FabSwingers.com forum: What is the most embarrassing thing you own

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Some might argue and say my sheep suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains"

Oh yeah I've got one of those... Ashamed to hang it on the washing line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Darkness album

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

My shower cap - even if it is pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keith Harris and orvilles "I wish I could fly" on vinyl so embarrassing

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

a aixam (its a car)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

full size david coulthard cut out....signed

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

A pair of crocs...

they are left in the car for when we go to picnics by the river and end up playing in the river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A photo album full of pictures of me as a kid

What was I thinking...backwards baseball caps AND cargo pants?!?

-Courtney

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"full size david coulthard cut out....signed

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book of erotic stories I wrote when I was a teen... Once a perv always a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A selfie stick ...Oh the shame !! Single man trying to take decent pic's to put on Fab problems .... If you want me I'll be in the bin labeled "was once a proper bloke bin "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mankini

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

An autographed picture of Mary from Coronation Street. It was a gift... Actually, who am I kidding? I love Mary from Corrie, she's the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mankini

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Photos or its not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every slade album and single ever made

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"An autographed picture of Mary from Coronation Street. It was a gift... Actually, who am I kidding? I love Mary from Corrie, she's the best."
think that's the best so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mankini

Photos or its not true

On profile

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains"

A photo of me in a sheep onsie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A barbie doll that I stole from my ex wife while we were going through the whole petty tit for tat thing, it became a big joke amongst mutual friends, and if she says something a bit cheeky I tell her I can still take the head of it, and just to show how petty it got, she rubbed chocolate into my boxers before giving them back to me, well I say give them back to me, she lined them up on the front garden wall "shit stains" showing for all the neighbourhood to see, we laugh about it all now but at the time it was war lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains

A photo of me in a sheep onsie

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ha, I've got one of those in fact ha I've got the onesie

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains

A photo of me in a sheep onsie

ha, I've got one of those in fact ha I've got the onesie

Burn it all

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains

A photo of me in a sheep onsie

ha, I've got one of those in fact ha I've got the onesie

Burn it all

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I love my onesie, got it on now

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains

A photo of me in a sheep onsie

ha, I've got one of those in fact ha I've got the onesie

Burn it all

I've seen the photo!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I own a 7 inch single of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits. It's my guilty musical pleasure.

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By *rab74Man
over a year ago

Huntingdon

"I own a 7 inch single of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits. It's my guilty musical pleasure."

Why guilty...? Possibly one of the best songs ever, and that's not me being ironic.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I own a 7 inch single of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits. It's my guilty musical pleasure."

No shame there.

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By *antonkid1955Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Ive got a Jimmy Saville ,,soap on a rope medallion,,and on the back of the box it states that a proportion of the purchace price is donated to the Stoke Manderville hospital,.even the local charity shop refused it.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A signed Jason Donovan poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"full size david coulthard cut out....signed

surely your cliff richard cd collection is FAR worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a aixam (its a car)

Is it orange by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own a 7 inch single of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits. It's my guilty musical pleasure."

That's probably their best song! But ok, maybe dire straits aren't the hippest tag team in town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two pairs of crocs

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan
over a year ago

Southampton

A 16 year old T shirt lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Two pairs of crocs

Crocs are practical - when camping!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 Star.... Silk & Steel c.d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pack of Tena lady

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By *he Milf ClubCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains"

I had one of those. Was embarrassed so brought a new one. In black.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I own a 7 inch single of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits. It's my guilty musical pleasure.

That's probably their best song! But ok, maybe dire straits aren't the hippest tag team in town "

Dire straits are a great band in my opinion! And i'm probably 'too young' for them!

As for most embarrassing thing I own...hmm. Probably my tambourine. It only has 2 jangly bits left on it and the flashing lights no longer work (probably for the best eh?!)

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

My lucky pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two pairs of crocs

Crocs are practical - when camping!!! "

Indeed, you don't wanna trod in something squishy on the way to the toilet block!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains

I had one of those. Was embarrassed so brought a new one. In black. "

Mine's a Bob The Builder one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of bridget jones style high wasted control pants..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll change mine to black velour track suit bottoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two pairs of crocs

One pair forgivable but 2......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own a 7 inch single of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits. It's my guilty musical pleasure."

Really, how is that embarrassing ? I love Dire Straits !

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

"Two pairs of crocs

Crocs are practical - when camping!!! "

ideal for camping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting needles and wool for me (Mrs)

My works car (Mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tatty Teddy onsie

and several Britney albums sat alongside my metal and rock collection...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ungrateful this may seem....... but a few years I was presented with an award by my company for doing some stuff they decided worthy of special recognition....

Its an elaborately decorative sword housed a framed glass case and embellished with the words " Sword of Excellence"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ungrateful this may seem....... but a few years I was presented with an award by my company for doing some stuff they decided worthy of special recognition....

Its an elaborately decorative sword housed a framed glass case and embellished with the words " Sword of Excellence"

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how's the job in the primary school going anyhow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ungrateful this may seem....... but a few years I was presented with an award by my company for doing some stuff they decided worthy of special recognition....

Its an elaborately decorative sword housed a framed glass case and embellished with the words " Sword of Excellence"

how's the job in the primary school going anyhow

lol... that's probably the most accurate description of life on a oil rig

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

A friend that likes dire straits ,

I tell him never to mention it in pubic ....

Jo x

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

inherited from my late uncle, I have an immaculate late 1970s Dolly Parton album, incredible gatefold sleeve with the lady herself a mass of blonde curls, teeth and, goodness me, what large tits you have Dolly

, Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ungrateful this may seem....... but a few years I was presented with an award by my company for doing some stuff they decided worthy of special recognition....

Its an elaborately decorative sword housed a framed glass case and embellished with the words " Sword of Excellence"

how's the job in the primary school going anyhow

lol... that's probably the most accurate description of life on a oil rig

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It needs mounting on a wall in the rec room with a sign, in emergency break glass and slash

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"inherited from my late uncle, I have an immaculate late 1970s Dolly Parton album, incredible gatefold sleeve with the lady herself a mass of blonde curls, teeth and, goodness me, what large tits you have Dolly

, Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat

We adore Dolly!!! We can't drive the M5 without her

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

, Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat

We adore Dolly!!! We can't drive the M5 without her "

Respect! It's a gorgeous record, always a talking point!You just know she'd be good in concert, dare I risk it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A common stone which my mum handed me when I was much younger,she said it was very pretty like you

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

, Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat

We adore Dolly!!! We can't drive the M5 without her

Respect! It's a gorgeous record, always a talking point!You just know she'd be good in concert, dare I risk it?!"

If she tours again the boys have begged me to get tickets (they're 13 & 8!) especially after seeing her on tv at Glastonbury (I'm not allowed to delete the recording) & The Kaiser Chiefs doing a cover of 9-5 made her ultra cool!!!

The eldest did 9-5 in a Scouts gangshow & was word perfect without script at 1st rehearsal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me dinosaur slippers

or my panda suit

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

, Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat

We adore Dolly!!! We can't drive the M5 without her

Respect! It's a gorgeous record, always a talking point!You just know she'd be good in concert, dare I risk it?!

The eldest did 9-5 in a Scouts gangshow & was word perfect without script at 1st rehearsal

I take my hat off to you! We'll see you there then! Down the front and we'll throw her a "Dolly Loves FAB" banner to be photo'd with - free lifetime gold membership if we manage it!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

, Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat

We adore Dolly!!! We can't drive the M5 without her

Respect! It's a gorgeous record, always a talking point!You just know she'd be good in concert, dare I risk it?!

The eldest did 9-5 in a Scouts gangshow & was word perfect without script at 1st rehearsal

I take my hat off to you! We'll see you there then! Down the front and we'll throw her a "Dolly Loves FAB" banner to be photo'd with - free lifetime gold membership if we manage it!

I want platinum membership

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

The single of, 'I am only a poor little sparrow'. It is scratched to he'll but it was the first single I ever had.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Posh Spice doll - I keep her hidden. And it's not life size!

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By *rankyJAYMan
over a year ago

jarrow

"Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains"

A fleshlight

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By *rab74Man
over a year ago

Huntingdon

My fridge. Or more accurately the state of the inhabitants thereof. I suspect the broccoli might report me to the UN for genocide.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Something in the attic with shoulder pads I suspect......

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Wee willie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something in the attic with shoulder pads I suspect......

Never figured you as a psychotic cheerleader.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Something in the attic with shoulder pads I suspect......

Never figured you as a psychotic cheerleader.

No, I keep them in the wardrobe for easy access

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My childhood teddy bear. She's pink, sections of her fur are worn and stuffing falling out of her

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Probably the pair of light blue fleece PJ bottoms with stars on that I keep for winter and the music collection on my iPod. (him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I own anything embarrassing ...I dont hoard stuff have a clear óot every few months and what I buy I like /wear/use...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I now own some lovely big cat slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of Clogies for the garden.....

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By *ikebradford1974Man
over a year ago

bingley

A penis pump

Id throw it away but be embarrassed if the bin men found it

Novelty gifts are great as long as they are not the size of draught excluder

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By *ethepeopleMan
over a year ago

Near you

"Two pairs of crocs

Crocs are practical - when camping!!!

ideal for camping

I've got a old pair comfy!! But mental slippy in wet

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