit on my knee without ya knickers........I'll drop you where ever ya like girl!

mmmh me and mad chick....now that would be a great double act with an audience of doris's sitting there doing there ironing while we play. no sure way of turning a woman on than watching a man be domesticated. feather dusters get me going every timesorry cant chat busy with the mr sheen

see i caught you out again. and you said you dont do anal, and you have your bum chum round Mr Sheen, and I heard that "Mr Sheen makes everything clean"....she sings the ad as she typeshow dare you take his name in vain mr sheen is the one thing i feel good with when i hold him tight and squeeze knowing he has the power to buff up well and he smells good to

so instead of crying out in the middle of orgasm....ohhhh my god....its now....ohhhh Mr Sheen....buff me up well and let me smell you"
you know me to well buff buff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think not but it worth a try bad girl

well if i sit on the bus drivers knee without my knickers on he may make a detour just for me

You can sit on my knee without ya knickers........I'll drop you where ever ya like girl!

mmmh me and mad chick....now that would be a great double act with an audience of doris's sitting there doing there ironing while we play. no sure way of turning a woman on than watching a man be domesticated. feather dusters get me going every timesorry cant chat busy with the mr sheen

see i caught you out again. and you said you dont do anal, and you have your bum chum round Mr Sheen, and I heard that "Mr Sheen makes everything clean"....she sings the ad as she typeshow dare you take his name in vain mr sheen is the one thing i feel good with when i hold him tight and squeeze knowing he has the power to buff up well and he smells good to

so instead of crying out in the middle of orgasm....ohhhh my god....its now....ohhhh Mr Sheen....buff me up well and let me smell youyou know me to well buff buff"

would love to see you in the buff. how come no pics of you on your profile

i have a special request of one please

you in the buff apart from pink pinny pink fluffy slippers holding ya feather duster in on hand and iron in the other......ohhhhh my god....the image is getting me horny....i think am cummmming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

euthanasia...thats a put down!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"euthanasia...thats a put down!"

yeah lets get all the doris's on a easy jet flite to switzerland for their flu jabs....one way ticket tho

think we are kicking ass of the doris's today.....either that or they are busy with the hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flight??? bugger that...put them in the back of a cattle truck and haul them across.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"flight??? bugger that...put them in the back of a cattle truck and haul them across."

garbage truck more like.....

Smelly should sit with smelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we could probably cram in a few asylum seekers on the way back and make a few bob for a posse party

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

what utter utter bollox you girls are speaking these days i had no idea ,,,,the illness would get this bad

..."shakes head in sorrowful way and thinks of good old days when the posse actually were a threat ..!!!!..."

pd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

these girls are no threat,!!!!! a chocolate hammer is more a threat the weak possee run by the mad one ..of the wi.....lollhehehehhehe..

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"these girls are no threat,!!!!! a chocolate hammer is more a threat the weak possee run by the mad one ..of the wi.....lollhehehehhehe.."

It's High Priestess to you oh one of those Doris's that are lower than a slug!

Go back to your hoovering boy and try and be useful for once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont come on ere giving it large mad one you have met your match now CAN YOU DIG IT...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont come on ere giving it large mad one you have met your match now CAN YOU DIG IT... "

hey you deputy doris.....stop giving our high priestess grief otherwise you will be digging your grave with your dick hun....and the size of yours you better start the digging now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

threats from you again back them up rock thrower you need macky ds and calm down i will talk in this way you have met your match iam ere to reign over you and i dont mean pee ..cos you would have thought that ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"threats from you again back them up rock thrower you need macky ds and calm down i will talk in this way you have met your match iam ere to reign over you and i dont mean pee ..cos you would have thought that .. "

god you know me so well....the only woman to listen to the weather report and get turned on by the forecast of showers....heavy showers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iam geting there jan ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"iam geting there jan .. "

u wish u where....

you know am a woman who plays hard to get....especially when my chat up line is....do u fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you told me diff last night jan pull them back up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you told me diff last night jan pull them back up "

did i really....bloody hell i cant remember you, you must have made some impression on me babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nodont think youll hurt yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nodont think youll hurt yourself "

just be careful, next time your wanting oral....we girls bite

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"nodont think youll hurt yourself

just be careful, next time your wanting oral....we girls bite"

And don't the Doris's half make a song and dance about it huring when we do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heel mad one thebrotherhood is back kneel before me ...i will be heared

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"heel mad one thebrotherhood is back kneel before me ...i will be heared "

is this just your way of getting a quick blow job of mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"heel mad one thebrotherhood is back kneel before me ...i will be heared

is this just your way of getting a quick blow job of mad"
you heel as well little one you are one of the mad ones run abouts ,one of the headless ones ...!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"heel mad one thebrotherhood is back kneel before me ...i will be heared

is this just your way of getting a quick blow job of madyou heel as well little one you are one of the mad ones run abouts ,one of the headless ones ...!!! "

well if am headless you will have a bloody hard job getting a blow job off me hun. anyway less of the little...you seen my profile....am an amazon....get me in high heels and a whip in my hands and you will be shaking in ya boots....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"heel mad one thebrotherhood is back kneel before me ...i will be heared

is this just your way of getting a quick blow job of madyou heel as well little one you are one of the mad ones run abouts ,one of the headless ones ...!!!

well if am headless you will have a bloody hard job getting a blow job off me hun. anyway less of the little...you seen my profile....am an amazon....get me in high heels and a whip in my hands and you will be shaking in ya boots...."
true but pm me cos this chat is naughty and everyone is looking lolololo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

let em look....who cares am a big girl now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok you wont sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok you wont sex? "

wot???? please translate into pussy language not doris version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love /do you/lolololol/so what you call it then ,come on tell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

u put

ok you wont sex?

i put

what??

still dont get what ya on about hun...u been sniffing the super glue when making your model aeroplanes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now your on one silly one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rob mate swingmates are well pissed so continue to keep the posse at bay on your own see you tomrrow lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will do dude laters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rob mate swingmates are well pissed so continue to keep the posse at bay on your own see you tomrrow lol xx"

sorry swingmates but rob has gone to put his pinny on. he is cooking dinner for she who must be obeyed

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

The Doris's are spewing a load of tripe on here.........

As fecking usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes and you are reading and eating it you full yet i think so heel ..the mad one

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"yes and you are reading and eating it you full yet i think so heel ..the mad one "

Hahahhahahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahha

Heel to you?

I don't think so.

You'd be a blithering wreck in 20 mins or less boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hey a few mins in a locked room with me and mad and deputy doris would be a quivering wreck asking for mercy....or more pmsl

we are the pussy possee tag team

tag mad chick your on next hun

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over a year ago


"hey a few mins in a locked room with me and mad and deputy doris would be a quivering wreck asking for mercy....or more pmsl

we are the pussy possee tag team

tag mad chick your on next hun"
tag team hahahhaha so your wrestlers now hahahhaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey a few mins in a locked room with me and mad and deputy doris would be a quivering wreck asking for mercy....or more pmsl

we are the pussy possee tag team

tag mad chick your on next huntag team hahahhaha so your wrestlers now hahahhaha "

Well someone has to bring ya all down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome back

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"welcome back "

she is still over there dude ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"welcome back

she is still over there dude ..."

yeah am still over here dudes....thats why yer arse aint being caned

bet ya missing me tho....big gob on forum....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohhhhh honey am home!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten things men know about women.

1. they have a vaginal opening

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.oh and tits ! "

Is there something else we need to be aware of then????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ten things men know about women.

1. they have a vaginal opening

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.oh and tits !

Is there something else we need to be aware of then???? "

and are good at throwing rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten things men know about women.

1. they have a vaginal opening

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.oh and tits !

Is there something else we need to be aware of then????

and are good at throwing rocks"
dont piss us off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ten things men know about women.

1. they have a vaginal opening

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.oh and tits !

Is there something else we need to be aware of then????

and are good at throwing rocksdont piss us off

"

would rather stand over you in my high heels and piss on ya hunb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten things men know about women.

1. they have a vaginal opening

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.oh and tits !

Is there something else we need to be aware of then????

and are good at throwing rocksdont piss us off

would rather stand over you in my high heels and piss on ya hunb but i love all men and the guys on ere are right we women are wrong"
what you have said in the thread is so right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ten things men know about women.

1. they have a vaginal opening

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.oh and tits !

Is there something else we need to be aware of then????

and are good at throwing rocksdont piss us off

would rather stand over you in my high heels and piss on ya hunb but i love all men and the guys on ere are right we women are wrongwhat you have said in the thread is so right "

you coniving toe rag arse wipe you add words to my thread.....

i was just talking about pissing on ya not saying men are right....now that is one thing that would turn my tummy, agreeing with a guy....yuck....pass me the rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten things men know about women.

1. they have a vaginal opening

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.oh and tits !

Is there something else we need to be aware of then????

and are good at throwing rocksdont piss us off

would rather stand over you in my high heels and piss on ya hunb but i love all men and the guys on ere are right we women are wrongwhat you have said in the thread is so right

you coniving toe rag arse wipe you add words to my thread.....

i was just talking about pissing on ya not saying men are right....now that is one thing that would turn my tummy, agreeing with a guy....yuck....pass me the rocks"
oi you! you have to be quicker than that with rob lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ten things men know about women.

1. they have a vaginal opening

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.oh and tits !

Is there something else we need to be aware of then????

and are good at throwing rocksdont piss us off

would rather stand over you in my high heels and piss on ya hunb but i love all men and the guys on ere are right we women are wrongwhat you have said in the thread is so right

you coniving toe rag arse wipe you add words to my thread.....

i was just talking about pissing on ya not saying men are right....now that is one thing that would turn my tummy, agreeing with a guy....yuck....pass me the rocksoi you! you have to be quicker than that with rob lol "

or would the robster be quicker with me pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now that is one thing that would turn my tummy, agreeing with a guy....yuck....pass me the rocks"

Do you actually like men at all? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now that is one thing that would turn my tummy, agreeing with a guy....yuck....pass me the rocks

Do you actually like men at all? lol"
gash loves me.xxxx

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over a year ago


"now that is one thing that would turn my tummy, agreeing with a guy....yuck....pass me the rocks

Do you actually like men at all? lolgash loves me.xxxx "

had to mull that one over alot today.

dont know whether to reply to this one or not, in case it starts the barage of pms going back and forth between you and your friend. however as he said, you laff at me....so perhaps am cheering someone up

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"now that is one thing that would turn my tummy, agreeing with a guy....yuck....pass me the rocks

Do you actually like men at all? lolgash loves me.xxxx

had to mull that one over alot today.

dont know whether to reply to this one or not, in case it starts the barage of pms going back and forth between you and your friend. however as he said, you laff at me....so perhaps am cheering someone up"

oooooy i thought you were gonna sleep b4 you got emotional again ....!!!!

we dont pm about you ..we aint got the time babe ,too busy dodging your missiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"now that is one thing that would turn my tummy, agreeing with a guy....yuck....pass me the rocks

Do you actually like men at all? lolgash loves me.xxxx

had to mull that one over alot today.

dont know whether to reply to this one or not, in case it starts the barage of pms going back and forth between you and your friend. however as he said, you laff at me....so perhaps am cheering someone up

oooooy i thought you were gonna sleep b4 you got emotional again ....!!!!

we dont pm about you ..we aint got the time babe ,too busy dodging your missiles

"

i know cant have you being nice to me twice in one day....everyone will think your losing your touch....just you wait tho, when these batteries are fully charged again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lo you sounded flat

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"now that is one thing that would turn my tummy, agreeing with a guy....yuck....pass me the rocks

Do you actually like men at all? lolgash loves me.xxxx

had to mull that one over alot today.

dont know whether to reply to this one or not, in case it starts the barage of pms going back and forth between you and your friend. however as he said, you laff at me....so perhaps am cheering someone up

oooooy i thought you were gonna sleep b4 you got emotional again ....!!!!

we dont pm about you ..we aint got the time babe ,too busy dodging your missiles

i know cant have you being nice to me twice in one day....everyone will think your losing your touch....just you wait tho, when these batteries are fully charged again."

yeah yeah yeah batteries blah blah rabbits better blah blah ...just you wait ...yadda yadda ....losing my touch ....now your in for it !!!! rolls up sleeve and picks up snowball

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"now that is one thing that would turn my tummy, agreeing with a guy....yuck....pass me the rocks

Do you actually like men at all? lolgash loves me.xxxx

had to mull that one over alot today.

dont know whether to reply to this one or not, in case it starts the barage of pms going back and forth between you and your friend. however as he said, you laff at me....so perhaps am cheering someone up

oooooy i thought you were gonna sleep b4 you got emotional again ....!!!!

we dont pm about you ..we aint got the time babe ,too busy dodging your missiles

i know cant have you being nice to me twice in one day....everyone will think your losing your touch....just you wait tho, when these batteries are fully charged again.

yeah yeah yeah batteries blah blah rabbits better blah blah ...just you wait ...yadda yadda ....losing my touch ....now your in for it !!!! rolls up sleeve and picks up snowball

"

yeah but my snowballs have rocks in so there nah nah

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