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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

And cats.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

And shoes.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fuck off!!

(Actually you're so right!)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

And vodka.

Oh, no, sorry, that's just you Cheeky

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"And vodka.

Oh, no, sorry, that's just you Cheeky "

Cheeky fooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you very much, that's the nicest thing anybodies ever said to me on here

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Thank you very much, that's the nicest thing anybodies ever said to me on here "

You are welcome

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

All we talk about is men discussing candycrush saga.

Black or coloured stockings tonight?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"All we talk about is men discussing candycrush saga.

Black or coloured stockings tonight?"

Coloured

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Don't forget the bloody cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew this thread was coming...

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

No comment

I'm just a boring man

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Knew this thread was coming... "

Oi! Are you sayin we is predicable or sumfin?!

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "

Only colouring books if they work in marketing.

You forgot nails, shoes and handbags to your list.

So...what should today's woman look like in the topic of conversation to make them exciting and current?

Obvious man choices would be football, boxing, game consoles and cars.

Watching this post with great interest to learn the woman's perspective!

Ps Vodka is actually a great conversation, as there's lots of things you can do with vodka. Vodka jellies, Vodka Watermelon to name a couple.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

My cats talk about us humans going out and leaving them at home

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm allergic to vodka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been discussing the football transfer market & how much players are being valued for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knew this thread was coming... "

Yeah they always have to end up talking about themselves don't they

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking

Only colouring books if they work in marketing.

You forgot nails, shoes and handbags to your list.

So...what should today's woman look like in the topic of conversation to make them exciting and current?

Obvious man choices would be football, boxing, game consoles and cars.

Watching this post with great interest to learn the woman's perspective!

Ps Vodka is actually a great conversation, as there's lots of things you can do with vodka. Vodka jellies, Vodka Watermelon to name a couple.

"

My danish vodka shot drink is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And cats."

And dogs.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"And cats.

And dogs."
Dont forget meerkats

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking

Only colouring books if they work in marketing.

You forgot nails, shoes and handbags to your list.

So...what should today's woman look like in the topic of conversation to make them exciting and current?

Obvious man choices would be football, boxing, game consoles and cars.

Watching this post with great interest to learn the woman's perspective!

Ps Vodka is actually a great conversation, as there's lots of things you can do with vodka. Vodka jellies, Vodka Watermelon to name a couple.

My danish vodka shot drink is amazing "

Mmmm that sounds nice! I recall me and Dizzy hanging out with a hot Russian babe drinking shots of vodka. She remembers the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 6th. No sure what happened in between but she drank a shot that was being poured over the Russian ladies breasts.

Needless to say, she passed out and the night ended early

The good news was we reconvened in the morning!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We should discuss female football players, not the boring men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??"

Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka

I'll have one too ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knew this thread was coming...

Oi! Are you sayin we is predicable or sumfin?! "

Not me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "

Apart from me - can't cook, can't colour and hardly where make up lol

Love to talk about anything else x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I tend to talk about different things depending on who I am with, tends to generally be lighthearted stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??

Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka

I'll have one too ta "

You'll have one, or your vagina will?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??

Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka

I'll have one too ta

You'll have one, or your vagina will? "

Isn't that dangerous??

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??

Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka

I'll have one too ta "

Who said you could have some of my vodka

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??

Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka

I'll have one too ta

Who said you could have some of my vodka "

It would seem that between men and women, women are more exciting.

At least this thread has alcohol on topic!

Now...about that vodka and where it's going...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colouring books?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??

Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka

I'll have one too ta

You'll have one, or your vagina will?

Isn't that dangerous?? "

Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "

I bore people to death when I talk about cars and bikes

I can't talk about shoes lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And sex...cleaning up...diy ...drinking n cooking but if peeps don't like it...I've two words for em

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "

Maybe I'm off topic on this website but do women talk about sex? And to what extent? Graphic or Sensious?

Would also like to hear if you chat with your mates about watching a great porno the other day, and not Emmerdale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget hats lol and rugby player bottoms .

Yep you girls are dull, its all music , cakes , books pooches and .... Hang on whoops sorry ladies your jolly its us football obsessed , cars and politics blokes who are a tad dull.

Come on sisters lets burn our bras

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

And talk about defending your profile status due to the 'man v women ratio' here

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"And talk about defending your profile status due to the 'man v women ratio' here"

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??

Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka

I'll have one too ta

You'll have one, or your vagina will?

Isn't that dangerous??

Probably "

Fuck it! You only live once ay. Now,who's pouring it in??

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll admit I talk about fashion and makeup, cooking (Inc cocktail recipes). But I also like talking about politics, art, theatre, film, literature...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And talk about defending your profile status due to the 'man v women ratio' here"

No,that doesn't happen. My friends aren't on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??

Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka

I'll have one too ta

You'll have one, or your vagina will?

Isn't that dangerous??

Probably

Fuck it! You only live once ay. Now,who's pouring it in?? "

We should let one of the men pour so they'll have something interesting to talk about.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We've been talking about my button collection.

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"We've been talking about my button collection. "

Now that's a conversation I wouldn't mind drilling into.

And happy to pour Courtney, if you've got the technique how to continuously swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least being a boring woman must be better than being a boring old fart besides it must be more interesting boring yourself as. woman

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We've been talking about my button collection.

Now that's a conversation I wouldn't mind drilling into.

And happy to pour Courtney, if you've got the technique how to continuously swallow. "

How fine is the point of your drill? Do you think we could make buttons with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??

Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka

I'll have one too ta

You'll have one, or your vagina will?

Isn't that dangerous??

Probably

Fuck it! You only live once ay. Now,who's pouring it in??

We should let one of the men pour so they'll have something interesting to talk about. "

Topic of conversation: Did you see how much vodka her vagina held???

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??

Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka

I'll have one too ta

You'll have one, or your vagina will?

Isn't that dangerous??

Probably

Fuck it! You only live once ay. Now,who's pouring it in??

We should let one of the men pour so they'll have something interesting to talk about.

Topic of conversation: Did you see how much vodka her vagina held??? "

Someone had vodka poured into her vagina?

a) does it sting?

b) isn't that dangerous?

c) did it have ice and a slice?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange "

Now's your chance!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been talking about my button collection.

Now that's a conversation I wouldn't mind drilling into.

And happy to pour Courtney, if you've got the technique how to continuously swallow. "

Only one way to learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange "

According to SeaWitch it's good for bleaching your arsehole #FabTopTips

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"And shoes."

And Soaps, depending on your age it's either Neighbours, Home and away and Hollyoaks or Coronation street, Eastenders and Emmerdale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??

Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka

I'll have one too ta

You'll have one, or your vagina will?

Isn't that dangerous??

Probably

Fuck it! You only live once ay. Now,who's pouring it in??

We should let one of the men pour so they'll have something interesting to talk about.

Topic of conversation: Did you see how much vodka her vagina held???

Someone had vodka poured into her vagina?

a) does it sting?

b) isn't that dangerous?

c) did it have ice and a slice?

"

d) How long could she hold it in for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange

Now's your chance!

-Courtney"

Straight from the bottle of through a funnel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange

Now's your chance!

-Courtney

Straight from the bottle of through a funnel? "

Ladies don't drink straight from the bottle

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"

Topic of conversation: Did you see how much vodka her vagina held???

How fine is the point of your drill? Do you think we could make buttons with it?

Only one way to learn "

Hmm! Well I drank from a fish bowl and got totally fucked! But I'm always up for a new drinking challenge!

I don't know, but we could give it a go!

You're absolutely right. Happy to teach!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange

Now's your chance!

-Courtney"

Lol thibk I would need a few vodkas via the mouth piece first

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

Wow. Over 50 posts, and no mentions of your `precious` brats!

I`m phoning Social Services...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange

Now's your chance!

-Courtney

Straight from the bottle of through a funnel?

Ladies don't drink straight from the bottle "

Of course,silly me. Funnel it is then

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange

According to SeaWitch it's good for bleaching your arsehole #FabTopTips "

I'll give that a miss I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "

The ones I know also talk about gin, crisps and rudey photos

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking

The ones I know also talk about gin, crisps and rudey photos "

Oh rude photos what are those?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And shoes.

And Soaps, depending on your age it's either Neighbours, Home and away and Hollyoaks or Coronation street, Eastenders and Emmerdale. "

The only soaps I discuss with female friends are glycerine, milk thistle, lavender, shea etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking

The ones I know also talk about gin, crisps and rudey photos

Oh rude photos what are those? "

Bums and thighs. It's seemingly what some ladies look at for research purposes. Potentially while drinking gin and/or eating crisps.

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange

According to SeaWitch it's good for bleaching your arsehole #FabTopTips

I'll give that a miss I think "

I truly wonder how some people stumble on the bizarre! What was in their mindset in the first place?

Wonder if it'll make a spread in cosmopolitan someday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and face pics!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"and face pics!"

I had to do a double take with yours as you look like my cousin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem ....

I'm confused ...

Are we pouring the vodka or what?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ahem ....

I'm confused ...

Are we pouring the vodka or what?

"

Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking

The ones I know also talk about gin, crisps and rudey photos

Oh rude photos what are those?

Bums and thighs. It's seemingly what some ladies look at for research purposes. Potentially while drinking gin and/or eating crisps. "

You forgot muscley arms!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking

The ones I know also talk about gin, crisps and rudey photos

Oh rude photos what are those?

Bums and thighs. It's seemingly what some ladies look at for research purposes. Potentially while drinking gin and/or eating crisps. "

Well you do have an amazing bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem ....

I'm confused ...

Are we pouring the vodka or what?

Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world "

Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem ....

I'm confused ...

Are we pouring the vodka or what?

Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world

Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood "

And wash the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem ....

I'm confused ...

Are we pouring the vodka or what?

Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world

Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood "

I think you're in the wrong place, then. But I guess we can allow it

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem ....

I'm confused ...

Are we pouring the vodka or what?

Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world

Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood

And wash the bottle "

You didn't use the funnel!?!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "

Ha, I don't talk about any of those! I only talk about men and horses. And music.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ahem ....

I'm confused ...

Are we pouring the vodka or what?

Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world

Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood "

Open your lips wide then

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Hellooo. and wine don't forget wine

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Hellooo. and wine don't forget wine "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem ....

I'm confused ...

Are we pouring the vodka or what?

Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world

Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood

And wash the bottle

You didn't use the funnel!?! "

You said ladies don't drink out of the bottle

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ahem ....

I'm confused ...

Are we pouring the vodka or what?

Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world

Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood

And wash the bottle

You didn't use the funnel!?!

You said ladies don't drink out of the bottle "

Are you sure? Some drink out of the furry cup though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've drank from the fairy fountain and enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem ....

I'm confused ...

Are we pouring the vodka or what?

Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world

Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood

And wash the bottle

You didn't use the funnel!?!

You said ladies don't drink out of the bottle

Are you sure? Some drink out of the furry cup though "

Are you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've drank from the fairy fountain and enjoyed it "

Mine's more an undergrowth at the moment. You'll have a job finding the fountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink often but had a wedding Sunday and was drinking vodka with lychee flavour rubicon, the fizzy stuff in the white can, was lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've drank from the fairy fountain and enjoyed it

Mine's more an undergrowth at the moment. You'll have a job finding the fountain "

Its ok im a professional and have a cut throat

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I don't drink often but had a wedding Sunday and was drinking vodka with lychee flavour rubicon, the fizzy stuff in the white can, was lovely!"

Sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ladies

Are men allowed to talk on here?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Hi ladies

Are men allowed to talk on here? "

Depends have you got alcohol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've drank from the fairy fountain and enjoyed it

Mine's more an undergrowth at the moment. You'll have a job finding the fountain

Its ok im a professional and have a cut throat "

*gulp*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi ladies

Are men allowed to talk on here?

Depends have you got alcohol? "

Lush!

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about undies

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What about undies "

What should fatties wear thongs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about undies

What should fatties wear thongs? "

They can wear what they like

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What about undies

What should fatties wear thongs?

They can wear what they like "

I don't like them it's like cheese wire up me bum crack

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "

Not interested in any of the above...

Oooh no wait i love cake. Just on a long health kick that doesnt include cake..

Well apart from a hen do tomorrow where i hope to have lemon meringue yesssssss

Mrs _d40 xx

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"What about undies

What should fatties wear thongs?

They can wear what they like

I don't like them it's like cheese wire up me bum crack "

give me proper knickers any day!!!

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over a year ago


"What about undies

What should fatties wear thongs?

They can wear what they like

I don't like them it's like cheese wire up me bum crack "

I wear lots of different types for different occasions

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking

Not interested in any of the above...

Oooh no wait i love cake. Just on a long health kick that doesnt include cake..

Well apart from a hen do tomorrow where i hope to have lemon meringue yesssssss

Mrs _d40 xx"

Enjoy xx

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What about undies

What should fatties wear thongs?

They can wear what they like

I don't like them it's like cheese wire up me bum crack

give me proper knickers any day!!! "

Big knickers rule

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"What about undies

What should fatties wear thongs?

They can wear what they like

I don't like them it's like cheese wire up me bum crack

give me proper knickers any day!!!

Big knickers rule "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm just a tiny knickers girl - it's easier for others to get in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im boring all ive talked about all day is code

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I was talking about my bush this morning that's not boring, oh actually as its my bush outside I guess it kind of is ok you got me, miss cc, I hold my hands up, guilty as charged, I'm boring Mrs blue eyes

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Im boring all ive talked about all day is code "

Morse?

Dib dib dib, dob dob dob.

Oh hang on, that might be the Scouts

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im boring all ive talked about all day is code

Morse?

Dib dib dib, dob dob dob.

Oh hang on, that might be the Scouts

Mr ddc"

Java script xx lol

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Im boring all ive talked about all day is code

Morse?

Dib dib dib, dob dob dob.

Oh hang on, that might be the Scouts

Mr ddc

Java script xx lol"

Ahhh,

I don't understand any of those Indonesian writings...

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "

P doesn't as she rarely wears more than a bit of eyeliner and mascara, she doesn't have enough free time to colour anything apart from her hair and she can't cook so I do it seeing as I'm an ex chef. She does like talking about motorsport, american football and sex though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So no slugs n snails n puppy dogs tails then?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

And our kids

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Has anyone mentioned tampons yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And shoes."

Shoes is good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone mentioned tampons yet?"

Just you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

And flip flops

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Anyone said boobs and bras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And flip flops"

I Fucking hate flip flops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And flip flops

I Fucking hate flip flops "

They are OK as long as you wear socks with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And flip flops

I Fucking hate flip flops

They are OK as long as you wear socks with them "

They are never ok.....they are sufferable when on the beach....that is it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "

..and bitch about each other

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

Not me. I tend to talk about history and artefacts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im boring all ive talked about all day is code

Morse?

Dib dib dib, dob dob dob.

Oh hang on, that might be the Scouts

Mr ddc

Java script xx lol

Ahhh,

I don't understand any of those Indonesian writings...

"

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"And cats."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mainly talked about Sex and Japanese Knives and Cars and Men today!

(And booked a pedicure for tmrw for my hooves )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And flip flops

I Fucking hate flip flops

They are OK as long as you wear socks with them

They are never ok.....they are sufferable when on the beach....that is it!"

I hate them on the beach too, always falling off. Useless rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just a tiny knickers girl - it's easier for others to get in them"

You drag up a thread that is 38 weeks old and full of UNLOS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just a tiny knickers girl - it's easier for others to get in them

You drag up a thread that is 38 weeks old and full of UNLOS!"

Most of them are back now under new usernames

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