FabSwingers.com forum: To ALL the new forum posters

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!"
ha ha ha ha there tooooo busy cooking for the boss

eat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!"

knock knock

pokes head round door

is this the right room to join the pussy posse

ive very good at throwing rocks at the smelly boys

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

knock knock

pokes head round door

is this the right room to join the pussy posse

ive very good at throwing rocks at the smelly boys"

Wooooooo hoooooooo

New member of the Posse.....

You coming to the Charity Night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

knock knock

pokes head round door

is this the right room to join the pussy posse

ive very good at throwing rocks at the smelly boys

Wooooooo hoooooooo

New member of the Posse.....

You coming to the Charity Night?"

when and where is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

knock knock

pokes head round door

is this the right room to join the pussy posse

ive very good at throwing rocks at the smelly boys

Wooooooo hoooooooo

New member of the Posse.....

You coming to the Charity Night?"
you need proof they are ladys other than a big gob..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no I won't have this ... boys stupid? Why only this week I have personally trained paul to put the seat down after having a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

knock knock

pokes head round door

is this the right room to join the pussy posse

ive very good at throwing rocks at the smelly boys

Wooooooo hoooooooo

New member of the Posse.....

You coming to the Charity Night?you need proof they are ladys other than a big gob..

i checked this morning im definitely a lady with a big gob lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

What? I can't hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

What? I can't hear you

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iam here sweetie /candy knickers your so sexy can do anything for you ......xxxxxxxxx..take it off

) plz

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Pussy posse? ppffffttt..... well, suppose the girls need somewhere to gossip and drink tea.... and knit..... and whatever else it is that wimmen doo. As for the bog seat, who fekkin invented the crapper? A bloke!! So it goes without saying that the bog seat should be left up.... stands to reason dont it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussy posse? ppffffttt..... well, suppose the girls need somewhere to gossip and drink tea.... and knit..... and whatever else it is that wimmen doo. As for the bog seat, who fekkin invented the crapper? A bloke!! So it goes without saying that the bog seat should be left up.... stands to reason dont it? "
welcome dude lets clear this thread of the little ladys ....

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I don't give a shit if it's blatant advertising.......

Tis for a good cause.

At least I've signed up for the Auction, unlike the Doris wusses!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You mean to say that not ONE Doris has put himself up for auction?

Not even OKC? im disgusted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but it was a lady who invented the dish washer a complecated bit of machineary

what dose that tell you doris's

it takes a woman to invent a dish washer and a bloke to dig a hole in the ground and call it a loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't give a shit if it's blatant advertising.......

Tis for a good cause.

At least I've signed up for the Auction, unlike the Doris wusses!!!"
i would if we were going..and temper temper......your not making a good impression on the little ladys out there wandering around looking for some one or some thing to cling to or join just like the womens institute get your knitting out maddie anyone for tea .lololol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I feel very slighted, as I think I was one of the first ppl to put my name forward, (as far as I am aware). Mind you, trust a woman to get it wrong. lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Maddie and the WI in the same sentence???

You have got to be joking!

Rob what are you on today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooo

im a pussy in the posse

how nice is that

and a token phttt to all the doris,s

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Dishwasher? Why invent summat we already got? Why do you think we get married, and let the ladies wear a white dress? So they match the other kitchen appliances!!!

(someone take away my spade.... I think this hole is deep enuf already lol!!!)

And before I get completely slated.... IT WAS A JOKE!!!

I love my wife, and consider her an equal in our relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dishwasher? Why invent summat we already got? Why do you think we get married, and let the ladies wear a white dress? So they match the other kitchen appliances!!!

(someone take away my spade.... I think this hole is deep enuf already lol!!!)

And before I get completely slated.... IT WAS A JOKE!!!

I love my wife, and consider her an equal in our relationship."
THEY INVENTED THE BROOM..

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I feel very slighted, as I think I was one of the first ppl to put my name forward, (as far as I am aware). Mind you, trust a woman to get it wrong. lol!!!

Don't sulk dear.

I was meaning Doris's in general.

I know you've signed up.

Or was that the wifey who TOLD you !!

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Dishwasher? Why invent summat we already got? Why do you think we get married, and let the ladies wear a white dress? So they match the other kitchen appliances!!!

(someone take away my spade.... I think this hole is deep enuf already lol!!!)

And before I get completely slated.... IT WAS A JOKE!!!

I love my wife, and consider her an equal in our relationship.THEY INVENTED THE BROOM..

I no longer ride my broomstick.

I find a hoover much more ergonomically friendly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh Desperation now ff's...

The original lot have all but burned out lol..

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Wifey? oh dear....thats a bit demeaning isnt it? So much for sisterly solidarity lol!!

As for her telling me to do it... We discussed it, and then WE decided I would do it.... just like WE are discussing whether or not to put ourselves forward as a cpl.... methinks thou doust protest to much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh Desperation now ff's...

The original lot have all but burned out lol.."
thats rich coming from someone just up from his nap ..

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

It's funny tho, how the ladies feel the need to gang together to take us guys on.

It's almost as tho they feel inferior?

Dunno why, I have always thort that, on the whole, the females of most species are usually the slightly stronger of the pair, perhaps not in the physical sense, but certainly as a package.

Perhaps its just that during history, its been the guys that had stood out at the forefront of most disciplines, and now, even tho we have had sexual equality for some time, the ladies still lag behind?

Discuss lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

nah...can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ladys stop posting on this thread and listen theres a 24 hour shoe shop now open run run run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does that mean coz i have been posting that i can join the pussy posse

i too think boys smell

is this the swingers version of the spice girls, girl power, but our version is pussy power

and do we all get names??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ladys stop posting on this thread and listen theres a 24 hour shoe shop now open run run run

;0"

nah cant be bothered shoes arnt my thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and do we all get names??

Ohhhh Yes.... you do get a name..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and do we all get names??

Ohhhh Yes.... you do get a name.. "
oi! behave !!! weve been here before thank god pds gone walkabout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

precious pussy

pouting pussy

pretty pussy

posh pussy

pube pussy

bagsey can i be pleasure pussy....please pretty please...posse leader...she who must be obeyed

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

Can't do, Number 1,one half of this couple belongs to the pussy posse, and number 2 I am terrified of madhick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"precious pussy

pouting pussy

pretty pussy

posh pussy

pube pussy

bagsey can i be pleasure pussy....please pretty please...posse leader...she who must be obeyed

"
rob ere you can be known as GASH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

Can't do, Number 1,one half of this couple belongs to the pussy posse, and number 2 I am terrified of madhick

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we dont live far from you ill bring you flowers and chocs plz removeit xxxxxx

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

Can't do, Number 1,one half of this couple belongs to the pussy posse, and number 2 I am terrified of madhick

we dont live far from you ill bring you flowers and chocs plz removeit xxxxxx

Feck off Rob......

I'm far more terrifying than even you.

And bribery is just sooooooo last week.

Don't you know that terror is the new blackmail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"precious pussy

pouting pussy

pretty pussy

posh pussy

pube pussy

bagsey can i be pleasure pussy....please pretty please...posse leader...she who must be obeyed

rob ere you can be known as GASH"

now who exactly where u calling GASH...she waits, simmering, and taking her teeth out in anticipation of biting ass

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"precious pussy

pouting pussy

pretty pussy

posh pussy

pube pussy

bagsey can i be pleasure pussy....please pretty please...posse leader...she who must be obeyed

rob ere you can be known as GASH

now who exactly where u calling GASH...she waits, simmering, and taking her teeth out in anticipation of biting ass"

I'll be Bossy Pussy then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

Can't do, Number 1,one half of this couple belongs to the pussy posse, and number 2 I am terrified of madhick

we dont live far from you ill bring you flowers and chocs plz removeit xxxxxx

Feck off Rob......

I'm far more terrifying than even you.

And bribery is just sooooooo last week.

Don't you know that terror is the new blackmail?"
me hide behind sofa...not this thread must stop as its an infringement of the boy gangs rights and you know we are right all hail the boy gang all hail the male dominance so bow down before us::::::::::::::

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Pussy here!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

Can't do, Number 1,one half of this couple belongs to the pussy posse, and number 2 I am terrified of madhick

we dont live far from you ill bring you flowers and chocs plz removeit xxxxxx

Feck off Rob......

I'm far more terrifying than even you.

And bribery is just sooooooo last week.

Don't you know that terror is the new blackmail?me hide behind sofa...not this thread must stop as its an infringement of the boy gangs rights and you know we are right all hail the boy gang all hail the male dominance so bow down before us::::::::::::::

you should heading for a pussy whipping off all us girlies hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Pussy here!!!

lol"
pouting pussy here ..kicked him off at last

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

Can't do, Number 1,one half of this couple belongs to the pussy posse, and number 2 I am terrified of madhick

we dont live far from you ill bring you flowers and chocs plz removeit xxxxxx

Feck off Rob......

I'm far more terrifying than even you.

And bribery is just sooooooo last week.

That's given me the best laugh I've had for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shy pussy here

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"shy pussy here

Hello babes.......... nice to see you again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shy pussy.....

Twaddle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Pussy here!!!

lolpouting pussy here ..kicked him off at last "

thank fook for that the doris has gone to put his pinny on.

this is pleasure pussy, or gash as your doris affectionatley called me lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Pussy here!!!

lolpouting pussy here ..kicked him off at last "

bout time chick, he was getting FAR too carried away with himself.....lol

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Shy pussy.....

Twaddle....

And what Muppet did we name you after????

It was the fugly one wasn't it?

Gonzo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Pussy here!!!

lolpouting pussy here ..kicked him off at last

bout time chick, he was getting FAR too carried away with himself.....lol"
doesnt he always deb ? xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Pussy here!!!

lolpouting pussy here ..kicked him off at last

bout time chick, he was getting FAR too carried away with himself.....loldoesnt he always deb ? xxx"

Give em an inch and they take a mile - they give us an inch and they try to make us believe its a mile....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo God... not the bloody Muppetts again..

As dry as the strap on threats lol...

Now be good girlies and bend over.. theres a little poppett xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo God... not the bloody Muppetts again..

As dry as the strap on threats lol...

Now be good girlies and bend over.. theres a little poppett xx"
you started the name thing off again ...i did warn you but as usual a doris who doesnt listen ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hellooooooooo

and i am shy, honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been reading the froums since joining and thought it was about time i said hello proper to the posse members.

Hi Girls, can i be Preening Pussy???

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Stacking up tonight on the posse side arent we :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stacking up tonight on the posse side arent we :D"
almost makes you pity the dorisses ..i did say almost

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Stacking up tonight on the posse side arent we :Dalmost makes you pity the dorisses ..i did say almost "

Its only singular now - even wonky nips must be hiding tonight....lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

Can't do, Number 1,one half of this couple belongs to the pussy posse, and number 2 I am terrified of madhick

we dont live far from you ill bring you flowers and chocs plz removeit xxxxxx

Nice bit of grovelling, just how _adchick likes the doris's

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Been reading the froums since joining and thought it was about time i said hello proper to the posse members.

Hi Girls, can i be Preening Pussy???"

You can be any Pussy you like my lovely.

Welcome

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

Can't do, Number 1,one half of this couple belongs to the pussy posse, and number 2 I am terrified of madhick

we dont live far from you ill bring you flowers and chocs plz removeit xxxxxx

Nice bit of grovelling, just how _adchick likes the doris's

Apart from liking my Doris's grovelling, I also like them with a boquet of flowers in one hand and a pair of Jimmy Choo's in the other.......

Now kneel before me inconsequential one and beg forgiveness for not bringing this goddess offerings to deminish her wrath........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dear gorgeous moderators can you please pull this thread as its blatant advertising...

Can't do, Number 1,one half of this couple belongs to the pussy posse, and number 2 I am terrified of madhick

we dont live far from you ill bring you flowers and chocs plz removeit xxxxxx

Nice bit of grovelling, just how _adchick likes the doris's

Apart from liking my Doris's grovelling, I also like them with a boquet of flowers in one hand and a pair of Jimmy Choo's in the other.......

Now kneel before me inconsequential one and beg forgiveness for not bringing this goddess offerings to deminish her wrath........

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he would if he wasnt tethered lol x

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"You mean to say that not ONE Doris has put himself up for auction?

Not even OKC? im disgusted!!

Right as we a going to keep count! LOL

Count (including me) stands at:

Guys offering to put themselves up = 6

Girls offering to put themselves up = 2

Maddie you do need to get your facts right and get the Posse in action.

LOL

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"You mean to say that not ONE Doris has put himself up for auction?

Not even OKC? im disgusted!!

Right as we a going to keep count! LOL

Count (including me) stands at:

Guys offering to put themselves up = 6

Girls offering to put themselves up = 2

Maddie you do need to get your facts right and get the Posse in action.

LOL

There ya go then, definitive proof from the "man with the plan" that the pissy posse are all talk.... piss and wind as my grandad would say.

Ladies, in a fight with a guy, you will always come up short.

Do you know why they dont let wimmen fight on the front line?.... Its because, contrary to popular belief, if a guy sees a woman injured or under threat, he subconciously is programmed to feel empathy for her, to "care and protect" her mor than he would if it was a guy. Positive proof that guys are the more caring sex. Now, get in the kitchen and make me a coffee!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 sugars and milk in mine...

Peds

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

I don’t want to be a Doris! Can’t you women come up with a better name than Doris as it sounds like one of them blokes in dresses in the bounty advert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t want to be a Doris! Can’t you women come up with a better name than Doris as it sounds like one of them blokes in dresses in the bounty advert. "

I know....good int it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t want to be a Doris! Can’t you women come up with a better name than Doris as it sounds like one of them blokes in dresses in the bounty advert. "
YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE ...now get off this thread young man or wear a crash helmet ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got us a Doris in the Scottish Parlaiment, the movement is growing girls Doris Power is growing, soon we will pass laws chaining u all to the kitchen with just enuff length to reach the bedroom.

Mhuhuhahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got us a Doris in the Scottish Parlaiment, the movement is growing girls Doris Power is growing, soon we will pass laws chaining u all to the kitchen with just enuff length to reach the bedroom.

Mhuhuhahahahaha "

Dream on babes, the only chain in my house is in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hrrrrr damn u woman, stop pushing my buttons, can't stop thinking about chains in bedrooms

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By *ark-PlayerMan
over a year ago

Nice Shoes

what you have to put the seat down after? - thats where I have been going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what you have to put the seat down after? - thats where I have been going wrong "
ooh a doris who admits hes wrong...now theres a novelty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!"

Oooooh i'm a member of the Pussy Posse! never been in a gang! lol... Does this mean i get a jacket? LOL..

Sammi xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

Oooooh i'm a member of the Pussy Posse! never been in a gang! lol... Does this mean i get a jacket? LOL..

Sammi xx "
nooo a badge ..but dont know where youre going to pin it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

Oooooh i'm a member of the Pussy Posse! never been in a gang! lol... Does this mean i get a jacket? LOL..

Sammi xx nooo a badge ..but dont know where youre going to pin it lol"

Hmmmmm Maybe pin it to my tit but there again may deflate my 42f's an not quite sure billy's into piercings hehe.... Suggestions welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

Oooooh i'm a member of the Pussy Posse! never been in a gang! lol... Does this mean i get a jacket? LOL..

Sammi xx nooo a badge ..but dont know where youre going to pin it lol

Hmmmmm Maybe pin it to my tit but there again may deflate my 42f's an not quite sure billy's into piercings hehe.... Suggestions welcome!

"
nooo sweetie your possee now ..you do what you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

Oooooh i'm a member of the Pussy Posse! never been in a gang! lol... Does this mean i get a jacket? LOL..

Sammi xx "
all posse members get a special jacket , and there own little padded room .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

Oooooh i'm a member of the Pussy Posse! never been in a gang! lol... Does this mean i get a jacket? LOL..

Sammi xx nooo a badge ..but dont know where youre going to pin it lol

Hmmmmm Maybe pin it to my tit but there again may deflate my 42f's an not quite sure billy's into piercings hehe.... Suggestions welcome!

nooo sweetie your possee now ..you do what you like

I already do do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

Oooooh i'm a member of the Pussy Posse! never been in a gang! lol... Does this mean i get a jacket? LOL..

Sammi xx all posse members get a special jacket , and there own little padded room .

"
oi!dipsy!toddle back off to the other thread ...we,ll have no dorisses here !!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

[Removed by poster at 18/06/09 13:50:11]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

Oooooh i'm a member of the Pussy Posse! never been in a gang! lol... Does this mean i get a jacket? LOL..

Sammi xx all posse members get a special jacket , and there own little padded room .

Dipsy is at it again I see

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Ohhh Desperation now ff's...

The original lot have all but burned out lol.."

SOoooooooo true notts .....i saw them cum and go over the months they all go delusional at the merest hint the are actually women ...

TO ALL THE REAL MEN MOB they are not actual women they are "DAVES" pretend men who waddle around wearing strapons and false beards ....and have penis envy .but then go home cook wash and general uphold the true tradition of wifeliness

Coming on a swing site just goes plainly to their heads !!!!!

PD.,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/06/09 13:51:35]

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over a year ago

"Ohhh Desperation now ff's...

The original lot have all but burned out lol..

SOoooooooo true notts .....i saw them cum and go over the months they all go delusional at the merest hint the are actually women ...

Coming on a swing site just goes plainly to their heads !!!!!

PD.,"

Have i fuck burnt out!!!!! you aint seen nothing yet...new and improved is more like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh Desperation now ff's...

The original lot have all but burned out lol..

SOoooooooo true notts .....i saw them cum and go over the months they all go delusional at the merest hint the are actually women ...

Coming on a swing site just goes plainly to their heads !!!!!

PD.,"
oooeerrrr where did you pop up from ...thought it was safe on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies...... if you post on here, you automatically become members of the Pussy Posse and as such, you must remember that all boys smell, are stupid and you must throw rocks at them.

Men that post.......well.......ppfffttt, I suppose you can join the Doris's if you must.

Anyho........ check out this link and come to the fabulous night being arranged by the Pussy Posse (cus if we left it to a bloke, it would never happen)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3561

And Mods.........DO NOT delete this. You all know I'll sulk summat chronic if you do!

Oooooh i'm a member of the Pussy Posse! never been in a gang! lol... Does this mean i get a jacket? LOL..

Sammi xx all posse members get a special jacket , and there own little padded room .

oi!dipsy!toddle back off to the other thread ...we,ll have no dorisses here !!"

Oooooooooooooh Jacket an a padded room! (anyone coming to play) Now Then are'nt i a lucky girl

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Ohhh Desperation now ff's...

The original lot have all but burned out lol..

SOoooooooo true notts .....i saw them cum and go over the months they all go delusional at the merest hint the are actually women ...

Coming on a swing site just goes plainly to their heads !!!!!

PD.,oooeerrrr where did you pop up from ...thought it was safe on here

its never safe babe ...go polish your jelly one ..!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want a name!! but i dont like none of them thats left!!

*stamps her feet and folds her arms*

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"i want a name!! but i dont like none of them thats left!!

*stamps her feet and folds her arms*"

thumper ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i want a name!! but i dont like none of them thats left!!

*stamps her feet and folds her arms*

thumper ????"

oi!! careful you!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i want a name!! but i dont like none of them thats left!!

*stamps her feet and folds her arms*

thumper ????"
thump you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you wanna hold his arms while i do it kaz?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you wanna hold his arms while i do it kaz?? lol"
ooh yes please

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"you wanna hold his arms while i do it kaz?? lolooh yes please

calm down girls ...ok what about ..

strapon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you wanna hold his arms while i do it kaz?? lolooh yes please

calm down girls ...ok what about ..

strapon ?"
are you obsessed with strap ons? are ya???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey if the strap on is being passed round, am sure its my turn soon. Is there any KY left or will someone spit on it for me.....otherwise "him" is going to have to take it raw.....god a woman in charge of a cock (albeit a strap on) wot a dangerous scenario...

from

pleasure pussy

of the

pussy posse

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"hey if the strap on is being passed round, am sure its my turn soon. Is there any KY left or will someone spit on it for me.....otherwise "him" is going to have to take it raw.....god a woman in charge of a cock (albeit a strap on) wot a dangerous scenario...

from

pleasure pussy

of the

pussy posse"

I rest my case Guys PRETEND MEN reverting to type ... and to kaz ...you know its true ...you wish you had a cock ...go on admit it ...your amongst friends ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from

pleasure pussy

of the

pussy posse

I rest my case Guys PRETEND MEN reverting to type ... and to kaz ...you know its true ...you wish you had a cock ...go on admit it ...your amongst friends ...

"
very good point..pd..i think we are amongst alot of possee members....that would like a member so man gave them strap ons

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"i want a name!! but i dont like none of them thats left!!

*stamps her feet and folds her arms*"

Maddies Biatch Pussy..........!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"precious pussy

pouting pussy

pretty pussy

posh pussy

pube pussy

bagsey can i be pleasure pussy....please pretty please...posse leader...she who must be obeyed

"
your new name is strapon gash

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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"precious pussy

pouting pussy

pretty pussy

posh pussy

pube pussy

bagsey can i be pleasure pussy....please pretty please...posse leader...she who must be obeyed

your new name is strapon gash

Fook off Rob.

My Posse can be who they want to be.!

Go swivel on something rubber and hard!

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

now play nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personaly thinking 'Madchick' is the perfect name...

Serves as a warning to all who dare click...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personaly thinking 'Madchick' is the perfect name...

Serves as a warning to all who dare click..."
from a bad egg if you ask me

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